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https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

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Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

Also, my white trash neighbors just got a pit bull. I walked past their house and the dog is on the edge of its lead growling at me while the skinny 20 something in camo is struggling to control it.

I said nope, not today and turned around to walk a different path. Pretty sure the camo kid laughed at me for walking away. But I’m not putting life and limb in that morons hands.

I grew up with a girl who had her face ripped off by a pit bull. She had no nose or ears. I do not fuck with it.

Get a gun pussy, at least you got the option over there, I live in a no-fun-zone and cant do shit besides stabbing one of these things

From the sounds of it, he's just in no financial position to get divorced or he'd have already done it.

Most niggas cant afford a divorce now, same reason why they dont wanna get married

I've heard nothing from the guy since my post about the dog and I'm starting to wonder if it ate him or something.

Here hoping for murder suicide, in that he killed the dog and his wife but made it look like she did it all

 

[Slur Generator]

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[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

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"My husband beats me but that's just his way of showing how much he loves me"

 

[The Great Citracett]

Been 20 days, did he kill the bitch?


What about the dog?

Dog is still there. She's gone full pitmommy on it, but at the same time is starting to think maybe she got scammed because she paid so much for the stupid thing when they're free literally everywhere around. She's still trying hard to love out the shit behavior but it's not really working. Sounds like it might be going away soon and they might start looking into actual pet dogs.

She has at least 4 sets of cutesy pajamas/onesies for it, but it absolutely does not like to wear clothes. Which is understandable. Sounds like she thinks maybe dressing it up will prevent shedding or something. I wonder how many maulings happen trying to force a pitbull into feety pajamas?

It's only a few months old, I guess it was around 4 or 6 weeks old when it was adopted out. Super young, as pit pups are. They're trying to train it but it's obvious it isn't actually learning anything, it's just being motivated by food. If you don't wave treats around, it just ignores you.

It has a kennel to stay in now, but is starting to show separation anxiety and just screams when you leave it alone. It hasn't tried chewing its way out yet. If it's in the kennel, it will make noise to let you know it has to go outside to do its business, which is good. If it's just hanging out around the house, it will just try going on the floor so it has to be supervised.

It continues to try to bite the kids. Nothing stops it when it wants to bite. It's just small so it can pushed away. The wife got a squirt bottle to spray it with water like a cat when it misbehaves, since nothing else worked. Turns out water doesn't either. Unless you squirt the water directly into its ear, then it instantly drops what it's doing and walks away.

The wife also got a shock collar for it, but won't actually shock it because that would be too mean. It has a vibration mode that buzzes like a cell phone and she thought that would work to stop bad behavior. It does nothing.

Other fun things it's been up to:

- My friend has started calling it Jeff. As reference to some meme. His wife is super offended by the dog being called that, so now everyone calls it Jeff.

- Wife has a special jar of peanut butter just for it. It has a toy that can be filled up, and some floor mat you can put peanut butter in and it will just stay busy licking it. The kids made PBJ sandwiches and she blew up because they used the dog peanut butter. Apparently Jif is the only brand approved for dogs? Choosy dogs choose Jif.

- The dog was on the couch and the cat walked by. Dog decided it was gonna hop down and bug the cat. Jumps off the couch and just faceplants right on the wood floor like Wile E. Coyote.

- The daughter was carrying the dog for some reason and the wife decides she wants to hold him now. She calls to the dog, thinking it's going to jump nicely from the daughter's arms into hers. Fucking thing launches like a rocket and hits the wall hard face first and just slides to the floor like a cartoon. Wife freaked out and acted like the daughter shot-putted it into the drywall for fun or something.

 

[DumbDude43]

- The dog was on the couch and the cat walked by. Dog decided it was gonna hop down and bug the cat. Jumps off the couch and just faceplants right on the wood floor like Wile E. Coyote.

if the dog remains in the house for long then this poor cat is doomed. death by pibble is almost guaranteed.

 

[TowinKarz]

The wife also got a shock collar for it, but won't actually shock it because that would be too mean. It has a vibration mode that buzzes like a cell phone and she thought that would work to stop bad behavior. It does nothing.

Yeah, it's not supposed to do anything. The idea is that you shock it enough times, in tandem with the buzzer, it will eventually learn the two things are related and thus you can get it to behave with only vibrate since it knows a shock is coming...

Vibrate alone does nothing, and I doubt a larger dog can even feel it when it's already fully involved in a destructive behavior.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

She has at least 4 sets of cutesy pajamas/onesies for it

Wife has a special jar of peanut butter just for it

His wife is super offended by the dog being called that

Why is it always women that do this sort of ridiculous humanization of an animal shit

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

What the fuck?

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Treadmills are often used to train fighting dogs.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Why is it always women that do this sort of ridiculous humanization of an animal shit

Convinced that it’s connected to maternal urges or feelings, and just because a woman has kids doesn’t mean she’s going to not buy dog pajamas.

An empty nester boomer I know does pretty much the same shit but with a chihuahua mutt mix.
She still needs someone to take care of in addition to her husband, so she buys dog clothes and heated blankets and dog life jackets and makes her own dog food as a small portion of how she fixates on that dog.
That is a very lucky dog I’ll say, but it’s weird how far she goes with it.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

is starting to think maybe she got scammed because she paid so much for the stupid thing when they're free literally everywhere around

Literally that's her biggest concern? Not the lunging and the biting? What a bitch.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Yeah, it's not supposed to do anything. The idea is that you shock it enough times, in tandem with the buzzer, it will eventually learn the two things are related and thus you can get it to behave with only vibrate since it knows a shock is coming...

Vibrate alone does nothing, and I doubt a larger dog can even feel it when it's already fully involved in a destructive behavior.

I used vibrate only on my mastiff and it taught her to stop jumping on my mom. The trick is making it clear the vibration means you don't approve of that behavior. Shocks did nothing but make her act like it tickled.

Apparently Jif is the only brand approved for dogs? Choosy dogs choose Jif.

She could be worried less popular brands have xylitol. Xylitol is a sugar alcohol that's dangerous to dogs. Far, far more dangerous to them than chocolate, in fact. Thankfully, not many brands use it.

 

[Paper Machete]

I don't mind people who have elaborate routines and expensive things they buy for their pet as long as they don't try to treat it like a "little human" too much. If you have the budget for it and understand you're ultimately doing it more for yourself than the dog that's totally fine. But the people who genuinely believe their dog "likes" wearing patterned jammies are insane. I can see someone having expensive bowls and beds for the dog because ultimately those are items that are around the house and you want your house to look nice, including things meant for animal use. It doesn't mean anything to the dog though.

Also, that dog is going to rage on someone when it gets spritzed in the face once it's older.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

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Awww, he's just limb reactive! Now that she has the appropriate amount of limbs the precious baby doggy-woggy has deemed appropriate, things will be okay.

 

[Stan]

What the fuck?

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It’s a pitbull on a treadmill. This honestly makes me even more suspicious of this "Tristate Pitbull Club", because treadmill training is a classic method used by dogmen to improve a fighters' endurance.

Spoiler: other common fighting dog training tells

Chain on a Pole: the dog master secures the dog to a tall pole with a heavy chain on it. This acts as a tie-out for the dog, but the feature is using a heavy chain instead of a light cable. When the dog moves around on the tie-out, they drag the chain behind, which functions as exercise without having to walk the dog.

Bonus dogman content: set up a bunch of these chain-on-pole systems just out of reach of each other and tie a fighting dog up to each one. They'll tire themselves out pulling to get to each other, but because of the chains, they never will reach.

Cat baiting: A lot of these miscreants will use stray cats as practice bait for their PBT to maul. This helps them practice fights in the ring with an opponent they can always subdue.

Rape chairs: It is said, though I cannot confirm, that some PBTs are so hostile to other dogs that the females will attack males who want to copulate with them, even when they're in heat (and with most dog breeds, should be receptive.) The dogman solution to this problem is to immobilize the bitch on a frame and let several of their best dogs have at her (muzzled, ofc, because these males are no better on the dog-on-dog aggression front). These days I also wouldn't be surprised if these immobilization frames were used to make artificial insemination safer for the handlers.

Is that a fucking pit-dyno to determine how hard it's committing?
What a freak-show.
"Your good boy has determination for 3 kids running away from him."

It's both a way to exhibit how strong your pitbull is, and a method to making pitbulls stronger in general. They're not the only dogs to use treadmills historically (there used to be spitdogs, which died out.) but a dog treadmill in a kennel is a tell that the facility is used to train fighting dogs.

A female (of course) colleague of mine has a pit and says they're the best security dogs.
Told her if she can find me any pit that's used by the police or military I will acknowledge that a little bit. She did try to google find an example but nothing came of it.
Good thing she never wants kids (at the moment).

The best she can likely come up with is Sgt. Stubbs, which was a famous Boston Terrier that served as a troop mascot in WWII. His big claim to fame was peeing on a lit ordinance so it didn’t explode and kill the guys. But Sgt. Stubbs resembles a modern pitbull about as much as I resemble Martha Washington.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Is that a fucking pit-dyno to determine how hard it's committing?
What a freak-show.
"Your good boy has determination for 3 kids running away from him."

A female (of course) colleague of mine has a pit and says they're the best security dogs.
Told her if she can find me any pit that's used by the police or military I will acknowledge that a little bit. She did try to google find an example but nothing came of it.
Good thing she never wants kids (at the moment).

The best security dogs are German shepherds, cane corso, doberman, rottweiler, and malinois.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

- My friend has started calling it Jeff. As reference to some meme. His wife is super offended by the dog being called that, so now everyone calls it Jeff.

- [...]The kids made PBJ sandwiches and she blew up because they used the dog peanut butter. Apparently Jif is the only brand approved for dogs? Choosy dogs choose Jif.

There's some sort of irony that I can't quite put my finger on that she gets mad about Jeff but is obsessed with Jif.

Also, having a special jar of peanut butter just for the dog? I bet she does.

 

[Stan]

The best security dogs are German shepherds, cane corso, doberman, rottweiler, and malinois.

I don't disagree, those are statistically the dogs most often chosen for that line of work. PBTs are not suited to it, they're not biddable enough and they are overly focused on fucking something up.

 

[Nebulon X5]

I'm currently training a "pit-mommie" at work. She has a 2 year old, 60lb pitbull that recently had knee surgery. She said the dog has started growling at empty corners of the room and acting possessive of whoever it's cuddling with. It's coming down off pain killers and she thinks that's what's causing the behavior.

This woman is late 50's, with a physically disabled husband in his mid 60's. Husband doesn't have full use of his right arm and the lady is fat as fuck. She said the dog wrenched her arm and pulled her down the stairs and she wasn't sure she could get back up. She tells these stories like they're fun, quirky events that just come with dog ownership. When she met the dog's parents at the breeder, she was warned to stay away from the sire of the litter, who growled at her. She got in the dogs face and babytalked it and petted it and just shocked the hell out of the breeder because she's "just a dog person!"

She's one of the dumbest people I've ever met, even without the pitbull. She loves to talk about the dog. She wears a pitbull sweater, watches pitbull rescue groups, and sings I Want a Pibble-potamus for Christmas, which is unforgiveable. Stay tuned for updates, I'll be training her for at least two more weeks.

I know people like this too. And it's horrifying. This personality type is becoming more common. And it's fucking scary.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

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You don't blame a bomb for exploding and tearing off a limb. What you do is call a bomb disposal squad, so they get rid of it, and it won't harm anyone else.

 

[GenociderSyo]

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The article is even more insane.

Reads like Weekly World News.