DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phail is the first documented human in history to lose a battle of wits against a mic arm.

 

[detractorzer0]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

He has completely fucked up the black paintjob by trying to tighten the boom arm, using A METAL WRENCH directly on its surface. Immediately blames the arm's company for giving no instructions, calling them "book-smart NERDS".

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I don't want to insult cavemen by associating them with Phil. They figured out how to survive without the entirety of human knowledge being available to them.

I love Phil buying that wrench not knowing shit about how to use it or what to use it on or why he would need it. Much like every other piece of equipment he owns.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I mean this in all seriousness he doesn't understand very basic things humans learn as children like tightening objects or using leverage to get more strength into something.

It's funny but it's also clear he never had a chance cause of Linda at this point.

 

[PieceofShet]

So what was the problem with his "old" mic setup? It worked, it was not in the way... So why?
Now he has a mic stand that takes up screen space, scratched, mic stuck, terrible audio quality.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

He tried to bass boost his voice lol

He is so desperate to try get people to say he is a manly deep voiced chad when he is still a whiny high pitched faggot.

Pirate Software already pioneered this... striking while the iron is ice cold yet again. Will he ever manage to do anything original? (besides jerking off on stream)

 

[detractorzer0]

So what was the problem with his "old" mic setup? It worked, it was not in the way... So why?
Now he has a mic stand that takes up screen space, scratched, mic stuck, terrible audio quality.

There was nothing wrong with it. It worked perfectly fine but he needed to convince everyone that the reason he sounds like Dr. katz is because the mic didn't pick up the BASS in his voice.


Edit: Apparently, the mic is poorly made because his monkey fisting the wrench scraped the paint off.

 

[GodModule]

This stream is something else

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DSP got a new toy, it seems.


He was hoping it was bigger.



Have at it, nerds:

 

[Comma]

Imagine being an unironic, mentally handicapped fan, tuning in for some Marvel Rivals gameplay.

EDIT:

DSP's solution after stripping off paint from the arm with a wrench: TWO more wrenches!



EDIT:

Now he's using a wash cloth with one of the new wrenches. Spoiler: it's not working.

Also, I doubt he can return the product now, since it has obvious traces of use (or rather: misuse).

 

[San Dimas High School]

>I stripped the whole mic of paint, because, let's be honest, it's so poorly made.

 

[Elbe]

What you're watching right now is the proximate cause of every broken thing in this dickhead's house.

He is a fucking caveman.

 

[detractorzer0]

DSP got a new toy, it seems.
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He was hoping it was bigger.

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Have at it, nerds:

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"It's HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEEE!!!"

Edit: someone save me please. Watching this cretin try to figure out a crescent wrench is about to make me start drinking.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This mother fucker just said “right tighty”. My god, he’s 42.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

THIS FUCKING IDIOT REFUSES TO LOOK UP THE INSTRUCTION VIDEO ON PUTTING TOGETHER HIS NEW TOY.

How in the fuck do you do that?!

Phil, you didn't read the pamphlet when you were a kid, did you?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Why did Phil get a new microphone arm anyway? Wasn't he just mocking RTU and other streamers for having visible microphone arms and claiming his setup is much better cause it's hidden off screen?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

“HEY NERDS, HEY BOOK SMART NERDS, HOW ABOUT PUTTING SOME INSTRUCTIONS TO YOUR 100 DOLLARS PRODUCT”
Love how he think calling engineers and soft wear designers “book smart and not street smart”. Why? Why would you need to be street smart to delevople something. It’s not their fault you’re special needs, Phil

I still don't get how NOT putting instructions is "book smart nerd". Shouldn't a street smart genius like Phil be able to do it without instructions? Isn't that the literal definition of street smarts? To be able to figure stuff without reading it?

Also, how the fuck is that arm 100 dollars? What is he planning to put in there, his wife? How can one boom mic arm be this expensive?

 

[UsedUp]

I'd like to interject with a classic.

Dsp has outlived another.

Rip Jimmy Carter.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Why did Phil get a new microphone arm anyway?

first he said “I don’t want my mic to be seen” then it was “it’s old”
Tbh he just want random shit and his dents will pay for it.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So what was the problem with his "old" mic setup? It worked, it was not in the way... So why?
Now he has a mic stand that takes up screen space, scratched, mic stuck, terrible audio quality.

Why did Phil get a new microphone arm anyway? Wasn't he just mocking RTU and other streamers for having visible microphone arms and claiming his setup is much better cause it's hidden off screen?

Triple P (I call him Triple P) and Andy aka The Lard and The Tard have mic arm setups and he wants to be like his boyfriends.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

He has completely fucked up the black paintjob by trying to tighten the boom arm, using A METAL WRENCH directly on its surface. Immediately blames the arm's company for giving no instructions, calling them "book-smart NERDS".

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EDIT:

He's now sulking, not knowing what to do:

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Chat instructed him to wrap a paper towel around the arm, and then using the wrench. I wish I was joking, but I'm not:

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i love that hes calling people "fucking nerds" with that nasally high-pitched, faggoty, vallery girl voice of his