Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Even more 8008135]

Sorry, what is that second picture from?

It's @Constellationzero 's favourite reference: Sally Shine.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Sorry, what is that second picture from?

It’s a still from an obscure Disney film no one saw, but CZ references daily.

Tower of Terror

eta: damn, ninjad by 8008135

 

[thejackal2]

So many obviously 8th grade writing level mistakes for her. She can't even fucking get its and it's right which is basic. Anyways, Australia has 27 million people and maybe 2 million fat fucks in their target demo. America has 10x more at least. The world many many more. Nobody really GAF what it means in Aussie slang other than some butthurt deathfat. It's what she deserves.

 

[Amberglow]

The chicks Anna’s size are already offended by the ‘small fats’ models in Torrid‘s new campaign, sure, the go up to six 6x but the company isn’t showcasing those big heffers.

 

[Constellationzero]

For those asking RE: Sally Shine.

Sally Shine is a Dollar Tree knockoff of Shirley Temple and other Baby Burlesque actresses of the 1920's-1930's. Shirley Temple's perpetual smile is turned rictus grin. Her twee, upbeat voice is perverted by Disney's version of the Tower of Terror victim.

And if you watch Shitter and Taters, here, you see a monstrous, grotesquerie made of, not Shirley Temple's voice and affectations, but Sally Shine's--the caricature of many child actors of the period.
This hideous, malodorous daydrunk virgin is Sally Fucking Shine, and always will be.

But, hey... she always wanted to be a Disney Princess, amirite?

 

[Trombonista]

Anna is claiming she's neurodivergent now.

Hasn't she done this before?

 

[beautiful person]

Also, she created her own.................prints? Does she mean patterns? Because the notion that this bitch was on the phone with the factory in Indonesia customizing printed fabric is ludicrous.

Late, but it's possible she used some photoshop or vector program to draft up a print digitally, and then uploaded it to a service like Spoonflower to be custom printed. Doing this is very spendy, though.

Do people even use that for ADHD though? I've mainly heard neurodivergent used when people were saying they had self-diagnosed autism.

I've literally seen faggot popstar stans claim their fave as neurodivergent due to depression or alleged bipolar disorder. "Neurodivergent" is such a stupid, non-term, created to be as intentionally vague as possible so that people can pretend to be special, as well as in constant need of patience and tolerance from strangers, without having to elaborate any further. It's like bisexual women who never date other women referring to themselves exclusively as "queer" so they can hang with other "oppressed" "queers" and be all activisty.

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Remove her giant hand from the shot, then ask 50 random people what in the everloving fuck they're looking at.

I'd love to hear their responses.

Looks like a chalky turd tbh.

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She's this miserable and she hasn't even had the arms done yet. God, she's fucking dumb. I voted that she wouldn't be bedbound until summer, but the arm "surgery" just might render her immobile. How do you put leg compression garments on when you can't even move your arms? Let alone get the arm compressors on? If it's already this much of an exhausting ordeal, she won't have the energy to do anything, in the optimistic scenario when she does successfully get her compression garments on each day (already optimistic for humoring the idea that she even takes them off each day).

This shit is a disaster in the making, and she's already a disaster.

 

[Barbarella]

Anna has been posting nothing but complaints about her health for months. Old photos of better times due to her “flares” and sad posts about things she’s had to cancel - and then one post about Scammron and Herbst thanking them for changing her life. Changing it how, making it worse?

Does she think people read each post without connecting them or noticing these inconsistencies?

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She posts that her trampoline holds 450 lbs PLUS. Oops. None of us thought she was under 450 but it’s nice to hear her admit it.

Jacqueline Adlin

Spoiler: Is a

is a Disney adult-a deathfat who lost 400 something lbs. She decided, like Anna, it was Lipedema. she had the same surgery and now is in the 600s, barely mobile, and blaming the same things Anna is. I don’t know the order of her loss as I only Discovered her after Anna got the surgery and I realized the similarities. She’s likely a cow. I don’t follow her because she’s boring, she mostly posts stuff about some Disney cards. She looked good when she lost the weight and she’s horrifying now.

 

[guhguhguhguhguhguh]

Was wondering why her fave starbucks is so far from her place. I think it must be near John’s house, she orders ahead and he picks it up on the way over. When he doesn't come over she probably does uber eats most of the time, which wouldn’t show in the starbucks app. I wonder if she’s going to move closer to John.

What if she embarrassed herself at the closer Starbucks(es)?
I'll take my clocks, sorry.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Late, but it's possible she used some photoshop or vector program to draft up a print digitally, and then uploaded it to a service like Spoonflower to be custom printed

Oh please, more likely put “<thing> —tile” into midjourney and even then that’d be too much work for her

 

[GenociderSyo]

What if she embarrassed herself at the closer Starbucks(es)?
I'll take my clocks, sorry.

There was the whole Anna on a table at starbucks for a reel once, but I think that was not local.

 

[OttoWest]

Did Anna go back to Ohio for Christmas? I can’t remember a holiday season where she has been so scarce on her socials.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Did Anna go back to Ohio for Christmas? I can’t remember a holiday season where she has been so scarce on her socials.

She stated on threads she was coming home to texas this weekend

 

[Kitkatty]

She posts that her trampoline holds 450 lbs PLUS. Oops. None of us thought she was under 450 but it’s nice to hear her admit it.

Unfortunately, it says right on the Bellicon website that it only supports up to 441 pounds. I hope someone does not get hurt because of her insistence that it’s ok for higher weights. Those bands and tubular legs will take only so much abuse before they give way.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She is making promises to the kids again she won't keep probably. The reason she needs so many surgeries so spread out is her lipedema is like concrete.

 

[-Jack-]

Does anyone else find this ironic or just me? lmao.

 

[often puzzled]

The reason she needs so many surgeries so spread out is her lipedema is like concrete.

I'm sure it's very much like concrete:

 

[GenociderSyo]

Null was asking in MATI for any notable cow stuff from 2024. Any Anna posts you think will work?

 

[Jizzrag]

Am I the only person that clocked 001 as the game master from day 1?

Uh, no, of course not. That was ment to be obvious. We even saw him as the gamemaster before he entered the game.

I believe that point- and this is just a working theory- was that he believed that people cast in these games will die no matter what based on their choices. So wether they kill them for entertainment, or leave them to their own devices the outcome is the same.

Where to begin with this? A quick explanation for you farmers who hasn’t seen it

Spoiler: Plot explanation

I’m sure you know the basis of squid game, so let’s cut right to this specific thing. When not in the games, all the players stays and sleeps in bunk beds in the same room. After each game, the players can vote weather they want to leave or not. The majority wins.
The last vote was a tie, which caused people on either side to start killing each other, as they both wanted to win.
This eventually led to the guards coming in and interrupting them, because they need enough players to continue the games.

Aight, so as I just wrote, the guards comes in and interrupt the slaughtering, because - while they don’t care about a few deaths here and there - they need enough players to continue the games.

So wether they kill them for entertainment, or leave them to their own devices the outcome is the same.

What a stupid take, especially because this whole plot is explained, word by word, by the main character right as it happens.

These games are all done for the entertainment for a few rich clients, who bets on who survives. They are heavily controlled, and there is always one (and only one) survivor.

So wether they kill them for entertainment, or leave them to their own devices the outcome is the same.

They know people are gonna die no matter what. It’s the whole point of the games. That hot take doesn’t make any sense. And I don’t just mean in this specific context, it’s like she hasn’t even seen season 1.

I’m sorry for the rambling, and I know I’m not a great writer nor even good at explaining stuff, but this has to be the most retarded take I’ve read so far. And the worst is that Anna actually views herself as an intellectual.

 

[Constellationzero]

I'm sure it's very much like concrete:

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So Sally Shine's going to be doing Culver benders?