Porn and Porncows

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
You underestimate how much faster than you your kids will master these blocks and firewalls.
I don’t think so. This is all based on the stereotype that kids are savvier on computers and phones than their parents.

Most parents honestly are just lazy when it comes to this shit. They just think telling their kids not to look at “naughty sites” is enough. Plus they themselves look at it so they don’t see it as some grave sin.
Fuck. Right. Off. Talk about pr0n or jerk off then come back to talk about pr0n.
This thread has been hilarious these last few months where gooners will accuse other people of being gooners in the hopes they themselves won't be accused of being a gooner.

Nobody is impressed that you pretend not to look at porn.
 
Stop watching porn, you gooner faggot.
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This thread is about whores and their shifty web presences, not to debate the ethics of watching porn and masturbating.
I don't know, I'm fairly certain there was a mention of a ditch and/or one way helicopter rides over the ocean early in the thread. It's always worth while asking yourself if the world would be better off if you weren't in it.
 
Google likes to cater itself around the analytics its collected on you, so if troon porn is coming up as the top result, then that says something about your habits.
I don't know about that. I don't want the dogshit mobile games YouTube keeps shilling to me, or the terrible fast food from places I would never go, or dreadful Hollywood movies I won't ever watch.

Maybe the idea that Google is first and foremost an advertising company is outdated. Maybe they're a demoralization company.
Have you fellers ever seen Opearl?
No thanks, bro.
 
Google likes to cater itself around the analytics its collected on you, so if troon porn is coming up as the top result, then that says something about your habits.
Nah it's bullshit man, Google keeps recommending me Blacked nigger porn even though I've never once searched for it

Off topic, do you guys have any good shows to recommend on BBC iPlayer?
 
Merry Christmas, everybody and happy boxing day! I sure hope you all had some wholesome vibes and festive fun times, because I'm about to ruin em.

Myself being one of the handful of gay guys on this forum, I follow a number of gay porn actors. I regret to inform you that apart from my one contribution to the thread from, I think, 2020, most gay porncows are too annoying to be considered Cow-ish. But I'm gonna make an exception today. In fact, I'm gonna consider this post a testing ground for possibly my first ever contribution to the proving grounds, because I've been wanting to talk about this guy on the forum for a long time. So without further ado, let me introduce you to...

Zeidmoon

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Adnan-Al Mouseli, aka Zeidmoon or Phagnano, is a Syrian OF content creator based out of Toronto. He made a bit of a big splash when he would write regularly for GayStarNews, including an account of how he allegedly suffered sexual abuse as a gay Arab teen. Now, you're gonna know why in a bit that I mentioned the gay part specifically. Well, apart from the obvious. He also had interviews and supposedly even a documentary about how he was able to flee Syria to Toronto in 2019.

Now unlike my other contribution, it doesn't seem as if he's photoshopping his cock or ass to look bigger. I've watched a couple of his vids and he seems legit. So for those curious:

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Now that the 10 other gay guys on the forum have busted their load, let's get to what makes this man a cow.

Full disclosure: Why I haven't made a thread yet is for two reasons; the first being that he's a notorious DMCA abuser. In fact, I'm fully expecting him to find out about this post because he's infamously a total narcissist who googles himself regularly. So I'm gonna archive this post as soon as I've posted, for posterity. The other being that i discovered him rather late in the game, so much that a lot of the shit I'm about to talk about is gone from the internet by now. The second I can find some archived copies, I'll consider making a thread.

1. HOW HE ARRIVED IN CANADA
So, this is one of the most storied parts of Zeid lore. I'm assuming there's probably a few people here familiar with him, so I don't doubt those people are familiar with this tweet;

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He got here via a GoFundMe created by a Twitter account by the name Pander Shirts. Now because I can't find a copy of the GoFundMe, I'm just going to have to go by what I've seen on LPSG: He started a GoFundMe claiming his boyfriend was dying, but people noticed this was most likely a scam and changed it to a story about escaping conversion therapy in Syria. In fact, you've probably noticed the above screenshot is a reply to another tweet. Well, here's that tweet.

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Now here's where things get a little fucky. At around this same time, Zeid was supposedly living in South Africa.

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Notice the date? March 2019? So why the hell did he have to go back to Syria for conversion therapy? For what it's worth, Pander Shirts was subjected to about a years worth of questions about supposedly aiding and abetting a scammer, so here's his response:

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Naturally, because not everyone on Twitter is fucking retarded (shocking, I know!), one person did their research and contacted the UN for any asylum seeker applications filled by an Adnan Al Mouselli. And what do you know!

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So naturally, you'd think that Pander Shirts would explain this, right?

Nope. He doubled down. He moved the goalposts.

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Now in the interest of full disclosure, I haven't looked too deeply into these lawyer receipts or anything, and honestly, Pander Shirts just seems like such an insufferable human being that I can feel my brain cells just dying reading his tweets. But I did type "receipts" into the search option and found maybe one tweet talking about them.
Idk if Pander is also a scammer or just fucking retarded enough to not know when he's being scammed, but both seem likely to be legitimate scenarios.

2. HIS PORN PERSONA AND LOVE LIFE
This will be rather short because this is based mostly on hearsay, but moving past that: he is allegedly a terrible boyfriend and has regularly cheated on every man he's been in a relationship with. Like, outside of the fact that he's an OF content creator, even. Do you know how insufferable you have to be for that to be possible? All I know about his love life apart from that was that he was in a relationship with a Brazilian content creator, and there's even a fuck video of them online. Which I've watched and it's... fine, I guess.

However, another thing I'll mention is that he has a tendency to play up how close he is with others, and try to make it seem like he's their boyfriend. Most recently, he did this with Griffin Barrows. The two did a scene together last year, and occasionally have met with each other since, but recently he's posted a string of tweets which seem to try to imply they're in a relationship:

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This is despite the fact that he's never really posted anything to indicate such, and also that the previous tweet before this showed him being cuddled by another man.

Side note, He gets a lot of criticism for his constantly saying "oh fuck" over and over in his scenes, and I mean, I can forgive that because not many are very eloquent when fucking.

3. HIS SEXUALITY
So, with all this in mind, you would all seem to think he's just your standard fag, right? Like, "Phagnano" was his handle before Zeidmoon. Well, here's the thing. He claimed sometime last year that he's bisexual, and that he's always been. This got swept under the rug pretty quickly because most of it was just grumbling from stans. Well, earlier this month, he did a pretty big 180 and posted his first ever collab with a woman.
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Now, those of you who clicked the spoiler above probably noticed that he seemed very uncomfortable, the two have little chemistry and also that he looks a tad terrified. So naturally, the gay fanbase got upset. Why? Because here's the thing: he built his image on being gay. Hell, just type in "gay" on his Twitter and this is what you get.
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So yeah, naturally there are people accusing his critics of being "biphobic". Well, here's the thing. Would you feel a little insulted if you were a gay guy who had a struggle like his and you related to it, and it turned out that's a sham? Because honestly, I would.

He's gone back to his regularly scheduled gayposting, but honestly, it seems like even he wants to forget this happened.
 

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