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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
jon has been dragging alex all day and it's really funny
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this was cringe AF but also very funny. enjoy it uncut:
Mizzy Hires Santa to come over [uncut archive]
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[Mizzy News]

Mizzy has politely asked some clippers to remove clips of her santa stream (and other non-fishtank content) so that she may make it a patreon exclusive. The clippers i've talked to said they would comply with her requests.

Please enjoy the archives i've been posting here, and feel free to share them with others selectively. Just be mindful that if mizzy were to see them and file a DMCA they will disappear.

Here's her latest cooking stream
Mizzy Cooking stream + Cucumberfeet Fishtank S2 recaps [uncut archive]
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I'm glad that Jon can just say, "ur wife fat" and Alex has to try every insult he can about Jon lmao
I know a lot of people couldn't stomach the interview of Ogress, but it was pure kino and I highly recommend it.

At one point Alex is sitting there, angrily saying "I DEFENDED YOU WHEN THEY WERE CALLING YOU FAT MIZZY!" because the TTS had called his wife fat, and Mizzy had said that if she was Ms. Piggy she didn't know what "that was" in reference to Ogress right after Ogress' departure. Ogress turns to Alex and says "There's nothing wrong with being fat, Alex." He is a little shook and moves on, lol. That happened a few times throughout the interview, and each time it did, I giggled.

Ogress and Mizzy eventually agreed that they were each giving the audience what they wanted (and that they both hated the treacherous Bianca). Still, Mizzy took a firm stand against Ogress beating the shit out of Alex. Ogress started in on her, saying, "If your husband let that thing lay her bones up on him, blah blah blah." Mizzy put her hand up, going on a story about how her ex knocked up her best friend, and she hit NO ONE, so fuck off with that. In the end, Ogress said that Life IS Mizzy. Alex refused to admit that life was Mizzy. Because he's a punk, lol.
 
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yeah he went into some delusional ego trip as usual

"Life is awesome. Life is Alex B. Life is the king, the star of the fucking show, and one day everyone in that house will say "Wow, I got to share oxygen with Alex B".
Didn't he say that they (other contestants in the house) would tell their children about it but their kids wouldn't believe it, or some bullshit? Or did I just hallucinate that part? I need to clip things down. It was so surreal.
 
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