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A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
I doubt the shitshow in charge will take any notice of that petition but hey, it's Christmas. Stuffing has been mixed with sausagemeat (all-natural anti-muzzie repellent) and whole chestnuts I gathered back in September, turkey's in the oven. Merry Christmas, you filthy lot! :feels:
 
If it was sumatriptan, which does something to your blood vessels in your brain then you can get imigran over the counter. Totally a wonder drug.
I suppose I could ask the doctor next time I'm in if they still have a record of whatever it was, but messing with the blood vessels in my brain sounds like the last thing I need. The prevention works well enough that I haven't really had to worry about it for years, maybe it doesn't even happen any more, I have no clue.
 
I have eaten ten mince pies over three days and I may bake another batch for new year.
I have made entire meals out of yellow stickered Sainsbury's/M&S party food and as a result of eating so much finger food, I may very well have forgotten how to use cutlery.

(One of the most brilliant innovations of our era, by the way, is that all the party food is heated at the same temperature.)

Happy Hogmanay when it comes, and don't forget to order your steak pie from the local butcher.
 
I had a nice dinner with family and then afterwards attended a rooftop barbecue with a Romanian dude (one that actually works for a living) and other foreigners. Could've popped by the end of it.

Next year I'm gifting my family insulin monitors alongside their boxes of diabetes.
 
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