Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Smokeski]

Potato chips don't clink when they hit a plate.

I thought the same thing then I did a frame by frame and it looks like a chip.

 

[Really Normal]

Also about the nasty note. There is no way a worker at subway would know about people doordashing him diapers. So im guessing the note said something along the lines. You are a sadist for this order hope you ordered diapers for when you shit your brains out, etc.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Why is no one talking about how Jorf dropped a toof on the Mic Rib?

7:11 the fatal bite


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Once he realizes, he "saves the rest for later".

Oh shit, good find. I was skeptical until I heard the clink on the plate. That doesn't look like an incisor but that would've have to have been a really dense potato chip to clink that hard.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Oh shit, good find. I was skeptical until I heard the clink on the plate. That doesn't look like an incisor but that would've have to have been a really dense potato chip to clink that hard.

What about an overworked one?

 

[Average CEO Respecter]

Potato chips don't clink when they hit a plate.

His newest food review was, in fact, Subway and the worker left a note calling him out for being some sort of sicko and made him sperg for a brief second. We almost got good content out of him missing Christmas.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Surprised I was half right when I guessed he'd get Subway with Clint in lieu of Christmas dinner.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTZO-EE7vnE&ab_channel=KingCobraJFS

Merry Christmas

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTZO-EE7vnE&ab_channel=KingCobraJFS

Merry Christmas

Sniffing that Twisted Tea like it's a fine wine.

 

[Really Normal]

Alone for Christmas it seems

Any of you sicko paypigs or discord buddy trolls got a line on old saint bog. Get him to live stream, hes up and lit. It would be a xmas miracle

 

[funscape]

Oh shit, good find. I was skeptical until I heard the clink on the plate. That doesn't look like an incisor but that would've have to have been a really dense potato chip to clink that hard.

That thing is way too white to be one of his rotting nicotine stained teeth.

 

[TheBiggestGay aka gods #1]

The group loop about Homedad Clunt is one of the foundations of our community

But no they wouldn't take him because he's an active drug user

Also he said he would kill himself

Exactly, most group homes don't even allow alcohol use let alone drugs. They wouldn't allow him to do 90 percent the shit he does, so no food hacks, drink combos, duster huffing or Angies pills.

He'd also be made to shower and see mental health services

 

[BlastMonk]

On one hand it seems very white and large (as in normal tooth sized) to be one of Josh teeth since they all seem to be highly degraded and stained/infected. On the other hand it clings too loud when it hits whatever it hits and falls too fast to be a chip. I can't explain the size of it, maybe teeth are just bigger at the root than I expect, but I think the 'whiteness' of the tooth can be explained as being from the angle and colour of the light on it combined with the quality of the video and Josh did indeed lose one of his teeth on camera.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I can't explain the size of it, maybe teeth are just bigger at the root than I expect

Better not have iceberg teeth, BOY

 

[deldiavolo]

I definitely think it's just a chip. Right when it first falls off you can see it turn to the side and see how flat it is. But it would be absolutely hilarious if it were a tooth lol

 

[ibeatmywife]

Oh shit, good find. I was skeptical until I heard the clink on the plate. That doesn't look like an incisor but that would've have to have been a really dense potato chip to clink that hard.

It was probably a big chunk of rotten enamel

 

[BlastMonk]

Right when it first falls off you can see it turn to the side and see how flat it is

Think thats just the tooth seen side on, if it was a chip that thin it wouldn't fall so fast and clink so loudly.

 

[deldiavolo]

Think thats just the tooth seen side on, if it was a chip that thin it wouldn't fall so fast and clink so loudly.

Yeah that's the one thing giving me pause, the impact sounds way more dense than you'd get from a potato chip.

 

[Gerald168]

Yeah that's the one thing giving me pause, the impact sounds way more dense than you'd get from a potato chip.

I agree, I'm almost convinced it's a tooth. The clink sounds like something similar in size and weight to an M&M candy. If it was a chip, especially an original lays I would expect a much less resonant sound. You can also see what appears to be some roots sticking up just before it falls. I think the fact that it looks large could be chalked up to some forced perspective due to him holding the sandwich right up to the camera lens, and that it appears to have come out intact with the root. As far as the color goes, I think that could be attributed to the lighting of the room and the shitty camera quality/motion blur. That's really the only reason I'm holding any doubt.

Either way it seems like the dentures arc is coming soon toobs, TMDNWU!

 

[underoo underarmour]

Either way it seems like the dentures arc is coming soon toobs, TMDNWU!

As much as I can't wait to see the various comedic situations that false teeth Cobes can provide, having full dentures is actually a decent amount of maintenance. Cobes can barely remember to change a shirt, I don't know how he would ever be compliant with the a denture routine. Even the process of getting dentures is somewhat involved and usually involves multiple visits of pre-care and aftercare. They would first have to pull his remaining shit gobblers, then he would have to return for fitting, and finally, he would need a follow-up for adjustments.

Again, I really would like to see some interesting dental hijinks that Cobes can get into with a legit pair of dentures. Sadly, my prediction is a straight up toothless arc.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Sadly, my prediction is a straight up toothless arc.

Maybe he'll get those same poverty dentures Ethan Ralph has, they arent actually attached so he can rave and rant like a proper toofles Casper gump.