Why are you on Kiwi Farms instead of spending time with your family?

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Why aren't you cherishing them?

 

[Fat Gollum]

Kiwi Farms is my family

 

[Dawdler]

They ded

 

[Banana Hammock]

Because I'm on the toilet right now.

 

[Caesar]

Well it's 5PM, we've already done stuff. We're all working adults some alone time is nice, too, without work tomorrow, and we'll eat again together and shit tomorrow also.

 

[Yukako]

Because I have no life

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

May Alan and the Michelin Man bless us everyone!

Merry Sciencemas Guys

 

[Rozzy]

My family have disowned me.

 

[SandyCat]

Still working on my social anxiety shit. Can only take being around people for so long before I feel like I want to Byuu myself

Doing much better than last year tho thats for sure

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I am with my family but since they're boomers they're all on their phones now watching retarded tik toks at an obscene volume. I swear boomers are just Zoomers with bald heads instead of broccoli ones.

 

[Not A Bunny]

I don’t have a family. I disowned the abusive fuckers. So I party for the holidays.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Because I already spent time with my family.

 

[Banquet Meal]

they are all collectively getting on my last nerve. i think the icing on the cake was when my retarded oldest nearly broke an expensive antique that i told him to not touch, and then later on proceeded to spend an hour telling me why the video games i like suck and are of low quality. its a miracle that his father and i have managed to survive all this time without his input on everything.
no christmas dinner for ANYONE

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

why the video games i like suck and are of low quality

Imagine not owning that you like shitty games. This post was brought to you by kusoge enjoyers.

 

[Moths]

I am amusing myself while gramps tells the stories again

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

For Christmas we gather around the screen and we all share our favorite death fats with the grandparents

 

[Banquet Meal]

Imagine not owning that you like shitty games. This post was brought to you by kusoge enjoyers.

i love shitty games, especially puppet combo type stuff, cheap jumpscares, etc. im ready for everyone to go home though. ive had enough family togetherness i think

 

[soup peddler]

They've already gone to bed. My older brother resigned from the day in disgrace after we kicked his ass at MK double dash too many consecutive times

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Because I already spent time with my family.

But how would you feel if you hadn't spent time with your family?

 

[Jason Wynn]

It’s 3:17 in the morning and I’m on my lunch break at work