Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 158 40.4%
  • Total voters
    391
Merry Christmas, one and all! Here's hoping the Rackets kids have a wonderful Christmas day far, FAR away from their worthless parents... I'm sure Kayla's quite happy with Nick's present from Santa (a whole houseful of coal -- since she's a coal-burner! Get it?!?!? *bah-dum-tss!*)... Maybe Li'l Nicky's contemplating hanging just ONE more holiday decoration today -- but if so, he'd better be sure to use a rope that'll support his weight properly!
 
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Melty Butter said:
Oh, fun! Santa brought selfy-pitying gem gifts!
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I fucking hate how Rekieta keeps pretending he is some kind of Philosophy King, with deep insights into the human condition, when all he is, is a complete fuckup, larping as someone with any kind of wisdom.
 
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SargonF00t said:
I fucking hate how Rekieta keeps pretending he is some kind of Philosophy King, with deep insights into the human condition, when all he is, is a complete fuckup, larping as someone with any kind of wisdom.
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He is all ready to give life advise to other addicts because "he has personal experience with drugs".

This is 100% Nick's personality.
He dabbled in law, is an expert on everything law, even gave himself the LawPope nickname and took it seriously. (Never won a case)
He dabbled at being a dad and is an expert on being a trad family man. (Neglected wife high on pills)
He dabbled at raising his kids, so he is an expert on everything kids. (One got its hand one cocaine, well done Nick!)

Everything Nick does is half-measures, little effort. He pretty much fell into his Youtube success without doing much to earn it, rode the backs of his much better educated and experienced panel guests who he exploited and lied to about sharing stream income.

Nick is a fraud.
 
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JustStopDude said:
If Nick and Kayla are sober and spending Xmas with their kids, for the younger ones, it's got to be weird.

They really would only have memories of their parents being completely drunk and high off their tits.
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Sober Nick is still a narcissistic douche that thinks kids want to hear their parents talking about fucking

God help those kids
AnOminous said:
Remember, this dumbass mental retard cuck thought that he could post nude pictures of himself and his worthless dishrag wife in the most notorious cuck resort in the world, Hedonism II, so notorious it is even on Wikipedia as a cuck resort and the resort itself is on Wikipedia, as a cuck resort, and as so famously known as a cuck resort that it's even been cited as a cuck resort in sitcoms.

He thought he could do that and somehow nobody would figure out exactly what cuck resort he went to.

He went to literally the McDonald's of cuck resorts. The cuck resorts for absolute utter plebs.
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Hey! Nick isn't a cuck and will never be a cuck! He thinks that's pathetic and morally reprehensible!

Until he admits it while high! Then he had a simple change in opinion WHICH HE'S ALLOWED TO DO!
 
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Black Santa wishes you a Merry Christmas!
Which one is your favourite?

Lead male dancer Romaine, known for 12 actions.
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His moves are mesmerising, Our Wife agrees. He is able to seamlessly switch actions, from doggy style to cowboy to missionary. He is the orca of Hedonism II, toying his pale prey before the potent, lethal dose.


Lead male dancer, the award winning Ricardo, known as Energii_King.
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He might lack creativity and flexibility, but he's full of energy. He is known for longevity, turning one session into a full Japanese cartoon series.

Pick your Santa! Whoever loses, Our Wife wins.
 
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Phillip Green said:
The absolute funniest outcome would be the source being Mandy.
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Sadly, as far as we know, Daniel Harris never met Nick in person.

SargonF00t said:
I fucking hate how Rekieta keeps pretending he is some kind of Philosophy King, with deep insights into the human condition, when all he is, is a complete fuckup, larping as someone with any kind of wisdom.
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Someone else said it, but Nick is a dabbler playing at expertise. Nick had never worked to master anything, so all he has left is pretense and posturing pretense to competency in life.

What I find especially irritating is the way he narcissiticallt twists things to self-serving ends. The 'if you judge me, then maybe YOU are the bad Christian!' Schtick is old and tired--even for Reddit atheists.
 
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Pagan Min said:
Merry Christmas, one and all! Here's hoping the Rackets kids have a wonderful Christmas day far, FAR away from their worthless parents... I'm sure Kayla's quite happy with Nick's present from Santa (a whole houseful of coal -- since she's a coal-burner! Get it?!?!? *bah-dum-tss!*)... Maybe Li'l Nicky's contemplating hanging just ONE more holiday decoration today -- but if so, he'd better be sure to use a rope that'll support his weight properly!
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Rick Nekieta said:
Where does a sophisticated cuckold patronize? The Steven Bonnell suite at the Ritz?
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I have no idea because a) I am not a sophisticated cuckold b) not a cuckold at all and c) that sort of place would be somewhere you would never have heard of.

Nick went to the cuck resort that is so notorious it has a Wikipedia article that lists multiple jokes that have been made on sitcoms for normies about how it's a cuck resort, and this dipshit took naked pictures of himself and his wife and posted them to the Internet and somehow was surprised people figured out he went to the most notorious cuck resort on the planet.
SargonF00t said:
I fucking hate how Rekieta keeps pretending he is some kind of Philosophy King, with deep insights into the human condition, when all he is, is a complete fuckup, larping as someone with any kind of wisdom.
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It's like when Boogie does his guru shit. It just makes you wish he would die even more painfully and more soon.
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God help those kids
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Imagine growing up in a small, tight-knit Christian community when literally everyone knows your dad is a coked-out worthless cuck and your mom is a whore.
 
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AnOminous said:
I hope @Null personally disqualifies him and just gives him some kind of Lifetime Cuck Award, like a Golden Balldo, because this faggot has dominated lolcowdom for too long. If not, he should definitely be absolutely forbidden from any other kind of award if he does win this year.

There are too many other worthy cows for this worthless cocaine addict to continue to dominate the field.
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My opinion is that the problem is there are too many people who just want to give this award as a form of punishment, while gentlemen of sophisticated taste understand that it's supposed to be about who produces the best content. Nick had some genuinely great moments this year but most of his shit is just drama that involved appalling shit like child neglect that culminates with an 8 year old ingesting cocaine, and rubbing shoulders with pedophiles. There are better cows imo.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
To think Rekieta and his house will be eating Christmas dinner with fucking April. I cannot imagine anything more fucking awkward in my life.
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I thought she was kicked out?

Bet she's having Christmas at Stoney's, on the prowl for her next family to breakup.

ETA : They're open at 5pm today Ape!

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AltisticRight said:
Black Santa wishes you a Merry Christmas!
Which one is your favourite?

Lead male dancer Romaine, known for 12 actions.
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His moves are mesmerising, Our Wife agrees. He is able to seamlessly switch actions, from doggy style to cowboy to missionary. He is the orca of Hedonism II, toying his pale prey before the potent, lethal dose.
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Lead male dancer, the award winning Ricardo, known as Energii_King.
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He might lack creativity and flexibility, but he's full of energy. He is known for longevity, turning one session into a full Japanese cartoon series.

Pick your Santa! Whoever loses, Our Wife wins.
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I pick fapcop as Kaylas Santa!
 
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Obnoxious Asshole said:
Forgive the words I'm going to write, but don't insult McDonald's like that. McDonald's has never turned my stomach by looking at pictures of it. My stomach roils at the very idea of knowing someone who went there.
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I disagree, I think McDonalds is the perfect comparison. Imagine him saying he went with Qayla to "a fine dining experience" and then posted this.

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That's pretty much what he did with the cuck resort, and everyone knew.
 
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