Culture Why Is Haiti Uniquely Miserable?

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By Rod Dreher
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Our cultural guardians do not allow us to consider the role that voodoo plays in shaping how Haitians see the world and their place in it.

Back in 2018, President Donald Trump referred to Haiti as a “s**thole,” and was roundly denounced for being a racist. While watching a clip of a “cannibal gang” member eating a piece of roasted human leg on the streets of Port-au-Prince the other night (it’s revolting; you have been warned), it struck me that Trump’s judgment has held up pretty well.

Why is Haiti the way it is? Everybody has an explanation.

The most popular one is that Haiti was horribly exploited by its former colonial master France, which imposed reparations on it that weren’t paid off until 1947. That’s true, and morally obscene. But the Dominican Republic, with which Haiti shares the island of Hispaniola, was just as poor as Haiti in 1947, and today is six to seven times richer.

Almost one hundred years ago, Haiti was invaded and occupied for a time by the United States. Yes, but so was the Dominican Republic.

Haiti is subject to hurricanes and earthquakes … but, sorry, so is the Dominican Republic. In 1950, half of Haiti was covered by forest, but now, Haitians have deforested their part of the island, leading to economic disaster. In sharp contrast to the green Dominican Republic, today less than 2% of Haiti is forested. This is surely a factor in Haiti’s misery, but it is hardly a complete explanation.

Both Haiti and the Dominican Republic were led by dictators in the 20th century. It has been argued that Haiti’s Duvalier family used its monopoly on power to do nothing but exploit the country, while the D.I.’s Rafael Trujillo, though a strongman, nevertheless modernized his country. This seems plausible—but again, only as a contributing factor.

What about religion? It cannot be denied that religious belief, which infuses culture (after all, you can’t have culture without cult) has tremendous effects on political, social, and economic life.

Max Weber famously credited Protestant values with building capitalism and liberal democracy. Samuel P. Huntington argued that the reason the United States and Canada developed wealthier and more stable countries than other New World nations is because they were settled by Anglo Protestants, not Latin Catholics. His point, of course, was not that Latin Catholics are worse people than Anglo Protestants, but that ideas have consequences.

More recently, Harvard anthropologist Joseph Henrich, in his provocative 2020 book The WEIRDest People In The World, explained how Western culture became a far outlier on global cultures, become educated, industrialized, rich, and democratic while the rest of the world did not—or only did under Western influence.

The key factor, he found, is the way the Latin church organized western European cultures in the wake of the Roman Empire’s 5th century collapse. A secondary factor is the rise of literacy after the Reformation.

The lesson is that religion matters for the prosperity and stability of any society. Not just ‘religion,’ but the content and form of religion, because it provides to its adherents a model of how the world works and gives them a model of how to conduct oneself in it.

In Haiti, there is a famous saying: “Haiti is 90% Catholic, 10% Protestant, and 100% Vodou.” Vodou, or voodoo, is the Creolized form of indigenous West African religion preserved by Haitian slaves. It is a polytheistic religion in which worshipers make sacrifices to various deities, called lwa, to propitiate them, to serve them, and to get the lwa to do their bidding.

Both Haitians and Dominicans practice voodoo. But it is far stronger and more prevalent in Haiti. This, perhaps, makes the difference. It is at least worth investigating, right?

It should be. In the part of the world where the root religion of the Haitians comes from, a government minister once told journalist Robert D. Kaplan that religion had a lot to do with the anarchy there.

In the poor quarters of Arab North Africa … there is much less crime, because Islam provides a social anchor: of education and indoctrination. Here in West Africa we have a lot of superficial Islam and superficial Christianity. Western religion is undermined by animist beliefs not suitable to a moral society, because they are based on irrational spirit power. Here spirits are used to wreak vengeance by one person against another, or one group against another.

Voodoo is a folk religion derived from traditional West African animism. It has no central authority or institutional structure. There is no formal ethical teaching, which is not to say there is no ethic in the religion. Its followers generally devote themselves to a particular lwa, a spirit who has particular characteristics, and judge themselves good or bad by how faithfully they mimic the character of the lwa. Good and evil are contextual.

In voodoo rituals, worshipers seek to become “mounted,” or possessed, by a lwa. This intimate intercourse between spirits and people is a key part of the voodoo faith. The point here is that a vodouist believes his fate is determined by these interactions with capricious spirits; the fate of human communities is bound to the passions of the hundreds of lwa, who are the means of mediation between humans and the distant creator god.

This is what the African minister meant by his country’s people being governed by “irrational spirit power.” If people within a social order believe that they have no real moral agency, and that their fate lies in the hands not of a God of reason and justice, but of an irrational spirit with a mercurial will, then it will be hard to build ordered social structures and ways of life. Whether or not the voodoo creator god and the lwa actually exist, this is a psychological and social fact.

For Haitian Protestants, whose opinions we rarely if ever encounter in the media, this is the central fact explaining their country’s chronic misery. They say the country’s founders brought a curse on Haiti by consecrating it to demons in the slave revolt that sparked the Haitian Revolution.

The rebellion that eventually overturned despotic French colonial rule began on the night of August 14, 1791. A group of voodoo adherents gathered at Bwa Kayiman, a forested area, and carried out a ceremony invoking the lwa to aid them as they rose against their European enslavers. A voodoo priest named Dutty Boukman sacrificed an animal and chanted this prayer:

The god who created the sun which gives us light, who rouses the waves and rules the storm, though hidden in the clouds, he watches us. He sees all that the white man does. The god of the white man inspires us with crime, but our god calls upon us to do good works. Our god who is good to us orders us to revenge our [sic] wrongs. He will direct our arms and aid us. Throw away the symbol of the god of the whites who has caused us to weep, and listen to the voices of liberty, which speaks in the hearts of us all.

Days later, Boukman gave the signal for a slave uprising that slaughtered every white man, woman, and child on the Turpin plantation. The revolution had begun, and eventually ended with Haiti under the control of the Africans who had been enslaved and abused by the French.

Yet according to many Haitian Protestants, the pact with the lwa was the Faustian bargain their ancestors made, a contract more punishing and long-lasting than the cruel reparations imposed by France. U.S. televangelist Pat Robertson drew mockery and criticism in 2010, when he blamed demon-worship for the Haitian earthquake. But Robertson didn’t come up with this thesis. It originated with black Haitian Protestants themselves.

Bertin M. Louis, a University of Kentucky anthropologist, has written that Haitians who embrace Protestantism typically do so to be protected from the lwas, and in search of a form of faith that will build karactè, or character, defined by Louis as “the moral and ethical strength that conversion to Protestant Christianity provides an individual.” Louis wrote in a 2010 paper:

The strict practice of Protestantism, then, becomes the only logical religious choice for any Haitian concerning not only their personal salvation but ensuring a positive future for Haiti. Many Haitian Protestants believe that conversion to Protestant forms of Christianity teaches fellow Haitians to love each other evidenced in passages from the Holy Bible which Protestants memorize in Bible study and Sunday school. Vodou, by contrast, teaches you to hate your neighbor by wishing their downfall by using maji (sorcery) against them. Vodou is, in the imagination of many Haitian Protestants, a religious “Culture of Poverty”; an adaptation to a set of objective conditions that is transmitted from generation to generation that keeps Haiti from developing into a modern, civilized, and liberated nation.

Louis quotes one Haitian Protestant pastor saying:

You are a Christian and you carry with you principles that you will apply in every setting. Those principles are very clear, my friend. It comes down to your character: honesty, integrity, and transparency as a person. These are the things that Christ taught and these are the things that are missing not only in Haitian society but the world over.

If this pastor and his religious community are correct about the contrast between Protestantism and voodoo, then it’s not difficult to see how different societies would emerge from peoples who carried one or the other cosmology and set of ethics in their heads.

After all, in his influential 1994 article, Robert D. Kaplan said that the social order he observed in the slums of Turkey revealed to him the power of Islam to provide its adherents with a worldview that allowed them to live in peace, order, and dignity despite their poverty.

Haitian Protestants certainly believe in the power of spirits—the Holy Spirit and evil spirits—at work among humans. But one doesn’t have to share that belief to recognize the determinative connection between cult and culture.

Alas, this is not something we can’t speak honestly about with regard to Haiti. One is only allowed to comment on Afro-Caribbean religion with respect, even awe. To do otherwise is to be guilty of racism, of colonialism, and all the other Very Bad Things.

It seems that the way Western people see voodoo depends on their politics, cultural and otherwise. Thus, we only see media reports that characterize voodoo as a kind of vibrant nature religion despised and slandered by whites (The Atlantic), or as a fun, pro-LGBT, progressive faith hated by Christians (The Guardian).

Even anthropologist Louis condemns his Protestant subject, calling their view

an interpretation of Haitian history which rejects its African roots and which has as its goals to reintegrate Haiti as a respected nation among nations through a globalized, Christian identity which resonates with American Evangelicalism. It relies on erasing the centrality of white hegemony in the creation of a dehumanizing socioeconomic system based on extraction and violence and blaming blacks in their search for a solution to their bondage. Haitian Protestantism, at times, internalizes a form of anti-Black racism that absolves past and continued white exploitation of Haiti and views Vodou, a syncretic religion that emerges from the violent history of the Atlantic slave trade and chattel slavery, as pathological.

Louis goes on to blame “Eurocentric colonization and globalized capitalist structural inequality” for the suffering of Haitians today.

The anthropologist presents a false choice. Though he would have to explain why the next-door Dominican Republic is thriving, despite having the same factors at work, in principle Louis could be right about Haiti. Yet the Haitian Protestants could also be right about the negative social and political effects of voodoo religion on their country—even though modern Westerners don’t want to hear it.

Nobody seriously disputes that religion—which entails a model of reality espoused by believers—has real-world effects, for better or for worse. India would be a very different place if all its Hindus took up Lutheranism. An Islamic Brazil would be scarcely recognizable, as would a Pentecostal Saudi Arabia.

Yet we are not allowed by our cultural guardians to consider the role the animistic beliefs of voodoo plays in shaping how Haitians see the world and their place in it. We can only regard voodoo as sacrosanct because it is a native African religion, and because it is consecrated by its role in the successful slave rebellion. Black Haitians who refuse this narrative are either ignored or deemed self-hating bigots.

There’s a word for this: paternalism. There’s an even uglier word for it: racism. It’s the kind of racist paternalism that condemns Haitians to more suffering, while outsiders who do not have to live within the chaos of voodoo culture admire from afar its picturesque folk qualities, and how consonant it is with their own political prejudices.

It is of a piece with the recent Church of England report calling on the Anglicans to apologize for “seeking to destroy diverse African traditional religious belief systems”—while African Anglicans chastise the liberal white mother church for abandoning orthodox Christianity.

Whites in the West are only permitted to value what black people say if their words make us feel good about what we already believe. The Anglicans of Africa probably know exactly how the Protestants of Haiti feel.
 
It also has a higher population density than Japan.
As in the case of Japan, a densely populated, resource poor nation can only funtion if you have an intelligent, productive people, and a civilized, high trust society.
Haiti has none of the above.
Imagine what Tokyo would look like if it were exclusively populated by rape apes....
To be fair the other caribbean nations like Barbados have a similar or higher population density
Isn't there a huge, very noticeable different between Haiti and the Dominican Republic's environments? It can be seen from space.
Maybe not from space (clouds and all that) but you can see it from very far away.
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Know the real reason why Dominican Republic is a better country than Haiti, despite being on the same island and having similar histories of colonialism? When Haiti had its revolution against France, they killed their mullatos as well as the whites.

That means Haitians are coal-black Africans, unlike the Dominicans who have lots of white-admixture in their population. Dominicans are smarter and more civilized that Haitians. I'm not saying Dominica is a great place, but it's significantly better than Haiti and ALWAYS will be.
It's because they're black. Look at Liberia
Truth, and the same thing with the voodoo excuse. Haitians practice voodoo because they act like Haitians, not the other way around. Africans back in the motherland also practice witch-doctor religion with occasional human sacrifice. Look at the canabalism in the Liberian civil war.
 
Look at the canabalism in the Liberian civil war.
Not even Barbecue can top the sheer insanity that was....

GENERAL BUTT NAKED.

True to his name he fought with everything hanging out, wearing just a couple of flip-flops, and shamelessly practiced both child sacrifice and sacrificial heart-eating after every battle as a means of offering thanks to Satan for protecting him and his men. And now he has seen God's light, become an ordained minister, and actually wears clothes. Weirdest "redemption arc" ever, if such a thing can even be contemplated given the depths of his misdeeds.

Another random Liberia fact: they are on record as having the most corrupt election of all time at an astounding 1,590% voter turnout. Just under 230k votes for the winner with a voting pool of only 15,000.
 
Evangelical Christians in the US hold that Haiti collectively sold its soul to hell in order to gain the supernatural power necessary to successfully rebel against their white slave owners back in the 1790s. That the only way to save Haiti is to save the individual souls of people in Haiti from hell. Or maybe for Slavery to be restored or something.

White American progressives hold that Haiti has always been held back by racism directed at it from the outside and that if it were given enough help, it would become super-Wakanda.

Others just explain Haiti by "Swamp Niggers being Swamp Niggers".
 
Haiti is a shithole compared to the Dominican Republic for the same reason Zimbabwe went to shit but South Africa didn't (immediately) go to shit.

Even if you're dead-set on pulling the whole decolonization shtick, there's a right way and a wrong way to do it. And immediately massacring or expelling or confiscating or otherwise burning down all the intellectual resources necessary to run a country is definitely the wrong way.
 
Evangelical Christians in the US hold that Haiti collectively sold its soul to hell in order to gain the supernatural power necessary to successfully rebel against their white slave owners back in the 1790s. That the only way to save Haiti is to save the individual souls of people in Haiti from hell. Or maybe for Slavery to be restored or something.
wiping out the Haitians will probably do the trick too
 
"It's because niggers" is the short version, but the longer version is that I think they were culturally set up for catastrophic failure. You have a foundation of uneducated fuckwits worshiping whatever random shit happens to cross their path,

it was not random shit, it was organized secret societies doing the kind of stuff they still do in west africa. voodoo, santeria, palo, etc - what are called African diaspora religions today - are recognizably the same thing as west African religions. This isn't just a Western academic construct, now that there's the internet, cheap travel, and mass education, West Africans and New World Africans practicing these religion fully recognize each other as doing the same thing.

Now whatever your opinions are about negroes and ooga-booga, African diaspora religions in general are not going to eat your cat. However, within these religions there are smaller groups that do fucked up shit. This is *exactly* the same as the current and historical situation in West Africa.

Why is this not the case in the US, you may ask? because the Caribbean was constantly hitting refresh. while Americans are supposed to believe Southern plantations are the worst, the conditions on Caribbean sugar plantations were so brutal the slaveowners couldn't rely on human reproduction to replenish their labor force. humans were being constantly fed into the gaping maw of the sugar plantations and chewed up and new ones were being brought straight from Africa. Conversely the importation of Africans into the US was banned in 1808.

there are WAY wilder theories floating around than "haitians sold their soul to the devil." that's a stupid theory anyway, you can't collectively sell other people's souls. but is there an ooga booga component to the haitian disaster, you bet, so you should pray for them.
 
One thing I haven't seen mentioned:

French colonies and former colonies are uniquely fucked up compared with their neighbors, whereas the Spanish for whatever reason managed to leave behind the apparatus of a functioning state in most places. I might posit that the state's relationship to Catholicism and the different schools of Catholicism were involved.

Blame the Eternal Fr*g.
 
One thing I haven't seen mentioned:

French colonies and former colonies are uniquely fucked up compared with their neighbors, whereas the Spanish for whatever reason managed to leave behind the apparatus of a functioning state in most places. I might posit that the state's relationship to Catholicism and the different schools of Catholicism were involved.

Blame the Eternal Fr*g.
Spanish Catholicism brought to the Americas was different. They believed in integration and they enforced it for the new population. That's why S. American blacks are more Christian than the Caribbean counterparts. There was still a system of classes, but they all were considered citizens. A low class citizen is still a citizen.
 
I will confess a degree of ignorance when it comes to voodoo, beyond "let a spirit possess you and do what it wants and then it will do favors for you" surface level shit. But to the best of my knowledge it does not possess any moral component to it that encourages its adherents to not murderfuck anyone you can get your hands on. If you want a favor from the spirit of murderfucking, well, that's just the cost of doing business. And that, on a wide scale, is a problem for a society. Many other religions at least superficially put some brakes on the worst human behavior, they serve a purpose to the smooth functioning of the species. African ooga booga, not so much.
 
98%+ deforestation is fucking wild. At least plant a couple trees while you're at it, guys.
This shit was what immediately came to mind when I heard "why is haiti so miserable?"
GEE IT'S NOT LIKE HAITI'S INFAMOUS FOR HAVING DONE SOMETHING SO FUCKING STUPID THAT IT PERMA WRECKED THEIR COUNTRY'S ENVIRONMENT OR ANYTHING PRETTY MUCH NO OTHER COUNTRY HAS DONE HAHA NOPE! IT'S CHRISTIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE!

EDIT TO AVOID DOUBLE POST: Yeah people even in this thread joke about haiti being shit because "haha black people" But I haven't seen any black people majority countries aside from haiti pulling the shit haiti's government and companies did to wreck itself.
 
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The real reason:
Niggers.
But not just any niggers. niggers of such low tier that they got enslaved by other niggers and sold. But not just captured, bought and sold. Sold to the lowest bidder of France. The cheapest and slimiest of all the colonial powers. Nobody would want to make deals with them. So it took a real desperate nigga to sell to a frenchman. So low tier niggers captured by slightly less lower tier niggers and sold to the lowest tier colonial power.
Then the niggers rebelled and all the brave and less stupid niggers died in the fighting and so did all the whypepo that kept the island functional.
The entire nation is dead in the water and will forever be that way.
 
The real reason:
Niggers.
But not just any niggers. niggers of such low tier that they got enslaved by other niggers and sold. But not just captured, bought and sold. Sold to the lowest bidder of France. The cheapest and slimiest of all the colonial powers. Nobody would want to make deals with them. So it took a real desperate nigga to sell to a frenchman. So low tier niggers captured by slightly less lower tier niggers and sold to the lowest tier colonial power.
Then the niggers rebelled and all the brave and less stupid niggers died in the fighting and so did all the whypepo that kept the island functional.
The entire nation is dead in the water and will forever be that way.
The actual reason is somehow simultaneously much more simple and complex than just "niggers" and I'm tired of people taking actual memes and turning them into serious political rants. it's shitty when people spin shit like a characterin some cartoon not having the spotlight as sexistm or phobia and it's shitty when actual fucked up events get spun as just "oh well it was because race but unironically and non jokingly." You don't end up with a deforested dead landscape from stupid niggers, something of that scale requires actual thought and intelligence planning towards a goal without caring for the consequences. So much of shit in haiti is due to a fuckload of corruption type factors. Uniquely horrible shit that not even the blackest and dumbest people could accomplish. Like you compare this to india's infamous public defecation crisis tainting their water supply. THAT is a case of low iq or at least incredibly dismissive and/or degenerate behavior issue. It's far easier to shit in a river than plan out and chop down an entire fucking several forests.
 
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