Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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I hope @Null personally disqualifies him and just gives him some kind of Lifetime Cuck Award, like a Golden Balldo, because this faggot has dominated lolcowdom for too long. If not, he should definitely be absolutely forbidden from any other kind of award if he does win this year.

There are too many other worthy cows for this worthless cocaine addict to continue to dominate the field.

I want a Nick threepeat but he'll need to top this wild year. Maybe bodycam footage drops, another arrest, a two part cokestream where he reads this thread, a gay sex tape, a filmed fistfight with Aaron, all culminating in a Christmas Eve police chase in the Rustang where he finally wraps it around a tree? Would that do it?

The absolute funniest outcome would be the source being Mandy.

I KNOW Man-D (goddamn I can't believe that was a year ago) has dickpics of Nick. I wonder how much Nick paid to keep him quiet?

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Sorry if I missed it catching up the last 20 so pages, but while everyone was talking about Nick probably needing a real job on probation, doesn't that mean Kayla will need employment too? Can she argue that being a stay at home mom is a full time job or something wacky?

 

[Vibralldo]

I want a Nick threepeat but he'll need to top this wild year. Maybe bodycam footage drops, another arrest, a two part cokestream where he reads this thread, a gay sex tape, a filmed fistfight with Aaron, all culminating in a Christmas Eve police chase in the Rustang where he finally wraps it around a tree? Would that do it?

I think we should create the platinum balldo lifetime lolcow achievement award

We vote 1 legendary cow in a year, physically mail them a trophy, and in every lolcow of the year voting and nomination thread we'll say something like "The winner will join legends lolcows such as Nick Rekieta as a winner of the platinum balldo lifetime lolcow achievement award"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Rate me late or dumb but I was listening to Null's MATI stream reacting to the cokestream and Nick kept saying discovery would begin in October or November in his defamation case. I searched the thread but couldn't find if that actually happened. Would we even know if it had? Or can it just be postponed because of all his other faggotry or because he can't pay for all the hours needed for it? Null's breakdown of the cost was staggering. Nick surely can't have that money right now?

Because you were looking in the wrong place.

This is the dedicated thread for the Montagraph vs. Rekieta lawsuit

Current status: The case will go ahead, discovery and depositions in early 2025.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Sorry if I missed it catching up the last 20 so pages, but while everyone was talking about Nick probably needing a real job on probation, doesn't that mean Kayla will need employment too? Can she argue that being a stay at home mom is a full time job or something wacky?

Sometimes the courts will let someone like Kayla off if she does significant and regular charity work, such as 4 hours shifts at a food bank 3x a week. That's at the court's discretion though.

 

[not william stenchever]

I want a Nick threepeat but he'll need to top this wild year. Maybe bodycam footage drops, another arrest, a two part cokestream where he reads this thread, a gay sex tape, a filmed fistfight with Aaron, all culminating in a Christmas Eve police chase in the Rustang where he finally wraps it around a tree? Would that do it?

Bodycam footage of Nick chasing A-A-Ron naked save for the balldo wielding a hammer like Aaron's one of his raccoons.

 

[Melty Butter]

A small round-up on family and polycule happenings:

Kayla's mom posted a Christmas greeting.

Aaron expressed regret.

And...

God help those kids

I guess Nick is staying up extra late to catch Santa. Hopefully he gets some of that pure Columbian Christmas snow in his stocking.

To think Rekieta and his house will be eating Christmas dinner with fucking April. I cannot imagine anything more fucking awkward in my life.

Let's hope not. Yesterday was his 3rd child's birthday.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Poor child is doomed to a lifetime of “combination” birthday/Christmas gifts.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Poor child is doomed to a lifetime of “combination” birthday/Christmas gifts.

Even worse: potentially having to share a party with her dad, because it's otherwise too close to the other holidays.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Poor child is doomed to a lifetime of “combination” birthday/Christmas gifts.

Off-topic but I have a birthday very near Christmas and I haven't found this to be true. Maybe for some people, but in reality I've felt both presents were equally satisfying.

 

[AnOminous]

Does he still deny that he swang there?

I love the logical progression

"I'm not at a swingers sex resort!"
"Ok I went to the swingers sex resort, but it wasn't for swinging!"
"Ok, I'm a swinger"

That's Balldo's usual lie cycle.
"I've never done cocaine!"
"I did cocaine and didn't like it at all."
"Okay I sent mountains of cocaine up my nose."
"I'm not an addict though!"

Balldo cycle.

 

[not william stenchever]

That's Balldo's usual lie cycle.
"I've never done cocaine!"
"I did cocaine and didn't like it at all."
"Okay I sent mountains of cocaine up my nose."
"I'm not an addict though!"

Balldo cycle.

Going back to the meth guy I knew during a period where he was being a productive individual with a valid hazmat rating for driving semis he was not shy about letting you know about his past fuckups and it led to some fun stories. Such as the time he managed to throw a tow line around some power lines to pull them down without somehow killing himself only to discover that they were made of aluminum and not copper. He'd probably also twist your head off if you suggested giving meth to an 8 year old.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Let's hope not. Yesterday was his 3rd child's birthday.

Is this the one who tested positive for coke?

 

[not william stenchever]

Is this the one who tested positive for coke?

I believe that was the 4th child.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Off-topic but I have a birthday very near Christmas and I haven't found this to be true. Maybe for some people, but in reality I've felt both presents were equally satisfying.

I also have a bday near Christmas: you are a very lucky person.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being a complete faggot and pumping five retards into a retard factory named Kayla just for more trust fund bucks, then ruining the whole scam by snorting mountains of cocaine.

Nick is stupid beyond belief.

 

[Melty Butter]

Lo! A Christmas miracle! Nick's found God and prayer... for today... on social media.


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[AnOminous]

Lo! A Christmas miracle! Nick's found God and prayer... for today... on social media.

Remember that Nick considers himself King David and Jesus was just some random guy.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Off-topic but I have a birthday very near Christmas and I haven't found this to be true. Maybe for some people, but in reality I've felt both presents were equally satisfying.

You’re very fortunate. Also, Nick. So I don’t think his kid fares as well.

 

[Vibralldo]

Lo! A Christmas miracle! Nick's found God and prayer... for today... on social media.

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He's speedrunning every type of junkie

He went from fucked up in public to "I'm the only man that can handle cocaine!" to "I'm saved by his hand, praise Christ" in record time