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This is good, shame they won't fix it if it ain't broke. If I ever actually end up making my own FanFiction Site, I would use it, but I ain't a coder.
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This is good, shame they won't fix it if it ain't broke. If I ever actually end up making my own FanFiction Site, I would use it, but I ain't a coder.
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Coding isn't the problem. Legally required moderation, hosting issues, people showing up at your house, DDoS attacks, vetting DMCA take-down requests, and getting people to use your site/maintaining uptime are.
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Yeah, I understand why AO3 doesn't institute primary/secondary tag categories. It'd just be a lot of extra work for very little, if any, actual benefit - because they'd be completely unenforceable and subjective, and literally every single user would have a different personal take on what the difference between primary and secondary is. Hell, speaking personally, I don't think I'd be able to keep the difference consistent between my own fics! I also really wouldn't want to see the discourse of people arguing/flaming over at what point a character/ship moves from primary to secondary.
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I think if it’s not important to the plot, it doesn’t need a tag. If someone is reading a mature or explicit rated fic, they don’t need each sex act tagged. It’s a carry over from Tumblr trigger warning hysteria, but then mutated into content warning porn itself. Tagging each & every single thing that will happen in a fic (regardless of rating) is really extraneous in general. A middle ground may be limiting tags by frequency & specificity (to plot.) Then let readers use searches for any specific keywords they might want to read about or avoid. If more writers stuck to only tagging by importance to plot, a lot of this would right itself. Especially for main characters. Anything not covered in the very specific tags could get a quick note in the summary, if absolutely necessary.
ETA: Just upthread, someone mentioned an ensemble tag, that would be so much better than tagging everyone who appears in a fic. Tagging for plot solves this in an overarching sense. More specificity isn’t really the function of a summary, which is what tags are meant to work as. They should give enough information so the reader can decide if they want to read or not, versus being about the author showboating or ego fluffing.
This. Exactly this. This is a better example than “praise kink” because it really shows what I was talking about. Again, if it’s not important to the plot, it really doesn’t need a tag.
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People definitely over tag. It's annoying. They also tag in ways that make it obvious they get their ideas about sex from weird tumblr mutuals who are likely all late bloomer virgins. I've seen "topping from the bottom" on a M/F fic where the girl just rides the dude. Like completely normal hetero sex scenario. I know there is overlap between top and bottom when it comes to BDSM but this wasn't a fic where you could argue it was standing in for dom/sub. It's so tiring and I find it weird they're trying to apply dynamics and stuff from LGB which exist explicitly because they don't fit into straight dynamics but applying that to M/F anyway. Like am I taking crazy pills? They will also look at the characters relationship through sexual dynamics even in fics where it being porn isn't the point. It's so bizarre and pornsick.
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This fic was originally a one-shot, but now has bloomed into a multi-chapter fic. Its title is a reference to that peach-masturbation story 'Call Me By Your Name' (the peach thing is, indeed, real). Viktor is trans (of course) and the author does not want to proofread her porn.
Interesting that Zaunites are so proud. You'd never think they were an oppressed people constantly getting fucked over.
> Slightly too plebeian for an occasion such as this one
Braids are plebian now? Who'da thunkit? My man is out here looking like a Targaryen and it still isn't enough.
Silk isn't cheap. If he's wearing that, he's not that plebian. And if that corset has gold in it or any kind of gold thread, it won't be cheap, either.
In case it hasn't been spelled out, this is basically your Victorian ball gown story where the big, hunky man fucks the woman in a secret room because blah blah blah social conditions blah blah blah. You've seen it already.
> First born daughter's privilege
This made me second-guess it for a moment, because it's later said Viktor and Jayce were adopted, so I went, 'well who was the first daughter'? Turns out it isn't 'thigh fit' Viktor, because he's a Real Man now.
I will always love the not-so-subtle size difference in trans Viktor fics, because they always make Viktor smaller than he actually is. Yes, he is a bit shorter than Jayce, and he is slimmer than Jayce (because of his illness), but he's not so tiny as to be a doll next to him. This just makes me think he's a 5'2 pooner who can't even match his height in six inch heels.
> English isn't her first language
> Refuses to proofread her work
> Only got popular because of the smut
Yeah, that fits.
> Slightly ajar floor
You mean door? If there's a hole in the floor you might wanna fix that.
> Filled with equations he only has the faintest inkling of
> They're not unfamiliar
> Later solves the equation and discovers Jayce is wrong despite the first point
The author just realized she just made Viktor incompetent before realizing he's actually a genius, lmao.
> The corset is starting to dig into his spine
If the corset is tied properly and is made especially for him, it would actually be helpful for his back. Plenty of people wear medical-grade corsets for spinal problems. It's just made that way because this is your basic bitch bodice-ripper fic.
I thought Viktor didn't know what the equations were? Funny how he came to his senses once the author remembered.
> Sight of Jayce towering over him
What is he? Seven feet tall? Of course a Mexican could tower over a pooner, now that I think of it.
Yes, spend days in that uncomfortable corset without eating, drinking, or taking a piss (or shit). But it's just exaggeration; they're there for only a few hours.
> Grace of a toddler
That's...not a very comforting mental image.
> The corset was made for whore houses first
> It was commissioned for Viktor
> Literally form over function
Nice. If those gold chains are real, better save them or else you'll be making someone made for chucking out thousands of dollars worth of gold. You've got gold and ribbons but no whalebone corsets? For shame.
ah, there's that classic 'corsets are not economical and women can't breathe in them' meme. That's a myth; tight lacing was rare. In any case, while historically, men and women wore corsets for support...Viktor wearing one would only highlight his female features. This means that every time someone is ogling him, they're going to clock him as a woman. Corsets really do emphasize the waist, and you can see the sex differences when a male or female model wear them. Rather embarrassing to think about, really.
Gotta have those mastectomy scars, because it ain't a pooner fic without them.
> Leaking for some time now
Interesting, is this Viktor on T or do they only have SRS?
> Viktor's abused cunt
He's only just started fingering you? And you're wet enough so that it doesn't hurt? How would it be abused when it's all ready to go?
> He feels like a slut
OK, I hate this shit. You are not a slut if you are actually enjoying sex with the person you want. Notice how this language is only reserved for WOMEN - men don't give a shit if they think they're slutty or not - that's 'part and parcel' of what they are.
> Fuck my pussy with your big cock? Weren't you born to do just that?
Yes, this is your basic bitch straight sex Victorian smut, albeit you're supposed to pretend this is a man because the author declared them 'trans'. It always goes back to the female desire to have a gentle giant of a man with a huge dick use their - ahem - 'abused pussy'. Eugh.
You had no problem using pussy, now you have to use hole because...it's dysphoric? The author had to have a trigger warning because of 'AFAB language', because our anatomy is offensive again (hint: it always has been).
Of course, Jayce here is the Hispanic Hog Man and he's got such a big dick there's a belly bulge, and Viktor can 100% take it because that pussy is ~magic~.
> Peace he refuses to concede
You mean pace? Because yeah, you're writing the smut, but I ain't feeling it. They're just oh-oh-oh'ing and ah-ah-ah'ing and there's some mention of slapping skin. But hey! A belly bulge!
> Surely kissing his cervix now
If he has a belly bulge, that means it was already near that area. For a fic with that tag and an emphasis on how big Jayce's penis is, I just have to laugh at how it's all going into this tiny pooner.
> You are wet for me at the thought of it
Eh? Is his dick leaking like a faucet?
> I'm going to cum, gods, cumming
Yeah that's one way to wrap up a belly bulge sex scene. Really emphasizing the smut by...just writing the size difference and not going into it. K, then.
That vagina sure is a heavy worker if it managed to take Jayce the Hispanic Hog - and his first time, too! Don't worry guys, it's just gay sex. You just forget which one is the actual female because it's not as if there are so many clues leading to that, oh no. It's GAY SEX DAMMIT, HAVE THAT BELLY BULGE
Wow, that's quite a way to open a conversation, eh? You'll notice that the way these characters speak is inorganic as hell; one might say they talk like NPCs.
> He has to look up to look him in the eyes
How tall is Jayce? 6'7? Or is Viktor that small and is only 5'2?
> His dreams have always been about improving, chasing, bettering
Huh, I would've never known if it hadn't been for the author declaring that fact. I would've guessed he was a bit slow since he didn't grasp complex equations before suddenly realizing he could.
It had a fire hydrant sized dick, if you must know. No knot this time around.
"Wow, bro"
Indeed, that's an incredible statement to make.
> Is this about sex?
> It is not about sex
Yeah, it's about sex, homie.
It was written earlier that the cravat wasn't big enough to cover Viktor's bruise. Now it's not only big enough to do that, but long enough to serve as a belt. Why was he worried about his bite mark being discovered when he could've just wrapped it around his neck like a scarf? Cravats usually aren't that long, anyways.
The author may think this dialogue is witty, but it comes off really, really flat. Like they're talking AT each other, not TO each other. A consequence of ESL or laziness? You decide.
> They are nice together
Too bad you talk like NPCs. Can you talk like normal people?
> If Jayce were to marry and have children
Funny, that! He happens to find a 'real man' with a functioning uterus and vagina that can do just that! We gotta have the Mpreg tag in there sooner or later!
> Level headed person
> Is immediately brought to his knees by a big burly man with big muscles who treated him nicely
Hmm yes, very level headed.
Ah, there are those child-birthing hips!
> "You like seeing me in your clothes"
> Already stated that he's wearing his clothes
Ho hum.
> If Jayce was a dog he would hump his leg
He'd also get animal control called on him (I am calling animal control)
Ah, there's the Rapunzel pubes! Never a pooner fic without 'em! And of course we have 'little cock' used as if the 'AFAB language' triggered too many people in the first chapter, so we have to course correct even harder. That 'cock' sure would be tiny against Jayce's Hispanic Hog; like comparing a TicTac to a German sausage.
A pen won't work for that kind of dick. Might I suggest a Sharpie? You can draw faces and maps and all the equations you've suddenly acquired a knack for.
I've said it in the earlier chapters, but for a smut scene, the intensity of it just isn't there. It just happens and you can sit there absolutely straight-faced and not feel a thing. She writes that Viktor is getting 'fucked brutally', and that's it. No other details are added to drive the point home, and the belly bulge thing is already getting repetitive. The sex dialogue just makes it seem like it belongs in American Pie.
Imagine that: you have a smut scene that more resembles a hentai fetish than anything else. Is Jayce's dick a fire hydrant now, working like a horse's regarding the copious amounts of semen it produces? If his penis is big enough to be hitting that cervix, better hope that trans man anatomy saves the day because that shit is gonna be bruised and Jayce wasn't exactly gentle. It amazes me how little pooners know about their own female anatomy; yes, you can stimulate the cervix - gently! It takes an experienced lover to do it. Women have gone to the ER when their boyfriends have hit it too hard.
But I suppose pooners in fiction really do have that ~Pussy Power~ that grants them invincibility like it's a cheat code.
This author has two more chapters planned, so when they go up I'll review them.
Interesting that Zaunites are so proud. You'd never think they were an oppressed people constantly getting fucked over.
> Slightly too plebeian for an occasion such as this one
Braids are plebian now? Who'da thunkit? My man is out here looking like a Targaryen and it still isn't enough.
Silk isn't cheap. If he's wearing that, he's not that plebian. And if that corset has gold in it or any kind of gold thread, it won't be cheap, either.
In case it hasn't been spelled out, this is basically your Victorian ball gown story where the big, hunky man fucks the woman in a secret room because blah blah blah social conditions blah blah blah. You've seen it already.
> First born daughter's privilege
This made me second-guess it for a moment, because it's later said Viktor and Jayce were adopted, so I went, 'well who was the first daughter'? Turns out it isn't 'thigh fit' Viktor, because he's a Real Man now.
I will always love the not-so-subtle size difference in trans Viktor fics, because they always make Viktor smaller than he actually is. Yes, he is a bit shorter than Jayce, and he is slimmer than Jayce (because of his illness), but he's not so tiny as to be a doll next to him. This just makes me think he's a 5'2 pooner who can't even match his height in six inch heels.
> English isn't her first language
> Refuses to proofread her work
> Only got popular because of the smut
Yeah, that fits.
> Slightly ajar floor
You mean door? If there's a hole in the floor you might wanna fix that.
> Filled with equations he only has the faintest inkling of
> They're not unfamiliar
> Later solves the equation and discovers Jayce is wrong despite the first point
The author just realized she just made Viktor incompetent before realizing he's actually a genius, lmao.
> The corset is starting to dig into his spine
If the corset is tied properly and is made especially for him, it would actually be helpful for his back. Plenty of people wear medical-grade corsets for spinal problems. It's just made that way because this is your basic bitch bodice-ripper fic.
I thought Viktor didn't know what the equations were? Funny how he came to his senses once the author remembered.
> Sight of Jayce towering over him
What is he? Seven feet tall? Of course a Mexican could tower over a pooner, now that I think of it.
Yes, spend days in that uncomfortable corset without eating, drinking, or taking a piss (or shit). But it's just exaggeration; they're there for only a few hours.
> Grace of a toddler
That's...not a very comforting mental image.
> The corset was made for whore houses first
> It was commissioned for Viktor
> Literally form over function
Nice. If those gold chains are real, better save them or else you'll be making someone made for chucking out thousands of dollars worth of gold. You've got gold and ribbons but no whalebone corsets? For shame.
ah, there's that classic 'corsets are not economical and women can't breathe in them' meme. That's a myth; tight lacing was rare. In any case, while historically, men and women wore corsets for support...Viktor wearing one would only highlight his female features. This means that every time someone is ogling him, they're going to clock him as a woman. Corsets really do emphasize the waist, and you can see the sex differences when a male or female model wear them. Rather embarrassing to think about, really.
Gotta have those mastectomy scars, because it ain't a pooner fic without them.
> Leaking for some time now
Interesting, is this Viktor on T or do they only have SRS?
> Viktor's abused cunt
He's only just started fingering you? And you're wet enough so that it doesn't hurt? How would it be abused when it's all ready to go?
> He feels like a slut
OK, I hate this shit. You are not a slut if you are actually enjoying sex with the person you want. Notice how this language is only reserved for WOMEN - men don't give a shit if they think they're slutty or not - that's 'part and parcel' of what they are.
> Fuck my pussy with your big cock? Weren't you born to do just that?
Yes, this is your basic bitch straight sex Victorian smut, albeit you're supposed to pretend this is a man because the author declared them 'trans'. It always goes back to the female desire to have a gentle giant of a man with a huge dick use their - ahem - 'abused pussy'. Eugh.
You had no problem using pussy, now you have to use hole because...it's dysphoric? The author had to have a trigger warning because of 'AFAB language', because our anatomy is offensive again (hint: it always has been).
Of course, Jayce here is the Hispanic Hog Man and he's got such a big dick there's a belly bulge, and Viktor can 100% take it because that pussy is ~magic~.
> Peace he refuses to concede
You mean pace? Because yeah, you're writing the smut, but I ain't feeling it. They're just oh-oh-oh'ing and ah-ah-ah'ing and there's some mention of slapping skin. But hey! A belly bulge!
> Surely kissing his cervix now
If he has a belly bulge, that means it was already near that area. For a fic with that tag and an emphasis on how big Jayce's penis is, I just have to laugh at how it's all going into this tiny pooner.
> You are wet for me at the thought of it
Eh? Is his dick leaking like a faucet?
> I'm going to cum, gods, cumming
Yeah that's one way to wrap up a belly bulge sex scene. Really emphasizing the smut by...just writing the size difference and not going into it. K, then.
That vagina sure is a heavy worker if it managed to take Jayce the Hispanic Hog - and his first time, too! Don't worry guys, it's just gay sex. You just forget which one is the actual female because it's not as if there are so many clues leading to that, oh no. It's GAY SEX DAMMIT, HAVE THAT BELLY BULGE
Wow, that's quite a way to open a conversation, eh? You'll notice that the way these characters speak is inorganic as hell; one might say they talk like NPCs.
> He has to look up to look him in the eyes
How tall is Jayce? 6'7? Or is Viktor that small and is only 5'2?
> His dreams have always been about improving, chasing, bettering
Huh, I would've never known if it hadn't been for the author declaring that fact. I would've guessed he was a bit slow since he didn't grasp complex equations before suddenly realizing he could.
It had a fire hydrant sized dick, if you must know. No knot this time around.
"Wow, bro"
Indeed, that's an incredible statement to make.
> Is this about sex?
> It is not about sex
Yeah, it's about sex, homie.
It was written earlier that the cravat wasn't big enough to cover Viktor's bruise. Now it's not only big enough to do that, but long enough to serve as a belt. Why was he worried about his bite mark being discovered when he could've just wrapped it around his neck like a scarf? Cravats usually aren't that long, anyways.
The author may think this dialogue is witty, but it comes off really, really flat. Like they're talking AT each other, not TO each other. A consequence of ESL or laziness? You decide.
> They are nice together
Too bad you talk like NPCs. Can you talk like normal people?
> If Jayce were to marry and have children
Funny, that! He happens to find a 'real man' with a functioning uterus and vagina that can do just that! We gotta have the Mpreg tag in there sooner or later!
> Level headed person
> Is immediately brought to his knees by a big burly man with big muscles who treated him nicely
Hmm yes, very level headed.
Ah, there are those child-birthing hips!
> "You like seeing me in your clothes"
> Already stated that he's wearing his clothes
Ho hum.
> If Jayce was a dog he would hump his leg
He'd also get animal control called on him (I am calling animal control)
Ah, there's the Rapunzel pubes! Never a pooner fic without 'em! And of course we have 'little cock' used as if the 'AFAB language' triggered too many people in the first chapter, so we have to course correct even harder. That 'cock' sure would be tiny against Jayce's Hispanic Hog; like comparing a TicTac to a German sausage.
A pen won't work for that kind of dick. Might I suggest a Sharpie? You can draw faces and maps and all the equations you've suddenly acquired a knack for.
I've said it in the earlier chapters, but for a smut scene, the intensity of it just isn't there. It just happens and you can sit there absolutely straight-faced and not feel a thing. She writes that Viktor is getting 'fucked brutally', and that's it. No other details are added to drive the point home, and the belly bulge thing is already getting repetitive. The sex dialogue just makes it seem like it belongs in American Pie.
Imagine that: you have a smut scene that more resembles a hentai fetish than anything else. Is Jayce's dick a fire hydrant now, working like a horse's regarding the copious amounts of semen it produces? If his penis is big enough to be hitting that cervix, better hope that trans man anatomy saves the day because that shit is gonna be bruised and Jayce wasn't exactly gentle. It amazes me how little pooners know about their own female anatomy; yes, you can stimulate the cervix - gently! It takes an experienced lover to do it. Women have gone to the ER when their boyfriends have hit it too hard.
But I suppose pooners in fiction really do have that ~Pussy Power~ that grants them invincibility like it's a cheat code.
This author has two more chapters planned, so when they go up I'll review them.
Yeah, I noticed this with Arcane. The Jayce/Viktor tag is absolutely bloated; if you click the tag, you get 7000 fics (as of this writing, it has had explosive growth since the second season came out), but a lot of are multi-ships with them not being the main pairing/included with other pairings. F/F includes CaitVi with their pairing as a secondary or tertiary pairing, and the same applies to Ekko/Jinx with the M/F tag. The trans Viktor tag is almost 900 fics and is a fandom of its own; separating that gives you, currently, 4845 works with them being the main pairing, with them both being fully male. I noticed this with Ghost/Soap as well; the M/F in that section includes them along with a Reader pairing.
Reader fics have grown on me over the years and I like them - but the Y/N does irk me. It's just better when 'you' is just used and details about the reader's life are something you can relate to. Some of them are very, very good. One of my favourites was an Elden Ring one and I still love it.
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In defense of smut fics that tag every single individual sex act: I think that this is the one place (aside from genuinely upsetting content [not twitter meme triggers that only shut-ins get upset about]) where "over"tagging actually makes sense. With a smut fic you could and perhaps even most likely have readers who are trying to scratch an itch for a specific thing. If there's someone out there who's really in the mood for, idk, Draco/Harry oral sex, then they're going to be grateful that your Draco/Harry fic is tagged with "oral sex" even though the actual part where that specifically happens is relatively short compared to the rest of the fic. This is especially true if it's a ship that's popular enough to have more than like 5 pages in its tag - after a certain point, there's just too many smutfics for you to go through and check out all of them in the hopes of finding your specific craving.
(I say this because I recently wanted to read a certain specific fic that had a certain very specific sex act in it, but couldn't find it because I couldn't remember much else in it besides the pairing and the sex act - which wasn't tagged. Ultimately I did end up finding it, though it turned out that my problem was that I thought it was a standalone oneshot when it was actually a chapter in a larger fic. Still, I would have realized that sooner if the specific, unusual sex act in question had had a tag for it, despite its relatively minor inclusion.)
I don't think "tags as advertising" is bad. Sure, tags are basically a way to summarize your fic... but why summarize at all if you don't want to draw in readers? If it's overtagged to the point where it's spoiling the plot, the tags are misused, or there are a lot of irrelevant tumblr-esque commentary/joke tags, then yeah, I understand complaining, but aside from that - I just don't see the point at being annoyed that a summary field meant to state what happens in fic is stating what's happening in the fic. And I'd rather have an overeager author tagging for something that appears in three lines out of 50000 words than to leave off tagging something I'd actually want to read... or want to avoid. *coughs*trans characters*coughs*
(I say this because I recently wanted to read a certain specific fic that had a certain very specific sex act in it, but couldn't find it because I couldn't remember much else in it besides the pairing and the sex act - which wasn't tagged. Ultimately I did end up finding it, though it turned out that my problem was that I thought it was a standalone oneshot when it was actually a chapter in a larger fic. Still, I would have realized that sooner if the specific, unusual sex act in question had had a tag for it, despite its relatively minor inclusion.)
I don't think "tags as advertising" is bad. Sure, tags are basically a way to summarize your fic... but why summarize at all if you don't want to draw in readers? If it's overtagged to the point where it's spoiling the plot, the tags are misused, or there are a lot of irrelevant tumblr-esque commentary/joke tags, then yeah, I understand complaining, but aside from that - I just don't see the point at being annoyed that a summary field meant to state what happens in fic is stating what's happening in the fic. And I'd rather have an overeager author tagging for something that appears in three lines out of 50000 words than to leave off tagging something I'd actually want to read... or want to avoid. *coughs*trans characters*coughs*
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I just wish we could block tags without having to use an in-browser extension. I want to never see transwashing, omegaverse or any of the other gross hardcore kinks that disgust me again. But no, the site is apparently adamant to make me hate the majority of people engaging in fandom.
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I just want to set a default language, while it's vaguely amusing to see "𒅴𒂠" as an option, I'll never read anything written in it so just let me set English as the default and exclude all other languages unless I explicitly request them. Having a default tag block list would be nice, but I imagine the second one appears some tranny/pooner will screech about censorship and resulting pants shitting panic on tumblr/reddit will cause damage to the archive, much like most changes or site issues.
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AO3 can't do much at all without a bunch of panic, including people stopping uploads and pulling down content. If you understand them as an archival service, preventing that kind of thing is one of their top priorities.
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"Archive" is in the name.
Ironically, allowing users to curate an in-house blocklist wouldn't actually make sense as a claim of censorship (the content still exists and is easily accessible to anyone who doesn't specifically add it to a blocklist) (I assume that, should such a feature come to AO3 in the future, the default blocklist would have nothing on it at all)... and the sort of the people who would complain about such a thing would be the sort of people who actually demand censorship of things that they don't like, like random shit that they perceive as racist or male gazey or whatever. What I'm saying is that if AO3 gives us a native blocklist then some people are going to be very, very pressed that readers can filter out tranny fics without a browser extension.
And then they would probably just stop tagging the tranny fics. Remember, the only thing you're required to tag on AO3 is your archive warnings (major character death, graphic violence, rape, underage sex), and you don't even have to do that if you instead select the "Chose not to use archive warnings" tag. Literally every other tag is enforced only by social convention. Failing to tag tranny shit is not and will never be against site rules - and asking an author in the comments if they could tag that nonsense, no matter how politely you put it, is just going to end up with hot diarrhea being rained on you by twitter woketards the second they realize that "You should tag this because it might trigger someone's dysophoria!" is just a made-up excuse.
The relatively obscure nature of the browser extension blacklists might be only thing keeping the tranny fic authors more or less in line. Right now, they tag because they think it will make people want to read the fic, not to warn away people who wouldn't want to read it. Having an official blacklist function would force the latter into focus.
Hopefully, by the time AO3 gets around to implementing this feature (I have no idea if they have any plans to, it just seems like a sensible move, but AO3 as a service updates very slowly since 99% of their focus is just on archiving) this particular social zeitgeist will have cooled off.
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I'm honestly glad that tranny-authors are autistically tagging their stuff—it makes it a lot easier to avoid. 
It's just somehow funny how I don't really mind gender-bending or 'futanari' in fanfics (not something I'm actively seeking out; I just stumbled upon a handful of tolerable ones), but trannies have just such a way of writing things and choosing topics for their stories that always leaves me with a sickly and disgusted feeling in my stomach. Way too many scent/body hair/piss/violence kinks for me. Blergh.
Adding to all of this, I also don't want to read a horrible self-insert fanfic under the reader-tag.
"Rape", "Assault", "Torture", "Ghost has a breeding kink" - those people ain't alright.
It's just somehow funny how I don't really mind gender-bending or 'futanari' in fanfics (not something I'm actively seeking out; I just stumbled upon a handful of tolerable ones), but trannies have just such a way of writing things and choosing topics for their stories that always leaves me with a sickly and disgusted feeling in my stomach. Way too many scent/body hair/piss/violence kinks for me. Blergh.
Oh, same. I'm not a fan of y/n, and not a fan of other abbreviation-abominations like that. I came across 'y/e/c' (your eye colour) or 'y/s/c' (your skin colour). Like, who the fuck cares? If I want to imagine myself getting railed by [insert whatever character here], I honestly don't need the fanfic to remind me what hair/skin colour I have or what my name is. A simple "he grabbed your hair" and "he moaned your name" totally suffices, thank you very much.
Adding to all of this, I also don't want to read a horrible self-insert fanfic under the reader-tag.
"Rape", "Assault", "Torture", "Ghost has a breeding kink" - those people ain't alright.
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I honestly think I'm more concerned about 1.6k words in 6 chapters... that's less than 300 words per chapter... genuinely how the fuck are you even communicating any kind of storyline at that point
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I'm honestly glad that tranny-authors are autistically tagging their stuff—it makes it a lot easier to avoid.
It's just somehow funny how I don't really mind gender-bending or 'futanari' in fanfics (not something I'm actively seeking out; I just stumbled upon a handful of tolerable ones), but trannies have just such a way of writing things and choosing topics for their stories that always leaves me with a sickly and disgusted feeling in my stomach. Way too many scent/body hair/piss/violence kinks for me. Blergh.
Oh, same. I'm not a fan of y/n, and not a fan of other abbreviation-abominations like that. I came across 'y/e/c' (your eye colour) or 'y/s/c' (your skin colour). Like, who the fuck cares? If I want to imagine myself getting railed by [insert whatever character here], I honestly don't need the fanfic to remind me what hair/skin colour I have or what my name is. A simple "he grabbed your hair" and "he moaned your name" totally suffices, thank you very much.
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Adding to all of this, I also don't want to read a horrible self-insert fanfic under the reader-tag.
"Rape", "Assault", "Torture", "Ghost has a breeding kink" - those people ain't alright.
Most of the time, the authors kin/identify as the characters in the fic. And specifically certain ships. Which is what half these Call of Duty and Arcane shit are, self indulgent Authors who identify as Ghost or Jay?
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As my gift for Christmas Eve, here's an 'Mpreg' fic that uses the miracles of the female reproductive system - with ancient mythology references!
> Air was strange but breathable
Strange in what way? It helps no one if you're vague about it. If this is a new world, what is so special about the air? Is it denser? Does it smell different? is the world warmer or colder? Details like this help.
> Desert land
> There are forests everywhere
She meant 'deserted land' but she didn't proofread her work hard enough.
> Our past mistakes don't define who you are
Well when you try to mass eugenics against people's will AND try to end the world, I'd dare say that defines who you are.
Do they have sabertooths in Runeterra? If so, then they should know what it is (at least Jayce should know). If not, how would they know the concept of a sabertooth?
> he turned the dead corpse into a tree
This magical fuckery is going to get really weird and you'll see why.
> She had her breasts wet. She's lactating but we saw no baby
And Viktor is confused about this even though this means the woman just lost her baby. Hell I don't even know if the author is aware that that happens.
> Doesn't want any dispute
> Creates civilization among a primitive people, immediately making them more superior than all others, which would inevitably mean conquest and militarization
> Is unaware that this is how humans literally formed nation states
Kek
So, Viktor teaches them their language, science, and agriculture...and these people don't do anything with it. They later go on to beg Viktor to magically grow their crops again because the retards never learned how to maintain them Zimbabwe style, and have to lean on 'gods' to give them everything they want. Peak storytelling.
And then everyone clapped, the cliché. They don't even know how their marriage vows work and still don't understand their language, but they're going to see a public proposal and throw a party over it. Makes total sense.
> Moaned clumsily at a high pitch
Are you Mozart from the movie 'Mozart'? Because he used to do that.
> It's my first time doing this with a penis
Ohhhh boy, just want until you see this Out and Proud Gay Man's reaction.
That's right: Jayce doesn't have to struggle with 'internalized homophobia' or how he's going to have anal sex in a world without antibiotics. Viktor has a vagina! And he's deadnamed and correctly sexed when Jayce calls him a 'goddess'! You gotta love it.
> Jayce's big tool
Mmm yes, look at this big wrench here, perfect for fixing some screws mmmm yeah
> Is a virgin
> Vagina is described as a 'big tight and wet'
Wow. If this isn't ESL, this girl has no grasp on English. This is at a 'so bad it's funny' level.
> Your pussy is so, so wet now
Yes, and that foreplay made me yawn. Doesn't help that this dumbass correctly sexed Viktor by calling him a goddess and we're to pretend he's a man, lmao
Ah, there's that belly bulge...inside his goddess. Nice misgendering there!
I thought you gave these people languages, science and technology? And yet you mean to tell me they cannot grow or manage their own food, have their own fertilizer, build their own greenhouses, or do any kind of food storage and still remain stuck in the Stone Age? Imagine that. Literally lower than Zimbabweans after the white farmers left. AND it's a white man doing it, look at that.
Ugh, she had to quote that shitty line from the show. No, there are no 'dreams of endless solitude here', you created an agricultural revolution and you know what that means? Humans are now going to be more pastoral and create nation-states, and they are going to want more land, resources and women. Congrats: instead of creating peace on Earth, you created a warlike nation that'll end up like Genghis Khan with fertilizer.
> Rarely, of wood
Jayce taught them construction, and they are surrounded by forests. The fuck are they making their homes with? Are they still living in mud huts? Imagine you, as 'gods' living in a cabin while your 'enlightened people' can't even carve wood.
They can't carve wood, but they magically got marble. Make it make sense. Working with marble implies a sense of wealth and industrialism, because you have to dig for that marble first. This dumb bitch never mentioned any mines.
> Amazed by Viktor's big belly
> Goes to an all-female ward to give birth, attended by priestesses
> Author still insists Viktor is a True and Honest Man
You really have to fucking laugh. Girl is so tone deaf she couldn't hear you even if you blared Def Jam in her ears.
Of course the priestesses got bullied by the actual male. There's a subtle implication there we aren't getting. Oh, and that reminds me: these people have HOSPITALS, but they can't carve wood because...? But they can make a hospital out of stone and glass? The fuck?
Some of these trans authors really need to go read some history before they start injecting it into their dumb fics. Some of us are indeed smart enough to notice the (lack of) details.
This one has Jayce as the trans man, from an author who is a 'trans Viktor truther'.
> Is sure his partner is somewhere
> Isn't sure at all, actually
> lel le quirky
Honestly sounds like le quirky autistic enby you see on TikTok, but that's just me.
Wearing your councilor's uniform in Zaun, where you are hated and people threw molotovs at you, is a terrible, terrible idea. 'But the past is the past', right? You expect people to just forget who you are and go on your merry way? Think again.
> Repeatedly says he cannot live without his partner
> Comes off as less than romantic than pure obsession and a lack of will to live
> Viktor later says he's tired of dealing with these emotional outbursts
Huh, almost like she's writing about a BPD pooner here...
Wow, these people are emotional clusterfucks. Do they need some Xanax? Maybe a glass of wine to go with it?
> Slender waist
> Complain about awkwardness
> Has sensitive scars from the zippertit procedure (but the nipples work just fine and haven't rotted off)
> Is somewhat toned despite the muscles looking completely different on a female body
Sounds like your typical 'le heckin relatable' pooner character self-insert. From a trans author.
> Acted surprised when Viktor admitted his feelings for him
> Always yearned for that kind of touch
??? Make up your mind already.
> Grinds his knee against that 'soaking wet cunt'
> Wonders if it's wet, but hazards a guess despite rubbing against it
Schrodinger's wetness.
> Small dick
Compared to Viktor's natal male dick? Hell yeah. Always funny to read pooners compared their roid clits to natal male penises, and then act as if their size wouldn't be an utter embarrassment if a man was 'endowed' like that. They're totally fucking your mothers with that.
> Tight hole
Ah, here we go again with the utter refusal to use the word 'vagina'. It really is a dirty word for them; it's like speaking Voldemort's name.
Nothing sexier than a hole, any hole, like it's a whack-a-mole.
And don't you just love this sex dialogue? Are you really getting in the moment? Or do you think you're watching mall Santas fight?
> ravaged hole
What, did you experience a fight with P. Diddy? Calm down, it's not that bad - and we don't even know how big that Hexcock is! Clearly no belly bulge; that's for Hispanic Hog Jayce only.
> His cum spilling out of his thoroughly fucked cunt
if you can use 'cunt', you don't need to use 'hole'. You don't get to pick and choose which terms for female anatomy get to offend you or not. Either some do, or they all do.
> Says he cannot live without Viktor
> Cries every five minutes
> Only shuts up with a jaw-dropping dicking down
What, did he become Bella Swan all of a sudden? And here I thought S2's ending had a better 'love story' than Twilight. Clearly this lil dood needs a box of tissues, some Ferrero Roches, a nice mug of hot chocolate and a little diary to talk about his day. Poor lil thing. Don't worry, dood, we all want to get dicked down by pretty Viktor. Difference is, some of us won't be crying every five minutes - because that's just a nasty female stereotype. Which all pooners seem to confirm in the worst ways, ironically.
If you thought Trans Viktor was bad...yes, there are fics where Vi, who is female, has a 'girl cock'.
When I say ABO is weird...it's fucking weird, bro.
> Air was strange but breathable
Strange in what way? It helps no one if you're vague about it. If this is a new world, what is so special about the air? Is it denser? Does it smell different? is the world warmer or colder? Details like this help.
> Desert land
> There are forests everywhere
She meant 'deserted land' but she didn't proofread her work hard enough.
> Our past mistakes don't define who you are
Well when you try to mass eugenics against people's will AND try to end the world, I'd dare say that defines who you are.
Do they have sabertooths in Runeterra? If so, then they should know what it is (at least Jayce should know). If not, how would they know the concept of a sabertooth?
> he turned the dead corpse into a tree
This magical fuckery is going to get really weird and you'll see why.
> She had her breasts wet. She's lactating but we saw no baby
And Viktor is confused about this even though this means the woman just lost her baby. Hell I don't even know if the author is aware that that happens.
> Doesn't want any dispute
> Creates civilization among a primitive people, immediately making them more superior than all others, which would inevitably mean conquest and militarization
> Is unaware that this is how humans literally formed nation states
Kek
So, Viktor teaches them their language, science, and agriculture...and these people don't do anything with it. They later go on to beg Viktor to magically grow their crops again because the retards never learned how to maintain them Zimbabwe style, and have to lean on 'gods' to give them everything they want. Peak storytelling.
And then everyone clapped, the cliché. They don't even know how their marriage vows work and still don't understand their language, but they're going to see a public proposal and throw a party over it. Makes total sense.
> Moaned clumsily at a high pitch
Are you Mozart from the movie 'Mozart'? Because he used to do that.
> It's my first time doing this with a penis
Ohhhh boy, just want until you see this Out and Proud Gay Man's reaction.
That's right: Jayce doesn't have to struggle with 'internalized homophobia' or how he's going to have anal sex in a world without antibiotics. Viktor has a vagina! And he's deadnamed and correctly sexed when Jayce calls him a 'goddess'! You gotta love it.
> Jayce's big tool
Mmm yes, look at this big wrench here, perfect for fixing some screws mmmm yeah
> Is a virgin
> Vagina is described as a 'big tight and wet'
Wow. If this isn't ESL, this girl has no grasp on English. This is at a 'so bad it's funny' level.
> Your pussy is so, so wet now
Yes, and that foreplay made me yawn. Doesn't help that this dumbass correctly sexed Viktor by calling him a goddess and we're to pretend he's a man, lmao
Ah, there's that belly bulge...inside his goddess. Nice misgendering there!
I thought you gave these people languages, science and technology? And yet you mean to tell me they cannot grow or manage their own food, have their own fertilizer, build their own greenhouses, or do any kind of food storage and still remain stuck in the Stone Age? Imagine that. Literally lower than Zimbabweans after the white farmers left. AND it's a white man doing it, look at that.
Ugh, she had to quote that shitty line from the show. No, there are no 'dreams of endless solitude here', you created an agricultural revolution and you know what that means? Humans are now going to be more pastoral and create nation-states, and they are going to want more land, resources and women. Congrats: instead of creating peace on Earth, you created a warlike nation that'll end up like Genghis Khan with fertilizer.
> Rarely, of wood
Jayce taught them construction, and they are surrounded by forests. The fuck are they making their homes with? Are they still living in mud huts? Imagine you, as 'gods' living in a cabin while your 'enlightened people' can't even carve wood.
They can't carve wood, but they magically got marble. Make it make sense. Working with marble implies a sense of wealth and industrialism, because you have to dig for that marble first. This dumb bitch never mentioned any mines.
> Amazed by Viktor's big belly
> Goes to an all-female ward to give birth, attended by priestesses
> Author still insists Viktor is a True and Honest Man
You really have to fucking laugh. Girl is so tone deaf she couldn't hear you even if you blared Def Jam in her ears.
Of course the priestesses got bullied by the actual male. There's a subtle implication there we aren't getting. Oh, and that reminds me: these people have HOSPITALS, but they can't carve wood because...? But they can make a hospital out of stone and glass? The fuck?
Some of these trans authors really need to go read some history before they start injecting it into their dumb fics. Some of us are indeed smart enough to notice the (lack of) details.
This one has Jayce as the trans man, from an author who is a 'trans Viktor truther'.
> Is sure his partner is somewhere
> Isn't sure at all, actually
> lel le quirky
Honestly sounds like le quirky autistic enby you see on TikTok, but that's just me.
Wearing your councilor's uniform in Zaun, where you are hated and people threw molotovs at you, is a terrible, terrible idea. 'But the past is the past', right? You expect people to just forget who you are and go on your merry way? Think again.
> Repeatedly says he cannot live without his partner
> Comes off as less than romantic than pure obsession and a lack of will to live
> Viktor later says he's tired of dealing with these emotional outbursts
Huh, almost like she's writing about a BPD pooner here...
Wow, these people are emotional clusterfucks. Do they need some Xanax? Maybe a glass of wine to go with it?
> Slender waist
> Complain about awkwardness
> Has sensitive scars from the zippertit procedure (but the nipples work just fine and haven't rotted off)
> Is somewhat toned despite the muscles looking completely different on a female body
Sounds like your typical 'le heckin relatable' pooner character self-insert. From a trans author.
> Acted surprised when Viktor admitted his feelings for him
> Always yearned for that kind of touch
??? Make up your mind already.
> Grinds his knee against that 'soaking wet cunt'
> Wonders if it's wet, but hazards a guess despite rubbing against it
Schrodinger's wetness.
> Small dick
Compared to Viktor's natal male dick? Hell yeah. Always funny to read pooners compared their roid clits to natal male penises, and then act as if their size wouldn't be an utter embarrassment if a man was 'endowed' like that. They're totally fucking your mothers with that.
> Tight hole
Ah, here we go again with the utter refusal to use the word 'vagina'. It really is a dirty word for them; it's like speaking Voldemort's name.
Nothing sexier than a hole, any hole, like it's a whack-a-mole.
And don't you just love this sex dialogue? Are you really getting in the moment? Or do you think you're watching mall Santas fight?
> ravaged hole
What, did you experience a fight with P. Diddy? Calm down, it's not that bad - and we don't even know how big that Hexcock is! Clearly no belly bulge; that's for Hispanic Hog Jayce only.
> His cum spilling out of his thoroughly fucked cunt
if you can use 'cunt', you don't need to use 'hole'. You don't get to pick and choose which terms for female anatomy get to offend you or not. Either some do, or they all do.
> Says he cannot live without Viktor
> Cries every five minutes
> Only shuts up with a jaw-dropping dicking down
What, did he become Bella Swan all of a sudden? And here I thought S2's ending had a better 'love story' than Twilight. Clearly this lil dood needs a box of tissues, some Ferrero Roches, a nice mug of hot chocolate and a little diary to talk about his day. Poor lil thing. Don't worry, dood, we all want to get dicked down by pretty Viktor. Difference is, some of us won't be crying every five minutes - because that's just a nasty female stereotype. Which all pooners seem to confirm in the worst ways, ironically.
If you thought Trans Viktor was bad...yes, there are fics where Vi, who is female, has a 'girl cock'.
When I say ABO is weird...it's fucking weird, bro.
There have been some trans Viktor fics I liked because they managed to keep most aspects of the character intact, had an interesting story where you could gloss over the fact that the character is a pooner, or utilized his new Hexcore body with...shall we say variations on his anatomy that works rather well. But the vast majority are just retarded and written by the most smug-filled pieces of shit you'll encounter, who genuinely think female anatomy is a bad word and that their characters are True and Honest Gay Men having Gay Sex when it's just your basic bitch heterosexual sex. When I say they fulfill the tradwife stereotype...they do. They're worse than Pearl fucking Davis.I'm honestly glad that tranny-authors are autistically tagging their stuff—it makes it a lot easier to avoid.
It's just somehow funny how I don't really mind gender-bending or 'futanari' in fanfics (not something I'm actively seeking out; I just stumbled upon a handful of tolerable ones), but trannies have just such a way of writing things and choosing topics for their stories that always leaves me with a sickly and disgusted feeling in my stomach. Way too many scent/body hair/piss/violence kinks for me. Blergh.
Yeah, I've seen a few ficlets pop up in the JayVik tag...and a lot of them barely have a story, let alone enough time to get a premise across. So many I just skim over because nothing fucking happens. And I've read really good smut that happens in 2.5k words or less. They're just 'plopping out ideas' or taking up space, literally.
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Merry (late) Christmas, fuckers.
Here, have this (disgusting) Daredevil fic i found on AO3 where Matt gets kidnapped by human sex traffickers and is degraded, feminized, and reduced to a living, breathing fucktoy.
Christ, what is with AO3 freaks and their tendencies to fetishize actual crimes and traumatic events that have mentally (and often physically) scarred THOUSANDS of innocent people??.
Here, have this (disgusting) Daredevil fic i found on AO3 where Matt gets kidnapped by human sex traffickers and is degraded, feminized, and reduced to a living, breathing fucktoy.
Christ, what is with AO3 freaks and their tendencies to fetishize actual crimes and traumatic events that have mentally (and often physically) scarred THOUSANDS of innocent people??.
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The Bible verse quoted at the top is truly sacrilegious and vile
Matthew 26:39 - "And he went a little further, and fell on his face, and prayed, saying, O my Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me: nevertheless not as I will, but as thou wilt".
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Making daredevil catholic was a mistake, honestly.
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Surprisingly, this is not a trans Viktor fic, but it is an ABO one where he has a vagina anyways. Author describes it as akin to 'someone dropping a bottle of cologne'. Lots of screenshots because this fic is spaced out pretty wide.
I wasn't joking about the cologne line. ABO fics have a weird obsession with scent, and it makes me think they all smell like a teenage boy's locker room where they think Axe body spray is a substitute for a proper shower. That, or you go into a Yankee candle store.
Scents can take on 'hurt notes' now? Do they become cooler, like a powdery scent? Or they smell like a Calvin Klein or a Penhalicon bottle? I need some clues, man. I want to know what a 'hurt perfume' smells like.
You have to love how TERFy and biological essentialist these fics are, written by people who instinctively had being reduced to their biological processes - if they even admit such things exist at all. They're the same people telling you sex and gender aren't the same thing, yet love writing for world where your biology dictates what you can and cannot do in life and you absolutely cannot change your social status based on it. Does that remind you of anything?
You can say he's a fun-guy -get it, fungi? OK I'll see myself out.
Well look at that. State mandated fuck partners! If you're in a rut and you're an alpha male, a receptacle will be provided for you in this world that's so obviously based on consent and mutual respect. Instead of using sex toys or a sock, you get a state-mandated sex slave or use a prostitute - another sex slave - to help you through the motions. Because it's their biological imperative for them to have a vagina and the alpha, who has a cock, has to fuck it. Now, what does that remind you of? It's totally a play on gender roles and a criticism of our society, swear.
> Consent laws
> Has state-mandated sex slaves
Fucking pick one.
This makes me think Jayce is as loud as a McDonald's ice cream machine, because he growls A LOT. Do you need me to call the Corps of Engineers? Because those machines can't even be fixed on a GOOD day.
> God you smell good
Mmm yes, the mysterious Yankee Candle. What we all fight for on Christmas and for the days we wanna burn shit.
Snapping like a shit bull? Say it ain't so. And leave it to the 'omega' here to 'stick to nature' and want to be fucked against a desk. If this reads like your basic heterosexual bodice ripper - it is, just with the tags rearranged.
This man is clearly a mushroom mixed with the Yankee candle store, and miraculously has not been mogged by NYC women trying to get that new, fresh scent. It must be so 'masculine' that the whole place smells like bacon, bacon grease, and three fat Italian men yelling at each other over a stolen pizza.
I am still curious as to what this 'stronger alpha scent' smells like. Is it as strong as wolf piss? Fox piss? I need a reference.
> Nature overrides all else
Sounds very TERFy, maybe you should fix that. We don't need biological essentialism in our porn; who says biology is the end all be all of our lives - oh wait.
> Ongoing purr stopping short into a growl
If you keep acting like a shitbull I am getting the .45 or the antifreeze.
> Snarls loudly
> Has fingernails that almost turn into claws to rip off clothes
> Is not a furry fic
Yeah, this is your basic ABO fic. It's that whacky.
There's the Hispanic Hog. And I have noticed that a lot of these trans/ABO fics use 'starving man presented with a feast' when it comes to cunnilingus. I've read it enough to have enough pocket change to use at a 5 Guys.
> An emptiness to him that is only being soothed by the slow drag of Jayce's tongue
AKA 'I am only normal when I get a hot guy to eat me out and fuck me with his big dick'. This is from an autistic progshit, btw.
> Fuck you taste good
Should be, 'Fuck, you taste good.'
> How he hasn't thrown Viktor to his hands and knees the way his instincts must be screaming at him
...We sure these people haven't read evobio? Because it reads like evobio where ignorant BreadTubers who don't study it poke fun at all day. The same evobio that inspires that 'alpha male' rhetoric where balding 40 year olds sell it as a means to make a quick buck. Imagine an ABO author matching their passion word for word, just on the other side of the political spectrum.
> Delicious looking
> Snarl at the first second of contact
You know, you don't have to make them fuck like dogs. You already have Big Dick Ritchie here; why you gotta ruin it with a Nature documentary? And why does Jayce have claws like he's a werewolf?
For a man with a disability, Viktor can sure bend his back in incredible ways. You'd never think he was wearing a back brace for support!
I will give this fic one thing though: Jayce isn't a rapist. Most alphas in these fics are; at least he cares about boundaries and consent. W Jayce.
> Scent growing in richness
I swear it's a fucking Yankee candle.
> Furious growls and needy whines
Can you at least ATTEMPT to sound human? Makes me think I'm listening to a Joe Rogan episode where a guy is talking about the Gombe chimpanzee wars.
> Thick stretch has him growling into the open air
I do that too when I can't get the popcorn bag open.
> Purring happily as they come back down
I do that too when I get the vacuum running.
Jayce just told you he doesn't want to hurt you and you just said he's acting better than most alphas (read: men) do. Stop complaining and just accept he is genuinely trying to be helpful here.
Funny, that. He has acted like a dog this entire time, right down to the point I want to pull out the newspaper for all that growling.
Haha get it, Viktor is a SLUT because he looks like one and acts like it and it fits because he has the vagina, get it? Really something that every time Viktor is written with a vagina, he's made incredibly promiscuous because that's what women are, right?
> Want to smack my face into the wall to get rid of your scent
Just go and catch COVID, you'll never have to smell again once you get the Fauci ouchie.
This fic currently has 87 bookmarks. People love reading about people 'succumbing to their instincts' and reading heterosexual sex that they find 'boring', but find exciting provided you add the ABO tag. And yes, it does not get any more normal from here on out.
I've said it before: good sex dialogue will make or break your fic. If your characters sound like they're having heart attacks or choking on a fishbone during the act, it's time to stop (insert Toji meme here). Link to fic. Archive.
No build up, no tension, no chemistry. They just go in and fuck. I've actually read smut fics that manage to do all of these things in 2000 words or under, so this is just laziness. The author's excuse was they 'haven't written in a long time', but geez, you couldn't take any tips from more popular authors to see what's good?
Wow, that's a nice way to instigate a blowjob. You'd think they were debating cheese, or something.
Ah, such drama. They're almost talking like an AI wrote the script instead of a real human.
How big is Jayce's dick? Because when you write, 'that one set of muscle', it probably means he's going past his rectum here. That's quite an accomplishment if that's what we're aiming for.
> So big haaaah
Are you handling dick or you looking at your turkey dinner?
Interesting how this fic, despite writing how 'big' Jayce is, doesn't actually give an estimate on how big he is. Because he's going the 'rectum, damn near killed him' route and she couldn't even write THAT kink right.
So Jayce ejaculates like a horse, good to know, and then proceeds to 'eat him out like a starved man', eating his old cum from Viktor's insides that probably haven't been cleaned out for a while. That's how you get beaver fever, btw.
Boy, you don't need a bath, you need a mop after Jayce came down your chimney. Hope you know Kegel exercises because that ass is gonna be as worthless as the chemistry in this fic.
If your sex dialogue reminds me more of a Waffle House fight than anything intimate, do not bother to write it, don't bother to post it as a Christmas gift, and go take it to your damn JayVik discord so they can criticize it before it gets posted. There are some great smut fics out there. This was not one of them. I should not be snorting like a pig while reading it.
Here's a trans Viktor fic where the author really doesn't want it to be your basic PIV smut fic - so she uses a strap. Link to fic. Archive.
Gotta love how this smut fic starts off with someone choking - literally, in this case - Jayce is gagged.
The sex dialogue doesn't get any better, trust me. It's just as ridiculous as that intro.
> Wanted to avoid used sexed terms for genitalia
> Uses them anyways
Mm yes, very interesting.
If you can use cunt, you don't need to use 'hole', because women have four. I don't know which one you're referring to.
> In a way he'd likely get carpet burns
Ah, Rapunzel pubes with a twist! So thick and coarse you'd probably host a network of endangered animals down there. So thick and coarse you need a hedge trimmer to cut through it - just to get to that 'hole'.
> Nether regions
All that to avoid 'cock' and 'cunt', which she just used earlier. If you're fine using it once, why are you scared using it again?
Is this sex, or is he crying because the DMV line is taking too long?
Oh yes, I can clearly tell you're enjoying it...by sounding like a turkey getting slaughtered.
Gross. Imagine having pubic hair so thick it's like spilling thick cream on an old 90s carpet, where you need scissors to cut out the clumps. Hot. If that wasn't a turn off, all the HNNNNG NNNNGGGG AND HAAAAAAAAHs makes me think this is the struggle one makes while opening a Tostitos jar.
Would it surprise you that this was written for Hanukkah? Would explain why the pubic hair looks like the curls of a Haredi Jew.
Oh, forgot to add these. There have been some feeder fics. Here's Jayce becoming a fat fuck:
Not a Hazbin Hotel fan, but this one stood out because of the tag warning people of 'transphobia':
And this of course, because you can use 'fag' all you want provided it's a 'reclaimed gay slur'.
I wasn't joking about the cologne line. ABO fics have a weird obsession with scent, and it makes me think they all smell like a teenage boy's locker room where they think Axe body spray is a substitute for a proper shower. That, or you go into a Yankee candle store.
Scents can take on 'hurt notes' now? Do they become cooler, like a powdery scent? Or they smell like a Calvin Klein or a Penhalicon bottle? I need some clues, man. I want to know what a 'hurt perfume' smells like.
You have to love how TERFy and biological essentialist these fics are, written by people who instinctively had being reduced to their biological processes - if they even admit such things exist at all. They're the same people telling you sex and gender aren't the same thing, yet love writing for world where your biology dictates what you can and cannot do in life and you absolutely cannot change your social status based on it. Does that remind you of anything?
You can say he's a fun-guy -get it, fungi? OK I'll see myself out.
Well look at that. State mandated fuck partners! If you're in a rut and you're an alpha male, a receptacle will be provided for you in this world that's so obviously based on consent and mutual respect. Instead of using sex toys or a sock, you get a state-mandated sex slave or use a prostitute - another sex slave - to help you through the motions. Because it's their biological imperative for them to have a vagina and the alpha, who has a cock, has to fuck it. Now, what does that remind you of? It's totally a play on gender roles and a criticism of our society, swear.
> Consent laws
> Has state-mandated sex slaves
Fucking pick one.
This makes me think Jayce is as loud as a McDonald's ice cream machine, because he growls A LOT. Do you need me to call the Corps of Engineers? Because those machines can't even be fixed on a GOOD day.
> God you smell good
Mmm yes, the mysterious Yankee Candle. What we all fight for on Christmas and for the days we wanna burn shit.
Snapping like a shit bull? Say it ain't so. And leave it to the 'omega' here to 'stick to nature' and want to be fucked against a desk. If this reads like your basic heterosexual bodice ripper - it is, just with the tags rearranged.
This man is clearly a mushroom mixed with the Yankee candle store, and miraculously has not been mogged by NYC women trying to get that new, fresh scent. It must be so 'masculine' that the whole place smells like bacon, bacon grease, and three fat Italian men yelling at each other over a stolen pizza.
I am still curious as to what this 'stronger alpha scent' smells like. Is it as strong as wolf piss? Fox piss? I need a reference.
> Nature overrides all else
Sounds very TERFy, maybe you should fix that. We don't need biological essentialism in our porn; who says biology is the end all be all of our lives - oh wait.
> Ongoing purr stopping short into a growl
If you keep acting like a shitbull I am getting the .45 or the antifreeze.
> Snarls loudly
> Has fingernails that almost turn into claws to rip off clothes
> Is not a furry fic
Yeah, this is your basic ABO fic. It's that whacky.
There's the Hispanic Hog. And I have noticed that a lot of these trans/ABO fics use 'starving man presented with a feast' when it comes to cunnilingus. I've read it enough to have enough pocket change to use at a 5 Guys.
> An emptiness to him that is only being soothed by the slow drag of Jayce's tongue
AKA 'I am only normal when I get a hot guy to eat me out and fuck me with his big dick'. This is from an autistic progshit, btw.
> Fuck you taste good
Should be, 'Fuck, you taste good.'
> How he hasn't thrown Viktor to his hands and knees the way his instincts must be screaming at him
...We sure these people haven't read evobio? Because it reads like evobio where ignorant BreadTubers who don't study it poke fun at all day. The same evobio that inspires that 'alpha male' rhetoric where balding 40 year olds sell it as a means to make a quick buck. Imagine an ABO author matching their passion word for word, just on the other side of the political spectrum.
> Delicious looking
> Snarl at the first second of contact
You know, you don't have to make them fuck like dogs. You already have Big Dick Ritchie here; why you gotta ruin it with a Nature documentary? And why does Jayce have claws like he's a werewolf?
For a man with a disability, Viktor can sure bend his back in incredible ways. You'd never think he was wearing a back brace for support!
I will give this fic one thing though: Jayce isn't a rapist. Most alphas in these fics are; at least he cares about boundaries and consent. W Jayce.
> Scent growing in richness
I swear it's a fucking Yankee candle.
> Furious growls and needy whines
Can you at least ATTEMPT to sound human? Makes me think I'm listening to a Joe Rogan episode where a guy is talking about the Gombe chimpanzee wars.
> Thick stretch has him growling into the open air
I do that too when I can't get the popcorn bag open.
> Purring happily as they come back down
I do that too when I get the vacuum running.
Jayce just told you he doesn't want to hurt you and you just said he's acting better than most alphas (read: men) do. Stop complaining and just accept he is genuinely trying to be helpful here.
Funny, that. He has acted like a dog this entire time, right down to the point I want to pull out the newspaper for all that growling.
Haha get it, Viktor is a SLUT because he looks like one and acts like it and it fits because he has the vagina, get it? Really something that every time Viktor is written with a vagina, he's made incredibly promiscuous because that's what women are, right?
> Want to smack my face into the wall to get rid of your scent
Just go and catch COVID, you'll never have to smell again once you get the Fauci ouchie.
This fic currently has 87 bookmarks. People love reading about people 'succumbing to their instincts' and reading heterosexual sex that they find 'boring', but find exciting provided you add the ABO tag. And yes, it does not get any more normal from here on out.
I've said it before: good sex dialogue will make or break your fic. If your characters sound like they're having heart attacks or choking on a fishbone during the act, it's time to stop (insert Toji meme here). Link to fic. Archive.
No build up, no tension, no chemistry. They just go in and fuck. I've actually read smut fics that manage to do all of these things in 2000 words or under, so this is just laziness. The author's excuse was they 'haven't written in a long time', but geez, you couldn't take any tips from more popular authors to see what's good?
Wow, that's a nice way to instigate a blowjob. You'd think they were debating cheese, or something.
Ah, such drama. They're almost talking like an AI wrote the script instead of a real human.
How big is Jayce's dick? Because when you write, 'that one set of muscle', it probably means he's going past his rectum here. That's quite an accomplishment if that's what we're aiming for.
> So big haaaah
Are you handling dick or you looking at your turkey dinner?
Interesting how this fic, despite writing how 'big' Jayce is, doesn't actually give an estimate on how big he is. Because he's going the 'rectum, damn near killed him' route and she couldn't even write THAT kink right.
So Jayce ejaculates like a horse, good to know, and then proceeds to 'eat him out like a starved man', eating his old cum from Viktor's insides that probably haven't been cleaned out for a while. That's how you get beaver fever, btw.
Boy, you don't need a bath, you need a mop after Jayce came down your chimney. Hope you know Kegel exercises because that ass is gonna be as worthless as the chemistry in this fic.
If your sex dialogue reminds me more of a Waffle House fight than anything intimate, do not bother to write it, don't bother to post it as a Christmas gift, and go take it to your damn JayVik discord so they can criticize it before it gets posted. There are some great smut fics out there. This was not one of them. I should not be snorting like a pig while reading it.
Here's a trans Viktor fic where the author really doesn't want it to be your basic PIV smut fic - so she uses a strap. Link to fic. Archive.
Gotta love how this smut fic starts off with someone choking - literally, in this case - Jayce is gagged.
The sex dialogue doesn't get any better, trust me. It's just as ridiculous as that intro.
> Wanted to avoid used sexed terms for genitalia
> Uses them anyways
Mm yes, very interesting.
If you can use cunt, you don't need to use 'hole', because women have four. I don't know which one you're referring to.
> In a way he'd likely get carpet burns
Ah, Rapunzel pubes with a twist! So thick and coarse you'd probably host a network of endangered animals down there. So thick and coarse you need a hedge trimmer to cut through it - just to get to that 'hole'.
> Nether regions
All that to avoid 'cock' and 'cunt', which she just used earlier. If you're fine using it once, why are you scared using it again?
Is this sex, or is he crying because the DMV line is taking too long?
Oh yes, I can clearly tell you're enjoying it...by sounding like a turkey getting slaughtered.
Gross. Imagine having pubic hair so thick it's like spilling thick cream on an old 90s carpet, where you need scissors to cut out the clumps. Hot. If that wasn't a turn off, all the HNNNNG NNNNGGGG AND HAAAAAAAAHs makes me think this is the struggle one makes while opening a Tostitos jar.
Would it surprise you that this was written for Hanukkah? Would explain why the pubic hair looks like the curls of a Haredi Jew.
You know, whenever people use quotes from songs or other mediums I really have to wonder if they have the media literacy they claim we don't have. For example, a lot of famous Arcane edits are TikTok edits...and the songs they use are either from Chappel Roan, some other new age Ethel Cain wannabe, or Taylor Swift. Because I really want to read lyrics from Taylor Swift inspiring an 'epic adventure romance' that barely reaches a Marvel plot. There was one someone linked to and I thought it was a kindergarten song, it was so infantile. Like something that belonged in Life is Strange.
Oh, forgot to add these. There have been some feeder fics. Here's Jayce becoming a fat fuck:
Not a Hazbin Hotel fan, but this one stood out because of the tag warning people of 'transphobia':
And this of course, because you can use 'fag' all you want provided it's a 'reclaimed gay slur'.
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