What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Fougaro]

I unironically believe that geopolitics itself is nothing but a series of gay ops between Russia and the Jews in charge of the US playing interchangably the good and the bad cop. Ukraine is just the latest example.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Not really a conspiracy theory but I'll put it here...

If you plot on a map the four stores that were targeted in the 1982 Tylenol poisoning case and then draw a cross, Ted Kaczynski's mother's home is very close to the centre of the cross.

Contrary to what some might believe, Ted wasn't shacked up in the cabin for 30 straight years. He did visit his mother and is known to have visited in 1980 and "in the years after that" (David Kaczynski).

Also somewhat contrary to popular belief, Ted,wasn't an eco-warrior. According to his own writings, he was on a revenge mission and he had a special hatred of tech and pharmaceutical companies. Killing people also gave him a thrill.

The coordinates surrounding his mother's home become more salient when you consider that this was a man with a PhD in the boundary functions of circles (drawing intersecting lines) and an obsession with codes, riddles and cat and mouse games. In fact, you can find some interesting patterns by plotting the sites of his Ted's unabomber crimes. "Finding patterns where there are none", I here you say. Not with Uncle Ted. His whole unabomber canon is a web of high culture allusions, puzzles and misdirection.

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I unironically believe that geopolitics itself is nothing but a series of gay ops between Russia and the Jews in charge of the US playing interchangably the good and the bad cop. Ukraine is just the latest example.

I unironically believe that geopolitics itself is nothing but a series of gay ops among the Jews in charge of Russia/Israel, the Jews in charge of the US/Israel, and the Jews in charge of China/Israel.

I came across a channel dedicated to the JFK assassination. Since it went in-depth on one person, I followed up on her familial associations, which are no less intriguing than her spook ones; all links are archives.

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60th anniversary of JFK assassination revives troubled time for Sonoma County resident Ruth Paine, host to Lee Harvey Oswald’s wife​

Ruth Paine on Wikipedia | Michael Paine, her husband, on Wikipedia
Hyde, her maiden name | Ruth Forbes Young, mother of Michael Paine*

The above is from the Forbes family entry on Wikipedia, listing *RFY and John Forbes Kerry
Richard Kerry, Father of John Forbes Kerry

Cabot family entry on Wikipedia -- once you follow the outlinks for the Forbes-connected families [Kerry, Cabot, Griswold], you'll notice the family trees have a lot of Lodges and Winthrops that pop up. Cabot apparently** goes back to Caboto, the explorer and contemporary of Columbus. It's still controversial to proclaim that Columbus was a Marrano, but, notably, the Boston Brahmin Cabots are descendants of a slave merchant and Caboto has roots in Venice. These are carefully inbred*** people.
Funny item from the Jewish Telegraph Agency on the Cabot name court case also found in the Wiki entry
**Another similar story from the Forward [not for nothin', this is the only "citation" I have on the slave merchants of Boston being related to Caboto, but just in case] :
The Cabots and the Discovery of America on Project Gutenberg
***You might say they have a breeding fetish

 

[Turquoise]

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Ted Kaczynski as the Zodiac killer

The timeline:

- In 1966 Ted went to see a psychiatrist about the possibility of trooning out but lost his nerve at the last moment. Feeling ashamed at what his sexual urges had almost led him to do, he would record in his diary that he had risen from the ashes like a pheonix and pondered if he really could start to kill the people he wanted to kill. His diary entries would also reveal a hatred for couples in love and the torture he felt from "acute sexual frustration".

- There are several murders which occurred in the weeks after Ted wrote about this in his diary for which we might consider him a suspect (admittedly with not too much evidence) but we'll focus on the Zodiac killings here. Anyway, young Ted heads off to work at Berkeley College in 1967 full of frustration and murderous desire.

- In late June, 1968, the Robison Family are murdered in a cabin in Michigan. After the murder, the police receive a letter from the alleged killer with a cipher to be a solved. He asks to be called Zodius. Was Zodiac in the mid-west before he started killing in California? Perhaps Zodiac wasn't the killer of the Robison family but first conceived the idea of messing with the police at this time? (Ted was from Illinois)

- October 1968. The new academic semester is one month underway and the first canonical Zodiac murder takes place. However, the first letter from Mr Z himself will not be received by police until August 1969.

- Ted leaves his job at Berkeley college in the summer of 1969. The canonical Zodiac killings end in December 1969. (I can't find a date for when Ted actually left California for good but I believe he was there until December at least).


Some of the circumstantial evidence / coincidences (the parts I can remember)

- First, let us remember that Ted the unambomber was obsessed with codes, riddles and cat and mouse games.

- Ted signed off all his letters from prison with a Z under his name (ostensibly a double underline).

- The Zodiac's symbol was a circle with a cross through it. Ted signed his high school yearbook with a cross in a circle (although different to the Zodiac symbol). The unabomber used as his symbol the Anglo-Saxon rune for 'Z' placed inside a circle. Ted also studied the boundary functions of circles for his PhD. His life was lines in circles.

- Both men showed an interest in/knowledge of Norse runes.

- All the letters that comprise "This is the Zodiac" are found in Theodore Kaczynki's name.

- Ted and Z are an excellent handwriting match, although both liked to change their style from time to time.

- The Zodiac referenced radians (a section of the arc of a circle to be measured).

- They both seemingly had a taste for the opera. Zodiac referenced Gilbert and Sullivan. Ted was known to be a Wagner fan.

- In both Ted and Z's ciphers we find the same trick of deliberately misspelling words by placing an e at the end. (E being the most common letter helps add to the confusion). Oh yeah, and both men are knowledgeable about codes and ciphers.

- There is good reason to believe that both Ted and Z sought to hide their power level in their correspondence with police by misspelling words and affecting a blue collar communication style despite showing obvious signs of high intelligence elsewhere. In Ted's case, he was wise to do this. As soon as he released his academic standard manifesto, he was recognized instantly.

- In Ted's cabin they found a dark homemade hood, very similar to the one Zodiac was said to have worn for one of his murders.

- The victims of the Lake Berryessa attack learned from Z that he had escaped from prison up Montana somewhere. Guess who had been scoping out land in Montana. Could it have been on his mind?

- Both the unabomber and Zodiac killer exhibit an obsession with wood and nature related language when choosing victims and places.

- People mistakenly think that the unabomber's attacks were a practical matter but that's not quite the case. Ted noted in his diary how he got off on killing people. He loved it.

Main objections to the theory

- "Z was described by witnesses as bulky." True, but Ted Kaczynski is known to have taken pleasure in the art of disguise. In his cabin the FBI found a hood (very similar to the description of the one Z wore at Lake Berryessa), and some size 7 soles attached to his size 10 shoes. Ted also wrote in his diary about how he would put wax in his gums to plumpen the appearance of his face. Would it have been beyond the mad bastard to make a few amendments to his clothes?

- "It's not Ted's MO. He was a distance killer." Ted is known to have committed arson, industrial sabotage, burglary, assault with a deadly weapon (someone shot and injured) and tompeepery. He was criminally diverse and expressed a desire to kill 10 years before his first known unabomber crime. Furthermore, Zodiac teased police by suggesting he had been using, or perhaps would use, different methods to kill and specifically threatened to upgrade to bomb-making.

- "Why not just admit to the Zodiac crimes?" The Zodiac is widely regarded to be an incel loser who shot and stabbed kids in the back. The unabomber by contrast became a sort of antihero to many. Ted wrote in his diary that he had committed other crimes before but stated that common knowledge of them would be bad for public relations.

- "What about Arthur Leigh Allen?" He was a fat sack of shit who liked the attention he got from being a Zodiac suspect and went out of his way to attract more suspicion.


I'll add this too. I've read all of Ted's publicly available writing. I think he had a brilliant mind and made excellent logical critiques of modernity and the industrial/tech system. I'd really rather he wasn't a maniacal sexually frustrated transvestite serial killer... but I think he most likely was.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Ages ago, Iran tried building a nuclear reactor and thanks to long-nose shenanigans from Mossad, it failed. That's because Microsoft loaded backdoors onto HDD's that they gave to Mossad who sold them to the Iranians - who were suspect about any western tech for this very reason. When the HDD's were installed on the fire-walled Nuclear Plant's computer, they went to work and wrecked the place.
True story, so where's the conspiracy?

After Crysis, the video game, launched back in 2007 it had memes of "can it run crysis" in reference to the power of a console or PC. After that, and shortly after games displayed Physics that surpass todays slop by orders of magnitude, games became less graphically demanding.
The message was because making games graphically demanding was expensive and hard work. Yet, here we are, some 17 years later with 4K games that are graphically demanding, have install sizes of 150gb+ and lack any physics or AI that even the OG xbox had. Hell, Dreamcast games had more advanced AI than what we have nowadays.
So what happened?

Just like the Iranian NPP, Microsoft became shipping backdoors on all hardware, giving code to manufacturers to help gather information on people all over the world. This was funded by NSA et al and the spying program - not the hardware backdoors, were leaked by Edward Snowdon.
After the leaks, and with the success of the hardware operation, combined with the cost and complexity of installing this on hardware, Microsoft et al swapped over to software. They load games and programs with backdoor spying, data collection and marketing programs to scrape your data from you, illegally, to resell at a higher cost.

That's why games are so huge now; they're full of programs not related to gaming, but for market spying. Companies are using AI to ban you for saying mean words (A colleague of mine is banned for 90 days from Fifa for calling a guy "shit" at the game and a "fucking mong"), and these companies will be making money hand over fist because of it.
MTX and skinner boxes hitting the dopamine and FOMO receptors harder than ever? All games becoming a gambling addiction? That's because of the feedback from the marketing scrapes saying how susceptible players are to winning/losing. EA and Activision even admitted 10+ years ago to giving bot/NPCs health and damage boost when you were winning too much. The game actively makes you win to keep you playing and lose when you're earning too much free in game currency.

TL;DR - hardware and software is more capable than we know or are led to believe. We're told hardware is restricted because of physics, then it's nerfed on purpose. Software is bloated, not because of lazy devs or useless pajeet code, but because of sophisticated spying software hidden within the game codes.
Microsoft, the MIC and NSA have an active interest in keeping Linux down and Windows based gaming at the top of the pile. They're all in on it.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Just like the Iranian NPP, Microsoft became shipping backdoors on all hardware, giving code to manufacturers to help gather information on people all over the world. This was funded by NSA et al and the spying program - not the hardware backdoors, were leaked by Edward Snowdon.
After the leaks, and with the success of the hardware operation, combined with the cost and complexity of installing this on hardware, Microsoft et al swapped over to software. They load games and programs with backdoor spying, data collection and marketing programs to scrape your data from you, illegally, to resell at a higher cost.

That's why games are so huge now; they're full of programs not related to gaming, but for market spying. Companies are using AI to ban you for saying mean words (A colleague of mine is banned for 90 days from Fifa for calling a guy "shit" at the game and a "fucking mong"), and these companies will be making money hand over fist because of it.
MTX and skinner boxes hitting the dopamine and FOMO receptors harder than ever? All games becoming a gambling addiction? That's because of the feedback from the marketing scrapes saying how susceptible players are to winning/losing. EA and Activision even admitted 10+ years ago to giving bot/NPCs health and damage boost when you were winning too much. The game actively makes you win to keep you playing and lose when you're earning too much free in game currency.

TL;DR - hardware and software is more capable than we know or are led to believe. We're told hardware is restricted because of physics, then it's nerfed on purpose. Software is bloated, not because of lazy devs or useless pajeet code, but because of sophisticated spying software hidden within the game codes.
Microsoft, the MIC and NSA have an active interest in keeping Linux down and Windows based gaming at the top of the pile. They're all in on it.

This is the kind of Schizoposting that this thread deserves, sadly it's too easy to disprove that via 3 points:

1. It's trivial to see that the games' size comes from assets: excessive triangles in models, gigantic textures that aren't compressed, etc... There are people out there whose sole interest is extracting game assets to find unused content (See: The Cutting Room Floor). If the game was truly monstrous but did not contain majority assets, or if the assets had a wierd format, these people would see it.

2. Most of the data people care about is not on your computer, and extracting it without it being seen by schizos is borderline impossible. The second windows 10 was released, people were already delving into the unusual traffic patterns it had.
Instead, all of your relevant data is already on the web. Leaked databases, social media accounts, viewing patterns, etc. A compromised browser extension has much more value than trying to slip in a rootkit via game assets, is less likely to be seen as unusual behavior, and requires far less effort.

3. If you want to deliver malware from Microsoft's side, you already have a perfect delivery vessel: Windows Update. It applies to every single windows10+ device, it cannot be prevented unless you're a power-user, and it certainly applies to more people than John the Retard playing some dumbass game weighing 150+ GB on his Xbox.

The sad reality of things is that, nowadays, gaming technologies are built by retards, used by retards, to deliver retarded games. Texture cleanup and compression, model optimization, etc, is a thing of the past, and DEI is making it all worse.

If you want to morph it towards something closer to a plausible theory, talk about DRM, things like Denuvo which are embedded virtual machines, and can have arbitrary code without you being able to read what that code is. Anti-cheat and Anti-virus can also download dynamic payloads to inspect and modify memory.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I heard the older theory that older CRT TVs are watching you, and that flash they make when turning off is them taking a pic.



Of course I don't believe it as that's not how a picture tube with phosphor coating even works, and this was before internet.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Zuckerface and the other tech giants are trialballooning some kind of gayops around getting braindead zoomers into a gay and retarded version of "tradmaxxing" for reasons I have not entirely sussed out yet.

Weird surge of Islamic, Amish, and Hasidic "influencer" content into the feeds of randoms getting reported. It's too early to say for sure what's up but something is up.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

If you want to morph it towards something closer to a plausible theory, talk about DRM, things like Denuvo which are embedded virtual machines, and can have arbitrary code without you being able to read what that code is. Anti-cheat and Anti-virus can also download dynamic payloads to inspect and modify memory.

I appreciate the reply and constructive criticism, I would counter-point that DRM et al is software, loaded onto games, to do the things I mention.
Sure, scraping facebook etc can reveal data, but emotional reactions to images on screen, reaction times, 'choices' within RPG system - especially those related to the message, subliminal advertising and the general view of the normiefaggots playing the game, is more valuable than which thot you clicked like on.

And this goes beyond Microsoft, windows and Xbox. This is code within code, hidden at the highest levels and it wouldn't be called "devious spy software", it would be a level, an obscure language bank or hidden within audio 'files'. Hell, it may not even be visible when scouring at all. The files could be completely hidden and unless someone counts KBs to the 1 and 0, it could be easily hidden within 150GB of a game. CoD, among other normiefag games, listen in to your conversation live, with AI scouring it in real time and banning you the instant you say a no-no word. How much bandwidth on our side is being used to do that?

Software can be tiny; viruses back in the 90s were kbs in size. They don't need to be more complex nowadays just because file sizes for everything else has ballooned. It's like plankton in the ocean.

If the game was truly monstrous but did not contain majority assets, or if the assets had a wierd format, these people would see it.

I was told I was crazy for putting Duct tape over my laptop camera back in 2006. "nobody is spying on you, if they were, someone would know and tell people." is what I was told. It was a decade until Snowdon showed the world that Microsoft and NSA were spying on people.

 

[SangeAndYasha]

It's totally not suspicious in the slightest that "woke" rose as Occupy fell.


What if ice wall were real and also surrounded the entrance to hollow earth?

What if spherical earth, hollow earth and flat earth were all partially right? Suppose that the earth was non euclidian much like a klein bottle. Even as a 3d shape the earth would be flat matching the flat earth theory. The ice walls are real but exist at both poles. Beyond the poles there exists the hollow earth which is a portion of the surface that is kept secret. Rather than digging down the observed hollow earth exists beyond the ice walls and bridges the poles.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if spherical earth, hollow earth and flat earth were all partially right?

[that meme with a toroidal earth being round hollow and flat]

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

[that meme with a toroidal earth being round hollow and flat]

Perfect Earth for a Toroidal Boat, no?

 

[Otterly]

Zuckerface and the other tech giants are trialballooning some kind of gayops around getting braindead zoomers into a gay and retarded version of "tradmaxxing" for reasons I have not entirely sussed out yet.

Weird surge of Islamic, Amish, and Hasidic "influencer" content into the feeds of randoms getting reported. It's too early to say for sure what's up but something is up.

-pendulum swings right
-degeneracy won’t be as cool, plebs wising up to it
-still need to control the plebs
-set up Tradmaxxing influencers
-profit

 

[Sooty Soot]

everything involving elite pedo rings, i heard through gossip way way back that there was this boxer/MMA fighter that went to this party with a bunch of other boxers and the jist of it is there was open child rape going on there, supposedly as soon as he left he started a livestream (dont remember which platform) saying so-and-so happened at said party. this was a long time ago so i forgot the guys' name, and god knows what happened to him after this. have there any incidents like this of people making it to the top and speaking out once introduced to this stuff?

 

[I'm a Silly]

everything involving elite pedo rings, i heard through gossip way way back that there was this boxer/MMA fighter that went to this party with a bunch of other boxers and the jist of it is there was open child rape going on there, supposedly as soon as he left he started a livestream (dont remember which platform) saying so-and-so happened at said party. this was a long time ago so i forgot the guys' name, and god knows what happened to him after this. have there any incidents like this of people making it to the top and speaking out once introduced to this stuff?

This guy and Kay Griggs

 

[Sooty Soot]

This guy and Kay Griggs

this is fucking sick

 

[King George III]

I personally believe that so-called "heterosexual" pornography is intended to get men psychologically conditioned to become aroused at the sight of an erect penis.

 

[George Costanza™]

Easy.

Occupy Wall Street ended any leftist resistance in the United States in its entirety.

How? In a effort of the states goal of total status quo, the CIA injected a measure of concepts to the leftist movement to ensure that, One, they would never directly hurt the movers and shakers. Two, they could be easily controlled.

The concept of a 'Progressive Stack' is a brilliant measure of subversion.

Progressive stack for those who are unaware, was directly made up for the Occupy Wall Street movement. At meetings, 'mediators' would move people back and forth based upon progressive dogma. This instantly promoted extreme strife between the people who by being the majority did most of the work (white males) towards from what I've heard was people who didn't add anything to the meeting and was just happy to be bumped up.

It was very hard to break this kind of thing up. Progressive ideals are a cancer on every leftist movement because the people who cling to these ideas are very childish. They don't care for harming the overall, because they got a small bit of power. That's the second advantage.

Division brewed. The movement choked and died. I suspect this is the point where the CIA had seen the method worked so it worked on it being more controlled. The BLM protests are a wonderful place to start to see it in practice.

Burning down cities, not the rich, affluent parts, but the poor districts they often lived in. Then refusing to rebuild what they destroyed unless it met the progressive ideal (minority). It provided a very easy way for the ri h of most cities to gobble up the cheap property. A total win.

We need these radical groups to challenge the status quo forever. Even if I think they are both retarded. Some ideas can only come from the radical.

 

[I'm a Silly]

(white males)

(((white males)))


I just remembered that I don't have to rely on that transcript if I don't want to:

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The source is Making Sense of the Sixties, a PBS doc by David Hoffmann; here is the same segment cued up:

[it looks like preservetube no longer saves lists, and the channel feature is semi worthless so here]

 

[dick brain]

I personally believe that so-called "heterosexual" pornography is intended to get men psychologically conditioned to become aroused at the sight of an erect penis.

I don't know whether it's designed or emergent but there is nothing you can say that will make me believe there's no correlation between masturbating to videos of other people having sex and being a cuck.

 

[xoodyak]

The penis is the eternal opportunist. It makes sense in the evolutionary context, if you see that there's fucking happening, you should get ready to fuck too, the penis is designed to pump out the sperm of competing males from the vagina and sex involves a lot of repetitive in-and-out movement before you deliver your load.