DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
You see the very clever joke here was DSP saw a black woman on the screen, then said AH A BLACK WOMAN! Peak high effort transformative khantent.
And him mocking an Asian accent when he was playing Sleeping Dogs. Also, the gay "jokes". Jesus Christ, the gay "jokes". Especially in the karaoke scene where he was impersonating a female and Phil saying "You sing like a fag." and him breaking into a seal laugh.

Peak comedy, even in 2014. Hell, even the slave trade "joke", if you wanna throw in something recent. Remember, Phil always says "clever" jokes.
 
Damn, I have been a bit out of the loop, so this was probably already posted (I can only see one reference in the Meta thread), but some months ago he called someone a "fucking toxic retard" and a "waste of life". This was in August of this year.

This was directed to people telling him to do something before the stream, presumably because DSP wasted too much time when setting his lights.

(Timestamp at 17:20)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-v5P3yc9JA&t=1040s
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Y-v5P3yc9JA
 
Man imagine getting publicly shit on, talked down upon only to go back by dropping money on the same person.

Honestly this dents deserve what they get and you should never feel pity for them.
Once a dent, always a dent. I remember hearing about how TimboSlice was giving Phil money while going through bankruptcy TWICE! It just shows that they have some weird parasocial relationship with Phil, even when Phil has mentioned before, that his fans are "not friends". Also, Phil doesn't have time for friends, as he works six days a week full-time, and that his only kind of social interaction is with his laptop. I remember Craig and Adam looking at Phil during the Sidescrollers interview like "Uh, Phil. That's not exactly healthy."

I don't trust a dent when they say that they are "done with Phil." I know there were former fans of his turned detractors, but as far as I know of, they never gave Phil money. I know people like WarDogLeader who tried to give Phil advice, and how he lost his brother, and how to go back to some form of normalcy, while Phil went scorched Earth - which is his policy when it comes to anyone giving him a piece of advice or if you're not kissing his ass the way he likes it kissed - or, some that just walk away like StraightCashHomie after dumping thousands of dollars to become a mod and eventually bounce, or PlanetJeff giving him money and eventually finding out his wife was still alive, however, there was another fan that did give him money that he got from his dead wife's life insurance policy, etc....

One thing I have seen is that Phil's fan base are either socially retarded just like Phil, on the autisim spectrum, or the Derich creepy level type. Also, what the dents have now realized is that Phil can be trained like a circus seal a la King Tut, if you give him enough money. Remember the times where King Tut would tell Phil "I wish you would play Street Fighter 5 tonight, Phil." and he would DROP whatever game he was playing during that time, in the hopes of getting that dude's money, along with going "I hope King Tut shows up tonight."

Also, let's not forget that Phil attracts the known racists, also. I remember Fred Flintstone tipping Phil $14.88 and his whole chat starting doing the AB chant, someone mentioned that 1488 has racist connections, Phil smiled and giggled to Fred to "never tip that number again." Followed up with the snake laugh.

That said, I don't trust a dent to never stop being a fan of Phil. Hell, I'm surprised GamerNicole didn't make a comeback and tried to slide back into the goutsphere once Panda left.
 
Man imagine getting publicly shit on, talked down upon only to go back by dropping money on the same person.

Honestly this dents deserve what they get and you should never feel pity for them.
This isn't just a "dent" this is the supreme overlord dent who ERPs with himself in chat and has done so for years while spamming 20 accounts here + hundreds of youtube accounts if not thousand + probably is the one botting DSP.

He will never ever leave until one of them is dead and will continue to give tens of thousand every year and increasingly melt down more and more (using 5 different accounts in a single day to donate is a record even for him) He is reading this right now, is on detractor streams/vids trying to get attention and sitting in all their discords or whatever. This is his life.
 
This isn't just a "dent" this is the supreme overlord dent who ERPs with himself in chat and has done so for years while spamming 20 accounts here + hundreds of youtube accounts if not thousand + probably is the one botting DSP.

He will never ever leave until one of them is dead and will continue to give tens of thousand every year and increasingly melt down more and more (using 5 different accounts in a single day to donate is a record even for him) He is reading this right now, is on detractor streams/vids trying to get attention and sitting in all their discords or whatever. This is his life.
I just typed and deleted a long paragraph of questions and speculation about that retard. Reminder that per the mod note at the end of the OIC thread, the closure of the OIC thread doesn’t mean that we should shit up this one (though I for one find it tempting because he’s so crazy).
 
While Phil's "jokes" are notoriously bad and his laugh even worse, the truly worst thing he did while playing was IMO the singing. I don't know how and why he thought that him starting to randomly sing would be funny. It wasn't. It was the type of shit you turn on when you want to torture someone for information. It was so horrible I have to instantly skip every singing segment during an old TIHYDP.

I don't watch everything this guy says and does, especially gameplay, but I believe he doesn't try to sing now, which is a small mercy. I believe it also shows that he enjoys playing games even less now, which is good. What a truly horrible job he has.

Kind of ironic that there are some songs made from the crap he says which are actually good. Goes to show how creatively bankrupt he is in comparison to the people who make fun of him.
 
I believe he doesn't try to sing now
In the last 2 weeks:
  • Sang “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” twice in answer to the question of his favorite Christmas song.
  • Fa-la-laed to show off his new mic.
  • At least one made-up song during COD.
It’s not an outrageous amount relative to how much he streams but don’t mistake it. He still sings.
 
It's 11:19 AM, 4 minutes past the time he's supposed to start yapping, but DSP hasn't even started his live stream yet. Will we get an extra hungover DSP today?

EDIT: live tech troubleshoot stream incoming!

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Oh god, he's going to make the whole stream about equipment again, like at least half of the streams he has done in the past month or so.


EDIT: stream finally started, 25 minutes late. Buckle up, fellas.



His mic sounds like shit, though, lmao. Back to DSP sounding like he's in the bathroom.
 
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