Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[chiropractic gynecologist]

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im sure david berkowitz made the same face before firing a .44

 

[Postal Dudette]

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You know that dopamine is REALLY hitting when those eyes cross

 

[Mekahineyho]

Have we considered Amber being the pokemon Slaking? In his description it says “It only moves around when there is no more food within reach for it to eat.”

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Have we considered Amber being the pokemon Slaking? In his description it says “It only moves around when there is no more food within reach for it to eat.”

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Sorry for Pokémon sperg but decidedly not, Slaking is very strong (base attack of 160, easily within top 20) can learn a variety of different moves and is capable of running if it needs to.

Its base speed is actually fairly decent, being tied with the likes of Charizard, Salamence and Ninetales.

Meanwhile, our gorl is too weak to sleep lying down because her fat would crush her lungs, has never displayed any mental fortitude by learning anything (dropping out of a scammy for profit college and her shitty wattpads), and the best she can do is her fatty shuffle pseudo run (which is actually walking).

 

[mastergabe]

Have we considered Amber being the pokemon Slaking? In his description it says “It only moves around when there is no more food within reach for it to eat.”

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I think my Grimer/Muk post from last night somehow got deleted from here...

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Pokemon sperging is everything I wanted for Christmas.

Happy Holidays Kiwi Frens! (not you Amber).

 

[Postal Dudette]

Fat bitch is back on semaglutide... wonder how long this one will last

 

[inquizadoor]

Sure she is, this definitely isn't just to try and make it seem like she isn't gaining weight for emily. She also put a bunch of disclaimers and "I always change my mind"s and "people are always negative" bs in there too.

 

[Guntsress Of Diabeteeze]

How many boxes of stovetop stuffing will she consume on christmas day? And how many rotisserie chickens also?

 

[chiropractic gynecologist]

amber prepped and ready to receive her 5th whole rotisserie chicken at christmas dinner. 2024, colorized.

 

[spergsperg55]

The issue with Hamber and semaglutide is that it forces you to make a lifestyle change.

It's like those medications that block nicotine receptors to help you quit smokng, now imagine the person who is taking that medication, hypothetically, surrounds themselves with cigarettes, vapes and other nic products, it's basically their brand, in fact both their pets are named Tobacco and Chew. They have a YouTube channel dedicated to smoking on camera and making fetish smoking content, that is all they can think about. Now, do you think that person is actually going to quit smoking if they take a medication that prevents them from feeling the effects of nicotine, no matter how much they smoke? Do you think that person is going to stay on that medication and quit smoking? The answer is no, they are not.

If she is not using food she has no other coping mechanisms or ways to soothe herself during withdrawals, she doesn't even go to therapy. There is no magic pill that can solve all your problems, semaglutide is a tool not a solution. So basically, I don't think this semaglutide thing will last at all.

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

It’s crazy that the hog is perfectly fine with making her appointments to go get (and waste) these weight loss drugs, but can never follow through with any other appointments. Always some sort of issue with insurance/the doctors/therapists/dangleen ankles. And now even mamalynn is having the same problem, funny that

Merry (early) Christmas to Wasabi, Twonks, ghost Rarity and Gracie, and my fellow Farmers! (Fuck you Amber, I hope you choke on another potato)

 

[pippeyyy]

I highly doubt she's wasting what money she has on weighloss drugs. She's just trying to get some of her audience back but most of what she had that weren't haters are aware she's full of shit.

I hope on this Christmas Eve Amber is visited by the ghosts of cat's past and they never go away because she will never learn her lesson. Just haunt her every night until she dies.

Merry Christmas, farmers.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

If she is not using food she has no other coping mechanisms or ways to soothe herself during withdrawals, she doesn't even go to therapy. There is no magic pill that can solve all your problems, semaglutide is a tool not a solution. So basically, I don't think this semaglutide thing will last at all.

Last summer, I listen to a presentation given by a GP about the use of Semaglutide on morbidly obese patients. His point was that for some motivated patients waiting to have bariatric surgery, the use of Semaglutide help reduce their weight, making it easier for surgery, help them to learn to make better food choices along with portion control, improve their wellbeing by seeing their weight come down and help them starting to exercise. Of course this is the view from one clinician, but in this context, it makes sense. However, it does not seemed to apply to Amber as she is looking for a magic solution.

If you want to lose 10 or 20 pounds, Semaglutide might be useful, but for Amber, even losing 50-75 pounds, she would still be in the 400’s. If she does not do anything more, she'll be back in the 500’s in no time. It is her 3rd time trying; it will fail like the previous attempts.

 

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Spoiler: Local Archive + Preservetube

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=KtiXeBSaUH8

Vlogmas Part 24: The penultimate FuPanning

Ahhhhhh, al-fucking-right everyone, (major) Christmas celebrations in the household have concluded, I've had a couple drinks, and I'm ready for Amber's fuckery. Let's do this.

Spoiler: Tl;dw

Tl;dw: Within the first 10 seconds, we get Amber towel head, clicking of her gunk scraper claws, and her blackened beetus knuckles.

Off to a strong start.​

Pats her shelf-ass over how she managed to upload videos, thanks people for subscribing, and then talks about a lamp the feeder got her. List of things she got for Emily Franz, feeder freak extraordinaire: Skin care clay masks, exfoliating glove, sketchbook and oil pastels, tongs, glass tupperware, 2 coloring books (accompanied by her talking about how creative Emily Franz is). So after her dumping half a household on her feeder in exchange for a table lamp. The semaglutide sperg of hers begins. Sadly, it's hardly worth noting, we've seen her use perhaps every single phrase before. Pretends like vlogmas made her like vlogging again (read: piggy's in need of money and thus needs to actually move her shelf ass.) We get boring footage of her supposedly ordering weight loss injections (we don't see her screen). She then says that earbuds ≠ talking to Emily Franz. Whines about some sensory shit and about how she always has to listen to a podcast or smth. Her grandma's last gift arrived and she's gonna pack it. Fan art.

I can't decide if those are balding lines or horns.
I'm gonna go with the first because that's funnier.
Also asymmetrical eyes.
That's all folks.​

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Alright, now that that's out of the way, I want to wish you all a very Merry Christmas, whether you've celebrated already or have yet to celebrate. May you have peace and be surrounded by people that genuinely care for and love you (unlike our Fat AL), eat tasty meals and be happy and content this season.

 

[Insulin reid]

Merry christmas yall. I hope everyone and their pets are safe and enjoying this holiday season. Enjoy the break because ambers sluggish viewership is gonna make her desperate for money. Our new diet loving january 1st planner writing gorl is gonna have to figure out what to do now after emily made it clear shes not going to be ambers caretaker and mommalynn seems kinda done with ambers bullshit if shes getting take out at least once a day.... nobody to run pointless several hour "errands" to finger fuck things in a target 5 days a week whats a gorl to do?

 

[anon101x]

The issue with Hamber and semaglutide is that it forces you to make a lifestyle change.

It's like those medications that block nicotine receptors to help you quit smokng, now imagine the person who is taking that medication, hypothetically, surrounds themselves with cigarettes, vapes and other nic products, it's basically their brand, in fact both their pets are named Tobacco and Chew. They have a YouTube channel dedicated to smoking on camera and making fetish smoking content, that is all they can think about. Now, do you think that person is actually going to quit smoking if they take a medication that prevents them from feeling the effects of nicotine, no matter how much they smoke? Do you think that person is going to stay on that medication and quit smoking? The answer is no, they are not.

If she is not using food she has no other coping mechanisms or ways to soothe herself during withdrawals, she doesn't even go to therapy. There is no magic pill that can solve all your problems, semaglutide is a tool not a solution. So basically, I don't think this semaglutide thing will last at all.

Hard agree.

Also I dont even think it's just the coping. I don't think amber really know what to do with herself outside diet cycling. And I don't mean that in a "mentally ill" eating disorder kind of way. I mean that literally for the last decade amber has done nothing other than diet cycle from day to day.

She counts her calories, binges, does weight watchers, quits, tries a new diet, weighs herself everyday, binges, does mukbangs, tries a new diet, ect... for over 10 years.

This is her life.

It's like somebody working 80 hours a week and suddenly going into retirement.

She has no fucking idea what to do with all the free time if she isn't diet cycling. Not from a trauma standpoint. Just a straight up not knowing what to do with yourself when you stop doing the thing you've done for decades standpoint.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

She'll have quit osssempehck again by the first of January.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She'll have quit osssempehck again by the first of January.

Even sooner. Her birthday is in a couple days

 

[Lard]

Maybe I just don't understand nutrition like she does, but why does a dainty corky gorl who is CrEePeD oUt by "chunks of meat" keep buying food that consists of... chunks of meat?

It’s all performative delusion of the “self restraint” she has with food. She has high STANDARDS and doesn’t just shove food indiscriminately down her gullet like fatphobia says she does. She has the self control to limit herself. So it’s not HER FAULT that she’s fat. It’s because of (ADD AILMENT OF THE DAY).