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The site works, but when you go to a story it gives an error.Is AO3 down right now for anyone else? I keep getting a 503 error and I don't see anything on their Tumblr or X accounts.
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The site works, but when you go to a story it gives an error.Is AO3 down right now for anyone else? I keep getting a 503 error and I don't see anything on their Tumblr or X accounts.
Is it possible to generate deeplinks into the PDF downloding function? I don't use the site so I don't have any in my history, but if that's possible it could be a way to read offline.It's down and as always the usual suspects are now shitting their pants in fear/outrage on Reddit and Tumblr.
https://archiveofourown.org/downloads/[ao3_work_id]/[title_in_title_case_with_underscores].pdf?updated_at=[unix timestamp]
Every homestuck fanfic I have seen in years. Want cool action and adventure? Too bad, pronouns and scat fucking.I'd rather scroll past a dozen scat fics about my OTP than get into a story that seems decent, until the characters turn into puppets expositioning at each other about identities.
Wait, for real? Never would have pegged that fandom as the one for that shit (no pun intended) to get popular. I just thought the Homestuck fandom was as autistic about alien genitals as the Star Trek fandom. (Or comes close, anyway, I'm not sure anyone can top the Star Trek fans in that arena.)Every homestuck fanfic I have seen in years. Want cool action and adventure? Too bad, pronouns and scat fucking.
Back when I was sort of into it when it had it's true time around 2014-ish? the fics were still all in on slice of live humanstucks and high school AUs. A lot of AUs that just took the characters and put them in sort of standard fair plots else they wrote the canon in written format with their ships center stage. I legit still look fondly on a lot of the fanart during that time. It was some of the most creative and even beautiful considering the source material was what is was to work with. The fans were really creative as memey as we look on it now in a way that you rarely see in large numbers in any fandom these days.Wait, for real? Never would have pegged that fandom as the one for that shit (no pun intended) to get popular. I just thought the Homestuck fandom was as autistic about alien genitals as the Star Trek fandom. (Or comes close, anyway, I'm not sure anyone can top the Star Trek fans in that arena.)
I was thinking of doing a review of this 'story' for that exact reason, but it's such a steaming pile of shit that I genuinely cannot bring myself to. It's not even fun to shit on something that's as terrible as this; it feels like kicking a dying dog.I honestly think I'm more concerned about 1.6k words in 6 chapters... that's less than 300 words per chapter... genuinely how the fuck are you even communicating any kind of storyline at that point
I was thinking of doing a review of this 'story' for that exact reason, but it's such a steaming pile of shit that I genuinely cannot bring myself to. It's not even fun to shit on something that's as terrible as this; it feels like kicking a dying dog.
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One chapter is literally just them stating their other accounts.
Another chapter is written like this:
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The 'author' is either a child or someone who's mentally retarded.
They’re a Wattpad user, it’s probably (definitely) both.The 'author' is either a child or someone who's mentally retarded.
It's TikTok culture. I've seen a few fics exactly like that in the Arcane fandom, right down to using the same format. They think their uwu cutesy teenage girl Gen Z talk is 'modern' and relatable when I am reminded of how fucking cringe Life is Strange was back in 2015 and that was supposed to be peak Millennial writing. Ugh. TikTok has produced some of the worst artists and authors, prove me wrong.I was thinking of doing a review of this 'story' for that exact reason, but it's such a steaming pile of shit that I genuinely cannot bring myself to. It's not even fun to shit on something that's as terrible as this; it feels like kicking a dying dog.
Another chapter is written like this:
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The 'author' is either a child or someone who's mentally retarded.
It's one thing to research some terms used in other languages to add a bit of flair, but that requires research. And not Google translate either; it's one thing to use it sparingly, another to have it appear out of nowhere. The fact that author refused to do any research just means she wanted to coom and post her shit and probably gets mad as fuck when someone politely corrects her on anything. Googling anything aside from how to get their T shots is lost on these retards.Author is probably a monolingual shithead who never talked to bilingual people.
Look, I know it's meant to be cute, super unique and shit in fanfics, but it really irks me to see people just mindlessly use words from another language in dialogues.
Even if you know multiple languages you keep things to the language you're writing in because it's jarring seeing constant switching back and forth and readers who are monolingual get nothing out of it.> author doesn't know german
Author is probably a monolingual shithead who never talked to bilingual people.
Look, I know it's meant to be cute, super unique and shit in fanfics, but it really irks me to see people just mindlessly use words from another language in dialogues.
> Author Has Never Played Call Of Duty
> author also refuses to research accurate military shit
Are you proud of yourself now, author?
The fact that AO3 allows AI-generated fic (since it's a fanwork archive site and exists to archive literally any fanwork that doesn't literally break the law of the country it's hosted/registered in) is very funny to me considering a large portion of its userbase are the same ones who fly into pants-shitting rages at the mere existence of AI "art".I guess it was to be expected that ai-diarrhoea was going to surface on sites like AO3 at some point. It's just so disappointing. (And so terribly easy to detect if you know how AI 'sounds'.)
Well. Generating 14k words with the help of AI takes like 1-2 hours, depending on how fast you can type your prompts and read what it shat out.
While looking for something sophisticated to read on this fine Saturday, I stumbled upon this piece of
shitart.
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> author doesn't know german
Author is probably a monolingual shithead who never talked to bilingual people.
That plus their bizarre ways of writing men like the most autistic, twee girl just is the cherry on top.
1. There are people who specifically are into the idea that every single person on the planet is a squishy cry baby deep inside and it is only the cisheteronormativepatriarchy and its toxic ideals it forces on itself despite making the rules and not needing to choose a society which suppresses it is the only reason no one stims in public. And I'm not kidding. There are some retarded people out there that think someone gruff, stoic, or just able to compartmentalize for their job are all fakers who fake it. It's only true and honest to be blubbery.Okay this is probably the thing that fascinates me the most about fandom in general (not just regarding particular fics or characters): why do these women hardly ever seem to fixate on male characters who start off as autistic twee cuddle buddies? Like I'm sure there are plenty of characters like that out there, isn't modern entertainment full of grown men emoting therapeutically and crying like teenage girls ?
So why do so many writers pick male characters who are the opposite of that and then convert them in fiction? I'm not even criticizing anymore, I'm just interested in what the hell is driving it.
1. There are people who specifically are into the idea that every single person on the planet is a squishy cry baby deep inside and it is only the cisheteronormativepatriarchy and its toxic ideals it forces on itself despite making the rules and not needing to choose a society which suppresses it is the only reason no one stims in public. And I'm not kidding. There are some retarded people out there that think someone gruff, stoic, or just able to compartmentalize for their job are all fakers who fake it. It's only true and honest to be blubbery.
It's very simple: they're women and these characters are strong, stoic, and conventionally attractive. It's just that they can't help but to project heavily and also have little experience with relationship dynamics between the average man and woman much less the average man and man.That's a very good point, and I guess it's a throughline that explains a lot of strange current-year beliefs (like we can fix criminality using social workers, violent hobos on the subway just need a hug, etc)
I'm not sure it fully explains why so many of them make the choice to write about these sort of characters though. I guess I'm wondering whether it's some unconscious desire on the part of the fanfic author to "fix" the character(s) because they seem so foreign to their mindset, or if it's the opposite and they are unconsciously drawn towards characters that are nothing like them and their friends, because their friends are so fucking annoying (but then they end up writing them to resemble their friends anyway, because they're unimaginative writers).
It's very simple: they're women and these characters are strong, stoic, and conventionally attractive. It's just that they can't help but to project heavily and also have little experience with relationship dynamics between the average man and woman much less the average man and man.