EU People, go buy yourselves underpants! / The EU wants to prohibit cotton

Bespoke translations by yours truly. Articles 1 [A] and 2 [A] by Danisch, third one [A] is linked in the first one


People, go buy yourselves underpants!​


Ideally a large stockpile.

The EU wants to ban cotton.

In the future, you only get underpants out of recycling polyester and old car tires. And only string thongs to cut down on material use.





Plastic underpants​


Well spotted.

Cotton ban

Hello Hadmut!

Completely normal EU insanity: Just recently, in retail stores, the plastic bags had to be replaced by reusable cotton shopping bags in order to save the planet - and soon, cotton clothes will have to be replaced by plastic clothes, also in order to save the planet.

Kind regards,

Well, it's just like with drinking straws. Before, we had good drinking straws made of plastic, in paper wrappers. In order to save the planet, we now have drinking straws made of paper, but those come in plastic wrappers, so they don't become soft.

Suggestion: Add a pair of handles to the cotton underpants. If someone asks, you can say it's a shopping bag. And if nobody asks, you've got a pair of suspenders.





New rules in the EU: Classic cotton could become prohibited soon​


The fashion industry is undergoing a transformation. While Europe is striving for a circular economy, it becomes clear that cotton does not fulfill the standards of the future. The production of cotton uses a hefty amount of resources and harms the environment.

"Fashion United" reports that around 10,000 liters [2,641 gallons] of water and one liter [1 quart] of chemicals are required for the production of one kilogram [2.2 lbs] of cotton. These chemicals jeopardize a sustainable use of the acreage that only regenerates slowly. Additionally, cotton does not fulfill the European mandates for the year 2030. By then, 50 percent of materials must be recycleable and 25 percent must be completely circulation-compatible. But cotton fiber is too small and too weak in order to be completely circular.

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In the EU, a prohibition of cotton may be coming.

The European Union has set the goal of getting all materials into a complete circulation by 2050. This increases the pressure on the fashion industry. Strong guidelines such as the Corporate Sustainability Due Diligence Directive (CSDDD) and the Corporate Reporting Directive (CSRD) are forcing the companies' hand, but let the question open whether these measures are sufficient. Without concrete measures, the efforts remain fractured and inefficient.

A prohibition of cotton could be necessary in the long term. There are already promising alternatives like innovative textile fibers and advanced recycling technologies. The ecological and social damages of cotton have been unambiguously proven in the meantime. But moving over to a circular economy requires determined action and a clear strategy.
 
I hate the EU so fucking much. I wish a trillion decades of nothing but atonement, retribution, restitution, and penance for every single person who is responsible for that institution.

Every recycling mandate is fucking retarded and everybody advocating for one should spend at least two years learning proper economics.
 
More EU bullshit, probably designed to get people to panic buy cotton or agree to an alternative piece of stupidity designed to line someone's pockets.

Cotton CAN be recycled a couple of times as long as it's blended with new cotton.
Once that limit has been reached, it can be turned into insulation - which would cut down on fuel costs and reduce emissions.
I also seem to recall that it can be used in paper manufacture as well, so less trees being cut down.

Cotton, being a natural fibre, will also rot down in a compost bin, which polyester certainly does not.
 
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