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Maybe that's the entire problem. Or would be if he wasn't lying, but I'm sure the people who know him would be more prone to negativity towards his fat ass than people who don't.
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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Meriasek
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Pretty sure it was shared, but his absolute delusion is always welcome to be repeated here. Jesus Christ he really thinks he's some bigshot at Microsoft who should get special treatment and who has direct lines to the top brass at Microsoft.
I do hope he actually makes the switch, preferably to Linux. He already has the personal hygiene, corpulence, and abrasive personality of the most stereotypical Linux user, he'd fit right in. Except the Linux neckbeards will tear him to greasy little shreds immediately, which would be funny af.
Mac isn't for him. He's a pompous asshole, but by and large Mac users have a different vibe around them.
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The first time he Shanes into the Linux forums and starts telling them all what to do, and when challenged says that he used to work at Microsoft of all places, he's going to get hung, drawn and quartered. And banned, of course.
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Would be the first and only time he's ever been hung.
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Shane isn't leaving Microsoft we all know he's too poor for Apple and too dumb for Linux.
Meriasek
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He could try to be the kind of guy who has seen the light of FOSS, repenting for his previous Microsoft heresy, but you just know he'd complain how much better and easier things were with Windows.
It'd be hilarious because the Linux Neckbeards would not tolerate his shit. Sure, they're all bound and gagged by codes of conducts and will gladly suck the smegma of tranny cocks, but Shane is way to privileged and too broad of a target to let that go by.
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He hasn't been working in a decade or so and some people in that time code their own OS from the ground up. That's of course unreasonable to expect from virtually anybody but Shane's the type who couldn't figure out to build an RPGmaker game, something your average eight year old could figure out over the weekend, much like assembling a bed, which of course is no good to him either way as I doubt anybody who's vaguely familiar with him would let any eight year old anywhere near him, not since he was kicked out from his tech support job fixing their X-Box accounts anyway.
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Nigga are you for real? This is Daddy Cum Cannon himself! Shane is never, ever, wrong about anything, ever! That's why he gets banned from everywhere he posts, because he is so correct about everything, and those sour strawberries that administrate literally every single forum and service he has ever used are the children who are wrong! Shane is totally correct and never makes mistakes! That's why he has such a great life that he never feels the need to lie about!
If Shane were to ever turn up on a Linux forum (assuming he hasn't been pre-emptively banned from them all), he would approach it with this mindset. He's only leaving Microsoft because Microsoft banned him because they couldn't handle his epic truth bombs that embarrassed all those losers who never achieved the height of "Xbox Live Account Support Phone Monkey" and had to make do with lesser jobs such as coder, QA, management, janitor, project lead, literally Bill Gates, etc. So he would Kool Aid Man into the forum and tell everyone how Linux should be, specifically that it should be just like Windows because
Pattern recognition is for lesser beings who don't count involuntary anal cutlery insertion as one of their greatest life achievements.
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This guy couldn't even setup his own Hackentosh. Forget trying to run some Linux destro or buying an MacMini.
When Shane was in grade 1 and his teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up he responded "a cutlery drawer". When he grew older and fatter and was called a refrigerator he corrected the record and told them that he's a knife block. Look, he can't be a magnetic knife holder because he has a shit personality.
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Sadly he still has it: -
That site you linked to either isn't working properly, or his privacy settings are causing his gamertag not to appear on there.
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That's naming your daughter Rozy so it rhymes with the streaming platform you're currently tolerated on faggotry, not gonna lie. Probably the highest tier of faggotry you can reach without actually being Nick Rekieta.
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He can be though. He's held at least one butter knife up his ass.
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I don't think Microsoft really gives a shit if Shane installs Linux on some prebuilt. (Not that I'm sure he can despite how easy it is these days.)
I love how this is all over the price on some movie in the Xbox store. And how that tells Shane Microsoft doesn't care about him anymore.
I love how this is all over the price on some movie in the Xbox store. And how that tells Shane Microsoft doesn't care about him anymore.
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fatty bitching at an Amazon higher up on LinkedIn because he's having customer service issues. He has had more complains against businesses in two years than I've had in two decades. Has to be fraud, right?
TLDR: he claims his e-ink reader is defective and the replacement delivery is taking too long
Says he's moving in late January (try not to post pictures of your new kitchen) and discloses that his "partner" (Sarah Nelson) and him do not live together.
TLDR: he claims his e-ink reader is defective and the replacement delivery is taking too long
Says he's moving in late January (try not to post pictures of your new kitchen) and discloses that his "partner" (Sarah Nelson) and him do not live together.
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I wonder how much free shit this faggot scam artist has managed to swindle out of companies with his utterly bogus manufactured complaints.
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My favorite so far has been the fucking bed frame his fat ass couldn't be bothered to assemble
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I'm sure a company that's worth over two trillion dollars really cares if they lose this poor costumer. He comes off as a typical low IQ entitled whitey that was never told no in their life. Should have been disciplined more often growing up.
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Shane is buying these treats with money he attained through theft from hard-working taxpayers. Why should single moms and struggling families have to finance this lazy whale’s goodies? Fuck him forever.