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[Virus]

When me and my brother were both 10, I accidentally convinced him to take a dickpic on our mother's phone.

 

[Hat]

When me and my brother were both 10, I accidentally convinced him to take a dickpic on our mother's phone.

"accidentally"
Right.

 

[QB 290]

Not actually bald despite how badass it makes you look

 

[Spelling Bee]

I have never won or even participated in a single Spelling Bee. And to be honest I don't even know why I chose the name.

 

[TsumTsum]

I used to think that they peeled oranges, sliced them, and repeeled them in the factory. Pre-sliced oranges.

I thought this until I was 17.

 

[Count groudon]

I used to want to be part of the circus when I was younger, and even taught myself quite a few carnival tricks. Unfortunately this ambition was crushed when my mom finally pulled me aside one day and told me the circus is where people work when they have literally no place else to go.

 

[Somar]

I actually don't like the fangame Somari

 

[ADN_VIII]

My brothers and I love have the same numbers in our respective birthdays, merely switched around.

 

[yasscat]

I'm hyperflexible to the point that I can dislocate my hips without any pain...which is probably a bad thing.

 

[melty]

I don't really like chocolate that much.

 

[Jason Genova]

I can military press 270

 

[DatBepisTho]

Despite sporting some rad Mothman avatars, Wendigo is my favorite cryptid/folk monster.

The Mothman is definitely in my Top Five, though.

 

[Jan_D3]

I consider myself as bi-asexual due to the fact I lack a sex-drive, but find myself romantically attracted to people of both genders.


I lack a sex-drive.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

I have the same DOB as Laura Kate Dale.

 

[Aquinas]

I have a penis smaller than my ego

 

[drain]

I like to draw, and I like to think that I'm improving

Spoiler

 

[Doomguy246]

I said I was born in Mar, 21st 1907 in the city of North Pole.

This will help me keep track of this critical information.

EVERYTHING ABOVE IS A LIE!

In reality I'm in a ten miles radius of Disneyland, CA.

 

[VJ 120]

I sleep with a teddy bear.

 

[vertexwindi]

I can put both feet in my neck.

Not sure what good that'll do me, but it's a hellava ice breaker.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I used to earn money by being a fashion model before I gained weight. I want to do it again once I lose it.