Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Burt Macklin]

People don't need to make Nick into a hero to shit on Aaron. By the time Aaron met Nick, Nick was already a total failure and people should really stop pretending otherwise. Nick was already down to a mersh-sized audience by the time he met Aaron. He wasn't some celebrity that Aaron was going to get a big boost from and Aaron never even tried to get a boost from Nick. But the legend of Nick as a big star at the end of 2023 just never dies.

Agree with most of what you wrote except this. I think when they all met at the end of 2023, Nick wasn't a TOTAL failure yet, but there's no denying he was on his way.

The "nail in the failure coffin" was when his kid tested positive for coke. That's when there was no going back. Up til then, you still had balldowashers : streamers and fans alike. The total failure was that positive test, which is why Nick is so adamant it's "bullshit."

Yes, Aaron wanted the free drugs, sex, booze, but he also needed an audience. Not familiar with the dabbleverse crap he was sucking dick for, but it clearly wasn't working and needed a backup plan. While KF knew Nick's failures, Aaron at the point of meeting him didn't. Remember, Aaron came around to the farms once Nick got arrested. Before that, he knew shit.

Aaron is an idiot and there's no convincing me he thought he could get something out of Nick. While Nick has 400K+ subs, Aaron didn't know at the time Nick's audience was declining. No convincing me Aaron saw the sub count and wanted some of that. Even April did, and you can see that when she first met Nick on Simpcast.

As far as getting kicked out of the polycule, I don't believe what either side says : Aaron left willingly or Kayla dumped him. They're all drug-addicted liars. It's just a matter of what turd smells the least, and it's Aaron.

TLDR: Aaron and April were fame whores and thought Nick could help, not realizing Nick was in major decline. Not glorifying Nick, but Aaron is proving, atleast to me, he's just as much a lying POS as Nick is with all his retard "sources" and back and forth gayop shit.

ET : grammar

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Lol I decided "Ok what the fuck is pawverbs?" and came across this about the author...



Bitch has got the undiagnosed tism. Now I see why Kayla was such a big fan.

Imagine Nick doing notes at the coffee pot with the 9 y/o tism daughter.

Note after note of timeless classics: "That's not true" and "I didn't say that" sprinkled in with "or whatever," "funny and weird." and "dumb motherfucker."

 

[Captain Manning]

As well, saying that Arron was forced out of the polycule gives Nick a whole lot more credit in the situation than he deserves. The Polycule ended because Aaron was unwilling to buy Nick's other house and move in next to Nick. Nick and April kept trying to ultimatum Aaron into buying the house and Aaron kept stalling them off. Then they got to the final ultimatum (the pawverbs crisis) and Aaron walked away.

Put more simply, Nick (codename "Chaos," or whatever the fuck gay polycule name he gave himself) is a control freak, and Aaron had the gumption to tell him no at one or more points.

That's the story of Nick. Always. He's bitter at Aaron not for anything Aaron did, but for what Aaron refused to do.

It appears that's even what deepsixed his relationship with Drex.

Drex, be a good house negro and accept my usage of cocaine, even though you've made it clear you don't like that.


What's probably saved Drex from a public tongue lashing (thus far) is that Drex appears to have just walked away and mostly kept his mouth shut about the whole thing.

 

[Melty Butter]

The problem with your point is that they wanted April to have her name on the deed as well as Aaron.

The fact that the Rekietas were even seriously considering having the Imholtes buy the second home points to the level of delusion they were (are?) operating. It's still insane to me, coke or not. Even within the fog of addiction, there are moments of lucidity.

This guy proves more and more to be a complete joke.

Well, sure. The bar is below sea level for all four of these people. The most important thing to understand, IMO, about Aaron is that:

He's a showman & he's not wealthy. OFC he's part of the Dabbleverse sycophantic idiocy trying to suck out an extra 25 live viewers at any opportunity. He'd be the first to admit it. He's currently paying clippers $10/each for featuring him for the publicity.

He's not strategic. Nick snowed him. I've watched far too many hours of Aaron. He's almost autistically incapable of understanding next-level duplicity. (Melton is basic duplicity - Aaron gets the obvious stuff.) Nick is probably correct that Aaron lives in the moment. Aaron possesses a performatively optimistic outlook. He doesn't grasp actual evil (Nick).

He loves his kids. I've watched too many hours of Aaron to believe otherwise. And, listen, we all live in a certain degree of pedestrian reality that compel us to make good or bad choices. I do believe that Aaron was more sober within the Qover and I believe he knew he'd lose his kids if the "lifestyle" continued. He therefore chose the right thing. Or he was cast out because he wanted to be.

All arrows point to Coomelot for me.

I don't think so. Speaking of people incapable of understanding evil, Coomalot doesn't possess the integrity or gayop capability to do it properly. ArtTheClown would be capable and he's been critical of Nick in Coomalot's chats.

.... But neither of them would know the smell of Rekieta which seemed to imply the day of the settlement conference (I could be wrong).

Edit: Small clean-ups

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

This whole Nick saga has really reinforced my belief that the average we lawyer is an unprofessional moron and there is nothing good in Minnesota.

Da Sektur in general is a shining example of why ecelebs should never be worshipped in the first place. Every post-bloodsports person has seemingly fallen off since the 2016-2018 high with limited exception (Godwinson I guess?)

How long before the next generation of Sekturites realize being a drunk on stream is no longer endearing?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Come on Nick it’s winter. Would be a crime not to snort that sweet sweet powder and have a nice glass of whiskey! What’s Christmas without snow after all?

 

[Stiffy]

Cody Dennison aka Coomalot dreams of being then next Richard Petty in NASCAR, but in reality is a literal nobody in the sport. I have some die hard NASCAR buddies, and when talking about him one day they said who? Lol Anyone else noticing a pattern with Nick's pretend world friends?

 

[JustStopDude]

Every post-bloodsports person has seemingly fallen off since the 2016-2018 high with limited exception (Godwinson I guess?)

Godwinson hooked up with that Elaine chick (nutbag that is infatuated with Null, self harm, and hanging out online with swatters Pretty sure his addictions got out of control. He barely does streams at all anymore and when it does, it's just scorned lover shit directed at PPP.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Cody Dennison aka Coomalot dreams of being then next Richard Petty in NASCAR, but in reality is a literal nobody in the sport. I have some die hard NASCAR buddies, and when talking about him one day they said who? Lol Anyone else noticing a pattern with Nick's pretend world friends?

ARCA doesn't necessarily mean NASCAR, lol. This guy would drop nick in a heartbeat if it's furthered his career.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Godwinson hooked up with that Elaine chick (nutbag that is infatuated with Null, self harm, and hanging out online with swatters Pretty sure his addictions got out of control. He barely does streams at all anymore and when it does, it's just scorned lover shit directed at PPP.

Elaine is the British version of the Sonichu curse. Everyone she meets in person is doomed to fail at everything they do.

 

[TherapyMan]

Bewildering how every so often this thread circles back to theorizing about what sort of devious and Machiavellian plots Kayla could contrive as if she's ever had one thought rattle around in her empty fucking head. She's spent her entire life being willfully helpless, getting her last two brain cells cooked from drugs isn't going to get her turned around.

Puppetmaster Kayla is my favorite schizo / retard take.

 

[LiquidKid]

Maybe just shut the fuck up and do a show with good content? So sick of his "My life is part of the show" bullshit. No it's not. Especially if you don't know "what to believe." Just STFU.

Honestly makes me wonder what it was like when he was in real radio.
I’ve never understood the appeal of talk shows, be it podcast or radio. If there’s no topic, I’m not listening

 

[Vibralldo]

Honestly makes me wonder what it was like when he was in real radio.
I’ve never understood the appeal of talk shows, be it podcast or radio. If there’s no topic, I’m not listening

I can't imagine listening to it for anything other than background noise for driving to work

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Honestly makes me wonder what it was like when he was in real radio.
I’ve never understood the appeal of talk shows, be it podcast or radio. If there’s no topic, I’m not listening

There's a subset of people who don't like music all that much, but don't want silence while they drive. Before mobile phones let you listen to whatever you want the solution was talk radio.

 

[Burt Macklin]

I don't think so. Speaking of people incapable of understanding evil, Coomalot doesn't possess the integrity or gayop capability to do it properly. ArtTheClown would be capable and he's been critical of Nick in Coomalot's chats.

Not familiar with ArtTheClown, but seems probable?

Have a Holly Lolcow Christmas everyone! Off to sniff some drywall ....

 

[Strix454]

Honestly makes me wonder what it was like when he was in real radio.

This is a clip of him back in the day on the radio doing a bit with his first wife. He has always kind of done the same things. He used to do the drive-time talk shows on a rock station in a small market. Like all the guys all over the country of his generation who did that, its leans heavy on Opie&Anthony and Howard Stern. But doesn't really do it near as well as they did.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Merry Christmas to everyone but the Godless faggot Nick Rekieta (and any other Godless heathens).

 

[Lukie]

Nick remember Arron had a bigger radio audience than you, has a larger YouTube presence than you. His ex wife April was better looking than your wife and your actual wife Kayla liked him more too. Soon he will win more court cases. He also cares about his kids welfare and does a better job of parenting. You think you have an upper hand over Arron but you are just eating his scraps.

Merry Christmas - SUFFA IN HIS SHADOW NICK!

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't think so. Speaking of people incapable of understanding evil, Coomalot doesn't possess the integrity or gayop capability to do it properly. ArtTheClown would be capable and he's been critical of Nick in Coomalot's chats.

Art may have fedposted here in an effort to intimidate Aaron into silence, so I dunno how critical of Nick he really is (I am mindful of the fact that could have been anybody though).

There's a subset of Nick pseudo-critics that I think aren't really perturbed too much by who Nick is as a person, and are mainly upset that Nick went full retard enough to where the ride finally broke down. They're the ones that offered any criticism far too late for it to be from the right place. Long after it should have obvious to anybody with a brain that Nick was a POS. I don't think any of those people would run ops against Nick. It would not shock me if some of these people end up coming back to Nick if the dust settles enough for him to attempt a comeback. I'm talking people like CGoody, Spices, Spectre, ThePromisedOne, maybe Art, and some others.

Example:

This just screams "I'm not mad at who Nick is. I'm mad he went retarded enough to where the fun times are are now over."

As for Coomy, I think it's really quite simple with him: He's an attention whore. He's been struggling to find relevance since the GameStop well dried up. I don't think he's anti or pro so Nick much as he has a big fucking mouth and wants views. He'll play both sides.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Yes, I was a big fan of Ed Kemper's narrations as well.

Still a more reliable (and sympathetic) narrator than Nick Rekieta.