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[Candidate No 7]

Jammidodger did an entire hour and half response vid to an interview Joyce did on spiked's (UK mag) yt channel.

It's quite funny how they are all going "a judge ruled she is not an expert" as if you can rule on a thing like that. Of course she is an expert by now.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Obviously see's it as competition...

 

[Caesar]

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Obviously see's it as competition...

How do observations based upon science take such a foot hold in academia? The mind truly boggles at this one.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

How do observations based upon science take such a foot hold in academia? The mind truly boggles at this one.

Because any sign of science and\or self awareness will cause the illusion to crumble.
Most people who "get it wrong" are happy to admit that, but academics lack the humility to do that.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Troon intersex fakers are to be expected, the part that really stands out to me is: How does a normal, reasonably handsome man end married not just to a HSTS tranny, but a HSTS tranny with a face that's a cross between a baboon and a shovel?

In this particular case, race plays into it big time.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I've noticed the last 2 years or so though they've now begun to inverse their stance on and off, now sometimes claiming blahaj is transphobic stereotype stuff and "always has been". Instead of "trans culture and always has been". It depends who they aim to start shit with it seems.

The standard pattern with troon memes goes thus:

1. Claim something as trans.
2. Other troons copy the idea because they are autists with no original thought.
3. It spreads all over social media.
4. Normies notice and use it to make fun of troons.
5. Troons get upset and declare references to the original thing to be transphobic.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

The standard pattern with troon memes goes thus:

1. Claim something as trans.
2. Other troons copy the idea because they are autists with no original thought.
3. It spreads all over social media.
4. Normies notice and use it to make fun of troons.
5. Troons get upset and declare references to the original thing to be transphobic.

Suicide is a good example of this.

 

[Syikeblade]

Troon intersex fakers are to be expected, the part that really stands out to me is: How does a normal, reasonably handsome man end married not just to a HSTS tranny, but a HSTS tranny with a face that's a cross between a baboon and a shovel?

Is the troon holding a gun to his ribs out of frame in the video? Does he have the guy's relatives held captive in the basement? What even happened there?



I assume Agamemnon is also the name of some fandom favorite in an anime or something, it seems a weird choice for a pooner otherwise.

It's not like gays have options

 

[Syikeblade]

Another HSTS complaining about how hard his life is and considers going on unemployment.

Spoiler: Life sucks

It’s like experiencing two burnouts at the same time. Over Christmas break I realized I can’t be keeping up with both for much longer or else I’ll crumble. I guess being unemployed would help me manage my dysphoria to some extent but I can’t afford that right now.
Not having to work helped me cope a bit, but I suppose I was still experiencing the equivalent of non-gender-dysphoric people’s worth of work stress even though I was off work, if that makes any sense. I feel most at ease in the middle of the night when everyone’s asleep and I don’t have to interact with anyone and I can just isolate myself and retreat. Only then I don’t have to feel sad over not being attractive enough for men, or staying alone forever, or be jealous of women who can attract masculine men so easily.
And before anyone suggests it in the comments, I am not able to transition currently, and I don’t think I ever will in the future. Somehow I just need to find a way to make my time on earth pass quicker and distract myself from loneliness. Just a small vent, lol.

Also admits to being jealous of women getting to be with straight men.

Spoiler: Jealous gay man

Only then I don’t have to feel sad over not being attractive enough for men, or staying alone forever, or be jealous of women who can attract masculine men so easily.

I don't understand their obsession over straight men, when they can find masculine gay men.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I don't understand their obsession over straight men, when they can find masculine gay men.

Because it's all about achieving the impossible.
Specifically, really being a woman.
Or at the very least fooling everybody all the time.

 

[LimeRikki]

I was still experiencing the equivalent of non-gender-dysphoric people’s worth of work stress even though I was off work

Main character syndrome much?

I don't understand their obsession over straight men

Troons need external validation to exist. Bagging a straight* man is "proof" they are real wimmen.

*If the recipent of your cock has a y chromosome, both of you are gay.

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

Clavicle shortening.

What the fuck.

And after all that expensive and dangerous surgery, he's still going to look like the man that he is.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Another HSTS complaining about how hard his life is and considers going on unemployment.

Spoiler: Life sucks

It’s like experiencing two burnouts at the same time. Over Christmas break I realized I can’t be keeping up with both for much longer or else I’ll crumble. I guess being unemployed would help me manage my dysphoria to some extent but I can’t afford that right now.
Not having to work helped me cope a bit, but I suppose I was still experiencing the equivalent of non-gender-dysphoric people’s worth of work stress even though I was off work, if that makes any sense. I feel most at ease in the middle of the night when everyone’s asleep and I don’t have to interact with anyone and I can just isolate myself and retreat. Only then I don’t have to feel sad over not being attractive enough for men, or staying alone forever, or be jealous of women who can attract masculine men so easily.
And before anyone suggests it in the comments, I am not able to transition currently, and I don’t think I ever will in the future. Somehow I just need to find a way to make my time on earth pass quicker and distract myself from loneliness. Just a small vent, lol.

Also admits to being jealous of women getting to be with straight men.

Spoiler: Jealous gay man

Only then I don’t have to feel sad over not being attractive enough for men, or staying alone forever, or be jealous of women who can attract masculine men so easily.

I don't understand their obsession over straight men, when they can find masculine gay men.

Why would being unemployed help him manage his dysphoria?

Oh yeah, all-day gooning sessions.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

I'm never gonna be able to fully give the goofy ikea thing up tot he troons

Word fren. The Blahaj is my kittys favorite place to sleep. Shes worn out one over the years and Im gonna buy a new one, when the one she has now, is too fucked. Gross men in spinny skirts aint gonna change that.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

After seeing this post, I immediately wondered what OP looks like

Spoiler: Tranny jumpscare

He also brags about having D cups, which could be true considering he's obese, but it's like a homeless guy bragging about not having to pay rent. He genuinely believes he passes, and when he gets "misgendered" it's definitely due to his voice and not... everything else.


For added entertainment, imagine this autist rubbing his feet together like a cricket when he's horny.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

He also brags about having D cups

D cups.... as in "dont have real tits" lol.

 

[Chandelier]

A pooner named 'Pollo', which I assume is short for 'Apollo', who lives out vicariously through Jayce from Arcane, would like to remind you she's not that strong and has mental breakdowns and that's OK, doods!

They also note that Viktor must be 'trans coded' because of that weak-ass beard he has a mage. They feel so seen:

You're happy you have a beard that resembles Asmongold? LMAO. Weak ass shit.

 

[Stan]

Got called “it” by an old man at the liquor store (a) [Philadelphiabb

I find it interesting that the troon hasn’t considered buying his alcohol from a different liquor store.

Clavicle shortening.

What the fuck

It’s “life saving care” doncha know. It’s totally worth it to have pieces of your collar bone sawed out and surgically removed to own that jeet who works minwage at the package store.

He also claims he can both get someone pregnant and also become pregnant; which if you didn't know there is absolutely nobody that can do that in record

I mean, somebody can, but that somebody is a c elegans worm and hermaprodites only appear when the colony’s all stressed out.

His only evidence for his pregnancy is his massive man gut; talks to an interviewer like that's irrefutable evidence.

If only there was some kind of cheap immunoassay you could take at home to know for sure whether you were pregnant or not. Like, a test that detects the presence of HCG in the urine.

 

[Paper Machete]

A pooner named 'Pollo', which I assume is short for 'Apollo',

My Spanish in non-existent but doesn't pollo mean chicken? lmao

 

[Peaches Demure]

My Spanish in non-existent but doesn't pollo mean chicken? lmao

Yes, but it's pronounced "poyo", I believe. But yeah, I can't believe she chose that as her username knowing its colloquial meaning.