Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Camel Bro 94]

I agree. I was sure she was headed to Canada at least a couple of weeks before she took her menty b break. Apart from anything else, she’d been mentioning Canadian Christmas foods. If she hadn’t said her/their next travel tickets were already booked last month, then just the mention of Christmas food in Canada would have had her itching to book the tickets.

Have to wonder what the plan is. Is she intending to stay for a month this time?

Fatso said her book reading mental health break would last a month.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Merry Christmas everyone!

Since there’s a current lull in content I figured I’d ask all you kiwis what your FAVOURITE Chantal/Chantalverse lie is? Mine is that Salah has a personal driver for a business that we all know doesn’t exist

I’d love to hear everyone else’s.

Its a toss up between feeding the homeless man at mickey d and tossing condoms all over her room at the villa, in order to prove a man fucked her.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I’d love to hear everyone else’s.

My favorite? 'I'm prettier than 90% of YouTube!'

Followed by the grocery haul classic 'For Salah'.

Honorable Mentions '...even if I did' and 'it's in the past'

 

[Randy Lahey]

I’d love to hear everyone else’s.

“BIBI ATE THE PIE”

 

[-Jack-]

Do we think Schmee prepared our Muslima beauty with an all halah Christmas feast? Or is she gorging on a thick, juicy, joint of ham!?

I also reckon she doesn’t wear her hijab around them mostly. Especially now she isn’t livestreaming

 

[Angry New Ager]

Who knows how she paid for the trip. Maybe she did or Schmee or Gramps.

IIRC, to get into Kuwait on a tourist visa, she has to have proof that she already has a return ticket home. Once she's in Kuwait, she can change it, but she needs proof that she has a means to leave the country when her visa's up.

So getting back to Canada wouldn't be the problem; it's affording the next round-trip ticket to Kuwait and back that would be her concern.

If she (or Salah) started looking for cheaper fares well in advance, she might have already bought her next round of flights to Kuwait and back.

I do think she's in Canada, but I've been wrong about her enough times
to not swear she absolutely must be.

 

[Side Pony]

My favorite lie is from Cuba: he ate the FUPA from behind. She doesn’t understand sex or physics.

 

[I call shenanigans]

IIRC, to get into Kuwait on a tourist visa, she has to have proof that she already has a return ticket home.

She doesn’t need a return ticket home, she just requires an ongoing ticket to somewhere else. The smart move would be to have a return ticket home, but Chantal isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, and her retard handsomest husband who manages her finances, wouldn’t waste money he could use on an expensive ticket when a cheaper one would suffice.

 

[anliteralidiot]

My favorite lie is that Salah wouldn't cheat on her, and he respects her too much to poop on her.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

My favorite was when she adamantly denied being with Cokey after disappearing for 2 days, but when green peen dropped his newest video she was clearly seen in the reflection of the grill.

Even better, when she went live in the Kia and INSISTED she wasn't on her way to the trap. Then Nads went live, there was a "mishap with the camera" and Chins was revealed to be there. He immediately cut the live then came back giving Chins a hostage-style interrogation, which he obviously scripted for her. Then she goes live on the way BACK from the trap and comes clean.

In short, whenever she can no longer deny the truth and says "Oy HAD TO loy "

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

When she said she had gone vegan.

Specifically when she tried to pass off bone-in bird as vegan. That was easily the hardest I've laughed at any of her lies, though the recent cigarette snuffing incident also got me really good.

 

[TexasRanger]

Do we think Schmee prepared our Muslima beauty with an all halah Christmas feast? Or is she gorging on a thick, juicy, joint of ham!?

I also reckon she doesn’t wear her hijab around them mostly. Especially now she isn’t livestreaming

Probably. Do you think she will wear her....what's the name? The black Bedouin tent covering her? At this point, what would she fit into in Canada?

 

[Tiresome]

Double rainbows all the way for this post, but I like to think she hurpled past Peetz's door long enough to snatch a money order for thousands from his obsequious hand and then immediately holed herself up in a disgusting highway motel room for the month where she shall Leaving Las Vegas herself every waking hour with endless fast food binges delivered by increasingly horrified Doordash drivers. Who needs handsomest husband, Chantal HAS her true love and happiness.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Do we think Schmee prepared our Muslima beauty with an all halah Christmas feast? Or is she gorging on a thick, juicy, joint of ham!?

I also reckon she doesn’t wear her hijab around them mostly. Especially now she isn’t livestreaming

The hijab is entirely for her benefit, it's like a pooner wearing a binder 24/7 because she's so disturbed by her tits.

I don't see Chinny ripping it off in private, going around with her many chins flapping in the breeze and baby bird hair out even if it's around close family. It's the security blanket that lets her comfortably live in the delusion that she's got just one well-defined chin and a full head of luscious hair. She probably sleeps with that shit on, definitely if Salad happens to be in the house.

As far as I know actual Muslimas don't have to wear the hijab around fathers or brothers but let's not Islam sperg since the rules don't apply to our Cutie.

Oh and Merry Christmas, haydurs!

 

[Tiresome]

She probably sleeps with that shit on, definitely if Salad happens to be in the house.

I have no problem believing Chantal rips it off when she's not on camera. She doesn't give a shit about Pooplord, she knows this is completely transactional by now and probably always has. She's a disgusting trash goblin first, modest Muslima wifey second, and she always will be. Shoving her disgusting face or folds or scalp into the camera with glee during the pre-Kuwait era and bragging about diarrhea and other garbage-person incidents, that's the real true Chantal.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I have no problem believing Chantal rips it off when she's not on camera. She doesn't give a shit about Pooplord, she knows this is completely transactional by now and probably always has. She's a disgusting trash goblin first, modest Muslima wifey second, and she always will be. Shoving her disgusting face or folds or scalp into the camera with glee during the pre-Kuwait era and bragging about diarrhea and other garbage-person incidents, that's the real true Chantal.

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How unhinged can you get?

 

[Turkey Pepperette]

"You don't know what I eat off camera"

We do, Gunt. Everything, all of the food.

Merry Christmas, frens

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I liked when she lied about getting stuck in a parking garage elevator and pulled herself up and out

 

[Stephan Kang]

I liked when she lied about getting stuck in a parking garage elevator and pulled herself up and out

Dear god, I almost forgot about that! Any of her hospital lies were pure gold.
See also : I DON'T HAVE COVID shopping beeze

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Merry Christmas everyone!

Since there’s a current lull in content I figured I’d ask all you kiwis what your FAVOURITE Chantal/Chantalverse lie is? Mine is that Salah has a personal driver for a business that we all know doesn’t exist

I’d love to hear everyone else’s.

Although they were never my favorite lies, all of the "I'm not seeing Nader" lies were great because she would be outed moments later and have a giant melty. The greatest of these was that time when Nader made her sit and confess to some kind of bullshit in what looked like an Isis hostage video. I don't even remember what she was confessing but I'm pretty sure she was bullshitting in the hostage video too.