Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

You know her beezers are fucking psychotic and would most definitely put her up if called upon. They are fucking loons.
On the up side- think of the CAHN-TENT.
*ETA- This llama vid popped up on my feed too. I have watched some of their other vids and they were pretty good. Nice themed recaps.
Chins would NOT hang out with a loser like Teardrop in real life. Remember Sandy and Ang? A dopey but harmless lesbian couple who wanted to meet up with Chins, but she would always rebuff them. And when SJam (he of the BIG dollar drunken superchats) drove by the villa to say hi, she called him a psycho stalker (or some such). But when cool thot Karlee Steele offered to do an OF collab with her, she couldn't head out to the other side of Ontario (7 hour drive BTW) fast enough!
I remember her saying not too long ago, "If I want the Kia back, I will just ask the person I sold it to for it back."
Yeah, she said the same thing about Sham. The person she gave him to was just fostering him and would return him to her any toime.
 
I hope Uncle syPhillis and Smeetard threw plastic sheets all over everything, straight up Patrick Bateman style, to keep the smell out of the furniture. I can imagine the awkward conversation over the cheesed meatloaf.

"I heard there was a jumbo chocolate chip muffin with a $20 bill on top of it, and it's just sitting there in the washroom, doontchaknoow. Can you believe it?"

"Really?"

"Yeah! All you have to do to make it appear is get under the shower head, turn the knob halfway, then pull it. After thirty minutes standing under the water, it'll be on the coounter top, but the $20 woon't be there unless you use lots of sooap and use the scrub brush for the places you can't reach, and/oor your anus and vajoyna."

"Hmmm...what if I just clean my anus and not my vajoyna, and just use GynaFresh on it later? Do I just get the muffin or the $20?"
 
I've been burned too many times, she'll be back to shit huffer in a few weeks and we will all be disappointed once again.
Same. Chantal used to be fun to hate watch during the Villa/Crackhead Olympics days, but those are long gone and now she’s one of the most boring cows around. Even Hamber is more interesting to follow and that’s… not saying much.
 
Regarding Salad and his family and Syria.
Many Syrians sought political asylum in other countries due supposedly to opposition to the Assad regime.
Well Assad is gone and the new Syrian government is calling for all Syrians to return.
Because of this many countries (perhaps including Kuwait) are going to rescind their residency visas and tell them to GTFO and go back to Syria.
Time will tell but if Chantal stays with Salad might the "Kuwait beeze" turn into the "Syria beeze" ?

Why Chantal would just LOVE a country with a very active and powerful religious police and a country under Sharia Law and NO western fast food joints. 😀
Syrian beeze when? It might actually be more viable for her since it's 500x cheaper in Syria than Kuwait, and better yet, she can finally get her marriage certificate lmao.

Just imagine how fat this bitch will get when she finds out a plate of shawarma is $1.50 per plate there
 
Chins would NOT hang out with a loser like Teardrop in real life. Remember Sandy and Ang? A dopey but harmless lesbian couple who wanted to meet up with Chins, but she would always rebuff them.
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows...never say never when Chins and her dearest love- food- are parted.
 
Chins would NOT hang out with a loser like Teardrop in real life. Remember Sandy and Ang? A dopey but harmless lesbian couple who wanted to meet up with Chins, but she would always rebuff them.
Implying Chantal would ever hang out with another woman, let alone two.

But when cool thot Karlee Steele offered to do an OF collab with her, she couldn't head out to the other side of Ontario (7 hour drive BTW) fast enough!
If I'm remembering that correctly, wasn't she trying to hit on Karlee's boyfriend as well?
 
Merry Christmas everyone!

Since there’s a current lull in content I figured I’d ask all you kiwis what your FAVOURITE Chantal/Chantalverse lie is? Mine is that Salah has a personal driver for a business that we all know doesn’t exist :story:

I’d love to hear everyone else’s.
/extends pinky and clears throat/ "This is the last toime I'm talking about this!"
 
SO many lies to choose from! I can't just pick one!
One of my favourite lies is when Cutie says that they've both moved past Salad's poopy-rapey proclivities and that their "marriage" is all the stronger for it.
I'm also partial to Chins saying she's "working on" herself and/or "looking into" getting help.
AND!!! From long ago, when she'd hork down a bunch of take out like a feral sow and then say she was going to "save the rest for Bibi".
 
Merry Christmas everyone!

Since there’s a current lull in content I figured I’d ask all you kiwis what your FAVOURITE Chantal/Chantalverse lie is? Mine is that Salah has a personal driver for a business that we all know doesn’t exist :story:

I’d love to hear everyone else’s.
So hard to pick just one! I like the ones she's caught in immediately, like the engagement to Nads. WE NO GIT MURRIED.

It's fun to compare her early career loys with her present day ones. Kind of like the career arc of a rock band. You see her young, fresh, energetic lying compared to her longer, more produced, less energetic lying.
At the beginning, she was fresh, exciting and new--Chantal is a pretty cool guy. Sheh chokes down fire noodles and lies and doesn't afraid of anything. The Kill 'em All phase. The audience had no clue what was coming.

Skip ahead to the pandemic/Cokey times, and we are at Master of Puppets stage. She's on fire. She's gunting it up super hard, and it's major FOMO if you don't catch her streams, because all kinds of stupid shit is happening. She's creating content the world is hungry for.

Then she puts on the hijab. This is the tour bus landing on Cliff Burton in Denmark--or, to the more cynical, the day Metallica cut their hair and put out Load. But the music doesn't stop. It keeps going, long after it should. But it continues groaning along, and it's the same five riffs stretched out over and over and over...
 
I figured I’d ask all you kiwis what your FAVOURITE Chantal/Chantalverse lie is?
"I haven't eaten all day"

Oh and also, That her weight has only fluctuated by 10-ish pounds since 2021.

ETA: to the orchestra kiwi above, I'd say now she's in the phase of the "Lulu" album
 
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If the landlord of the building really has caught wind of litigation, there's a strong chance the coastal fartbox won't be theirs for much longer. Based on what Aisha has said, a lawyer of some kind has contacted the landlord of the building. That of course hinges on Aisha not being full of shit so it has to be taken with a grain of salt. Landlords don't want legal entities contact them regarding a tenant, they want to collect their low income worker bucks and not be bothered.

A secret trip to Canada at Christmas lends some sort tiny bit of credit to Aisha's story. It is not farfetched to believe the landlord has banged on the fartbox door demanding she leave immediately/they get this litigation done with. I would not be shocked if on her return, they are in a new fartbox with a weak explanation as to why or if we never see evidence of Scatlah being in the fartbox ever again.
If it's anything like it was for me in Morocco, they don't actually enforce the cohabitation laws against the people doing haram activites, they enforce it against the person who actually owns the property for allowing it.
 
Chantal's Christmas times used to be either fun or an entertaining disaster. I know she's technically not a Christian anymore and was a half assed one at most, but I wish we got more out of her other than offering Christmas Cameos for this special time. We know she's in Canada with family for Christmas, at least give the Beezers something FFS.

It is technically acceptable for Reformist Muslims to celebrate the birth of Jesus and engage in festivities. Only fucking retard durka durka Wahhabi, Salafis, or Jihadis have a problem with it.
 
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