DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Comma]

Private react videos retired... Slayer absolutely blown the fuck out to the extreme.

Clipped:

• No more $50 private Patreon videos
• Has "no time to film them"
• Slayer0804 was the only one still paying for these, giving 2 to 4 times $50 every single month
• No other incentive was mentioned for the $50 Patreon support level

Also, fun fact: about a week ago Slayer accidentally gifted too many subs on Kick, and asked DSP if they could count towards a private Patreon video. DSP completely ignored this request.

So basically: get fucked, Slayer.

 

[shekelshoah666]

He's so lazy he can't be bothered to do some private reACK content that would take ~2 hours a month and give him more then an average stream now.

Don't worry though this new boom mic arm is name brand!

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

* open REEE-stream randomly
* see Phil pulling out his brand new boom mic arm
* "it doesn't come with instructions!?"

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS FOR A MIC ARM?
I fucking can't anymore. It's impossible to open Phil's stream and not have him saying or doing something retarded.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS FOR A MIC ARM?

It’s okay, he’ll ask chat give him money for a new one. This one will have RGB lights on it

 

[Comma]

It's absolutely baffling how he's fucking around with the boom arm for 20 minutes (and counting), complaining about there not being instructions, while a literal 2-second Google search and 1-minute instruction video will show everything he needs to know.

I mean, I know he's stretching the pre-stream hoping sad and lonely individuals will give instructions using their velcro wallets, but geez... The utter disrespect for his viewers is astonishing.

EDIT:

Such a top quality stream:

I'm not even kidding: at the time of typing this, it has been only the chair and mic on screen without audio for the past 15 minutes straight.

EDIT:

The result:





He's complaining about it having "the most thumb-destroying, worst cable management system ever". Oh, and the boom arm is wobbly now.

This is going great.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

It's absolutely baffling how he's fucking around with the boom arm for 20 minutes (and counting), complaining about there not being instructions, while a literal 2-second Google search and 1-minute instruction video will show everything he needs to know.

I mean, I know he's stretching the pre-stream hoping sad and lonely individuals will give instructions using their velcro wallets, but geez... The utter disrespect for his viewers is astonishing.

Despite it being a very simple device, probably millions of dollars and hundreds of man hours of R&D went into developing a product so intuitive and easy to use that it doesn't even require instructions, and that's saying something because I've bought stuff that is like two pieces that still require instructions just because there are complete fucking retards like Phil who need them.

But keep in mind, he's street smart unlike those book smart genuises at YouTube who don't think of the user, so he naturally needs a manual for a product that has less interactive pieces than a fucking Fisher-Price toy for literal babies. They literally optimize designs using toddlers so they can make sure the end product is easily accessible to literally anyone. Phil's absolute lack of curiosity and sense of discovery are inhuman, it defies human nature by definition.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Phil's room temperature IQ is on full display. He can't even set up his RGB mic arm without yellow paint instructions.

Daddy Dave has to be facepalming at his idiot man-child son's learned helplessness.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

It's absolutely baffling how he's fucking around with the boom arm for 20 minutes (and counting), complaining about there not being instructions, while a literal 2-second Google search and 1-minute instruction video will show everything he needs to know.

I mean, I know he's stretching the pre-stream hoping sad and lonely individuals will give instructions using their velcro wallets, but geez... The utter disrespect for his viewers is astonishing.

EDIT:

Such a top quality stream:

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Content intentionally designed to frustrate the viewer.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"Phil has an average IQ, actually" tards on suicide watch rn

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Phil's room temperature IQ is on full display. He can't even set up his RGB mic arm without yellow paint instructions.

Daddy Dave has to be facepalming at his idiot man-child son's learned helplessness.

Is it actually a RGB mic arm?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Also, fun fact: about a week ago Slayer accidentally gifted too many subs on Kick, and asked DSP if they could count towards a private Patreon video. DSP completely ignored this request.

Theo Theory: He’s dumping private reacts because Slayer pressed him on the “freebie” behind-the-scenes.

Phil’s recap of his day off was incredible. He bitched about having to “work” all day. “Work” was defined as groceries (not work), errands (not work), building furniture (more money spent on junk flat pack furniture; not work), and “doing stuff in [“the studio”]” (arguably work). He said he was “physically sore” from doing physical things for 11 hours, which isn’t what people should be doing on their day off. Ah yes, people don’t do physical things when they’re not working. Uh huh.

 

[shekelshoah666]

"Phil has an average IQ, actually" tards on suicide watch rn

Anyone else boomer or zoomer would just type into youtube for a tutorial and watch the 1 min video. DSP is in his own class of learned helplessness.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Is it actually a RGB mic arm?

The mic is RGB, I dunno about the arm.

 

[PieceofShet]

I hope he brakes it.

 

[Comma]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

He has completely fucked up the black paintjob by trying to tighten the boom arm, using A METAL WRENCH directly on its surface. Immediately blames the arm's company for giving no instructions, calling them "book-smart NERDS".

EDIT:

He's now sulking, not knowing what to do:

Chat instructed him to wrap a paper towel around the arm, and then using the wrench. I wish I was joking, but I'm not:

 

[HorseSense]

Are these the instructions that DSP claims don't exist?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“HEY NERDS, HEY BOOK SMART NERDS, HOW ABOUT PUTTING SOME INSTRUCTIONS TO YOUR 100 DOLLARS PRODUCT”
Love how he think calling engineers and soft wear designers “book smart and not street smart”. Why? Why would you need to be street smart to delevople something. It’s not their fault you’re special needs, Phil

 

[Eekum Bokum]

The mic is RGB, I dunno about the arm.

Oh for fucks sake why.

LMAOOOOOOOOO

He has completely fucked up the black paintjob by trying to tighten the boom arm, using A METAL WRENCH directly on its surface. Immediately blames the arm's company for giving no instructions, calling them "book-smart NERDS".

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Wouldn't "book smart nerds" include instructions because they would know that maybe not everyone will be able to figure it out?

 

[shekelshoah666]

This stream is literally caveman trying to fix TV with a rock tier shit. There might never be another DSP enjoy him while he's here.

 

[johnkimble123]

"Phil has an average IQ, actually" tards on suicide watch rn

"Phil is smart he's just lazy"
Also Null - "Phil is well spoken and more intelligent than people I usually talk to"