Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Professional Noticer]

As much as I think Nick is a shitlord retard cope man, I really doubt he was actively encouraging his kids to do coke.
I believe that they have seen him do it and tried it, for sure, but for him to actually go like "hey, here, have some" seems a bit much to me. I think these guys just heard the story and are relaying it through a game of paper cup telephone.

Then again that man has had such a fucking downspiral that it could be true - I just need some EBIDANCE before I embrace this reality.

 

[JustStopDude]

Austrian economics seems to be faring better for my Argentinian friends than this Marxist nonsense being implemented in my country.

I wouldn't exactly say it's like all sunshines and rainbows. The average Agentinian is feeling the a significant pinch. They are showing remarkable patience.

 

[Maude Snew]

As much as I think Nick is a shitlord retard cope man, I really doubt he was actively encouraging his kids to do coke.
I believe that they have seen him do it and tried it, for sure, but for him to actually go like "hey, here, have some" seems a bit much to me. I think these guys just heard the story and are relaying it through a game of paper cup telephone.

Then again that man has had such a fucking downspiral that it could be true - I just need some EBIDANCE before I embrace this reality.

No you're right that incel prude kid of his must have stolen his precious cocaine, he should report her to the police and sue her for the stealening, which would defeat the CPS case as their main evidence would be a child enjoying prison for felony buzzkilling and Nick would be deemed funny and weird by the judge and free to go and get awarded all the cocaine ever. Total Nick Victory!

 

[Captain Dipshit]

Nick was mentioned on the most recent Adam Friedland Show Podcast, released today. The guest, Brace Belden, knew his name and the story.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVRe2cEuR1Q (timestamp)(PreserveTube)

My best friend Nick Mullen is so much cooler than Nick Rekeita

 

[Major]

I wouldn't exactly say it's like all sunshines and rainbows. The average Agentinian is feeling the a significant pinch. They are showing remarkable patience.

You can say that again. Rich Argentinian I know has friends who go to Australia to work as farm labourers.

 

[Melty Butter]

As much as I think Nick is a shitlord retard cope man, I really doubt he was actively encouraging his kids to do coke.
I believe that they have seen him do it and tried it, for sure, but for him to actually go like "hey, here, have some" seems a bit much to me. I think these guys just heard the story and are relaying it through a game of paper cup telephone.

Then again that man has had such a fucking downspiral that it could be true - I just need some EBIDANCE before I embrace this reality.

After watching his Dec. 18, 2023 stream detailing (with specificity) Ketamine (that we know they were doing) coupled with the many Aaron clips of how Nick would lecture about the physiological reactions of drugs with certain dosages being acceptable and even healthy... I've settled on this:

They were dosing her as an alternative to ADHD meds. She didn't know it; that's why in interviews the kids claim not to know about coke.

There are five contexts/reasons that this makes sense for Nick:

1. Libertarian: He maintains that the government should not regulate drugs. He's consistent on this through a multitude of streams.
   
   
2. Covid: This amped it up. He is an anti-vaxxer, predictably, but the hyperbolic issues of censorship around alternative treatments didn't help. Nick lost his sense of smell and taste, and whined for months, but the vax, never!
   
   
3. Other Alternative Medicine: His weekly family appointment to the chiropractor (who has since fired him), Kayla's CBD oils claiming that it cured her sleeping issues (or restless leg - I forget) issues vs. Western meds.
   
   
4. Distrust of his MD: Many clips bemoan that his tests that revealed a healthy liver - he was surprised along with the rest of us.
   
   
5. Random use of Provigil: There are countless clips of Nick discussing how he dosed with Provigil as needed - to drive long distances, etc.

This is Aaron's theory, and it's mine. Others ITT came to that conclusion before Aaron voiced it, or I became convinced.

Edit: Clarity

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

No you're right that incel prude kid of his must have stolen his precious cocaine, he should report her to the police and sue her for the stealening, which would defeat the CPS case as their main evidence would be a child enjoying prison for felony buzzkilling and Nick would be deemed funny and weird by the judge and free to go and get awarded all the cocaine ever. Total Nick Victory!

This exact dream plays out nightly (because nick has no anxiety nor remorse at all from the ego protection and pathological lying even to himself)

and the whimpers of “I’m hungry” break him out of this pleasant dreamworld, and he has to hide his disgust at his ghoul wife with a ruined body by merely only scowling at her,

and trying to keep his childminded squatter human flesh light placated with enough lies to keep her from BPD-ing out until the heat blows over from the multiple court cases he is directly responsible for.

Side note, how many times does a loser pervert like nick need to lie to the court about the nature of the crackwhore brainlet not being a “visitor” or “nanny” but the worst possible thing to he regularly brings around his children and pretend is normal short of the actual cocaine or malnourishment.

 

[Vect]

I think these guys just heard the story and are relaying it through a game of paper cup telephone.

LawCope Balldoprude I would never, I say never, do any of the anythings you're suggesting!

Clearly his daughter just fell nostril first into a snow peak of sinful cocaine, could happen to anyone!

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Clearly his daughter just fell nostril first into a snow peak of sinful cocaine, could happen to anyone!

"If you think I gave my daughter cocaine, you're a stupid motherfucker" shrieked the cucked balldoman. His daughter only tested 10x over the threshold amount (equal to what a regular user would test) because she wasn't using cocaine.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Random use of Provigil: There are countless clips of Nick discussing how he dosed with Provigil as needed - to drive long distances, etc.

If Nick has narcolepsy, as he said he does, then this makes sense. It's prescribed to help daytime sleepiness in narcoleptics.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Nick, there is literally no coming back from your daughter testing positive for cocaine. That was the nail in the coffin. Nothing you've done or will ever do, will stop people from bringing it up. This is your legacy now. You are the lawyer who gave his daughter cocaine. You can keep coping, trying to control the narrative\correct the record. It does not matter. The fact that this is your priority as opposed to the fact that your daughter tested positive, is horrific and shows how monstrous of a father you are. Edit: basically, you fuck one sheep, it erases everything else and your now the sheep fucker. At least in some places it's beating your association with the balldo

 

[Professional Noticer]

LawCope Balldoprude I would never, I say never, do any of the anythings you're suggesting!

Clearly his daughter just fell nostril first into a snow peak of sinful cocaine, could happen to anyone!

This is a very weird cringe take. I never said they "accidentally fell nostril first into cocaine".
You are doing the Twitter thing when someone says "I prefer pancakes to waffles" and you reply with "SO YOU HATE WAFFLES RIGHT??".
How did this fucking connection came about? That's not what I said at all.
Just because I don't think Nick would directly drug the kids doesn't mean it has to be a ridiculous situation like that.

Do you feel like kids are not influenced by their parents actions? Especially when the parents are too busy having orgies and leaving shit unattended.
There is a reason white trash parents create white trash kids. Or ghetto parents create ghetto kids. They just normalize some behaviors - violence, abuse, drugs, etc.
You really don't need to be a psychologist to understand that behaviors are often shared between people that live close together.

After watching his Dec. 18, 2023 stream detailing (with specificity) Ketamine (that we know they were doing) coupled with the many Aaron clips of how Nick would lecture about the physiological reactions of drugs with certain dosages being acceptable and even healthy... I've settled on this:

They were dosing her as an alternative to ADHD meds. She didn't know it; that's why in interviews the kids claim not to know about coke.

There are five contexts/reasons that this makes sense for Nick:

1. Libertarian: He maintains that the government should not regulate drugs. He's consistent on this through a multitude of streams.
   
   
2. Covid: This amped it up. He is an anti-vaxxer, predictably, but the hyperbolic issues of censorship around alternative treatments didn't help. Nick lost his sense of smell and taste, and whined for months, but the vax, never!
   
   
3. Other Alternative Medicine: His weekly family appointment to the chiropractor (who has since fired him), Kayla's CBD oils claiming that it cured her sleeping issues (or restless leg - I forget) issues vs. Western meds.
   
   
4. Distrust of his MD: Many clips bemoan that his tests that revealed a healthy liver - he was surprised along with the rest of us.
   
   
5. Random use of Provigil: There are countless clips of Nick discussing how he dosed with Provigil as needed - to drive long distances, etc.

This is Aaron's theory, and it's mine. Others ITT came to that conclusion before Aaron voiced it, or I became convinced.

Edit: Clarity

Sure, that's a bit more possible.
I honestly don't follow Nick or Aaron streams, they are incredibly boring. I just tune in when something happens.

However, Aaron has proven multiple times that he isn't very trustworthy, and has a lot of hate for Nick (especially when he got actually unironically cucked by him in every way).
I wouldn't consider his theory too far honestly.

Isn't it easier to just get ADHD pills? ADHD medication is very common in America, people are doing that since highschool.
Even with distrust from MDs, surely they would see alternatives before RESORTING TO GIVING COCAINE FOR A CHILD. You telling me he doesnt trust ADHD pills but HE TRUSTS COCAINE? It just doesn't make fucking sense.

Are you telling me COCAINE is easier/cheaper to get for kids to calm down? Even just from a money standpoint, it doesn't make sense.
Getting your kid addicted to cocaine is another cocaine user, which surely cannot be cheap.

There's a lot here that doesn't make sense in this totally reasonable explanation from his mortal enemy who lost his wife to.

Doesn't mean it's impossible. Maybe I am indeed wrong. But Nick is an egocentric maniac and I just don't think that fits his character.
You guys are painting him as a cartoon villain character with all these flaws, like he is fucking Dr Claw laughing at inspector Gadget or some shit.

I know you guys WANT this to have happen because it would be funny and you get to shit on Nick even more, but that doesnt make it true just because a random guy said on a podcast.

Maybe I'm wrong and he was trying to get kids addicted to cocaine. I'll be the first to admit that was the case if more proof comes out.

 

[clipartfan92]

36,000 views in 9 hours. Wonder how many will look up Nick?

 

[not william stenchever]

Isn't it easier to just get ADHD pills? ADHD medication is very common in America, people are doing that since highschool.
Even with distrust from MDs, surely they would see alternatives before RESORTING TO GIVING COCAINE FOR A CHILD. You telling me he doesnt trust ADHD pills but HE TRUSTS COCAINE? It just doesn't make fucking sense.

Can you give me an example of anything Rekieta has done since mid 2022 that does make sense?

 

[Burt Macklin]

They were dosing her as an alternative to ADHD meds. She didn't know it; that's why in interviews the kids claim not to know about coke.

Wouldn't this have shown up in a drug test?

If he was drugging his daughter, lock him up, throw away the key, indefinitely. Sick piece of shit.

 

[Professional Noticer]

Can you give me an example of anything Rekieta has done since mid 2022 that does make sense?

Damn you got me, that's conclusive proof then.:

"He did a lot of stupid things which means he also did these things we just made up with no proof".

As I said, I think you want to believe more bad shit because it's funny to see the lolcows dig themselves deeper, so you are just throwing shit like "well he PROBABLY did it" and "he SEEMS like the kinda guy that would do that".

 

[Maude Snew]

basically, you fuck one sheep, it erases everything else and your now the sheep fucker. At least in some places it's beating your association with the balldo

That's not a sheep, that's just April but it's an easy mistake to make, she gets mistaken for livestock frequently.

 

[Neetorino]

"he SEEMS like the kinda guy that would do that".

Because he is. Simple as, brotherman.

 

[AnOminous]

I know you guys WANT this to have happen because it would be funny and you get to shit on Nick even more, but that doesnt make it true just because a random guy said on a podcast.

Not really. I dearly wish it had NOT happened. I don't actually believe the idea he was cutting out lines of coke for his daughter as "medicine" or the way worse speculations that have a thread of their own.

However, about when his daughter would have been exposed to cocaine, however that happened, he went on maudlinly about some horrible health crisis, and that this is just the kind of thing that happens "when you're a dad," and it really sounds like at the very least, his daughter got into OD territory with cocaine and he chose not to get her medical assistance to preserve his own ass, because that's just how pathetic a piece of shit he is.

I hope he does at some point tell his "real truth" about all this because I'd love to have my concerns alleviated by some absolutely innocent explanation for how this possibly could have happened. And "hurr durr the evil pigs rubbed cocaine in her hair" bullshit will not qualify.

 

[Vecr]

Wouldn't this have shown up in a drug test?

What do you mean? It did show up in the drug test.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/page-7281#post-19864798

Probably multiple, but it's hard to tell.