Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

I’d pay money to see her attempt to manifest “baking with Taylor Swift” The way she tried manifesting being on Sports Illustrated. That’s still my favorite Anna arc besides twerking on a boat with black 20-something’s… That video lives rent-free in my head.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
  • Agree
Reactions: Haloperidol, Coo Coo Bird, Rem Farms and 22 others
Clotso Coof said:
Sure Anna, here's my photo caption: Anna desperately wants this creep to be her boyfriend, but she's too drunk to figure out he's a flaming fag.
Click to expand...
The guy is actually married with kids, but your point is good anyway. Her arm is as big as his entire torso and she probably weighs 4x what he does.
 
  • Informative
  • Horrifying
  • Like
Reactions: Coo Coo Bird, Rem Farms, Miltank and 10 others
No Thank You v 2.0 said:
Yes they do.
Click to expand...
I've also seen a lot of people first claim ADHD, then "neurodivergence" and then autism. They kind of use it as a transition. Quite a few claim that it's on the same spectrum and basically the same. So you don't even need a extra diagnosis!
That's totally what the science says, it's just that the evil doctors don't wanna acknowledge their suffering!
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: Coo Coo Bird, Rem Farms, Miltank and 9 others
1735330519147.png1735330560926.png1735330575295.png1735330594208.png1735330609051.png
 
  • Informative
  • Lunacy
  • Like
Reactions: BestUserName, Coo Coo Bird, Rem Farms and 23 others
GenociderSyo said:
View attachment 6793754View attachment 6793757View attachment 6793759View attachment 6793761View attachment 6793762
Click to expand...
"An under water dome": aka a phone case that allows you to shoot under water. I was recently on a beach known for snorkeling. Every two bit shop within a mile was selling these "under water domes" for $29.99, a fancier one for $49.99.

Our world traveler just found out about this? And did she use it to show us any cool under water footage of reefs and fish? No, she used it to have her "professional video guy" (who apparently didn't already have one?) get a shitty generic ass shot of her fatass in a sandy, empty area of the water with a single ray.

She's so fucking basic it hurts. Given everything to do really cool shit most people can only dream about and this is what she comes up with. She really needs to STFU about "mastering" something in a week then dropping it. She has never mastered anything other than being a braying child of privilege eating her way to an early death.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Agree
Reactions: BestUserName, Rem Farms, ScooterQueen and 39 others
thejackal2 said:
"An under water dome": aka a phone case that allows you to shoot under water. I was recently on a beach known for snorkeling. Every two bit shop within a mile was selling these "under water domes" for $29.99, a fancier one for $49.99.

Our world traveler just found out about this? And did she use it to show us any cool under water footage of reefs and fish? No, she used it to have her "professional video guy" (who apparently didn't already have one?) get a shitty generic ass shot of her fatass in a sandy, empty area of the water with a single ray.

She's so fucking basic it hurts. Given everything to do really cool shit most people can only dream about and this is what she comes up with. She really needs to STFU about "mastering" something in a week then dropping it. She has never mastered anything other than being a braying child of privilege eating her way to an early death.
Click to expand...
Yes she “masters” it in her mind to justify getting bored with and dumping in a week. It’s ridiculously delusional. Even if you spend all your time leveling up quickly within a week there will be so many more things to learn. She just tries it, gets bored, and then says, well this is boring because it’s too easy for me now. Im done. She has to make it seem like she has her shit together and isnt juat horribly dysfunctional.

This is the same girl who claimed she sewed all her own outfits in college but didnt know how to construct a ruffle until last week. Sure Jan.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Lunacy
Reactions: BestUserName, Coo Coo Bird, Rem Farms and 31 others
She has all the time in the world to master any ‘hobbies’ that she wants to try. She didn’t spend the last five weeks buying gifts for family members, arranging child care, driving parents and siblings to medical appointments, making a whole Christmas dinner for 12+ people, or checking the litter box and the cat’s ass for missing tinsel.
No, LaLa Anna the Happy Fairy has plenty of time and no obligations.
All she has to do is post old photos of herself bobbing around like a manatee and making stupid nonsense remarks on Threads. She obviously wants another free cruise but how many cruise lines want her as an influencer now? She‘s done, the age of GLP-1 drugs are going to render her redundant.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
  • Agree
Reactions: BestUserName, Coo Coo Bird, ₲litches and 23 others
Shill Scamram and his team time. WHAT DIFFERENCE ANNA?! Those compression garments are so far up her ass there is no way she is enjoying this arc at all. Docs probly got her in an air tight contract for this ambassador shit.
1735339377597.png
 
  • Lunacy
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: BestUserName, Darleeen, Rem Farms and 26 others
Jon's IG is private, his LinkedIn hasn't been updated since 2017 and otherwise he has zero internet presence. It's odd. I did find this article on him from 2018 when he was still pretending he was this great visual artist.
jon1.pngjon2.png

The last update on the waybackmachine for his website is 2019. There's nothing archived other than a long broken "play button" that obviously plays nothing on the archive. So it appears his old website was just some shitty video, no actual bones or anything otherwise.

The dude is profoundly average, which is something he said he didn't want to be, and has basically given up his entire dream of being a big time music video and concert videographer to play "driving ms daisy" with a deathfat. Sad.
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Lunacy
Reactions: BestUserName, Coo Coo Bird, Rem Farms and 37 others
GenociderSyo said:
View attachment 6794147
Click to expand...
She's REALLY going to regret getting this lipedema liposuction on her arms if the surgery goes bad. There are so many things that can go wrong.

If she thinks the lipedema is uncomfortable, wait until she also has lymphedema on top of it from fucking up her arm lymphatic system. She could have one or both arms blow up like balloons (way worse than usual)
GenociderSyo said:
Those compression garments are so far up her ass
Click to expand...
Bet they don't breathe either.

Let's do some math: Sweat-trapping pants + unable to wipe ass + massive cameltoe = yeast infection from hell in the vag of a 600 lb woman.
To steal from @Constellationzero ...imagine the smell
Amberglow said:
She‘s done, the age of GLP-1 drugs are going to render her redundant.
Click to expand...
Good point. She caught the tale end of the woke era, which got fat acceptance "body positivity" partially accepted. But that's over and we're on to the Age of Ozempic.

Someone in the deathfats encounters thread suggested GLP-1s loaded into wildlife tranquilizer darts so they can go to Walmart and shoot them into gross deathfats. From your shitlord lips to God's ear!
 
  • Like
  • Horrifying
  • Lunacy
Reactions: Coo Coo Bird, Rem Farms, Simon and 20 others
thejackal2 said:
Jon's IG is private, his LinkedIn hasn't been updated since 2017 and otherwise he has zero internet presence. It's odd. I did find this article on him from 2018 when he was still pretending he was this great visual artist.
View attachment 6794202View attachment 6794205

The last update on the waybackmachine for his website is 2019. There's nothing archived other than a long broken "play button" that obviously plays nothing on the archive. So it appears his old website was just some shitty video, no actual bones or anything otherwise.

The dude is profoundly average, which is something he said he didn't want to be, and has basically given up his entire dream of being a big time music video and concert videographer to play "driving ms daisy" with a deathfat. Sad.
Click to expand...
We must have been peeping on Jon at the same time, and I also found boring stuff.

All I can add is that his Linkedin profile mentions he‘s the owner of a company called “republicisle” but the website gives a 404 response, and the icann info says it was created a year ago, so i wonder if someone sniped it from him.
IMG_0887.jpeg

Apparently he has a “bachelor degree” in Industrial Engineering. What a waste.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Lunacy
Reactions: BestUserName, Simon, Sneaky khajiit and 13 others
Clotso Coof said:
She's REALLY going to regret getting this lipedema liposuction on her arms if the surgery goes bad. There are so many things that can go wrong.
Click to expand...
She’s going to regret it even if all goes according to plan. She’s already said that the arm compression (she’s occasionally used) is the worst thing ever. That’s without the extensive bruising she’ll suffer, and the compulsory 24/7 wearing them while her arms drip out fluids. She’ll even struggle trying to lift food up to her mouth.

The legs were nothing in comparison to the arms. At least when she had her thighs done she could use her arms to take her compression gear/bandages on and off. She can’t exactly use her legs to get that arm compression on. I’m expecting non-compliance on the arm compression once she stops paying for an in-home nurse. If you’ve ever seen a breast cancer patient get lymphedema post surgery, you’ll know the struggles they have with the compression wear. I don’t know any woman that managed their compression sleeves without someone else to put them on or get them off.

Edit: spelling
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: BestUserName, Rem Farms, Simon and 26 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back