Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Laughingator]

Why do I have this feeling BMJ has been playing coin flips in Jail and is in debt for like 10K?

Not trying to be serious but that's what I fear for Bossman in jail and later in prison.
Gambling is rampant in jails and prisons and the #1 way to either get shanked or turned into a bitch is owing people money for either drugs or gambling (both of Bossman's vices).

 

[Billy Bong]

It will never come to that, but Bossman would make a fine bitch - If it ever comes to that, which it won't.
But if it does, don't you worry, don't you worry. BMJ will make them go all the way.

 

[BoyWhoCriedWolf]

O Bossman, Where Art Thou?

 

[internet friend]

O Bossman, Where Art Thou?

A pussy by any other name would be just as NICE!

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Bossmanjack Biopic when?View attachment 6796705

I always thought Aaron Paul as Jesse Pinkman kind of looked like Bossman but damn this is identical.

 

[draggs]

Bossman not getting to light up the first rock of the new year at 12:00:01 AM January 1st is so wrong. So fucking wrong dudes. And no one will lift a fucking finger to help him, I bet the guys in his unit who can get stuff smuggled in won't even talk to our boy

 

[Sneeds]

Apparently there’s some Airplane gamba game out there that’s like Crash, but you can’t cash out whenever. And there are bombs that if the plane hits you will lose the most recent multiplier. Also the plane has to land on a platform in order to win. If the plane slides off the platform you will lose your money.
Here’s an example

Austin would definitely get addicted to this gamba game. (Considering there’s a lighting fast mode) And it would potentially cause a huge crack rage. Here’s what that rage would look like.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Airplane gamba game

I mean that is just flappy bird

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I mean that is just flappy bird

Flappy Bird when it's Top Gun.

 

[Blackstar]

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We have less than 2 days to do this, get to it, pronto! I'll make a start myself but we have to keep in mind that this is a MATI stream so it won't be completely dedicated to Bossman so we can't add everything. https://kiwifarms.st/chat/keno-kasino.15/

Evil Josh has only given us 15 minutes for this, so this is the list of clips and posts that I have picked out for this:

Please provide feedback on what you guys think should/shouldn't be included but keep in mind that adding a clip would require removing a clip of equal length. I made sure to include one of his best crack seshes on limbo from the February crackathon, lots of violence, Bossman sperging out, being funny, etc, and some of the madness that took over near the end.

Spoiler: Best of Bossman 2024, in only 15 minutes:

https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/5669/5669732-d9885cfcaa5a70888a9245dae7426254.mp4 Bossman sieg heiling
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/5696/5696265-61cce3c22decb0db5db0e67a3bdbdbc1.mp4 Best cracked out gamba sesh ever
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/5871/5871179-6f194d44abbbbac321431630d87cfb14.mp4 Big win and felting in half a minute
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6124/6124617-31e4ba9cde44ba158e8f27e83995409b.mp4 Violence
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6126/6126274-1047aa0fd84e3a6d37131b1cd1ba4992.mp4 Violence
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6376/6376494-41f24a90dd95503cc8b49263c8a5510b.mp4 Felt and violence, dual wields the keyboard as a weapon
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6186/6186068-2d9ea11d828ccf38c068a6e78549af9d.mp4 Throws his vape at the desk in rage, it bounces, hits his brand new $900 OLED monitor and kills it
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6336/6336968-f7c3e296d559680f3db070ad38a4cb33.mp4 Homophobia
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6342/6342035-6631ba1aad858786280ca5a16373d566.mp4 Are kangaroos real?
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6380/6380930-51c2b276f02bc312998abbb03d559b13.mp4 Bossman exposed to CWC
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/attachments/6377/6377862-3ad7496af99771ea8e6136c82e7c2117.jpg Chips takes it all
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6396/6396198-9142f32997488b12c8f47905d34b5297.mp4 Berlin is in France
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6379/6379261-2a9784157be1cd4d0e19acfb58ed413f.mp4 Bossman gets a car
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6364/6364657-e4c9914ef5fad7c39223443b075e09c1.mp4 https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6364/6364658-fa125c013cde9614bbf225480653e0fa.mp4 https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6364/6364659-eb604972f8a77e857f568c430d953249.mp4 Fixing the smoke alarm
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/austi...7-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/post-19300106 Bossman lost his fucking shit, banning multiple jannies and freaking the fuck out harder than ever before in discord, all over windows defender having an update available which he somehow translated into his PC being keylogged. He proceeded to avoid the keylogger by using an on-screen keyboard https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6394/6394760-ef882c3c873ba361006b6251c3be6085.mp4 even though he eventually forgot about it
https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/1726694843340-png.6430332/ Bossman's black

NEARING THE END:
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6526/6526467-7ee86a2db16be78b61e551b8f0f9ec6d.mp4 We are all human, time, preaching
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6526/6526457-48a26ee0ff095de86d48e8eb1feaa77a.mp4 Bossman admits to brainrot
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6526/6526478-9c2f8b1f6d7e850c965cc9759240e340.mp4 We are ok
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin...ack-irondollah.170347/page-1512#post-19666456 The End.

Potential outro for Bossman segment:

https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6423/6423626-acbe10d629314fe8a06bf524569e3215.mp4

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Please provide feedback on what you guys think should/shouldn't be included

You should definitely include that brief time he had a boyfriend, Justin was his name I think, staying with him. Their fishing stream where Austin wore his $500 Yeezys barefoot in the mud, and kept borrowing the dude's car to pick up crack was great. Austin exploding at him and kicking him out like a day later was amazing.

 

[Blackstar]

You should definitely include that brief time he had a boyfriend, Justin was his name I think, staying with him. Their fishing stream where Austin wore his $500 Yeezys barefoot in the mud, and kept borrowing the dude's car to pick up crack was great. Austin exploding at him and kicking him out like a day later was amazing.

While I agree with you on the Justin arc being great, especially the blow up, I unfortunately ran out of time to include that

 

[break these cuffs]

You should definitely include that brief time he had a boyfriend, Justin was his name I think, staying with him. Their fishing stream where Austin wore his $500 Yeezys barefoot in the mud, and kept borrowing the dude's car to pick up crack was great. Austin exploding at him and kicking him out like a day later was amazing.

Him pulling out the condom would be good too.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

My attempt at a 15 minute video of bossman clips, nowhere near comprehensive but we only have 15 minutes. got a good mix of gamba, rage, crackout and NULL GETTING BTFO FUCKING RAT.

This is only taken from a span of 4 months, bossman is just THAT productive.

I even normalized the audio for you so you don't become deaf. You are welcome MATI faggots. Enjoy this before your 2 hour rekieta segment

 

[|o|]

Please provide feedback

When I have a free moment I will listen, but I’m drunk so I might forget. Either way it’s hard to go wrong with 15 minutes of boss

 

[Sneeds]

My attempt at a 15 minute video of bossman clips, nowhere near comprehensive but we only have 15 minutes. got a good mix of gamba, rage, crackout and NULL GETTING BTFO FUCKING RAT.

This is only taken from a span of 4 months, bossman is just THAT productive.

I even normalized the audio for you so you don't become deaf. You are welcome MATI faggots. Enjoy this before your 2 hour rekieta segment

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Rekieta and MATI faggots enjoying a boring ass coke head lawyer instead of a entertaining crack addicted gambling addict smh

 

[Soup Sammiches]

My attempt at a 15 minute video of bossman clips, nowhere near comprehensive but we only have 15 minutes. got a good mix of gamba, rage, crackout and NULL GETTING BTFO FUCKING RAT.

This is only taken from a span of 4 months, bossman is just THAT productive.

I even normalized the audio for you so you don't become deaf. You are welcome MATI faggots. Enjoy this before your 2 hour rekieta segment

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When all is said and done he's right, those Kiwi Farmers are WEIRD as fuuuuuuuck.

 

[|o|]

@Blackstar i just started watching, but my main feedback would be providing a fifteen minute video with spliced together content. However, I’m a retard. I very much like your light descriptions for each clip, which provides a great avenue for one off clips. I like your style and labeling, so I hope to see some of these clips during stream as well—but I’m *assuming* Jersh would favor a clipped together video

 

[Punished Neco]

Do you reckon Mr Christmas is homeless this Christmas without his number 1 customer?

 

[Kees H]

Do you reckon Mr Christmas is homeless this Christmas without his number 1 customer?

I can't believe the Virginia courts are just cutting off Mr Christmas his income for Christmas. If you'd ask me, that's pretty fucking racist from the Virginia courts.