Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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JustStopDude said:
have to admit that there is one annoying aspect that Pat doesn't seem to have.
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Weeeooo - weeeeeooo!

STOP RIGHT THERE CITIZEN!
THIS IS THE FUN POLICE!
YOU ARE UNDER AREST FOR FELONY CREDULOUS POSITIVITY!
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JustStopDude said:
I would expect him to be one of those Disney adults
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JustStopDude said:
He isn't one of these childless, middle age people that show up to theme parks and push kids over to get in lines
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JustStopDude said:
or bitch loudly about kids,
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JustStopDude said:
I assume it's because he can't afford to.
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Not anymore he can't!
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An automatic clown said:
Another lie, back on October he claimed he does both box and BJJ.
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Is there any way we can get him into one of those influencer boxing shows? (Yes, I'm aware of his exhibition match with Little Mac that was shared earlier in the thread.)

Granted, I doubt there's an athletic commission that would clear his lard ass to participate in anything more strenuous than standing in line at the Golden Corral buffet.
 
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Well Intentioned said:
Is there any way we can get him into one of those influencer boxing shows? (Yes, I'm aware of his exhibition match with Little Mac that was shared earlier in the thread.)
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Seriously doubt it.

Obviously if Dan or anyone OnA (or here) related made a challenge, it would be immediately dismissed by Patrick as attempted murder.
I.e. stalker children would call in a swatting during the match leading to Patrick to be shot dead or arrested and imprisoned due to him utterly destroying the opponent, as he is too dangerous to enter a fight lawfully.

If some influencer/youtuber somehow managed to convince Patrick that he/she wasn’t a stalker child, perhaps a respected sci fi person whom association with could help Fatrick’s writing, maybe they could get him to accept the challenge.

But he would 100% find a reason to duck out or be caught putting horseshoes in his gloves and disqualified.
Then that would turn into stalker children sabotaging him.

100% don’t do this ever, but the only way to get footage of Patrick fighting would be to go and find him and physically assault him while a friend films it.
But DO NOT do this.
You will be arrested, charged with assault and imprisoned.
The fact that you videoed it will definitely be used against you and Patrick will certainly go find a shyster lawyer and corrupt doctor to create a litany of trauma, physical and mental, and you will end up paying him like he paid Quasi.
 
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FinnSven said:
The fact that you videoed it will definitely be used against you and Patrick will certainly go find a shyster lawyer and corrupt doctor to create a litany of trauma, physical and mental, and you will end up paying him like he paid Quasi.
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Pat is desperate to find some reason to sue just about anyone or anything. He needs to get that win back, it hurts him when its brought up.
 
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Well Intentioned said:
Is there any way we can get him into one of those influencer boxing shows? (Yes, I'm aware of his exhibition match with Little Mac that was shared earlier in the thread.)
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No. The standard 6m x 6m boxing ring can only hold up about 14,000 kg. That is a little less than fifteen and a half tons, or more commonly known as a "three quarter Pats" in American units.
 
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FinnSven said:
If you are a childless couple and really want to go, at least enlist some relatives children or get involved in a volunteer organization who take dying/orphaned kids to theme parks.
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Giving Disney adults and/or Drexels access to children is not a good idea, would strongly discourage. Even if you do go along to keep an eye on them.
 
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Maude Snew said:
Giving Disney adults and/or Drexels access to children is not a good idea, would strongly discourage. Even if you do go along to keep an eye on them.
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I dread to ask, but what is a “Drexel” in this context?

I have encountered Disney adults who are probably not child rapists, just sad and pathetic.
Usually fat and unmarried women at work, who manage to get a desperate ex-incel to sit through Disney films and go to the Disney store on “dates”.
 
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FinnSven said:
I dread to ask, but what is a “Drexel” in this context?
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East_Clintwood said:
I'm fairly certain he's referring to https://kiwifarms.st/threads/drexel-johnson-yarbrough-drex-mayor-of-migtown-bigblkfriend.173099/
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Precisely that, the TL;DR is he took a 13 year old to Disney while he was maybe dating the mother and when she came of age he scared off her then boyfriend and inducted her into a BDSM lifestyle and also pissed on her, he made that last part very clear. He'd probably do well in the SFWA.
 
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Maude Snew said:
Precisely that, the TL;DR is he took a 13 year old to Disney while he was maybe dating the mother and when she came of age he scared off her then boyfriend and inducted her into a BDSM lifestyle and also pissed on her, he made that last part very clear. He'd probably do well in the SFWA
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This is why I like Pat as a cow, it’s lighthearted chuckles at a fat retard and I don’t need a shower after I read his thread.

Unlike Pat, who desperately needs a shower to wash off the grease because he’s so FAT.
 
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femoralcanal said:
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I know this is really old but bruh, shit like this highlights how much of a fat fucking low-T pussy Pat really is, it's lame enough to just flip off some random unaware kid at a sporting event but he posted it online and tagged his dumb little friends about it because he thought he looked so cool doing it. This is the same nigga who tells an (alleged) journalist that his trolls are meanie racist terrorist transphobes and they should be put to death because they make fun of him and say mean things about him online.:suffering:
 
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Giant Troonade said:
just flip off some random unaware kid at a sporting event but he posted it online and tagged his dumb little friends about it
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I think Rick is too stupid to realize what all his “friends” are saying when they keep saying “fuck kids”

“Everyone I don’t like commits treason” is an amusing new Fatrick. I love how he has political opinions about shit before he was born.
 
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Patrick is one of the only people on here I feel absolutely zero guilt laughing at, ever. He is unlikable to an absurd degree and brings 95% of the negative attention on himself by being a standoffish arrogant prick who goes out of his way to pick fights with random people. In some threads I feel really bad for certain individuals, especially depending on circumstances.

He isn't mentally challenged or severely mentally ill, he is just dumb and kinda mentally ill.
 
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