Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

It continues to be completely bizarre to me why anybody would spend thousands and thousands of dollars on IVF and do zero reading about child development. It’s like buying a Porsche and then not bothering to read anything about upkeep, except instead of a busted car, you get a broken person.
 
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salt said:
It continues to be completely bizarre to me why anybody would spend thousands and thousands of dollars on IVF and do zero reading about child development. It’s like buying a Porsche and then not bothering to read anything about upkeep, except instead of a busted car, you get a broken person.
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It's Becky in a nutshell. Didn't she spend a bunch on her synagogue membership too? And leaker informed us she never actually goes.

Not sure about Daniel and Jackson but I assume stupidity rather than malice on their part. Daniel comes across as quite arrogant, I can imagine him believing that as long as he doesn't do the wrongs he experienced during childhood everything will be OK. Jackson is a lawyer that can't use google for legal shit and has to ask Twitter, so of course he wouldn't do his research either.
 
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Her hair looks so gross.
 
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"And absolutely no one else." Wow, what a great Christmas spirit, Becky.

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Possibly Hannah's best photo. Actually adorable.

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You can tell Hannah isn't really allowed any kind of free roaming time. There's a huge shelf of games with teeny-tiny little choking hazard pieces right in the room with them, so low that she could start taking them off the shelves without even standing up to do it.

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Shoes!
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Hannah was exhausted from getting two gifts from Becky and one from her grandmother, so Becky says she didn't give any from her parents (this is a lie, we'll see in a minute).

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More "everyone calls my baby fat" from Becky.

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Tag on this gift is "Los Abuelos" though Becky didn't give credit.

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Looks like the grandparents made this kid's first Christmas/Hanukkah nice. Good to see. And even though she was naked in the photo with the menorah, she's got at least two other outfits on, so in the Christmas spirit, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume Hannah just nailed both outfits with food until they couldn't be used and was minutes from bedtime when the diaper photo was snapped.
 
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maybe the relative who supposedly called the baby fat was just grasping to find something, anything to say about the goblin besides "god, she's unfortunate-looking" and settled on "love those chubby little cheeks!" since it was either that or "aw look at her, got ten fingers AND ten toes."
 
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The unhappiest bitch on Earth of course had to find something to be unhappy about on Christnukkah. Agreed with lindsayfan that it was probably just "aww chubby" and Becky chose to stretch it to "MY BABY IS BEING OPPRESSED BY FATPHOBES! ON CHRISTMAS!".

There's a word for this that I can't think of. Something about how Becky despite being surrounded by gifts her whole life still feeling it isn't enough, now she sees Hannah surrounded by gifts and also feels that it isn't enough. Perhaps Becky is going to be one of those pitbull moms who go after teachers and other kids' parents at school if Hannah isn't worshipped.
 
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Becky specifying "Hannah's Christian grandparents" is so bizarre. She really is incapable of seeing people as human beings and not just a collection of oppression points or minuses. Guarantee she's that person who finds a way to crowbar in "my black friend" and "my gay cousin" to everything, thinking it makes her sound oh so worldly and progressive.
 
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Hope she remembers the generosity of all these Christian relatives next time she's rage-posting about how terrible Christians are. I know, 🌈

The Kraut is nearly as bald as Jack - such a good look being extremely dumpy-overweight with long wispy hair cris-crossing his shiny dome. And his body language is interesting in the menorah photo - he looks like a random dude who wandered into a family photo. Jack is, as usual, way more attentive to the Kraut 's kid than he is.
 
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It's Becky in a nutshell. Didn't she spend a bunch on her synagogue membership too? And leaker informed us she never actually goes.

Not sure about Daniel and Jackson but I assume stupidity rather than malice on their part. Daniel comes across as quite arrogant, I can imagine him believing that as long as he doesn't do the wrongs he experienced during childhood everything will be OK. Jackson is a lawyer that can't use google for legal shit and has to ask Twitter, so of course he wouldn't do his research either.
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Bex was pretty open in the weeks before Hannah's birth that they all had done 0 research on how to give birth - hadn't gone to any birthing classes and were winging the whole thing. Bex was too busy using the pregnancy to get nasty sex from a married guy with a pregnancy fetish - that dumped her immediately after the birth.

Jackson and Daniel also both caught covid in the week leading to the birth. Tho Daniel was present for the delivery so I guess he was well enough to attend or something.

In any case none of them seem to have had a thought to read up on how to parent. Bexs philosophy on parenting amounts to "everyone (but me the least) pitches in" and the cucks generally seem to roll with that too.
 
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A related idea would be that she's baiting people into criticizing her for something so that she can go on an indignant tirade in response because that's one of her favorite pastimes. Declare that you do a blatantly wrong thing, especially involving a child, and someone will say it's bad, and you can then clap back with your hodge podge assortment of 20 made up or self inflicted intersectional characteristics that make you untouchable (in your head).
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This is Becky's MO. When called out on her hypocrisy on Twitter, she'll screech about how it's OK for her do {X bad thing] because she is a [Y made up nationality, orientation, or illness]. For example, she's a Jew who brags about hoovering up pork products, but then when Jews on Twitter called her on it, she screeched that it's OK for her because eating pork is a key part of her CUBAN heritage (even though she's only ADOPTED by Cuban people).

I'm sure she constantly checks her Twitter feed in hopes that some internet busybody tells her that she's a bad mom because she spends all day getting high instead of caring for her baby. Then she can flick her bean as she posts about how she NEEDS to get blitzed on weed all day because of her Totally Real And Not Made Up PTSD/Autism/DID/Gender Dysphoria/whatever illness is the new hotness among Munchies.
 
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