Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Spasticus Autisticus]

"My Dinner"

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Someone protect this dog

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No, the dog is thinking "there is no way you can possibly eat all that. Even I think that's too much and I'm a dog." This absolute glutton will post about how he judges people for what they have in their grocery cart and then post a photo of him eating in one sitting enough meat to feed a family of four. The lack of shame and/or self-awareness is astounding even by lolcow standards.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

I haven't been keeping up too much, but seeing those ribs made me realize he hasn't been doing any more smoking, does he have any stated reason for it or is it just because of his decreased mobility? I remember him at least acting really into smoked meats.

 

[Revelator]

Jack calling someone a false teacher is hilarious considering the pastor at his "church" killed someone. God forgives, Jack...well, unless you don't. Then He judges you by the same metrics you judged others.

 

[AltisticRight]

Scalfatty is a zoosadist.

 

[The Stranger]

I haven't been keeping up too much, but seeing those ribs made me realize he hasn't been doing any more smoking, does he have any stated reason for it or is it just because of his decreased mobility? I remember him at least acting really into smoked meats.

Smoking takes time. Jack can hardly wait 30 minutes for the GUD MEAT to cook properly let alone hours.

 

[Professional Noticer]

His wife seems so miserable, not that I blame her. I don't follow Jack that closely but there was a point where I kind of felt sorry for him. He just wants his beast of a wife to eat some nuggies for his dumb youtube channel and she can't even act enthused.

From what I do know about Jack is that he's a pretty consistent asshole so I guess I don't blame Tammy too much.

I just love how much of a slop the whole video is
- Concept is about reviewing nuggets from taco bell, as if it's something inaccessible to most people or something
- Dogshit intro with AI drawing random food items and AI voice
- Intro card says "Tac Bell" because he can't even be fucked to get it right
- 5 minutes discussing nuggets and sauces

Truly some next level shit. Surely this is what is missing from his youtube channel to take off.

Imagine you marry someone, you are with them for life, your existence is tied together forever, and he ends up as such a fucking failure as this. Fat, no talent for his craft that he has been doing for decades, failing youtube channel, no real job, multiple strokes, Trex hand. It just goes on and on.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Jack of all people shouldn't be calling people heretics.

 

[Bassomatic]

I can't picture how awful Xmas is at the Scalfatti house hold. Jack must make it the worst and focused on him. I'd like watching him try to open things. But we know he probably demands Tam Ham opens his stuff, oh and he gets the most and opens his first.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

DJ Scalfani is back playing your favorite EDM tunes and rave classics again to bring in the New Year!

There's a fat dude at my work (like 400+) who is super into EDM and rave music as well. He's like 40 and his 60 year old dad comes and mows his lawn and stuff. Like a scalfani lite almost. What is with fat old men and music for young people dance parties? Living vicariously?

 

[p1138]

I haven't been keeping up too much, but seeing those ribs made me realize he hasn't been doing any more smoking, does he have any stated reason for it or is it just because of his decreased mobility? I remember him at least acting really into smoked meats.

Probably can't get Tammy to go put shit on the smoker for him in crappy weather. He can't do it himself, and she's probably not going to want to bother if it's too cold/rainy/whatever.

 

[Dead Air]

I actually tried the TB nuggets yesterday. They were not good. At all.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

No, the dog is thinking "there is no way you can possibly eat all that. Even I think that's too much and I'm a dog." This absolute glutton will post about how he judges people for what they have in their grocery cart and then post a photo of him eating in one sitting enough meat to feed a family of four. The lack of shame and/or self-awareness is astounding even by lolcow standards.

Yeah but they're eating literal poison in the form of sugar while he's eating real food in the form of meat, meat and meat. He's the picture of health after all and the rest of us that are capable of using self-control and eating reasonable amounts of food, especially sugar, actually are healthier than Fatty is.

I actually tried the TB nuggets yesterday. They were not good. At all.

Of course they're not. Why would you go to Taco Bell of all places for chicken nuggets? It's probably just some Sysco crap anyway.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Of course they're not. Why would you go to Taco Bell of all places for chicken nuggets? It's probably just some Sysco crap anyway.

It's probably just whatever was too shitty for KFC even, since they're both owned by Yum. They get their crap from a few, like Tyson, so barely better than Sysco.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's probably just whatever was too shitty for KFC even, since they're both owned by Yum. They get their crap from a few, like Tyson, so barely better than Sysco.

Same shit different name.

It's part of the reason I tend not to eat fast food. I actually like to know what goes into the food I eat.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

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Godspeed, Rob. You magnificent bastard.

 

[Bassomatic]

Same shit different name.

It's part of the reason I tend not to eat fast food. I actually like to know what goes into the food I eat.

uhh I know they came from Sysco, does a farmer know where his tomatos came from?

- Jack on farm to table meals. (probably)

 

[Falcon Sebben]

uhh I know they came from Sysco, does a farmer know where his tomatos came from?

- Jack on farm to table meals. (probably)

Tomatoes aren't KHARNIVORE! Jeez! At least try to get it right MOM!

But they probably came from Sysco as well. Most of these guys have one supplier for most of their stuff.

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack thinks ghee is beef tallow.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Jack thinks ghee is beef tallow.

I am going to ignore the stupid ingredients, what the fuck is that technique?

He doesn't dry the chicken from the buttermilk at all before dunking it in the egg, so it is wet to wet. This causes the "bread crumbs" to not stick on it. He then dumps it in a pot that doesn't have enough "tallow" to deep fry, but too much oil to pan fry.

The thumbnail really speaks for itself. Yum, chicken with little bits of burnt pork rinds on it.

 

[Tiresome]

Jack thinks ghee is beef tallow.

Make roast chicken you unbelievably colossal retard.