Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I see that Patrick fooled another woman into believing his tall tale of online harassment and criminal cyberstalkers. She even proceeded to claim that Leslie wouldn't know her own mother. This Laura woman seems like a real work who wants to pretend she's someone. Never heard of her before but if your books all have similar titles and your characters is a self insert you're a shit author. It's easy to see that other authors in the field don't like Patrick and if your observations don't see that than you have worse eyesight than Stevie Wonder and can't edit worth shit so I don't know why people would hire you as an editor.

 

[Judge Holden]

Well this sure was pleasant to wake up to this morning...


My, the newest xeet is almost copypasta worthy

 

[lindsayfan]

L+fat+you're rebuked


gretchen becoming a patposter would be a huge development, as she's a prolific and fairly unhinged shitposter with an appetite for internet bloodsport. i rebuke her misogynistic novel but i'd def buy the gretchen/pat PPV. from my occasional glimpses of her online content she struck me as a bit of the maverick-y @CammieDoxGirl/@SatanicPanic!AtTheDisco archetype

 

[East_Clintwood]

Well this sure was pleasant to wake up to this morning...
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My, the newest xeet is almost copypasta worthy

Reminder that the same man who is calling someone else a chickenshit and accusing them of cowering also said this in his lawsuit:

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Reminder that the same man who is calling someone else a chickenshit and accusing them of cowering also said this in his lawsuit:
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big dick Andrew went to Hooli's and told Pat he'd be there and everything, ready to fight. Rick, of course, never showed.

and Rick also needed an escort out of one of his hearings because he was scared of Dan Mullen.

definitely not a coward.

 

[Maude Snew]

Reminder that the same man who is calling someone else a chickenshit and accusing them of cowering also said this in his lawsuit:
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Not so nice when the knock is on the other door, is it?

 

[An automatic clown]

Reminder that the same man who is calling someone else a chickenshit and accusing them of cowering also said this in his lawsuit:
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Is this the document he used a Women's Shelter legal services for ? Fucking unbelievable that went in to a legal document for a grown ass adult who brags about how many guns he has on the Internet

 

[East_Clintwood]

Is this the document he used a Women's Shelter legal services for ? Fucking unbelievable that went in to a legal document for a grown ass adult who brags about how many guns he has on the Internet

No, this is from his more recent lawsuit against the po-po for not giving him special boy treatment over his alleged SWATtings.

 

[An automatic clown]

Y

No, this is from his more recent lawsuit against the po-po for not giving him special boy treatment over his alleged SWATtings.

Ah alright, the Women's Shelter was for the restraining order against Dan "The PooPoo Man" Mullen. Hard to keep track of all this faggots lawsuits

 

[femoralcanal]

Well this sure was pleasant to wake up to this morning...
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My, the newest xeet is almost copypasta worthy

Powerleveling ahead:

Spoiler

Listen, I'm not a particularly smart man. And I'll be the first to admit I didn't try my best during school, so I never developed my writing skills in my mother tongue to a level I'd consider good enough to even fathom a carrer as an author.

English being my third language, I'm aware I have a terrible vocabulary and an even worse grammar: I use in/on and for/to interchangebly, I overuse commas and parentheses to a level I'm sure the thread regulars probably know who I am just from my mistakes, etc.

To sum it up: I'm a retard who has no right to judge other's writings.

Now, that being said: Patrick's own terrible writing never ceases to amaze me. Does the man think commas are the 6th vogal or something? Does it need to be used four times a sentence at minimum?? What about the bizarre exaggerated. Use. Of. Periods.

And.

Paragraphs.

For.

Theatrical.

And

Faux emotional effects?

Patrick I made ate least 5 attempts to read your books, but everything about them is so bad I never managed to go past page 10. Please please take some writing classes nigga.
You suck!

definitely not a coward.

Don't forget, we also have other undeniable proofs of his cowardice:

• Jon went to his city to kick his ass after Pat's threats. He found that out and actually left town!
• Dan livestreamed from Hoolies for almost 2 hours, and dared Pat to meet him there. He made sure to point out he was sitting on Patrick's favorite chair, and even brought the Jon and Ade Lappening crochet dolls.
  • Edit: For those who weren't here during that stream, I'll also point out that Pat's house is 1½ blocks from Hoolies, and that many Pests messaged Pat letting him know where Dan was in real time. So yeah Pat knew his nemesis was pissing on his turf and chickened out.
  • Patrick is an alcoholic and thinks of Hollies as his second home. What Dan did was the equivalent of him skullfucking Pat's mom in Pat's bed while wearing Tom Tomlinson's full clown make up and clown shoes, the whole time keeping his gaze locked with a weeping Patrick's, until Dan finally climaxed on his Star War toys and home-made Adirondack chairs.

 

[An automatic clown]

Powerleveling ahead:
Listen, I'm not a particularly smart man. And I'll be the first to admit I didn't try my best during school, so I never developed my writing skills in my mother tongue to a level I'd consider good enough to even fathom a carrer as an author.

English being my third language, I'm aware I have a terrible vocabulary and an even worse grammar: I use in/on and for/to interchangebly, I overuse commas and parentheses to a level I'm sure the thread regulars know who I am just from my mistakes, etc etc etc.

To sum it up: I'm a retard.

Now, that being said: Patrick's own terrible writing never ceases to amaze me. Does the man think commas are the 6th vogal or something? Does it need to be used four times a sentence at minimum?? What about the bizarre exaggerated. Use. Of. Periods.

And.

Paragraphs.

For.

Theatrical.

And

Faux emotional effects?

Patrick I made ate least 5 attempts to read your books, but everything about them is so bad I never managed to go past page 10. Please please take some writing classes nigga.
You suck!
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Don't forget, we also have other undeniable proofs of his cowardice:

• Jon went to his city to kick his ass after Pat's threats. He found that out and actually left town! View attachment 6798388
• Dan livestreamed from Hoolies for almost 2 hours, and dared Pat to meet him there. He made sure to point out he was sitting on Patrick's favorite chair, and even brought the Jon and Ade Lappening crochet dolls.View attachment 6798391View attachment 6798390

Those fuckin dolls are rib shattering every time. And the fat fuck tells everyone they're fucking voodoo dolls meant to harass him. He really is dishonest about everything.

 

[Meriasek]

Btw, what's the consensus on his model building? Iirc, he claimed to have done competitions and build masters and all sorts of stuff from scratch, how true is this?

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Looked at his Clearsky metrics for a good old laugh and I came to these non-scientific conclusions:

• He uses a metric fuckton of block lists, which I'm guessing is the random "did: insert incoherent string of numbers and letters here" because searching for them brings up nothing.
• There's a surprising amount of literary world people blocking him: Brian Keene was one of them, a lot of nobodies who have some form of "author" in the title. Surprising amount of literary agents, which goes to show that they talk in that industry and word about him has definitely spread, especially after his misogynistic attacks on Leslie.
• Even more surprising is the number of progressive/far-left aligned people (going solely by certain buzzwords and phrases/emoji in names and bios) blocking him, too.

tl;dr: Pat is fat and not even the people whose politics align with his (i.e. far-left, anti-Trump/Conservative, atheist if not anti-religion, consoomer of Disney slop, pro-LGBTQ+) want absolutely nothing to do with him and he's gradually becoming persona non grata in the literary world, and he's completely and utterly oblivious to all of this. That's pretty impressive, I must say.

 

[Judge Holden]

Looked at his Clearsky metrics for a good old laugh and I came to these non-scientific conclusions:

• He uses a metric fuckton of block lists, which I'm guessing is the random "did: insert incoherent string of numbers and letters here" because searching for them brings up nothing.
• There's a surprising amount of literary world people blocking him: Brian Keene was one of them, a lot of nobodies who have some form of "author" in the title. Surprising amount of literary agents, which goes to show that they talk in that industry and word about him has definitely spread, especially after his misogynistic attacks on Leslie.
• Even more surprising is the number of progressive/far-left aligned people (going solely by certain buzzwords and phrases/emoji in names and bios) blocking him, too.

tl;dr: Pat is fat and not even the people whose politics align with his (i.e. far-left, anti-Trump/Conservative, atheist if not anti-religion, consoomer of Disney slop, pro-LGBTQ+) want absolutely nothing to do with him and he's gradually becoming persona non grata in the literary world, and he's completely and utterly oblivious to all of this. That's pretty impressive, I must say.

I suspect the reason he is so widely blocked is because whenever he oinks out #resist fodder about drumpf or other xitter lib bandwagons which goes viral like the xeets of so many other literal retards in lib xitter, he gets a mass of "big name" accounts following him on reflex due to his highly updooted goodthink

Then comes the next day when their timelines are assaulted by a barrage of nochilds and threatening his toilet with prison, and its just that much easier to hit the block button than the unfollow button

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

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Holy shit I'm pissing myself right now. This might be one of Jenny's most absurd interactions of 2024.

Edit: I really like this lady turning his repetion schtick on him

Spoiler: Enjoy rebuking, child

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Patrick is like a human betta fish. If you put a mirror in front of him he'd NOCHILD his own reflection for hours

Enjoy prison, swimmer

 

[Bonny Sonds]

I suspect the reason he is so widely blocked is because whenever he oinks out #resist fodder about drumpf or other xitter lib bandwagons which goes viral like the xeets of so many other literal retards in lib xitter, he gets a mass of "big name" accounts following him on reflex due to his highly updooted goodthink

Then comes the next day when their timelines are assaulted by a barrage of nochilds and threatening his toilet with prison, and its just that much easier to hit the block button than the unfollow button

That, and he might indeed be on some people's "starter packs", so he gets some followers by chance when new members join.

 

[Markorian]

Btw, what's the consensus on his model building? Iirc, he claimed to have done competitions and build masters and all sorts of stuff from scratch, how true is this?

I don't know enough about model building to really weigh in myself, but I've seen more informed people say he brags about doing super basic tasks like LED soldering, but also buys middle school beginner level pre-soldered kits. So yeah, brags about shit not worth bragging about while not even accomplishing that. He probably bragged about being potty trained in 8th grade while still wearing pullups.

 

[femoralcanal]

Ok, last post of the day because I need to get stuff done at work. So please Pat stop posting hilariously stupid shit.

Anyways, I know this will be a shock to all of you, but apparently Pat can't let shit go and kept harassing Queen Les on BS.







A doughy fairy like Jen should not have challenged a gal with such a mean left hook.

Spoiler

Credit to Brotherman Stealthygeek

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Reminder that the same man who is calling someone else a chickenshit and accusing them of cowering also said this in his lawsuit:
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Kind of surprised this isn’t mentioned more by dabitters - as Rick would instantly deny it causing all sorts of legal amusement.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Btw, what's the consensus on his model building? Iirc, he claimed to have done competitions and build masters and all sorts of stuff from scratch, how true is this?

Consider the following:

a. Pat is a mythomaniac
b. Even when treading in reality's territory, he wildly exaggerates anything if it can feed his ego or help his narratives
c. He once managed to build a fence backwards
d. The "Adirondack" chairs he built
e. His 1.7 GPA (with PE carrying a lot of that weight)

I'll be nice, and concede that he might have once eaten a Kinder egg without choking on the toy capsule. I won't speculate about his skills to actually build the toy in the capsule, as such a level of wild and baseless speculation is pointless.