Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[mil0]

It feels like she reads online ED forums or maybe browses ED tiktok/twitter and is trying to copy what she sees anorexic and bulimic girls do. Like the whole "omg this food gives me super bad anxiety and grosses me out so much I can barely touch it" is definitely an ana-chan thing she is trying to imitate. Same with the weird food combinations like raw veggies with mustard and putting hot sauce on everything. It's something ana-chan's do as well. She desperately wants to have Anorexia instead of BED and thinks if she just copies weird quirky things that ana-chan's do she will seem just as dainty as them, not realizing that she just looks massively retarded because she is 600lb.

she always has. every trend she has followed for “weight loss” has centered around ED stuff from tumblr onward. it’s 100% her following ED tumblrs back when that was a thing, thinking she could become those skinny skellies, and making a youtube chan.

imo her entire channel has been built on an eating disorder she felt so bad about and she couldn’t get a hold of that she ate herself into 600elbees.. outta absolutely no self control whatsoever. the ana chans can at least say no to taco bell.

i feel she is so lazy or resigned she couldn’t even refrain from food to get sympathy and god damn. for amber food > attention.
all of her quirks with eating (liquid ameeeenos, water instead of oil in cooking, mustard (zero calories)) etc all classic ED tumblr shit.

fat cat killer is dumb as rocks and lifeless as soggy bread

 

[I call shenanigans]

Unfortunately, Oklahoma has rather permissive exotic animal regulations.

I’d even be okay with a chlamydia ridden koala (not a koala bear) biting or scratching her.

 

[Guntanator]

Where tf does mamalynn work?? Exotic animals??

 

[chiropractic gynecologist]

Come onnnnn LeprosyLynn. Three fingers by spring, and an arm stump by autumn. Let's go let's git it.

doubtful considering leprosy is curable. she's more likely to lose limbs by untreated diabetes

 

[a hapless toad]

I’d even be okay with a chlamydia ridden koala (not a koala bear) biting or scratching her.

As @StrawberryDouche previously noted, armadillos carry leprosy, so let's cross our fingers and hope Hamber has a (flesh-rotting) weight loss miracle!

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

Shame the otter didn't bite her thumb off. Those cute critters pack a mean bite.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Shame the otter didn't bite her thumb off. Those cute critters pack a mean bite.

Australian mammals, insects, and reptiles are fucking cunts. They’ll kill you. Shame she wasn’t subjected to any of them rather a “baby” roo.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Where tf does mamalynn work?? Exotic animals??

I wish I could work at exotic animals.

 

[dead stiff]

It’s crazy that the hog is perfectly fine with making her appointments to go get (and waste) these weight loss drugs, but can never follow through with any other appointments. Always some sort of issue with insurance/the doctors/therapists/dangleen ankles. And now even mamalynn is having the same problem, funny that

Merry (early) Christmas to Wasabi, Twonks, ghost Rarity and Gracie, and my fellow Farmers! (Fuck you Amber, I hope you choke on another potato)

Off-topic personal post, but had someone partially choke on a piece of potato this holiday season and they confirmed that it never felt like they’d shit their pants in the process. It’s funny thinking of Big Al acting like a scared elephant running around wheezing dramatically instead of just signaling for help.

 

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As @StrawberryDouche previously noted, armadillos carry leprosy, so let's cross our fingers and hope Hamber has a (flesh-rotting) weight loss miracle!

Opening shot of Amber looking ecstatic after layurrg amputation
"GUISE YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT I LOST 89 LBS AGAIN!"

 

[Cornfed]

So in pretty much every video this bitch has extensive sections talking about cats, cat related items she buys, and/or animals in general. I know that one does not need to be crying over a lost pet forever, but I swear she does this on purpose with a smile on her face. I feel bad for Wasabi, that poor cat got drug all over the Midwest and lost his long time buddy in a short period of time. She is just pure evil.

 

[Mall Goth]

I don’t think the behaviour is that deep. Believe it or not, it’s common advice in the WLS community, as in bin the food and pour detergent on it.

It's also an ED behavior. Jennette McCurdy (a recovering anorexic and bulimic) revealed in her book that she would throw food into the garbage can and spray it with perfume to stop herself from eating it, only to end up devouring it moments later. Those who say Amber (poorly) imitates disordered behaviors are correct, and it's actually becoming more common to see morbidly obese people claiming to suffer from TRUE and HONEST anorexia nervosa despite having none of the symptoms. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't go well when they enter spaces meant for actual anorexics and discover that those women are terrified of looking like them.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Unsurprisingly, it doesn't go well when they enter spaces meant for actual anorexics and discover that those women are terrified of looking like them.

Wouldn’t you if you were a fat fuck.

ETA: I’d frigging top myself if I was 570lbs @ 30 years old.

 

[Noom Boom]

She desperately wants to have Anorexia instead of BED and thinks if she just copies weird quirky things that ana-chan's do she will seem just as dainty as them, not realizing that she just looks massively retarded because she is 600lb.

I don't know if she is frequenting anorexia forums, but I could easily see this being the case. The idea is to communicate that food means so little to her that she can just throw it away, just like some skinny bird would do. It's the same performance as her "being cold all the time" or " tailbone hurting from sitting on hard surfaces". If she does everything a thin woman does, in some weird way, isn't she also a thin woman?

I don’t think the behaviour is that deep. Believe it or not, it’s common advice in the WLS community, as in bin the food and pour detergent on it.

While it is, I don't know if she is doing it for that reason. See above. Unrelated though, a friend of a friend said their wake up call was the first time they threw away food and shortly after thought about getting it back out of the trash. They said that with everything, at least they could say they never ate food that was trashed, and when that was in jeopardy they knew shit was bad bad. They got help, lost the weight, and that was like 5 years ago, so if you take it seriously I guess it can mean something.

 

[spergsperg55]

You can be fat and anorexic, but not for long. Anorexia is defined by starvation, if Amberlynn ACTUALLY starved (not "omg guyss i'm just starving! i need to inhale this 6 course meal!") we would see it immidiately. In fact, she could stop eating whatsoever for many many months and she would lose like half of her weight but Amber loves food way too much, she doesn't seem to have as much food anxiety when it comes to maintaining her orb like frame.
I think she loves herself too much to be anorexic, imo.

 

[Major Pain]

https://www.sciencealert.com/the-true-story-of-a-man-who-survived-without-any-food-for-382-days

Or Weight loss hacks, Fat AL style :
Just throw salt on perfectly good food and order some more an hour later.

 

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I cannot believe Hambastard uploaded another one the day after Vlogmas concluded. I'd do a tl;dw, buuut I got some stuff coming up, so I'll get to that when I find the time.

 

[multiverse]

I cannot believe Hambastard uploaded another one the day after Vlogmas concluded. I'd do a tl;dw, buuut I got some stuff coming up, so I'll get to that when I find the time.

Jesus, she's bigger than she's ever been.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Not that they do much for her these days but I love when her slimming face filter slips because it just cannot distinguish a face in that dough ball head lmao

 

[Xenomorph]

This face is so fucking cringe