Joshua Edgington / Zesty Jesus / Zesty Jesus Derangement Syndrome - Cabal of TF2 Workshop creators, TF2bers, Valve apologists, tourists, trannies and their attacks on one man for simply caring about the integrity of the very game they claim to love so much.

piombo said:
suspicion is that he's friends with workshoppers so they fed him this info, now he's made a bingo about this update

e: also new sitrep on the video, he's got half an hour of editing done, timestamped
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so i guess he's also a scalie now? is there something this man won't coom to and immediately commission epic oc off of it?
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also how are people calling this nigger jacked like cmon lmao
 
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@Nenorocitul de nenorocit has begun curating a Google Sheets page tracking all of the Emporium members and the percentage of items added relative to them in each content update since 2010:
Nenorocitul de nenorocit said:
I've begun working on this immense fucking project in my spare time. I decided to use Google Sheets to do this. I'm starting out with cosmetic items first, in update order. Once I'm done with cosmetics, I'll then go through weapons, then unusual effects, then warpaints, then maps, etc. I've also been keeping notes as I go, as you can see in the attached screenshot. Roy had a whopping 7 items added in the Australian Christmas update out of the total 19 that were added.

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The little note indicator you can see on every Item Count cell is a note listing each item that the individual was credited for. Mostly doing this so I can keep track of everything I've already counted.
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I cannot in good conscience give an ETA on when this will be finished, as this is going to take a fucking long time, especially with the official TF2 wiki's tendency to throw tons of 503 errors at random.
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Patrick Bait-man said:
@Nenorocitul de nenorocit has begun curating a Google Sheets page tracking all of the Emporium members and the percentage of items added relative to them in each content update since 2010:

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Not just Emporium members. Every named community contributor I can find in the official wiki. I do want to add a little indicator to signify Emporium members, but I don't have access to the Emporium discord so I may need to enlist the help of someone with insider access to go through the list once I'm actually done filling this spreadsheet out. I know a potential few names who would be in there who I can label myself, but there's been so many contributors over the years, and who knows who all is in there.

I took this on as mostly a statistical project to see who all has the most # of accepted items. I'm betting the clear winner will be an Emporium member though, which should paint a pretty clear picture.
 
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Solaire of Austria said:
Is there really that much shit to pour on this Jill fag?
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It's 3 hours of an extensive deep dive into everything surrounding Meet Your Match including what lead to the update, Valve's thought process and decision making during it, the aftermath, etc. It's not a technical look at the update like lister's video, it's a surgical examination at how Valve attempted to turn TF2 into it's next esport moneymaker in the vain of DOTA 2 / CS:GO and completely failed; raping TF2's future in the process and leading it into the miserable state the game is in today, 8 years of suffering and ongoing.
 
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December 28th, 2024 Stream Summary:
>MYM video is still being worked on with two sections left to be edited, could take another few weeks to complete
>discusses the overcast situation, mentions talking with the guys that made the map, says one of the emporium members told one of the creators they could keep using said member's assets for £500 / $630
>discusses the 7th comic talking about his opinion on the comics (tl;dr he doesn't like them) and how the ending line made him peeved
>proceeds to react to SoylerLight's recent Caber video and lose his shit over Soyler's rotten compie brain (Caber nerf is good, actually) and his greedy ass (1 sponsor and 7 mid-rolls in his video, adblocker wasn't working)
>afterwards proceeds to react to TheFag Show's Quickplay section in his latest video and nearly cries from TheTard's retardation (Casual is fine, Quickplay doesn't matter, give up chud)
>tfw you're the last non sub-80 IQ retard standing in the tourist-filled nu-TF2 community
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