Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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There's an ongoing debate if she's even the artist of her porn comics. Her porn and reddit comics have a decisively different style to them. It wouldn't be beyond possible that she farms out her "art" to crappy third worlders or fiverr for a few bucks.
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This makes her self-righteous comics about how the evil huwhyte folk exploit immigrants actually funny, albeit for the wrong reasons.
 
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Today's update, an inspirational message of positivity:
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This is unironically good advice and it's helpful to know that nobody knows what the fuck they are doing, but I don't need to know for the Nth time today that Ellen wants to be spitroasted. I get it.

The more I look at her wikihow porn the more I hate it. Why are the figures not in perspective with background? Why is the background drawn to be perfectly isometric? That's not how reality works, learn how a vanishing point works. Why is she wearing random stockings in this? She still has the same green shirt so presumably she's just wearing pearl-white stockings under her normal clothes? And why does nobody cum in these, is Ellen just not a good lay? I have so many questions.
 
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That Christmas tree photo was her then? I was thinking the same. Absolute washboard of an ass.
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Imagine paying to see that. She's as curvy as a ruler. How much is this tier again?

I'll give her credit, her tugboats like what they see. There's a market for her ass and she found it.
 
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DickMain said:
And why does nobody cum in these, is Ellen just not a good lay?
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From the content of some of them, I think this part may be an orgasm denial fetish  or a severe inability to draw textures that even she realizes makes it look too weird when she draws cum.

It could honestly go either way, because her comics show a pretty striking lack of skill for someone who should, objectively, have improved at least somewhat after (at a minimum) nearly a decade.
 
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When she draws cum it looks like white paint. She can't do translucents to save her life.
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From the content of some of them, I think this part may be an orgasm denial fetish  or a severe inability to draw textures that even she realizes makes it look too weird when she draws cum.

It could honestly go either way, because her comics show a pretty striking lack of skill for someone who should, objectively, have improved at least somewhat after (at a minimum) nearly a decade
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It could honestly go either way, because her comics show a pretty striking lack of skill for someone who should, objectively, have improved at least somewhat after (at a minimum) nearly a decade.
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That's why I consider her a female Andrew Dobson. She shares both his weird obsession with revenge fantasies and his inability to improve at all, no matter how long he draws shitty comics. Dobson is actually more skillful, though.
 
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New comic from Ellen
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I also noticed she's involved in a web series called Pen Pals because she shilled it in one of her newest Reddit posts. (A) I don't believe this has been mentioned nor any of it archived here.

I was able to download 3 or so until I got too tired. Then I tried to upload them to the site and realized 2 of them apparently were too large in size to download. I probably downloaded them at too high of a resolution or some shit in order to archive them to the site directly. I'm too tired to deal with it, so instead I'll embed all the links.

These will be in order of upload.
















And the latest one is the one I'm able to provide a local archive for.

(maybe not, says it's downloaded to the site but won't let me insert it. too tired to deal with this shit atm)

(yeah, nevermind, not embedding into the site directly and too tired to deal with it so here's the link embedded)

 
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She's obviously doing the porn for attention,.not money, her husband probably makes enough that they don't need any more. She seems to be some kind of exhibitionist whose sexual fantasies are painfully standard for a middle aged woman, i.e. groups sex with two men, being watched, sex with the handyman, etc.

If they aren't already, her and her husband will start wife swapping very soon or she will open the marriage herself. The reason her man is allowing this is because he knows if he doesn't get involved, she'll find someone else. That or he gets off on being a cuckold.

Her comics are dog shit. Remind me of control alt delete from 15 years ago. She also way over shares her family life.
 
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If they aren't already, her and her husband will start wife swapping very soon or she will open the marriage herself. The reason her man is allowing this is because he knows if he doesn't get involved, she'll find someone else. That or he gets off on being a cuckold.
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Balldoverse cross over when?
 
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Major said:
She's obviously doing the porn for attention,.not money, her husband probably makes enough that they don't need any more. She seems to be some kind of exhibitionist whose sexual fantasies are painfully standard for a middle aged woman, i.e. groups sex with two men, being watched, sex with the handyman, etc.

If they aren't already, her and her husband will start wife swapping very soon or she will open the marriage herself. The reason her man is allowing this is because he knows if he doesn't get involved, she'll find someone else. That or he gets off on being a cuckold.

Her comics are dog shit. Remind me of control alt delete from 15 years ago. She also way over shares her family life.
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Reddit should ban her if she's only doing the comics to promote her porn. Maybe she's sleeping with the mods or sending them custom content.

Edit: Ellen, if you want my honest advice, just stop doing porn and don't throw fits when people parody you. Your comic is milquetoast.
 
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