DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

For all the crap we give to dsp, atleast he not a street shitter.

Are we sure? Let's review the evidence - scammer, obsessed with scat, works in a tech-adjacent field but knows nothing about it, massive victim and superiority complex, snakes everyone he tries having business dealings with, low IQ, poor hygiene, calls everyone he tries sucking up to "sir" etc.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

For all the crap we give to dsp, atleast he not a street shitter.

Wait, one bathroom gone soon the other two will follow. Soon he will have no other choice but to go on the streets. Shitting on the streets while ordering door dash. The American dream

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

In light of recent events: Is there some kind of mic boom arm developers' conference, where they can discuss DSP's failure to assemble their device and how to make it even more idiot proof?

Don't give them ideas. We'll be getting boom mic arms covered by a plethora of stickers telling you which parts turn and which way to turn them.

 

[FormerPro]

The irony of man chastising people for being book-smart nerds in the same sentence as demanding they print him a book of instructions is so good.

 

[Benchod]

If you search Ripely Atomic on PigPigGo, the results end around the time he left twitch. I wonder just how many dents he lost after abandoning that site.

"Today is just a bad day. Jimmy Carter passes away from old age, Taco Bell forgets my nuggets, what else could happen?"
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[neger psykolog]

If you search Ripely Atomic on PigPigGo, the results end around the time he left twitch. I wonder just how many dents he lost after abandoning that site.

You have to wonder how stupid he was to be so stubborn to not multistream to both YouTube and Twitch this entire time (and now also Kick).

He's not that important that most people (real fans) would change service just to see him and he also has to at least be semi aware at this point that most of his actual fans have autism and whatever else and love schedules and using the same fucking site.

Like I get his business is begging but sometimes its infuriatingly hilarious how bad he is at it.

Even if twitch only bought in like $1-200 a week extra that shit adds up over time.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

You have to wonder how stupid he was to be so stubborn to not multistream to both YouTube and Twitch this entire time (and now also Kick).

He's not that important that most people (real fans) would change service just to see him and he also has to at least be semi aware at this point that most of his actual fans have autism and whatever else and love schedules and using the same fucking site.

Like I get his business is begging but sometimes its infuriatingly hilarious how bad he is at it.

Even if twitch only bought in like $1-200 a week extra that shit adds up over time.

You know it's out of spite, like keeping derich around or just admitting something doesn't work and moving on.
After 16 years it has to sink in that people either give you money out of pity or they are seeking a kindred soul who is also severely retarded and stubborn. How many times can you mention that attendance is good only during new games before something clicks?

 

[Comma]

Holy shit, that night stream was absolutely awful. He's fully back to his "normal" self, pressuring the dents into feeling bad for him without a hint of irony.

I've made a quick and dirty edit for anyone who - rightfully so - doesn't want to sit through the whole thing. It's in glorious 480p to keep the file size down.

It covers:

• DSP constantly bringing up the "slow" $20 early stream, still blaming the NO INSTRUCTIONS (he did nothing wrong)
• DSP guilt-tripping about the "slow" stream
• DSP begging to double the goal in order to "make up" for the early stream
• DSP's sleezy tactic of asking $10 per "flight", but literally waiting for someone else to come in with a bigger contribution
• DSP straight-up lying about only being able to see someone's PayPal email address (fact check: https://www.paypal.com/us/privacy-center/privacy-practices#sending-money)
• And of course... the extremely sad and lonely individual Iron Chef Sakai crawling back to DSP by coughing up 80% of the total contributions

Enjoy!

 

[Lord_Point]

I really hope this puts to rest the insane idea that DSP is a secret mastermind or is even a mid wit.

The fat retard needed 2 hours and a stream of helpers to assemble what is functionally a straight line.

 

[Very Honest Content]

All those guys probably just got done running a train on her.

That's the three original members of Stone Temple Pilots and their third singer. Was Leanna the grunge rock of the 90s fan all along and Phil just skin walked that as well all this time?

I'm glad for her, never understood the hate some people had for her.

Her voice is annoying, and she liked to flex because Phil was going in massive debt for a lifestyle he couldn't pay off. I understand why people don't like her and why her being no longer part of the content makes her more popular than she ever was as part of it.

That being said she gets retconned a lot now she’s left. There were many times she was a grade A cunt and that’s why some people still have hate for her.

This point, exactly.

How long is the no interest on the Amazon layaway?

Variable, depending on the price level of the items, can be as short as six months, can be longer in 12-18 range I think?

 

[LuchaZombie]

I really hope this puts to rest the insane idea that DSP is a secret mastermind or is even a mid wit.

The fat retard needed 2 hours and a stream of helpers to assemble what is functionally a straight line.

His complete lack of critical thinking skills and learned helplessness are 2 of my favorite things to laugh at.

Let’s look past the fact that he needed instructions to set it up in the first place (which is unbelievably dumb on its own)

This man is terminally online and yet not only does he not use the internet as a resource, he scoffed at the idea of watching a video to set the mic arm up……

UNTIL HE WATCHED A VIDEO TO SET IT UP HOURS LATER.

He’s not a man as much as he’s a retarded child piloting an adult robot.

 

[myone]

Let’s look past the fact that he needed instructions to set it up in the first place (which is unbelievably dumb on its own)

This man is terminally online and yet not only does he not use the internet as a resource, he scoffed at the idea of watching a video to set the mic arm up……

His ego is too big. If it doesn't come with instructions, of course he has to be able to set it up without instructions. Looking it up would admit defeat... of course, he's also much too lazy.

I have only skimmed his pathetic attempts, but it's really fascinating how he does everything wrong. If he absolutely had to set it up on stream (which is already incredibly stoopid if this is supposed to be his mature-style adult business), couldn't he have used his old microphone for the stream instead of trying to install a live mic with cable? Why is he bending and twisting the boom before it is attached to a stable surface? Why attach the mic first (?) and fasten it hard, when the cable hasn't even been managed yet... it's a microcosm of making the worst decisions at every step of the way. It's incredible.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Wait, one bathroom gone soon the other two will follow. Soon he will have no other choice but to go on the streets. Shitting on the streets while ordering door dash. The American dream

"no one told me street shitting was considered public indecency dood, bugged shitting mechanics"

 

[dent_whisperer]

His ego is too big.

Wish I knew why it was so big because he's done absolutely nothing to warrant it.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Wish I knew why it was so big because he's done absolutely nothing to warrant it.

he won a Tekken tournament and got 4th place in a shitty sf2 port

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

he won a Tekken tournament and got 4th place in a shitty sf2 port

You forget, he PIONEERED the Lets Play (and don't you fucking forget it), and he was also one of the best overall gamers in the country

 

[dent_whisperer]

When Phil plays Flight Simulator does he just play the base game or does he use 3rd party created aircraft, terrain, airports and other stuff?

 

[FamicomGorby]

When Phil plays Flight Simulator does he just play the base game or does he use 3rd party created aircraft, terrain, airports and other stuff?

Pretty sure he just plays the base game and it's basically the equivalent to him scrolling over Bing maps since he always starts in the air and flies in a straight line.

 

[Coke Zero]

The part I don't get about all of these "upgrades", is why does a person who looks and sounds like dsp need a better camera, mic, etc? He's still an odd looking middle aged ghoul with a goofy voice and accent, why exactly does he want to show himself off in better quality? If anything he should be using a vtuber avatar and voice changer at this point. He just isn't a very good looking person at all.

Even in the clip posted above where he's talking about being the best gamer in the country, something has always looked off about him. He has this uncanny valley thing going on where he just looks strange and it's hard to even describe why. The shape of his head and facial features are just off.

 

[Chernabog3000]

https://darksydephil.shop/products/dsp-street-fighter-baseball-tee-1

Not to be all faggy and gay and personal.

But I got some DSP merch for Christmas.

It is perhaps the worst fucking shirt I've ever worn. I was expecting some cheap t-shirt company and was blown away but something far worse. Never in my life have I've worn something so unfortunate feeling.

The graphic itself while faded does seem to be on there solid. That was a pleasant surprise. It's gay and sucks. But doesn't look awful if you were into that sorta thing. Doubt it'll last a wash though as it already faded before even got to me.

The material feels not unlike the cheapest of toilet papers. Scratchy and lightweight. The white almost a translucent. The slightest of sweats would turn this thing completely transparent.

The fit itself is crazy. It's baggy but somehow hugs you from behind like you were wearing a backpack full of gout. This one of the most confusing aspects it truly feels like I have it on backwards but tag and logo would dictate I do not.

There is 0 redeeming qualities about it, or the price point. Even if a "genuine" Dave fan exist there is no way this is pleasing them.

If you are buying it as a joke though and understand the cheap ass pathetic lore that is Phil it's fucking solid. We were expecting it to be shit. But i dont think either of us could have predicted how shit it is. There's cheap merch and than there's this shit. This shit is fucking trash.

I've been involved in some pretty shit t-shirts. Cereal box give aways, company affairs, recreational sports leagues, shirts for the sake of making a shirt. This takes the fucking cake.

It's reminds me a lot of like early 2000s diy shirt design. print out/iron on yourself kinda shit. Just trash. Absolutely trash.

Par for the course though. Again was beyond my expectations of shit so kudos to Dave there. I had a very good chuckle. Enjoy whatever pennies you get you big goofy retard.