Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tomato flowers]

Why only one kid then?
Not to give Crackets too much credit but accidental exposure makes the most sense to me.

Cause that particular kid is the ADHD kid.

 

[Strix454]

The only person that was likely doing K was Kayla. I've watched people shoot it up and it's not really a party drug. Depending on the dosage, which I promise they were not being careful with, you basically just lose all motor control and slump over, frequently it sounds like you are struggling to breathe as you disassociate and experience... I dunno. Ego death?

People also use K to blot out the whole world when they are over-using stimulants like meth or coke for long periods of time. Disassociation can feel like a relief in that situation. People sometimes use heroin for similar reasons.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Why only one kid then?
Not to give Crackets too much credit but accidental exposure makes the most sense to me.

Nick kept saying that this particular kid was a 'demon'. I don't know what coke does to a kid but maybe it sedates her or something.

 

[WatterBottle]

I wonder how many traffic violations he has committed recently with all the court meetings.

 

[demicolon]

Zero, Kayla's driving.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Why only one kid then?
Not to give Crackets too much credit but accidental exposure makes the most sense to me.

She's the only one above the cutoff. All of them may have tested above 0.

 

[not william stenchever]

I lived through the CWC content drought. It always comes back.
Best advice is don't live vicariously through it.
Check back now and then see if there's anything have a laugh and do other things. Cause end of the day he's just a lolcow on the internet.

In the meanwhile this thread will be a wellspring of autistic knowledge from various fields.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The threat of prison won't work, but Nick is going to be doing hard time in actual prison soon enough on his current path. That should straighten him out at least get him off the alcohol.

I can't wait for the post prison stories of Nick saying how WILD and CRAZY it was. He'll spin barely followable yarns about INTERESTING people in the prison making hooch out of toilet paper.

Not that he drank any of it of course! He's not an addict!

You can even BREW YOUR OWN ALCOHOL with just a bottle of apple juice guyz! And if you freeze it.... But I would never do that... unless...?

 

[Burt Macklin]

Ketamine is Schedule III so by my reading Nick can get Ketamine from a nurse practitioner, optometrist (?), or a physician's assistant.

Didn't Nick talk about seeing an optometrist? Not sure if he wears contacts but I remember him talking about Lasik surgery once. Not sure if it was in regards to him getting it, but I know there was talk about going to an eye doctor : maybe for one of his kids?

The threat of prison won't work, but Nick is going to be doing hard time in actual prison soon enough on his current path. That should straighten him out at least get him off the alcohol.

I can't wait for the post prison stories of Nick saying how WILD and CRAZY it was. He'll spin barely followable yarns about INTERESTING people in the prison making hooch out of toilet paper.

Hard time? Actual prison? Remember this retard says he was "upper-class" in rehab. He'll expect the white-collar Martha Stewart treatment where he gets to pick between a painting or cooking class.

Could also see him pitching to teach "guberment classes" in prison, similar this his big idea on teaching kids to stay away from drugs.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

No Kiwi Fag, you are totally wrong. He is being edgy, its all the rage with the youtube comedians in 2007.

Yes, it was shock jock humor, inspired by his favorite singing, dancing, whoring comedian, Russell Greer.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I hope Nick and Kayla can pull their shit together for at least the day and give the kids a lovely Christmas, God knows they deserve it. Too bad Santa can't bring you decent parents.

Not sure about Santa. Though I have it on good authority the Krampus paid Nick a visit and had some wicked machinations for him after stuffing him in his sack and carrying him off into the cold, dark night. After he took Nick out and he beheld his Krampus torture dungeon illuminated by torchlight, though, Nick was thoroughly impressed and asked for the name of his carpenter.

The Krampus was too weirded out to continue and let Nick go afterwards.

 

[LemonParty]

Mail order prescription ketamine you can take at home is a real thing that is legal in some US states.

Do we know if Minnesota is one of those states?

Don't threaten me with a good time! Looks like they can easily get it.
(Also, I'm sorry for your friend. That's who this drug should be helping. Not a trust-funded lolcow.)
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Source: Department of Justice. Last updated Dec. 4, 2024
Ketamine is Schedule III so by my reading Nick can get Ketamine from a nurse practitioner, optometrist (?), or a physician's assistant.

Nick confirm for prescription party drugs.

My buddy is doing the best he can. He has a wife and kids but he's definitely not right in the head. I honestly doubt ketamine use is harmless long term. Just look at Kayla.

Expanding circle sounds like a bad way to fight your way out of a situation because as the perimeter of the circle increases there is less mutual fire support. Was it more like make a circular formation, retreat towards friendly positions and kill everyone ahead of you and everyone chasing you? Either way it sounds like a really bad day for anyone to experience.

That's probably what he meant. He told me this years ago and we were drinking, so I probably didn't fully comprehend what he meant. He was also probably under the effects of ketamine therapy at the time, which explains why he told me. Real soldiers typically don't talk about those kind of experiences.

Edit:grammar

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

As much as I think Nick is a shitlord retard cope man, I really doubt he was actively encouraging his kids to do coke.
I believe that they have seen him do it and tried it, for sure, but for him to actually go like "hey, here, have some" seems a bit much to me. I think these guys just heard the story and are relaying it through a game of paper cup telephone.

Then again that man has had such a fucking downspiral that it could be true - I just need some EBIDANCE before I embrace this reality.

Nick, there is literally no coming back from your daughter testing positive for cocaine. That was the nail in the coffin. Nothing you've done or will ever do, will stop people from bringing it up. This is your legacy now. You are the lawyer who gave his daughter cocaine. You can keep coping, trying to control the narrative\correct the record. It does not matter. The fact that this is your priority as opposed to the fact that your daughter tested positive, is horrific and shows how monstrous of a father you are. Edit: basically, you fuck one sheep, it erases everything else and your now the sheep fucker. At least in some places it's beating your association with the balldo

What about ETHICS in reporting on MY DRUG ABUSE? Where are your MORALS? If you cannot uphold the SLIGHTEST bit of integrity to ASK ME to fact-check, you have probably not even had THE SEX, INCEL!

- Nick Rekieta (probably)

i'm trying to not allow myself to believe he gave the kid coke. i think occams razor applies here. hes a junkie with a young kid. kids watch and like to mimic their parents behavior and he probably just had it laying around for the kids to try while he was off neglecting them in another part of the house or passed out cold after the comedown.

if he literally fed the kid coke then i dont think its a leap to assume that theres a high likelihood that he physically/sexually abused them as well. as terrible and unforgivable as it is to be a drug addict piece of shit and neglect your kids and do drugs around them, i think enabling them to do drugs in your presence is just a much different, deeper level of depravity. nobody in the history of drugs has given someone coke to shut them up or make them go to bed so the grim excuse of "shut these annoying brats up so i can do more drugs with the adults" doesnt hold.

For me personally I will hold out hope that the child in question has not been abused in this way. I would guess that maybe that would have come to light in the 6 months period of them being removed from the house. Child services would maybe have looked at all angles with the children's welfare. Especially in light of the positive test. I would guess that they have ways and means of asking them quality of life questions. Such as, does anybody do anything to you in a place that they are not supposed to etc. If that was brought to light, the child would not lie, and physical tests would have been done to confirm or deny.

So even though Nick is an abhorrent piece of shit, I don't believe that has happened to the child in question. They would not have had the kids back, even for visitation, if this was the case.

There is a whole thread on this dark topic. I encourage others to use it so I don't have to see these dark speculations.

If I remember correctly, the hair test was not to find “cocaine“ in the system but to find cocaine metabolites which are the product of cocaine having been metabolized in the subject. And this would be evidenced over a long period of time. As in the kid ingested cocaine, the cocaine was metabolized in their system, then this metabolite was deposited in the growing hair where it was sampled and found.

So this claim that the cop touched his kids hair and that was where the “cocaine” came from is ludicrous and any judge or attorney would understand this.

There is no way around this. Either the lab test was 100% in error by a large margin or the kid was ingesting cocaine.

This will probably bear repeating many more times ITT, but urine, blood, and hair follicle tests for cocaine look for the product of coaine produced by the human body. Hair follicle testing allows the greatest range of detection due to lack of a purging mechanism--short of hair growth and removal.

Cocaine is auto-metabolising in the prescence of water moisture, so it produces some byproducts (but no all) that are also found in the human body that has ingested cocaine. However, the ratio and type of metabolites are completely different from what is found in a sample of cocaine that is exposed to humid air and what is deposited in blood, urine, and hair.

We never got information on whiCh metabolites were found (and in what ratios). We only got Nick saying: A) Metabolites were 'missing'. B) Hair follicle tests are 'junk science', C) It was from cocaine deposited from a police officer glove touching her hair, and/or C) He was refused a re-test by the state, but everyone totally agreed in the sealed records that the result was 'impossible'--all at varying times and concurrent statuses.

His weekly family appointment to the chiropractor (who has since fired him)

When did this happen? I must have missed it.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Could also see him pitching to teach "guberment classes" in prison

Nick Rekieta, first day in prison, bursts into warden's office, weird purple rubber thing strapped tightly around his forehead, total loss of circulation to top of scalp, stumbling, one eye closed, nose covered in sheet rock dust, slurring...

"Ya Wardenfulness, I gotta idea to make this jail a million dollars..."

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Most people would assume that the child who has been described as a "demon" with a lot of issues (who therefore requires extra care) would not be the favorite child because of all the issues that arise from that. These issues include how maddening their behavior is and the other kids getting less attention which ignites resentment.

But Nick has described the demon coke child as his favorite (or their favorite) because she is the most like him.

That probably has something to do with only one of the kids being coked up.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Never forget, Nick is a degenerate, cuck, unfit father, and druggie. And likely homosexual.

 

[Melty Butter]

In the meanwhile this thread will be a wellspring of autistic knowledge from various fields.

I'm trying.

Dear God this thread is spinning its wheels and retreading the same ground time and time again.

God, you say?
..........

This addresses an old topic to fill in the gaps and attempt to answer or confirm some lingering questions.

The Church...
As a reminder, Evangelical Covenant Church of New London (ECCNL) is Kayla & Nick's old church. Pastor Kevin Melin (now retired), reported child neglect and druggie behaviors as told to him by a teacher and Kayla's sister (thought to be JaymeLee Wright) as required by law. Subsequently, Nick announced after the arrest on a Locals stream that he and Kayla are attending a new church.

1) Was Rekieta responsible for Pastor Kevin's resignation or Chief of Police Jim Felt's, for that matter?

It does not appear so.

• There was some speculation that Rekieta threatened a lawsuit when ECCNL went offline for their Sunday services and shortly after Melin's retirement was announced. It does not appear to be related. The Pastoral Search Committee was underway during the May 12, 2024 service (since unprivated - see #2). It's mentioned (1:15). He was already planning to retire.
• As for Jim Felt, he had served for 34 years when he announced his upcoming retirement. Announcement on Sept. 27. This seems like a normal time to retire with a full pension.

There's always the outside possibility that Rekieta was the proverbial straw for both men.

2) Was the interruption of live streams (and bulletins) of the ECCNL services due to the Rekieta arrests?

Almost certainly. All evidence of Kayla and Nick are gone in the Church's communications (with one exception, see #3). This is when Nick and Kayla would have been in attendance. Here's what appears to have happened:

• The thread first noticed that the Church went dark on May 26, two days after the arrest. The church services were not public for some time (months, I believe). I do not know exactly when the live streams returned.
• What happened? At the (since unprivated) June 9, 2024 stream (35:29), Pastor Melin announced that the Church streams had gone from public to private and asked that church-goers send their emails to be validated to receive a private link.
• Currently, all the church services with a few exceptions since May 12, 2024 have been unprivated on the site. Exceptions? June 30, 2024, July 21, 2024, and August 25, 2024. I have no idea why those services are missing. Church services DID take place on those dates bc the bulletins were published.
• Bulletins: only recent bulletins are posted on the website, however, by changing the date in the URL historical bulletins can be viewed. They stop when? May 26, 2024. That cannot be a coincidence.

My point: All Church streams, and the corresponding bulletins (save one, see #3,) that might show Nick and Kayla are gone.

• HERE'S WHAT'S ODD: The Dec. 10, 2023 service was reuploaded. This is the ONLY 2023 stream on the site. Nothing exists before that and there are no streams in the 6 months following. It's an orphan. Furthermore, it was the children's Christmas pageant. There is no evidence of Nick or Kayla. There IS evidence of what appears to be Sharilyn and Dan Sletta, Kayla's mom and stepdad, sitting with and recording the Rekieta kids on stage.

You be the judge. Here's a comparison from her FB:

I went back to Nick's Dec. 11, 2024 stream because he always talks about his life. He was very late and said he had brutal food poisoning all weekend (1:30) such that he missed family holiday photos. So, no, Nick did not attend that Church service. My headcanon is that Dan Sletta demanded the reupload: "Dammit, that shit-head son-in-law was getting high and I took those kids to church! You'll reupload that service!"

3) Is there ANY evidence left of Nick & Kayla at ECCNL post-arrest?

Only one in the June 16, 2024 bulletin. I believe it was an oversight.

Funny and tragic. 23 days after the arrest and 10 days after the CPS hearing, Nick & Kayla were called to lead prayer for Church education after a teacher reported them.

4) Do the kids still attend ECCNL? Is there evidence of the kids at ECCNL?
Yes and plenty. It's safe to say that Dan and Shari Sletta are literally doing the Lord's work. The kids are featured in several services. Three of Nick's kids had church summer camp following the arrest and we know from one of Nick's Oct. Locals cooking stream that they were planning around their eldest's ECCNL obligation.

Interestingly, one of those camps started on June 9. That's three days after the CPS hearing. I wonder if he was able to attend the camp. We know he attended Court hearing.

Spoiler: Church camp anyone? From the Church bulletins...

Below is the week of July 14:



Note: July 12-14 was the family weekend at Lake Beauty Bible Camp. Many will recall Nick complaining about it in past summers. There is no evidence of who (if any) attended with the Rekieta kids. I assume the Slettas attended.

5) Was there evidence of fallout after the arrests in the subsequent (reuploaded) live streams:
I'd say so, and it was very moving. Pastor Melin, keep in mind, was on his way out. This was something like his last stand as a pastor. Some highlights:

May 26, 2024 Service - sermon starts at 16:30
Melin uses Abigail, of the David story (he never goes away), as a biblical example. This is his preamble before diving into scripture (my bold):

"We need to be thankful for those people that God sends into our life, people who intervene, people who speak wisdom, who give us warning, and love us enough to confront us or as I say so often 'carefront' us and care enough to speak the truth in love... In that story that was used, that one that brought warning, that unspoken unsung hero servant that tipped Abigail off to do what she did, and we made two applications.... Are we going to be willing to be warned by those Messengers that God sends us to bring correction to save us from embarrassment or terrible consequences? Are we willing to be warned but then the flip side of that coin is are we willing to warn? Are we willing to be the person that maybe God Taps us on the shoulder speaks to our spirit and our conscience and said go
warn before there's disaster and so hopefully you've been thinking of that this last week, those messages and where God is using
thinking of that this last week uh those messages and and where God is using others and where God might want to use you."

Happy retirement, Pastor Kevin Melin. You've earned a solid place in heaven.


Pic from that sermon.

Edit to Add: I do believe Nick has (possibly legally) demanded that any time that he and Kayla attend ECCNL (perhaps the missing streams that are not unprivated since the arrest) for their kids, not be publicly broadcast.
- And a couple of typos.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Hard time? Actual prison?

I should qualify and point out when I assert that Nick is going to be waxing philosophical about the merits of prison hooch with your niggers it will be years in the future (assuming he survives crashing his balldomobile into a tree on the way back from a coke-fueled underwear party at the Gay-90s) when he's arrested for something entirely unrelated to his current legal woes.

 

[Melty Butter]

When did this happen? I must have missed it.

No idea when exactly but here's the evidence:

Previously archived.

 

[AnOminous]

God what an utter homo.