Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

We actually got some Cobra content for Easternoth. Something to speculate on other than the usual brainloop shit. I'm really not sure what it was that fell and hit the plate at this point. The evidence is all over the place. That thing was way too white to have been one of his teeth but chips and bacon chunks don't clink like that when they fall onto glassware.

No drunken livestreams or crashouts though because he's boring now, and will continue to be boring until the glass tapping dies down.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Sniffing that Twisted Tea like it's a fine wine.

26 grams of sugar per 12oz can.

I definitely think it's just a chip. Right when it first falls off you can see it turn to the side and see how flat it is. But it would be absolutely hilarious if it were a tooth lol

Could also be stale bread, if you drop a crouton on a plate it clinks like that.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Something to speculate on

If you are blind. Unless he has the most unique shaped teeth in the world there is zero chance that is a tooth. It would be funny though.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxfeLaz7A6I&ab_channel=KingCobraJFS

This is the earliest I've ever seen someone drink a Twee

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxfeLaz7A6I&ab_channel=KingCobraJFS

This is the earliest I've ever seen someone drink a Twee

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=WxfeLaz7A6I

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

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Stumblin' round, the Bogmas tree. Deck the halls with bells of darkness toobz.

Why is no one talking about how Jorf dropped a toof on the Mic Rib?

7:11 the fatal bite
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Once he realizes, he "saves the rest for later".

It's definitely shaped like one but it's way too thin to be even his most withered of incisors. Probably is just a piece of potato chip or onion.

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It's nice to have a bit of content for Christmas. That message on his order is hilarious considering how poorly Jorp treats delivery workers with orders that ridiculous and tips so low. I am a bit let down though that he didn't take Jesus "SkkyGod" Christ's birthday as a chance to get wasted off 3000+ calories of eggnog and whiskey.

 

[Bigredfoxes]

Move over tactical soap, our boy got a Lush sponsorship.

 

[Law]

Lush spon

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Boglim

 

[ASeabear8952]

Move over tactical soap, our boy got a Lush sponsorship.

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Does this mean he’s finally gonna take baths to attract the of-age goth chicks?

 

[NoosJunki]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxfeLaz7A6I&ab_channel=KingCobraJFS

This is the earliest I've ever seen someone drink a Twee

You should head on over to the Worldoftshirts thread

 

[Law]

Does this mean he’s finally gonna take baths to attract the of-age goth chicks?

NEVER

 

[Mushroom King]

Stumblin' round, the Bogmas tree. Deck the halls with bells of darkness toobz.

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It's definitely shaped like one but it's way too thin to be even his most withered of incisors. Probably is just a piece of potato chip or onion.

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It's nice to have a bit of content for Christmas. That message on his order is hilarious considering how poorly Jorp treats delivery workers with orders that ridiculous and tips so low. I am a bit let down though that he didn't take Jesus "SkkyGod" Christ's birthday as a chance to get wasted off 3000+ calories of eggnog and whiskey.

I've been absent for a few weeks for my own sanity. I think I overdosed on Cobes and my opinion of him got very sour. I'm glad to see things are the same in the thread, it's my favorite part of the Cobraverse. Maybe I will try to return for the new year and not overdo it so much.

 

[funscape]

Probably is just a piece of potato chip or onion.

It's definitely a chip. If you look at when he shows the McRib before the ding incident you can see that there's a lot of chips (perhaps overlapping or folded chips) over the surface area of the corner where it falls when he turns it towards the camera. Also would be easy to test out the ding theory by dropping a sturdy Lay's potato chip onto glass from a foot or two to see what kind of noise it would make. It's more likely to be a chip than onion as I doubt onion would make any noise if it fell.

 

[bonified retard]

It's clearly flat, and way too big to be a tooth. People saying it's a tooth didn't watch the frame by frame video, or just want it to be a tooth because it would be way funnier. Nobody knows exactly what it landed on to make that noise, but he has a ton of random glass pieces from that hasslenuts guy, including hollow pipes and straws that could potentially generate a tone like that. It has to be a chip, or piece of bacon. It sounded like he was chewing on rocks when he bit into the sandwich, so there's definitely enough density to whatever fell out of that sandwich.

 

[Hennimore]

Josh still seething about that note the Subway worker put in his bag. Says he is going to alert corporate over it because he "still has the note" but he ripped it up last night in a rage. It's insane how sensitive he is, the most minor of things just completely shatters his ego.

 

[snort beg snort]

I think he's just fustrated cuz even random subway workers are trolling him now. Gotta wonder if the person knows who Cobes is

 

[ibeatmywife]

It's clearly flat, and way too big to be a tooth. People saying it's a tooth didn't watch the frame by frame video, or just want it to be a tooth because it would be way funnier. Nobody knows exactly what it landed on to make that noise, but he has a ton of random glass pieces from that hasslenuts guy, including hollow pipes and straws that could potentially generate a tone like that. It has to be a chip, or piece of bacon. It sounded like he was chewing on rocks when he bit into the sandwich, so there's definitely enough density to whatever fell out of that sandwich.

Bacon is a good guess I didn't watch the video

 

[Youtube Celery]

Josh still seething about that note the Subway worker put in his bag. Says he is going to alert corporate over it because he "still has the note" but he ripped it up last night in a rage. It's insane how sensitive he is, the most minor of things just completely shatters his ego.

I was pleased to see he was back wearing his trademark head gear so of course he took it off to expose his wispy hair and pallid gourd. Just shave it all off already BOY goddamn.

 

[Hennimore]

I think he's just fustrated cuz even random subway workers are trolling him now. Gotta wonder if the person knows who Cobes is

At first I just figured it was a random worker trying to be playful. I've gotten stuff like that in my order from the delivery guys or restaurant workers before but if the note actually mentioned Josh getting diapers sent to him it would have to be someone who is aware of him.

 

[bonified retard]

I think he's just fustrated cuz even random subway workers are trolling him now. Gotta wonder if the person knows who Cobes is

He's brought up in both videos that the note said "I remember the diaper incident", plus there was no sticker seal on his bag. I think it was the doordasher. He also doesn't order subway enough for them to be familiar with his stupid orders. If anyone has a legit gripe with him, it's the doordasher not getting tipped, not the subway worker that had to squeeze 4 extra sauces onto his slop imo.