Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Y'know, Bob's hatred for Playstation is more subdued but I do remember he hated the PS3 and said the first two were flukes. Do you think he views Crash Bandicoot in a negative light? Bob always come off to me as the classic Nintendo fan-turned-vidya critic: he's played a lot of games, but isnt "well-read" on games. A lot of Nintendo fans have never played Crash, Spyro, Thief, Rayman, Final Fantasy, Halo, Timesplitters, Beyond Good & Evil, Uncharted, Jak, Ratchet, GoW, Prince of Persia or really anything with a cult following from either PCs or competing consoles. So their experience of other genres of game is very limited
He hated the Playstation because it wasn't Nintendo, also because he couldn't afford it. But I don't think he's played a lot of games. Gaming has always been a pricey hobby, even when it was cheaper, and I can see Bob's family supporting three children not wanting to spend money on NES and SNES games outside of maybe one or two at Christmas and birthdays. He probably had ten or so games total in his library and for the rest, he's basing his assumptions on the cartoons, articles he read in Nintendo Power back in the day, and maybe watching some videos on youtube.

If you bought Bob a PS5, some games, and a decent TV, he'd probably refuse to play them after a few hours once he realized just how wrong he was about all his takes. Or he'd pretend he never said that shit. He'd probably love Ratchet & Clank if he gave it a shot since the games are bright and colorful, and feature a world where one corporation has a complete monopoly over everything.

Also, I hate to be this guy, but Rayman, Timesplitters, and Beyond Good & Evil were all on Nintendo consoles.
 
There's also the whole thing about people telling the studio that the design looked like shit and they had the audacity to listen to them. If there's one thing Bob hates it's when fans get what they want. He's firmly on the "auteur" side, always.
Lets be honest, here fat ass is pissed fact that studio listened to Sonic fans. Fatso couldn't give a shit for the "auteur" crap, he only cares if it pisses off people he despises. Like, imagine of the Mario animated movie didn't have the Brooklyn shit, do ya think fat ass would even DARE to complain? Fuck no! He'd sit silently and nod his head.
The thing that will always get me about this whole Sonic film design saga is that he joined in with everyone online making fun of the design only to immediately get pissed off when the studio capitulated and decided to do the redesign.

The way his mind works is so fascinating to me.
 
The thing that will always get me about this whole Sonic film design saga is that he joined in with everyone online making fun of the design only to immediately get pissed off when the studio capitulated and decided to do the redesign.

The way his mind works is so fascinating to me.
Because he thought the ones who were making fun of the design were people like him, people who despised Sonic and the fans. But, moment the changes happen, fatass realized the ones who mocked "ugly Sonic" were the fans and their voices were heard and changes were made. So, naturally he's now seething mad that fans got their wish, instead of being mocked and "eating the slop they got" like they deserve.
 
For my first three reactions:
>> Nazibob has entered the chat.
[2024.12.27-01]
echo.jpg

[2024.12.27-05]
trump-illegals.jpg
Apparently, Moviebob would happily starve to death to own California's agricultural Trump voters. Moviebob has irrefutably claimed that California does grow all of America's food, you know...

[2024.12.27-07]
hate.jpg
Nah, Bobby's hate has made him funny.
You're both wrong. Moviebob's hatred has made it more evil.



[2024.12.27-02] Did you know Evil is also a democratic enterprise?
evil.jpg
So says Moviebob, member of the idiotic, obtuse, thorny majority.



27Dec#03
The Ultimate, Apocalyptic End Of Trump, Season 222.
trump.jpg
The reason the media said nothing about Hitler 2.0 raping women and acting skeevily toward children? That soul was Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr.

Seeing as how Trump is hardly innocent of such lecherous behavior, the media would be flashing red beacons and sounding the alarms of Donald's proclivities non-stop. That is the one reason why @WyoTriumphRider's post here comes off as total buffalo shit.



[2024.12.27-04] Trump says Merry Christmas to Governor Justin Trudeau.
"Merry Christmas, you filthy, filthy animal. Filthy. Very, very filthy."

trump-trudeau.jpg
Dubya was teachable. Moviebob is not.




[2024.12.27-12]
drones.jpg
How can Moviebob convince others when Bob has demonstrated a perpetual illiteracy to observable reality?



[2024.12.27-16] Tech Bros think they are nerds, but they are actually jocks. Thinkers, aka Elite Artists and Writers, can do engineering better than engineers do.
engine.jpg
Moviebob's dilemma: Bob is much too fat to be a jock and much too stupid to be a nerd.

How many Artists / Writers who turned Engineers...
A tally I'm genuinely curious about.

...did Bobby meet in the MIT watering holes he frequents?
None, I'm guessing. Either because they can detect Moviebob's stench or aura of idiocy from at least three parsecs away.



[2024.12.27-24]
mario.jpg
Mario is not "woke". Never has been. Never will be. Nobody can concurrently be woke and tolerant; wokeness and tolerance have been shown to have 0% compatibility with each other.
 
28Dec#01
gdp.jpg

28Dec#02
costco.jpg

28Dec#03
nazi.jpg

28Dec#04
Workers of America unite... under Biden!!!
workers.jpg

28Dec#05
coulter.jpg
Ann Coulter is not wrong at all. BTW, this is "Coultergeist":
Phil Coulter supplies some 90% of elevator music in Ireland.

28Dec#06
Whore discourse.
whore.jpg

28Dec#07
No idea
basililk.jpg


28Dec#08
Still more on mediocre talking animal cartoons. Bobby is glad that, at least in his imagination, everyone aged over 50 hates Sonic.
50.jpg

28Dec#09a
Yes. Bobby still checks out Twitter.
sonic1.jpg
rDrama.net used my screenshot and links to KF.

28Dec#09b
sonic5.jpg
No Bobby, you are no longer nine; you'll be 44 in two months. Let it go.

28Dec#10
bat.jpg

28Dec#11
Monkey! Everybody likes monkeys!
monkeys.jpg

28Dec#12
dasha.jpg
"Dasha" is Dasha Nekrasova, someone I came across in the last update (27Dec#23) and I don't care to know more about her. Bobby will probably volunteer to be her protector.


28Dec#13
netflix.jpg

28Dec#14
"There's no trace of my money. My office is gone. What will I do?"
"This is the 24th century; materials need no longer exist", Picard presumably speaks from a immaterial, disembodied mirage.
trek.jpg
In other words, post-scarcity deprives life of goals and meanings. In a world where any material needs are instantly satisfied, the thirst of knowledge and the pursuit of sensory excitement can be even more trivially sated. Charity will become obsolete because even the poorest can have a five-star banquet conjured out of thin energy. Bobby suggests destroying other people's material possession for fun, but what fun can it be when your enemy can get a bigger space armada than the one you just destroyed yesterday? If this is fun, it is a Sisyphean type of fun. Still Camus say Sisyphean fun is possible so *shrugs shoulders*.
 
If you bought Bob a PS5, some games, and a decent TV, he'd probably refuse to play them after a few hours once he realized just how wrong he was about all his takes. Or he'd pretend he never said that shit. He'd probably love Ratchet & Clank if he gave it a shot since the games are bright and colorful, and feature a world where one corporation has a complete monopoly over everything.
Yknow I based some of my observations on ExoParadigmGamer, who is kinda an autistic diehard nintendo guy but who is more likeable than Bob because he admits he was narrow minded because he avoided Xbox and PS2 and now he loves Halo and funnily enough Ratchet. I appreciate him spreading his wings but I always found him enjoying Ratchet the best to be a bit typical as it's the most Nintendo Playstation game in terms of aesthetic. Essentially edgier Crash Bandicoot tends to be the most different Nintendrones tend to tolerate when it comes to exploring other game libraries
Also, I hate to be this guy, but Rayman, Timesplitters, and Beyond Good & Evil were all on Nintendo consoles.
Tru, but my point is rather that while they had access to those games they were niche because they were the kinds of games that they avoided. Not that these are artsy hardocore games, a platformer, a GoldenEye successor and a Zeldalike are very typical but just merely being from non-Nintendo companies and non-First Party means Nintendo people avoid them as if it's CoD
 
28Dec#08
Still more on mediocre talking animal cartoons. Bobby is glad that, at least in his imagination, everyone aged over 50 hates Sonic.
50.jpg
It's been more than a week since his shitty Sonic 3 video, and he's still assblasted over it. Even on Christmas, instead of spending some quality time with his nephews, he must have spent the whole day fuming on social media about Sonic and Shadow.

28Dec#09b
sonic5.jpg
No Bobby, you are no longer nine; you'll be 44 in two months. Let it go.
Bob was 32 years old when he released his Mario book, which is more than old enough to realize how unbelievably retarded it is to compare the console wars to an actual conflict, especially one as dreadful as Vietnam.
 
It's been more than a week since his shitty Sonic 3 video, and he's still assblasted over it. Even on Christmas, instead of spending some quality time with his nephews, he must have spent the whole day fuming on social media about Sonic and Shadow.


Bob was 32 years old when he released his Mario book, which is more than old enough to realize how unbelievably retarded it is to compare the console wars to an actual conflict, especially one as dreadful as Vietnam.
Even if we were to be charitable and want to read it as a joke, he takes himself so seriously that it's hard to actually do so.
 
Bob craves the existence of Oxygenless Wastelands whereupon the Red State MAGAnaiseghoulen will be sequestered to expire. In Minecraft.
27Dec#11
Someone who claims to be present during Luigi's court appearances says that, unlike what journoroaches claim, there weren't "dozens" or "rows and rows" of women in attendance.
as opposed to Bob, who thinks spouting how pro-abortion he is will have him drowning in pussy.

27Dec#27
seaurchin.jpg

I don't mind them but I don't find them as delectable as many people do. To me they're just umami paste. Plus they are far, far too expensive.
I'm assuming these retards don't realize sea urchins have edible parts, and are imagining people biting down on an intact spiny sea urchin like trying to eat a fucking porcupine raw. BTW I've tried sea urchin (sushi/sashimi) before, it's O-K, but yeah, too expensive to have on the regular.
Apparently, Moviebob would happily starve to death to own California's agricultural Trump voters. Moviebob has irrefutably claimed that California does grow all of America's food, you know...
...and that the midwest and southern Red Ghoul States ONLY grow animal fodder, not people-food...
Moviebob's dilemma: Bob is much too fat to be a jock and much too stupid to be a nerd.
the qualities of a "jock" are narcissism and a drive to succeed. Bob is a narcissist but the lazy type rather than the 'driven' type.
28Dec#06
Whore discourse.
I don't think they mean a thing called a literal "pork shop" but Bob and company are too fucking stupid to realize that kosher/halal Jews and Muslims would not like a non-kosher butchery in their neighborhood and that was the point. Bob too stupid to realize this.
No Bobby, you are no longer nine; you'll be 44 in two months. Let it go.
I am much, much older than Bob. Yet still young enough to know what the fuck was up during the Nintendo-Sega era.

No, Bob, there were no actual Console Wars. That was commercial propaganda. NOBODY in their right mind ever fucking took "Sega does what Nintendon't" seriously. Certainly nobody in my age group. Certainly nobody in the age range of the kids that would have been Bob's age. If we had a friend with a different console, they'd bring it over and we'd play it. Nobody gave a fuck. Hell if we wanted to we could RENT a console for a week and play the associated games as well. Wasn't that expensive. Bob's just a damn autistic sped way too invested in Consooming Product.
two things work for "going on in the background to just listen to": Radio, and shit you've watched SO MANY TIMES that you remember what's going on in your head already.

Bob was 32 years old when he released his Mario book, which is more than old enough to realize how unbelievably retarded it is to compare the console wars to an actual conflict, especially one as dreadful as Vietnam.
which is why he tried to retcon that line as "It was just a JOKE, bro!"
 
[2024.12.28-01]
gdp.jpg
Observe that this map only shows where this majority of America's GDP is produced. There is no indication as to what makes these 100 counties so profitable. Agriculture? Tech? Tourism?



[2024.12.28-02]
costco.jpg
As long as my personal safety isn't at stake, whatever.



[2024.12.28-03]
nazi.jpg
Reposted by Moviebob, racist Nazi.



[2024.12.28-05]
coulter.jpg
Ann Coulter is not wrong at all.
Nope. Yet why can't Moviebob find a tech job with the Democratic Party? After all, Bob is an indentured servant who embraces the Democrats' worst policies...
 
28Dec#14
"There's no trace of my money. My office is gone. What will I do?"
"This is the 24th century; materials need no longer exist", Picard presumably speaks from a immaterial, disembodied mirage.
trek.jpg
In other words, post-scarcity deprives life of goals and meanings. In a world where any material needs are instantly satisfied, the thirst of knowledge and the pursuit of sensory excitement can be even more trivially sated. Charity will become obsolete because even the poorest can have a five-star banquet conjured out of thin energy. Bobby suggests destroying other people's material possession for fun, but what fun can it be when your enemy can get a bigger space armada than the one you just destroyed yesterday? If this is fun, it is a Sisyphean type of fun. Still Camus say Sisyphean fun is possible so *shrugs shoulders*.
To Bob, this is perfect. He is free to indulge whenever he wants. He believes being on the Enterprise will mean he just presses some buttons once in a while, and then gets to go bang celebrities in the Holodeck between gorging on matter replica buffets and blowing shit up for the sake of it.

The funny thing is, if you put Bob on a space trip, especially one to the moon, he'd hate it because he'd get bored within three seconds and cry about not having internet access.
Even if we were to be charitable and want to read it as a joke, he takes himself so seriously that it's hard to actually do so.
He goes back and forth on whether it was supposed to be a joke or not. Considering he was insistent that it was serious and he was proud of it for almost a decade, I do think this was him being genuine. And that's always what's made it so funny.
 
To Bob, this is perfect. He is free to indulge whenever he wants. He believes being on the Enterprise will mean he just presses some buttons once in a while, and then gets to go bang celebrities in the Holodeck between gorging on matter replica buffets and blowing shit up for the sake of it.
Honestly, I think its lower and more basic than that, even. Bob wants to be in command of his own enterprise because then he gets to go out, and have the power of god over lesser peoples and civilizations. How many Star Trek episodes involve contact with a technologically inferior or culturally different species in crisis, and how many of those are about the moral dilemma involved in deciding what to do, if anything, for them?

Now put our favorite Eugenicist in the position of authority on that, and tell me he wouldn't absolutely fucking delight in 'fixing' species. He sees himself as superior and he is desperate for the power and authority to act on that. He'd throw the Prime Directive out at port, and would be a genuine tyrant among the stars. Our only saving grace is that the Federation would have likely institutionalized him against his will for his absolute deranged and dangerous takes.

The funny thing is, if you put Bob on a space trip, especially one to the moon, he'd hate it because he'd get bored within three seconds and cry about not having internet access.
As space flight becomes genuinely more and more common over the next 20 years, Bob will literally never shup up about the bigotry of him not being able to participate in it - Even if he found the money to go private or suddenly became such a useful engineer that placing him in space was worthwhile, they wouldn't be able to. He's genuinely too fat to go to space. This isn't even just a launch weight concern, or a engineering/design concern in the suits or spacecraft, but at that level of obesity, the multiple G's you'd be subjected to would be actually dangerous, too much pressure on the heart and lungs when that much mass gets compressed that hard and all the fluids squish back into the circulatory tract. And that's not even accounting for the physical stress of a gunt behaving at 3x its weight pushing against the internal organs, pulling at the skin. If you do survive, its liable to be a miserable, agonizing experience, and that's if you didn't rupture anything important.

Space kills fat nerds, and I think that's karmic in a way. The jocks will inherit the stars.
 
Y'know I was thinking about Cellspex and Moviebob and how a lot of fandom-aligned culture critics have a tendency to suggest ideas on how to "fix" properties they're not a fan of. Bob has tried to do it for Venom, Harry Potter, now Sonic, but do you guys remember his review of Doctor Who series 8 episode 1?

I remember reading it and I reread it a year ago and it features this same kind of ownership complex about stuff he doesn't like and how it should conform to what he wants or it's bad, even if what he wants is fundamentally different from what fans want and even critics want out of the property. At the end of the episode review he complains that the Doctor, an old man, shuts down the idea that him and the companion are an item

He says this is bad because when you dismiss shippers instead of pandering to them, you turn away women. Now this assumes women are children, but he himself admits he's never watched the show. He's saying the writers should've indulged in shipping because he as a non-fan assumes that'd work for people who are already fans of the show
1735451495510.png

He's also applied this logic to Dune, of course, which I think heavily illustrates his touristy nature of his fandom. He's a fan of being a fan, like Ebert says. He has this quasi-spiritual mythologizing of genre movies and wanting to big them up to the point of actively tearing down Dune to put his interests on the same level as it. "It's just Dune" coming from the Transformers guy is like "It's just Apocalypse Now" coming from a Fallout guy. They're only vaguely similar in that they're both works of fiction, Dune is doing way deeper shit thematically
 
Last edited:
29Dec#01
jan6.jpg

29Dec#02
maga.jpg


29Dec#03
Fauxcahontas wants to siphon the Fed's reserve to "green companies", but of course it is for the sake of growing the American economy honest! Her respondents immediately point out that she did not mention nuclear.
green.jpg

29Dec#04
musk1.jpg


29Dec#05
H-1B has suddenly become the hottest issue in America.
musk-hb1.jpg

29Dec#06
h1b.jpg

29Dec#07
hb2.jpg

29Dec#08
Costco denies clamping down on DEI. A&N.
costco1.jpg

29Dec#09
costco.jpg
In his confused verbiage Bobby hits upon a truth: East Asians in America are only regarded as "white" when they are on the chopping block, as when they apply for elite colleges. They will never join the honorary "white club"; they lot is to be taken advantage of by people either more or less melanated.

29Dec#10
Troon complains about the tackiness of megachurches -- all because someone worn his baseball hat backwards at a service!
taste.jpg
I hope most Americans still maintain enough "intellectual immune system" to recognize that men cannot become women. And yes, as an uncultured subhumanoid I'll never understand the towering intellectualism of James Gunn. Let me rot in the Sistine Chapel instead.

29Dec#11
nuts.jpg
Rent free.


29Dec#12
sup.jpg

29Dec#13
Ironfart and other MCU bullshit.
ironfart.jpg

29Dec#14
kids.jpg

29Dec#15
Once again, Bobby and co. imagine dirty things in children's cartoon.
cartoon.jpg

29Dec#16
mouth.jpg

29Dec#17
Elon Musk's discarded whore cosplays Christian.
grime.jpg

29Dec#18
Personal Vietnam shit, a comment on 28Dec#09b.
wut.jpg


29Dec#19
ball.jpg

29Dec#20
Some people notice that Twitterites are blind with envy over every little thing other people enjoy.
envy.jpg
I suspect this is a social justice problem rather than a Twitter problem: the ghost of "check your privilege".
 
29Dec#10
Troon complains about the tackiness of megachurches -- all because someone worn his baseball hat backwards at a service!
taste.jpg
I hope most Americans still maintain enough "intellectual immune system" to recognize that men cannot become women. And yes, as an uncultured subhumanoid I'll never understand the towering intellectualism of James Gunn. Let me rot in the Sistine Chapel instead.
On Christmas with his family, this fat fuck wore a hideous leather outfit that even a cock-sucking homo would consider garish. He has no right to lecture anyone else on their lack of taste or culture.
 
The PTSD from the console war is still harboring his mind
View attachment 6798292
"Sonic was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Sonic. Sonic, who loved bowling. And so, Sonic the Hedgehog, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.
Good night, sweet prince."

SOnicNAm - Copy.jpg


Thank you to our future AI overlords for bequeathing me this photo of Sonic, in the rice paddies about to go show Uncle Minh what's what. I'll remember it fondly when your metal boot is stomping on me.
 
"Sonic was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Sonic. Sonic, who loved bowling. And so, Sonic the Hedgehog, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.
Good night, sweet prince."

View attachment 6801041

Thank you to our future AI overlords for bequeathing me this photo of Sonic, in the rice paddies about to go show Uncle Minh what's what. I'll remember it fondly when your metal boot is stomping on me.
I thought Shadow was the one always with guns.
 
Back