DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

Merry Christmas detractors faggots niggers frends of Derish

 

[Brother Wind]

i just dont understand it. there are titty streamers that dont make as much as phil.
what the fuck is it about him that makes retards throw their money at him?

Its very simple. Phil is both small time enough that he has no fucking competition for his attention. Yet well known enough that being a pay pig for him gets you attention.

Like these retards can't talk in real stream chats. And we all...notice? when they give him money. Literally thousands of people. OIC could go spend every day dropping a 100 in streams with Phils same view numbers. And he would change lives. Those fuckers would never stop talking about it. But, sadly, no one would notice. They wouldn't have a thread about them.

Its the same thing for dentractors. Look at blackmage and meth bear. They could also be changing lives. But nope. Gotta have papa ALT notice me and call me a special boy.

 

[neger psykolog]

Its very simple. Phil is both small time enough that he has no fucking competition for his attention. Yet well known enough that being a pay pig for him gets you attention.

Like these retards can't talk in real stream chats. And we all...notice? when they give him money. Literally thousands of people. OIC could go spend every day dropping a 100 in streams with Phils same view numbers. And he would change lives. Those fuckers would never stop talking about it. But, sadly, no one would notice. They wouldn't have a thread about them.

Its the same thing for dentractors. Look at blackmage and meth bear. They could also be changing lives. But nope. Gotta have papa ALT notice me and call me a special boy.

DSP will never make any sense when you try to compare him to other streamers. The same way that Derish won't if you try to compare him to other "problematic fans" of other streamers: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kino-casino.110845/post-19982859

Derish has an account dedicated to just following his online antics with 2000+ followers and the same shit applies for DSP. Technically people are just paying DSP with their engagement but they know in reality that their paid engagement gets rebroadcast around by a decentralized network of detractors etc a hundred times more after DSP has finished with it. The vast majority of the engagement that he gets is probably by people who are very aware of that fact (Derish isn't though lol)

Like if anyone seriously wants to alog DSP then just don't talk about him or his fans or his detractors ever again. The only reason he exists and has existed for a long time is the cottage industry of detractors who have basically industrialized paying attention to and amplifying the value of anything that happens to him (subs/donations) or that he does - and I say "cottage industry" but a great deal of it isn't even monetized.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Consider the psychology of having to completely hide oneself and adopt a false persona to play a video game starring a realistically-proportioned adult woman. He created a Faggot's Closet out of cheap red and white polyester. Not to mention numerous contradictions such as:

• Complaining about it being a clone of other games...after playing Dino Crisis.
• Complaining about not knowing the story after 1 hour...but praises Nier Automata, a game requiring 3 playthroughs to get the full plot.
• Claiming he's not hating...while always using pejoratives to describe the game and its fanbase.

I always love how he ruins marathons though.

He can't even be bothered to suck it up for the potential 100 goal streak (already had almost 100 on the previous streak for it too) and had to kill Stellar Blade now. Fake voice while mashing and chain dying then cope session about how shit the game is and it's a bad goal. You could see his the realization in his eyes when he died to normal enemies that this wasn't just gonna be some walking sim where he makes scat jokes and he wanted it to be gone real quick.

Keep in mind he had actual paypigs who asked for months for him to play it as well as finish FF7 before any trolls started bringing it up a bunch. No one hates their own fans as much as DSP.

"uh everyone hated Stellar Blade! all of my fans told me it was terrible to watch during the Christmas marathon! so NO we aren't going to have it as the 100 goal streak that will be my 18th run of dark souls! YOU guys asked for this!" Get ready for something similar to this over the next week or so. This marathon is a good watch if you want to see how far his "gameplay" has fallen it's much worse then you think.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

. No one hates their own fans as much as DSP.

Can’t blame him, there. Every one of his fans is sexual deviant and intellectual waste of carbon

 

[Kane lives in death]

If you want to get every cancer known to mankind, watch his stellar blade playthough yesterday.
He did everything he could to be as obnoxious as posible, to make the people that asked for the game as miserable as he could, and shitting on the game because of reasons like the tutorial forcing him to get the first perk from the skill tree (thats not a joke).
Honestly it may be imposible to watch it without getting mati, might be his worst content ever.
And he played it for 25 minutes only!, but it was enough for him to come to the conclusion that the game is shit, is way to easy (he only played the tutorial), and that the plot is dogshit, even if he didnt pay it any attention to the dialogue ofc.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Wow. He pulled out Stellar Blade on a CHRISTMAS MARATHON, DEVOUR, pay-me-to-drink stream and made under $1k? And most was the same person that likes all that shit?

Not great, and looks like it's already spent. Happy holidays, morons!

 

[shekelshoah666]

If you want to get every cancer known to mankind, watch his stellar blade playthough yesterday.
He did everything he could to be as obnoxious as posible, to make the people that asked for the game as miserable as he could, and shitting on the game because of resons like the tutorial forcing him to get the first perk from the skill tree (thats not a joke).
Honestly it may be imposible to watch it without getting mati, might be his worst content ever.
And he played it for 25 minutes only!, but it was enough for him to come to the conclusion that the game is shit, is way to easy (he only played the tutorial), and that the plot is dogshit, even if he didnt pay it any attention to the dialogue ofc.

I know he will get the money anyways but imagine sabotaging the reward for a 15k (technically almost 30k) viewer donation goal. No other streamer would do this shit lmao,

But yes people should watch it or a detractor vid at least words can't do it justice.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He pulled out Stellar Blade

i have a feeling he tried his hardest to not bitch and cry about the tits because he knew he'd get memed on for it

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

You could see his the realization in his eyes when he died to normal enemies that this wasn't just gonna be some walking sim where he makes scat jokes and he wanted it to be gone real quick.

Keep in mind he had actual paypigs who asked for months for him to play it as well as finish FF7 before any trolls started bringing it up a bunch. No one hates their own fans as much as DSP.

Speaking of FF7 I remember in Part 2 of the remake he died in one of the parts of the beginning where you have Sephiroth on your team. I asked a friend of mine who is a big fan of FF7 and the remakes how likely that is and he was flabbergasted because he told me that something like that should be virtually impossible unless you go out of your way to lose on purpose.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Speaking of FF7 I remember in Part 2 of the remake he died in one of the parts of the beginning where you have Sephiroth on your team. I asked a friend of mine who is a big fan of FF7 and the remakes how likely that is and he was flabbergasted because he told me that something like that should be virtually impossible unless you go out of your way to lose on purpose.

That entire playthrough was pretty weird tbh, He was just fucking doing autistic side content the entire time instead of actual fun stuff then as soon as he was close to Tifa in a bikini he wage quits super hard even when the videos were doing pretty well by his standards especially pre "resurgence"

 

[Puerile Burger]

They had a dad that either verbally abused/gaslighted them, or was never around to correct/reprimand them when they did something wrong/stupid. It's literally a bad father simulator to replay out trauma over and over in a loop to soothe mental stress in the short term. That's my armchair psychologist guess anyway.

For years I have tried to solve the riddle of the Sphinx Pigroach.
How is possible that there exists an audience that freely supports and interacts with this angry and autistic gouty ghoul?
Despite everything, he still manages to bring home a crowdfunded six-figure annual income. It defies all logic.

Your assessment is the best explanation I have heard.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

This is the perfect time for an old classic.

https://youtu.be/PgqLiQ8UXiU?si=Uu7KroTtbv7UKDC0

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

This is the perfect time for an old classic.

https://youtu.be/PgqLiQ8UXiU?si=Uu7KroTtbv7UKDC0

holy shit, phil used to put actual effort into his videos.
its still trash but at least he tried

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Stellar Blade cope from an asexual weirdo is up.

 

[Balr0g]

This is the perfect time for an old classic.

https://youtu.be/PgqLiQ8UXiU?si=Uu7KroTtbv7UKDC0

And people liked him back then according to his own words. I scrolled just a bit through the comment section and we have a wild Larry Bundy Jr as top commnent and most of the others are shitting on Phil. Yeah, very meaningful content right there.

And who wants to bet if Stellar Blade would have a sweaty, half-naked man as main charcter Phil the Gay would be all over that shit, slobbering at the exposed muscles while thinking of his true love John Rambo

 

[Corpun]

Meanwhile Almighty_Tevin has raised over $5000 for charity, and has done so for years without ever bragging.

But detractors are the ones who, if "Thanos snapped" out of existence, would make the world better according to DSP.

It's not real charity dood because he is being public about it. Meaningful charity is meant to be private and not publicized, Sister Anime said so! Plus he is a filthy dark evil black person detractor and he might just be pocketing all that money and claim it is for charity. Show me the receipts dood!!!!

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Is that the Moltisanti Powerwalk I see?

And who wants to bet if Stellar Blade would have a sweaty, half-naked man as main charcter Phil the Gay would be all over that shit, slobbering at the exposed muscles while thinking of his true love John Rambo

Remember when he fought that guy in the sauna naked in one of those Yakuza games? It would be exactly like that.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Is that the Moltisanti Powerwalk I see?

PHIL BURNELL IS AN ASS MUNCHA

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Like these retards can't talk in real stream chats. And we all...notice? when they give him money. Literally thousands of people. OIC could go spend every day dropping a 100 in streams with Phils same view numbers. And he would change lives. Those fuckers would never stop talking about it. But, sadly, no one would notice. They wouldn't have a thread about them.

This is what I'll never understand with lonely parasocial paypigs. Not just Phil's, but he's the glaring example.

Find one of the million streamers out there with small/no audience and they will likely sincerely appreciate that kind of money. Might even be your friend just because of it.

If you really want a thread here, just be a lolcow. A faggot like OIC is mostly there already.

 

[SchylurSkavo]

Whoever paid for that awful Stellar Blade playthrough just to get treated like trash by piggy I almost feel sorry for. I'm sure a lot of people paid up because they thought it'd be 'funny' to see how Phil would react but that was a new low for just about everyone involved. Tremendously unfunny, whiny and sarcastic the entire time and kept gawking at the viewer like 'oh this is the trash you play? I could never play such filth, as an alcoholic who's proudly married to a fat cow I actively avoid and live in a kingdom of catshit'

This idiot is calling supporters retards to their face and sabotaging any connection they try to make with him but they pay up anyways.

He couldn't even play Stellar Blade past an hour and will probably fleece more money out of disabled and gullible people for another stream. I think I understand that DSP is a black hole of failure that people want to gawk at and get sucked into, then they want to start to try and explore and understand it, which some do by sending money or chats to really see if this guy is the myth he's been turned into. But no this guy is genuinely unredeemable and will shit in your mouth and beg for more money and expect you to just be okay with it. Even if you try and be chummy or humanize him he just takes advantage to prop himself up and push you down, no wonder he has zero friends.

His christmas present should be a ban from all streaming platforms permanently. I am MATI.