Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Major said:
She's obviously doing the porn for attention,.not money, her husband probably makes enough that they don't need any more. She seems to be some kind of exhibitionist whose sexual fantasies are painfully standard for a middle aged woman, i.e. groups sex with two men, being watched, sex with the handyman, etc.

If they aren't already, her and her husband will start wife swapping very soon or she will open the marriage herself. The reason her man is allowing this is because he knows if he doesn't get involved, she'll find someone else. That or he gets off on being a cuckold.

Her comics are dog shit. Remind me of control alt delete from 15 years ago. She also way over shares her family life.
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Usually “hotwifing” starts first and then the homemade OnlySimps porn later. Which is to say they’ve very likely already opened up their marriage and it looks to be one of those “open” marriages where she gets to do whatever and he has a bunch of rules he has to follow. In fact, she’s already drawn shoddy Wikihow-quality art where she’s fucking other men.
 
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It's just lazy too. You can tell she takes very little time with it and probably just does it for money.
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Sort of. I have known the type. She does for the money but not because she needs the money. She just wants to see a big patreon number coming in each month because its affirmation she's still attractive.
 
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Brenda Holiday said:
Men that actually jack off to this abysmally bad porn disturb me as much as the freaks into feet or inflation
I just dont understand
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I think the main reason simps pay to access OnlyFans slop is because of the parasocial function it serves, not the quality of the content itself. As with camgirl streaming, the appeal of said content rests upon the fact that it makes lonely men feel like they're interacting with and/or gaining private access to a woman that they're attracted to, whereas viewing regular pornography is an entirely impersonal experience, like watching a movie.

Of course, in reality, this is merely a trick of the lizard brain, because the truth is that women like Ellen are no more emotionally invested in their simps than a regular porn star is emotionally invested in their online viewers. They're just numbers on a spreadsheet.
 
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New comic. Just when I was starting to feel some peace of not having to see her mundane shit top Reddit for the last 2 weeks.

This absolute garbage is just 2 hours old with 6k upvotes and just 80 comments. Tell me again that she doesn't purchase upvotes.

There's no way people actually like this shit right? Its just so lazy and void of substance.
 
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New comic. Just when I was starting to feel some peace of not having to see her mundane shit top Reddit for the last 2 weeks.

This absolute garbage is just 2 hours old with 6k upvotes and just 80 comments. Tell me again that she doesn't purchase upvotes.

There's no way people actually like this shit right? Its just so lazy and void of substance.
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Hellbound Hellhound said:
I think the main reason simps pay to access OnlyFans slop is because of the parasocial function it serves, not the quality of the content itself. As with camgirl streaming, the appeal of said content rests upon the fact that it makes lonely men feel like they're interacting with and/or gaining private access to a woman that they're attracted to, whereas viewing regular pornography is an entirely impersonal experience, like watching a movie.

Of course, in reality, this is merely a trick of the lizard brain, because the truth is that women like Ellen are no more emotionally invested in their simps than a regular porn star is emotionally invested in their online viewers. They're just numbers on a spreadsheet.
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Except isn't it mostly married/taken men who do this, not singles? A form of simulated cheating perhaps.
 
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I think the main reason simps pay to access OnlyFans slop is because of the parasocial function it serves, not the quality of the content itself. As with camgirl streaming, the appeal of said content rests upon the fact that it makes lonely men feel like they're interacting with and/or gaining private access to a woman that they're attracted to, whereas viewing regular pornography is an entirely impersonal experience, like watching a movie.

Of course, in reality, this is merely a trick of the lizard brain, because the truth is that women like Ellen are no more emotionally invested in their simps than a regular porn star is emotionally invested in their online viewers. They're just numbers on a spreadsheet.
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tbh There are dudes into plain-looking women, I was gonna say it was just that but your parasocial thing did make me think youre probably right. Whether its true that she cares about her OF simps, her looking like some plain suburban mom probably gives it a feeling of being more 'real' or some shit, versus any other famous OF girl where they clearly make money off of it and its all produced or whatever.

It doesnt seem like she has a formal job and is just some stay at home mom who does this while her kids are at school or something, so I could see people thinking she really is responding. She is responding and reacting on reddit. I doubt she responds about the porn though honestly so I think its more of a voyeur thing for the simps who follow her on reddit.
 
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tbh There are dudes into plain-looking women, I was gonna say it was just that but your parasocial thing did make me think youre probably right. Whether its true that she cares about her OF simps, her looking like some plain suburban mom probably gives it a feeling of being more 'real' or some shit, versus any other famous OF girl where they clearly make money off of it and its all produced or whatever.

It doesnt seem like she has a formal job and is just some stay at home mom who does this while her kids are at school or something, so I could see people thinking she really is responding. She is responding and reacting on reddit. I doubt she responds about the porn though honestly so I think its more of a voyeur thing for the simps who follow her on reddit.
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im really not trying to thirstpost, but she looks ok. petite, long hair, looks relatively young, no off putting birthmarks or growths, ok face. her cuck kink shit and posting said cuck porn while her daughter is in school is the real shovel to her attractiveness. she shows by action she doesn't give much of a shit about her partner or children she birthed. main thing with only fans is the sheer amount of men and women on it, you have to be really cutthroat and/or really know what you're doing to succeed, and of course the old adage of there will always be someone newer, prettier, better in the niche sooner or later, most likely cheaper or free. in cartoon format she could draw herself as an ideal until she died, but her cartoon isn't special. many more graphic, kinkshit, better drawn series, are available, most for free or acquirable for free. there's nearly always a cockroach fan club for any creator but relying on it is at best a permanent gamble, especially with politards, possible wrongthink. and if she's doing it primarily for ego, then she's a retard.

if her numbers aren't botted and she makes good money or basic income from it, and she sits in a nice house in a nice neighborhood with a hugbox of politards, and her husband or boyfriend or whatever tf cuck puppet's title is, then she's probably just fed "wow you're so sex positive, you're so good at your job (because you make money) you're such a good mom because you draw your daughter in your comics too", and she probably gets fed the "well you know teens are hormonal and puberty so you can just ignore your child acting resentful and angry etc etc". when in reality as soon as any kid gets the "whoa baby cartoon porn! wait what was the artists name again? yo? wait that chick in my class has that last name? wait YOOOOO THAT CHICKS DAUGHTER IS HER HEY LAQUEESHUS CHECK THIS SHIT OUT YO HER MOMS A HO", then gossip, the boys spread it to girls, girls do the rest.

people are demons so just for hypothetical situations, you could possibly have guys coming up to her daughter on valentines or in general, and at first might be exciting, but then if rejected they could drop "oh well your mom's a slut i thought you'd be too" type shit that would permanently fuck with her head. if she ever gets into a conflict, she is forever exposed to "well at least i know who my dad is" "yeah well with a mom like that i guess it's to be expected" "at least my mom's not a slut", "hey is this really what your mom's butthole looks like?" "can you hook me up with your mom?" repeated for decades, possibly longer if people find it out on jobs. and not only does she continue making the comics publically, including porn and cuck shit, she also publically includes her daughter, and she makes her daughter out to be a generic emotional teen. how retarded can you be as a parent, people have self harmed, took their life or did fucked up shit for less, even for just rumors.
 
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im really not trying to thirstpost, but she looks ok. petite, long hair, looks relatively young, no off putting birthmarks or growths, ok face. her cuck kink shit and posting said cuck porn while her daughter is in school is the real shovel to her attractiveness. she shows by action she doesn't give much of a shit about her partner or children she birthed. main thing with only fans is the sheer amount of men and women on it, you have to be really cutthroat and/or really know what you're doing to succeed, and of course the old adage of there will always be someone newer, prettier, better in the niche sooner or later, most likely cheaper or free. in cartoon format she could draw herself as an ideal until she died, but her cartoon isn't special. many more graphic, kinkshit, better drawn series, are available, most for free or acquirable for free. there's nearly always a cockroach fan club for any creator but relying on it is at best a permanent gamble, especially with politards, possible wrongthink. and if she's doing it primarily for ego, then she's a retard.

if her numbers aren't botted and she makes good money or basic income from it, and she sits in a nice house in a nice neighborhood with a hugbox of politards, and her husband or boyfriend or whatever tf cuck puppet's title is, then she's probably just fed "wow you're so sex positive, you're so good at your job (because you make money) you're such a good mom because you draw your daughter in your comics too", and she probably gets fed the "well you know teens are hormonal and puberty so you can just ignore your child acting resentful and angry etc etc". when in reality as soon as any kid gets the "whoa baby cartoon porn! wait what was the artists name again? yo? wait that chick in my class has that last name? wait YOOOOO THAT CHICKS DAUGHTER IS HER HEY LAQUEESHUS CHECK THIS SHIT OUT YO HER MOMS A HO", then gossip, the boys spread it to girls, girls do the rest.

people are demons so just for hypothetical situations, you could possibly have guys coming up to her daughter on valentines or in general, and at first might be exciting, but then if rejected they could drop "oh well your mom's a slut i thought you'd be too" type shit that would permanently fuck with her head. if she ever gets into a conflict, she is forever exposed to "well at least i know who my dad is" "yeah well with a mom like that i guess it's to be expected" "at least my mom's not a slut", "hey is this really what your mom's butthole looks like?" "can you hook me up with your mom?" repeated for decades, possibly longer if people find it out on jobs. and not only does she continue making the comics publically, including porn and cuck shit, she also publically includes her daughter, and she makes her daughter out to be a generic emotional teen. how retarded can you be as a parent, people have self harmed, took their life or did fucked up shit for less, even for just rumors.
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She's not going to fuck you.
 
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