Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
That was such a fun mess. Everyone telling him to call a contractor immediately after seeing the mess he made of the joists, and he willfully stuck his fingers in his ears and kept shouting while replacing a nice contemporary bathroom with whatever the bordello threw out a couple decades ago.

My favorite thread has to still be the Zip Line of Death(tm). Not much left of that on the Internet anymore - but a goon was tasked with making something for kids to enjoy and he built a huge tower atop of a hill with enormous grade, and would have had these kids gliding down at something like 45mph.


I wasn't active by 2010, but I remember seeing this mess - possibly by proxy.
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Some poster compiled a bunch of former goon-projects into a post with a structure like:
Proposal: Fun zip-line for summer camp
Cost: $30,000
Result: A death ride that turns children into a fine red mist

I wish I could find that post.

Here's a good one, I've posted the picture before but it turns out I saved the post as well:
Ugh, it's been a rough day. I don't want to discuss the wet spots, let's just say it was a combination of nervousness and the office bathroom undergoing 'renovations' for FOUR FUCKING HOURS.

This is a hodgepodged outfit I threw together with some items from my friends labels here in the NoBuCa Upper South Side Central area. You probably haven't heard of them but that doesn't mean you can't like them It was hot today so I went really minimalist.

Top to bottom:
Derby Hat from Homosechuelle's
SFE (Stupid Faggot Eyeglasses)
Child Lure (in mouth)
Neck Accessory Bowtie by Fordyce
White silk wifebeater by Kristen Turkenfurkur
Sheriff's Star from Andy Griffith Runway Collection
Breast Augmentations from Dr. GBS
Power Gloves from Demonius Peripherals
Camel Snus
Labor Day Faggot Shorts
Insecure Boxer Briefs
Mantyhose from YouGuysWillNeverGetLAid
Onitsuka Tiger Sandals (No theyre not out yet YES i have a pair )

Meh, guess I'll include a pic of me holding my sign from yesterday's Tea Party events so you can peep the sandals a bit better. The angle's really bad but whatever. Have a weird look but oh well. Not that I'm concerned but the lighting is bad. My pose is retarded be gentle. I'm not insecure.

Before you guys say anything I know there's an eyebrow hair I haven't plucked. My nose looks crooked for some reason. One of my nipples isn't bigger than the other one, my camera is retarded. God I need to get a new one. It's making my knuckles look big. Ah well. Oy. Ugh.

But enough about my syck and wycked fit, what are you complete fucking losers wearing? More importantly, have you ever considered that trying to be a genderfuck faggot may not be the best or even easiest way to get laid? Have you guys ever had to shit all of the sudden but you couldn't get your pants off so you went in them by accident? Baby peed himself? Have you ever puked and accidentally shit in your red leather CherryCock FagJeans? Haha how do you explain that one to mom when she notices crisp chocolate shell on the cherry butthole pucker in the ass of them when she washes them?

Fashion is tough.

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Ghostse said:
That was the GI Joe Dirtbag saga yeah?
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I remember GI Joe Dirtbag from my EVE Online days. He was gung ho army and would mock anyone in any other service. He promised he was gonna go green to gold (i.e. enlisted commissions,) but then there was major drama about him being a creep and forcing himself on a female roommate.

I never heard from him again after that and I wonder what happened to him. Did he ever commission?
 
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Has anyone ever considered that SomethingAwful isn't growing in users because the internet tubes are getting clogged?


I mean, I sent an internet on Friday and my staff didn't get it until yesterday!
 
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BIG BILL HELL'S said:
This image should be added to the OP.
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The AC/DC hadoukens needs a bit of an explanation. The mod for the pet forum, Lioness, killed several birds(parakeets?) on more than one occasion by (if I remember correctly) placing the cage right next to the air conditioner so they eventually froze to death.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
The AC/DC hadoukens needs a bit of an explanation. The mod for the pet forum, Lioness, killed several birds(parakeets?) on more than one occasion by (if I remember correctly) placing the cage right next to the air conditioner so they eventually froze to death.
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I imagined someone putting a speaker next to a bird with the sound cranked to max.
 
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