Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Charnel Ground]

Tranny tits. SAD!

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I forget if I posted these before, but I guess now is a good time either way. Alyssa is really open about her poopy problems.

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[AnOminous]

IBS my ass, she's just a lush who's drunk all the time so her shits all squirt.

 

[just Reading a post]

Scatalogical horrors
Why am i not surprised she constantly mentions poo at this point.

 

[stupid frog]

IBS my ass, she's just a lush who's drunk all the time so her shits all squirt.

A spritz 'n' squirt.

Booze triggers ibs apparently. So every time you see the lush drinking (aka every time she posts), know she is shitting herself.

 

[Monolith]

Maybe her boyfriend has a boyfriend and she's only second fiddle.


Here you go for bobs. Also fuck you for making me look at that.

Spoiler: Bobs

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sauce: https://thefappening.plus/alyssa-mercante/

EDIT: bobs spoilered

Spoiler: DignifAI edit

 

[The Hardest R]

It’s not surprising she has to shit constantly. Alyssa lives a stressful life. She has no real skills so she has to stir the pot to get get any money. She has no real job prospects so she likely has to wonder how she’s going to pay for next month’s rent, and she’s a drunk so she doesn’t know where she’s going to get her next bottle. There is nothing that’s going well for her in life. So yeah, not surprised she has IBS.

i dunno, to me it looks like a really faggy surfer necklace alternative.

They’re like the puka shells from 20 years ago except even more gay.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Alyssa Mercante wrote this for startmenu.
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I love her bio. Like everything about Alyssa it's straight out of 2014 when journoscum thought it was cute to be confrontational with the most bland takes imaginable.

"Billy Turtlefucker thinks Sonic the Hedgehog was always bad and you will not change his mind."

Tranny tits. SAD!

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Anissa and iDubbbz did the fusion dance to create the worst person you've ever met.

Scatalogical horrors
Why am i not surprised she constantly mentions poo at this point.

I've got my read string and pins out because this is the third vulgar woman I've discussed this week who is obsessed with talking about her toilet activities. Clearly there is a pattern emerging.

 

[The Hardest R]

I've got my read string and pins out because this is the third vulgar woman I've discussed this week who is obsessed with talking about her toilet activities. Clearly there is a pattern emerging.

You will be surprised how many women under the age of 35 are open about their bathroom habits. It is horrific to have to hear about them.

 

[Golden Boy]

hahahaha BITCH WHAT

What is it with greasy leftists and IBS? Is it because they don’t know how to cook real food?

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

You will be surprised how many women under the age of 35 are open about their bathroom habits. It is horrific to have to hear about them.

https://youtu.be/X6ct6m-iseU?si=ZR3aRVEHxPpA4GyX

 

[Vibralldo]

What is it with greasy leftists and IBS? Is it because they don’t know how to cook real food?

I've seen a lot of stuff about how gut health and your brain are linked, so maybe their fucked up gut is fucking up their brains

 

[Oliver Onions]

What is it with greasy leftists and IBS? Is it because they don’t know how to cook real food?

This, or as @AnOminous suggested they drink too much so their guts are toxic.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Either she's obsessing over Smash JT again, or she's just rambling nonsense?
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Either she's obsessing over Smash JT again, or she's just rambling nonsense?
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Ah, a nice little drunkpost. He wasn't supposed to get financial support from the stoooooopid chuds. He was supposed to waste his time and children's college fund on lawfare while she laughed at him freaking out. Now it's going to be a whole ~thing~ and she's going to have to do like, stuff. Stupid chuds.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ah, a nice little drunkpost. He wasn't supposed to get financial support from the stoooooopid chuds. He was supposed to waste his time and children's college fund on lawfare while she laughed at him freaking out. Now it's going to be a whole ~thing~ and she's going to have to do like, stuff. Stupid chuds.

She's just mad that someone is slapping her shit in. She wants to run her mouth without any repercussions while anyone who criticizes her drowns in lawsuits.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Either she's obsessing over Smash JT again, or she's just rambling nonsense?
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Hmmm, the most recent 10 months is when all of the grifters became noticeable, you say?

 

[SNAFU]

Inspired by recent news

 

[RodgerDodger]

Ah, a nice little drunkpost. He wasn't supposed to get financial support from the stoooooopid chuds. He was supposed to waste his time and children's college fund on lawfare while she laughed at him freaking out. Now it's going to be a whole ~thing~ and she's going to have to do like, stuff. Stupid chuds.

Has she figured out yet his answer is about to be a counter suit? Plus almost certainly a jurisdictional challenge seeking to move ot to Cali. He has her dead to right under California's stalking and harrassment laws.

 

[AnOminous]

So yeah, not surprised she has IBS.

She has a shit-spewing asshole on both ends of her alimentary tract.

This, or as @AnOminous suggested they drink too much so their guts are toxic.

That and she's also constantly on weed and while I've known a couple "stoner chefs" who cook phenomenal meals blasted out of their gourds, most just eat garbage when they get the munchies. I honestly don't believe she even actually has it. Someone with real IBS who drank as much as she did would have some ER visits under her belt.

"Muh IBS" is just less embarrassing than admitting you're such a pathetic drunk you constantly shit yourself.

 

[JohnnyG]

I love her bio. Like everything about Alyssa it's straight out of 2014 when journoscum thought it was cute to be confrontational with the most bland takes imaginable.

"Billy Turtlefucker thinks Sonic the Hedgehog was always bad and you will not change his mind."

Oh yeah, the bland contrarian opinion, often riddled with Reddit-tier cussing for extra edginess ("Sonic was always a FUCKSTICK and you SHITSTAINS will not change my GODDESS-DAMNED mind!!"). A close cousin to the #Resistance fighter with such controversial Regime-approved takes that any Corporate HR department would approve.

"This might be an unpopular opinion that gets me a lot of haterz, but black trans-queer owned weed shops applying for government subsidies are heroes in the fight against patrio-capitalism!"