Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Stroppy Trollop said:
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What in the fat-as-hell is this vest situation all about?!
Hoping they took an Uber because she's drunk. In public. Again.
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Separated zipper from trying to close it up over her gunt. I wonder if she had to cut herself out of it. Yep they both sound and look very drunk.
 
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She is reposting things on threads pretending they are new or just found. It really seems shes totally alienated everyone this christmas.
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I call shenanigans said:
Anna will never though because she claims her sister died from complications after WLS.
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It has nothing to do with her sister; Kathryn's death is just a convenient excuse.

Anna will never go see Dr. Now because getting WLS would be an admission that she hasn't actually done everything possible to lose weight, and that it really is her choices of what and how much to eat that have led her to become as she is.

She'd rather keep getting lipo from Amron, because he tells her what she wants to hear—that there is no burnable fat on her body, and that her obesity (and all the deleterious effects of it) is entirely due to lipedema and completely beyond her control.

That said, if she ever did get WLS, and could no longer keep stuffing her face, I can guarantee she'd become a raging alcoholic to make up for losing her primary means of emotional regulation.
 
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Potatis Salad said:
This Harry Potter "trail experience" isn't a hike or a fitness challenge, it's a walk-thru attraction for Christmas. It's also not "nerdy girl cool stuff" as Anna describes it. It's for families with kids.
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I have mistaken that for this here: https://www.theconqueror.events/harrypotter/ (Together, the bundle amounts to 650 miles you have to walk to get your medals).

Yeah, that is for kids, indeed.Then again-has Anna ever grown up? She does not even meet the standards for kidults, or, God forbid, Disney "adults".
 
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I had this really weird thought the other night that Anna will die in her sleep soon, and it would be several days before anyone noticed and sent the police out for a welfare check. We would have to wait for Tracey to update Anna’s socials, just bored and waiting for dayyyyyyyysssssssssssssss. What am I supposed to do instead? Work?!?
 
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Anna is neurodivergent, evidenced by the fact that she "masters" every new skill in a week or less? Um...has Anna mastered anything other than eating?

This entire 1707 page thread catalogues her utter incompetence at everything she does online. Her off-line life seems to be even worse.

Anna is the Dunning Kruger Effect personified as a 600 lb perma-virgin.
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Sure Anna, here's my photo caption: Anna desperately wants this creep to be her boyfriend, but she's too drunk to figure out he's a flaming fag.
Angry New Ager said:
if she ever did get WLS, and could no longer keep stuffing her face, I can guarantee she'd become a raging alcoholic to make up for losing her primary means of emotional regulation.
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I have the feeling Anna's next stop on the addiction train is pain pills and benzos. Her health and joints are getting worse, and her munchie arc will put her in touch with quack doctors.
 
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I forgot about that Dave guy. Is that an old pic or is she making videos with him again? My caption would be "holy crap, her arm is as big as his torso".
That was my first thought. How is lipo going to make a dent in that?
If she cooked with Taylor Swift, I imagine her getting so spastic that she accidentally squeezes TS to death like the retard in that classic novel.
 
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