Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[AltisticRight]

One of us, one of us, one of us!
Start your urbanism channel today.
What should we call it? The Stroads of Zoella?

Why can't zo-zo just get an car and live out her revenge fantasies?

It would put her surroundings in imminent danger but maybe Newton's Third Law can solve the Talbott question.
This is a joke, please don't do it. Stream it while you do it.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Look who came to be merry as well, guys

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Merry Christmas to you as well, Zoey

Even a BPD meltdown factory can be merry at this time of year

In all seriousness, I'm glad she seems to be having a good Christmas. She's one of the most fun Skitzocows that we've gotten this year, and doesn't make me MATI watching her be a dramawhoring sperg.

Anyways, some new stories. She sounds more lucid than normal, which is good!

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

Even a BPD meltdown factory can be merry at this time of year

In all seriousness, I'm glad she seems to be having a good Christmas. She's one of the most fun Skitzocows that we've gotten this year, and doesn't make me MATI watching her be a dramawhoring sperg.

Anyways, some new stories. She sounds more lucid than normal, which is good!
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I do hope that things get better for her and she can move on from this insanity.

I wouldn't want her to be a Skitzocow for life.

 

[Jarl Varg]

Zoey's 2025 resolution should be learning how to spell. Would be a good start for her to normalize her life.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

THe Christmas miracles continue:









I feel like this is a jab at someone, but I can't put my finger on whom

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[Schizoid Wife]

She's learning how to say sorry to people. Truly a Christmas miracle.
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[DickMain]

In all seriousness, I'm glad she seems to be having a good Christmas. She's one of the most fun Skitzocows that we've gotten this year, and doesn't make me MATI watching her be a dramawhoring sperg.

Anyways, some new stories. She sounds more lucid than normal, which is good!

Yeah, she's a good one. When she's feeling mellow it's fun to have her on to talk to. I think if she just behaves herself and eventually reaches out in TTS to apologize for the threats that she's a good candidate for a thread removal. It's been known to happen in the past. The #1 hallmark of a cow is never learning from and always repeating their mistakes, and Zoey's been slowly trending up lately which is nice. I'm glad she seems to be forming some better habits with eating, sleeping, drinking more water (I hope). Proud to see she's slowly getting better and better. I think with some focus she can keep it going. Might slip up once in a while but as long as she doesn't beat herself up for it too badly she can get through it.

It's like a lot of people have said, we might tease her for being goofy sometimes, but at the end of the day most people here just want to see her win and have a normal adulthood. Talbott, Herbert, and Coltroon are too depraved and irredeemable. Zoey's even having a good time with her mother which is already so much better than how things were even a week ago. Everybody just wants to see her catch a W.

 

[CallmeCicada]

people here just want to see her win and have a normal adulthood.

I'll drink to this. I wish you well, Zoey.

 

[Manny Pardo]

Apparently Zoey is friends with Cyraxx

 

[Racist Parrot]

I'm glad you had a nice Christmas Zoey but you seemed to leave us out of the apology arc. We're the best friends you have Zoey, think about that.

 

[Sandnigger]

I'm glad you had a nice Christmas Zoey but you seemed to leave us out of the apology arc. We're the best friends you have Zoey, think about that.

Wishing Merry Christmas as a guest should be good enough tbh

 

[DickMain]

yeah, that was plenty enough

 

[Racist Parrot]

You guys are soft. I want an apology edit.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Yeah, she's a good one. When she's feeling mellow it's fun to have her on to talk to. I think if she just behaves herself and eventually reaches out in TTS to apologize for the threats that she's a good candidate for a thread removal. It's been known to happen in the past. The #1 hallmark of a cow is never learning from and always repeating their mistakes, and Zoey's been slowly trending up lately which is nice. I'm glad she seems to be forming some better habits with eating, sleeping, drinking more water (I hope). Proud to see she's slowly getting better and better. I think with some focus she can keep it going. Might slip up once in a while but as long as she doesn't beat herself up for it too badly she can get through it.

It's like a lot of people have said, we might tease her for being goofy sometimes, but at the end of the day most people here just want to see her win and have a normal adulthood. Talbott, Herbert, and Coltroon are too depraved and irredeemable. Zoey's even having a good time with her mother which is already so much better than how things were even a week ago. Everybody just wants to see her catch a W.

I like how Zoey is such a helpless little sperg that there are people trying to turn her into the thread's adoptive daughter. Maybe we could all rent a van and pick her up for a field trip to the zoo; just make sure to bring along one of those leashes they use for retarded kids so we can keep her from running into traffic or eating anything she isn't supposed to. We could all take turns holding the leash.
Then afterwards we'll take her for ice cream, and everyone will tell us how brave we are for adopting a special needs child.

Just saying, it might be nice to take the carebear stuff down a notch or two.

 

[DickMain]

it might be nice to take the carebear stuff down a notch or two.

Said the retard who just suggested a leash in the same breath.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Apparently Zoey is friends with Cyraxx
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Hoping that "CHance" account is just gayops to mess with her, because Zoey getting involved in the Goblinverse may be one of her worst ideas. I don't follow Cyrax too closely, but he attracts an audience of an especially retarded kind of vigilante zoomer a-logs who think cowtipping is fine because "the cow is a bad person".

Anyways, new Xeets, she seems to have reset back to her typical self after Christmas.
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[DickMain]

Hoping that "CHance" account is just gayops to mess with her, because Zoey getting involved in the Goblinverse may be one of her worst ideas. I don't follow Cyrax too closely, but he attracts an audience of an especially retarded kind of vigilante zoomer a-logs who think cowtipping is fine because "the cow is a bad person".

Anyways, new Xeets, she seems to have reset back to her typical self after Christmas.
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Sorry there @PinKopyKat looks like you might have been shot down in one of those posts

 

[Bucephalus]

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

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Awww. Cute cat.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm watching Dangenrompa during my time off, in no small part so I can understand the references Zoey makes. I have no reason to believe she played the VN. Despite being made in 2013, this is brainrot for zoomers. The plot is... interesting. Its Squid Game but with kids. Yay. Really targeting that edgelord teenage demographic.

Artstyle has more in common with western animation. It's easy to look at. But my gosh, my attention span on this show grows thin. It's like a fucking ping pong ball. I can see why Zoey likes it just by her personality. It's not great, but I have seen worse.