Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I would love seeing her try and answer immigration questions in person. All shifty eyed, trying to answer their questions about her totally real husband and her totally real marriage and why her totally unemployed husband lives in workers housing or whatever it is called.

She has to be like a mouse in a cage at this point. Stuck in her mom's apartment, unable to live stream, with no kia to take her to multiple drive-thru to stuff her face. All that Canadian food and noway to get it. Talk about being so close, yet so far away. I think this is the longest she hasn't been live in years.

Oh, and also, bahahahaha for her clicking on that link.
 
A bbq chillin video about the phishing email, timestamped to cut intro:
Link / PreserveTube
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It's just a quick rundown of things already posted but I liked how bbq started snorting and laughing at the situation.

Merry Christmas Farmers and lurkers.
 
So it seems we have the one some may keep an eye on.
You know her beezers are fucking psychotic and would most definitely put her up if called upon. They are fucking loons.
On the up side- think of the CAHN-TENT.
*ETA- This llama vid popped up on my feed too. I have watched some of their other vids and they were pretty good. Nice themed recaps.
 
There's a good chance Chantal is getting some green peen for Christmas. And who can blame her? With Salah cheating on her and having such a small dick, she has earned herself a coke fueled rump with Nader.
Schmee isn’t about to loan her a car to travel to Montreal to hook up with the degenerate that abused her, got her “addicted to cocaine”, and gave her gonorrhoea. That’s even IF Chantal would want to go, which I highly doubt.
 
You know her beezers are fucking psychotic and would most definitely put her up if called upon. They are fucking loons.
On the up side- think of the CAHN-TENT.
*ETA- This llama vid popped up on my feed too. I have watched some of their other vids and they were pretty good. Nice themed recaps.
This is EXACTLY what I want.

These GOONS look up to Chantal and her loifestoyle. They are people who see her station in life, compare it their own, and see it as favorable. Tarddrop pokes the Gunt, Pillsbury-style, with sweet nothings, and is rewarded with a "THAAAAANK YOU TEARRRRDROP." Of course she's gonna come back and keep it up, the Pavlovian reward is there.

Gunt's next step is, without question, to have a "contest." Gamify it, for the simple ones. "HAVE FOODIE BEAUTY AT YOUR HOUSE!"

To win, you just have to donate a lot and suck the Fupa Balls, and the winner gets to pay for two tickets to their hometown, pick Clotso up at the airport, bring her to their home, and let her live there and loivestream--from their own hoose! When her Beezers ask, "Well, how much do we have to donate to win?" she just has to say, "I'll tell you when the toime comes," and the fat bitch'll be 3-D printing the Loonies and Twonies.

Will the Beezers see through it? No, they're Beezers. It's perfect. Sam and Yaba said it's a scam? Didn't they molest a choyld or something? Automahtically incorrect. Kiwi Farms is laughing at how stupid you are for donating? Didn't they make trannies kill themselves? Come on. Every detrahhctor is GUILTY of something--exaaaahctly, Teardrop.

Chins would get so rich from this, she could pull another classic Gunt Move--not following through. She could just hurple bahck to Kooweight. Teardrop would get mildly bummed but continue to donate.

If she did, though? Oh my god. Seeing Teardrop after three days. "I'm never going to get this ass smell out of my couch. My pets hate me now. There's a brown, ass-shaped stain on my toilet seat. I have no more condiments. I can't wash all that sand down the shower drain. Chantal sat on all the kittens I was gonna feed to that pit bull. The neighbors...I can't talk about it, I have to go into the next room and donate $3 and tell her she made the right choice leaving Salah..."

SUFFAH BEEZER
 
ignore my last post, I'm retarded. she sold it, but not to a family member.
It’s more likely she turned it in to whoever held the loan. She owed way more on it than it was worth. From memory when she went to Kuwait, the second time, and had it valued to potentially sell it, she said the loan balance was $9k. Plus she said it needed major work that she couldn’t afford. She’d need to have paid it off to transfer the title legally, which I very much doubt she did.
 
ignore my last post, I'm retarded. she sold it, but not to a family member.
I remember her saying not too long ago, "If I want the Kia back, I will just ask the person I sold it to for it back."

Which made me think it was Aunt Phil who has the Kia. But she swears up and down now that nobody in the family has the Kia.

But now I actually think she really has "main character syndrome." You can't just ask a stranger you sold your car to for it back because your Kuwaiti marriage didn't work out.

Same thing as thinking she can just ask for Sam back whenever she gets an "impulse" to move back to Canada for two weeks.

She really is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen. I love that Smee is stuck with her tonight on Christmas Eve.
 
Chantal, just go visit Peetz and go live from his place. You could both go live at the same time, even. Put your chat on members only and you'll make a shitload of money. You'll make money, we'll be entertained, everyone wins!
 
Which made me think it was Aunt Phil who has the Kia. But she swears up and down now that nobody in the family has the Kia.

But now I actually think she really has "main character syndrome." You can't just ask a stranger you sold your car to for it back because your Kuwaiti marriage didn't work out.
She does this with Sam too. Every time she's threatening to go back to Canada she babbles about how she might get Sam while she's there. Even though he has been in a new home for the last two years with a (hopefully) more responsible, considerate human who I expect would never consider returning a member of their family just because this fat, selfish cunt "changed my moind" and flew back because the shriveled, mangled approximation of a penis didn't feed her enough burger king (and she is a tourist on a tourist visa and needs to renew it.) She's batshit insane.

She also adopted that kitten back when she lived with Bibi, had a momentary pang of insight where she realized kittens were work and she is too lazy for that, and then "changed her moind" again and asked for it back. Of course she didn't get it back because people are wary of adopting to lunatics prone to returning a pet repeatedly on a whim. Only a diseased mind makes these choices and thinks this way. So of course she thinks she can snap her fat, mottled fingers and get the Kia back, whether it is with family or long since incinerated.

And she never learns. Every time she goes back to Canada it's like she's hit herself in the face with the mind erasing thing from Men in Black. She thinks for a few days that she can rebuild, reclaim Sam, a nice home, and her Kia, and return to an easy life of "Beezing." Then she gets violently ill, reminded of her significant debt and inability to rent an apartment, and eventually comes to the realization that there is nothing for her. So she sucks it up, pretends to miss and love the rape aspiring, drooling, dent-head in the sand, and flies home to eat his ice cream and fart for three more months. TLDR She sucks and is boring and crazy.
 
poll dancing, could you imagine the gold of her attempting this in a fucking hijab?
It would be just like Anna's "bachelorette" pole dancing video (saw it in a retro react), where she basically made a circle, and just laid on the floor, literally kicking her tree trunks in the air a few times.
Don't get me wrong, I'd watch it... so long as she had pants on...big, roomy, baggy pants.
I also think she is on her visa run , but something is not right with her, she has no money and her views have been getting steadily worse each week. Any flight tickets this time of year are a premium price. Yes Peeeeeee is stupid enough to let fatso part him from his money, she ran lots of debts up using his name when they were in the luxury villa.
I am wondering if she has seen his windfall of cash as a way of her moving her fat arse back to Canada and having an apartment with Peeeeeee once again, it’s the only way she will ever afford her own place now.
The sham marriage and fresh, creamy Kuwait has run its course, and by now the shitlord has realised he will never get to Canada with her and has about had enough of fatso .
It is very unusual for her to be offline for so long, and whatever is going on, it is something she really needs to hide, she needs the money so she will be back pretty soon.
I'll never believe poopgasm has the balls to leave, even in this humiliating place she's put him (which we love!). His family doesn't seem to have any hold on him, now that he has a constant (tho not mighty) flow of big boy bucks coming straight into his bank account, monthly, to spend. And the temu car. His prized possession. The bigger home. He thinks he's hot shit now. Still.
That all leaves when her money leaves, and he has to find a job and go back to living in (worse) squalor.
"THAAAAANK YOU TEARRRRDROP."
I can literally hear her saying that, and picture that stupid fucking overbite grin she makes to use along with her syrup baby voice, where she curls her upper lip back under itself. Apparently this is also what gets Salah to agree to her wishes, (in her moind ,. Cuz.. it's really the stuff mentioned above that he risks losing)
god. Seeing Teardrop after three days. "I'm never going to get this ass smell out of my couch. My pets hate me now
Pretty sure ur kittens hate u already, and will be haunting u for letting ur dog tear 'em up. Being (proud of being) Top Beezer (and paying the gunt) is also a decent punishment.
I wonder how long she’d stick with calling Salah “the most handsomest man, my husband” if she was stuck in Canada.
"Hannn-shommmis maaaan" (with overbite). I think she'll cling to that for as long as she possibly can, like someone said above, only if he literally kicks her out will she be forced to stop, and even then she'll still beg. She KNOWS how dire her life is and will be, if the Kuwait situation ends.
No home.
No husssband
Nothing to be smug about
Being exposed as a fraud and fake liar (again)
Feeling like the truly unwanted woman she is
No money
No car
No fuuuuud

ETA: is it really necessary to post every reaction video on the same subject in this thread? A lot of people already have them on their feed, have seen them, or just don't care to.
I understand one or two, when they have new or interesting info, but posting every. Single. Video. About, say, the most recent drama of the email link, gets really repetitive and clogs up the thread.
If I'm in the minority, then forgive me. But I see a lot of farmers' show their dislike of it as well, when choosing a particular response to said posts.
 
Regarding Salad and his family and Syria.
Many Syrians sought political asylum in other countries due supposedly to opposition to the Assad regime.
Well Assad is gone and the new Syrian government is calling for all Syrians to return.
Because of this many countries (perhaps including Kuwait) are going to rescind their residency visas and tell them to GTFO and go back to Syria.
Time will tell but if Chantal stays with Salad might the "Kuwait beeze" turn into the "Syria beeze" ?

Why Chantal would just LOVE a country with a very active and powerful religious police and a country under Sharia Law and NO western fast food joints. 😀
 
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