DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
His ego is too big. If it doesn't come with instructions, of course he has to be able to set it up without instructions. Looking it up would admit defeat... of course, he's also much too lazy.

I have only skimmed his pathetic attempts, but it's really fascinating how he does everything wrong. If he absolutely had to set it up on stream (which is already incredibly stoopid if this is supposed to be his mature-style adult business), couldn't he have used his old microphone for the stream instead of trying to install a live mic with cable? Why is he bending and twisting the boom before it is attached to a stable surface? Why attach the mic first (?) and fasten it hard, when the cable hasn't even been managed yet... it's a microcosm of making the worst decisions at every step of the way. It's incredible.

It's like how his idea of comedy is scat jokes and racist stereotypes. He doesn't have the ability to handle abstract concepts. Things like leverage or understanding why simple machines work are beyond his mental ability. Seriously. Pay attention to anything he says or does, he just does not understand anything abstract.

Flashing lights cool! Fuck you, pay me!
 
When Phil plays Flight Simulator does he just play the base game or does he use 3rd party created aircraft, terrain, airports and other stuff?
He plays it bare bones with auto pilot. He doesn't do any taking off or landing. He started going on ground level to show off parts of his childhood or some shit I dont know welcome to Kingsfield 5.
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Yes he's 100% serious doing this shit
 

Not to be all faggy and gay and personal.

But I got some DSP merch for Christmas.

It is perhaps the worst fucking shirt I've ever worn. I was expecting some cheap t-shirt company and was blown away but something far worse. Never in my life have I've worn something so unfortunate feeling.

The graphic itself while faded does seem to be on there solid. That was a pleasant surprise. It's gay and sucks. But doesn't look awful if you were into that sorta thing. Doubt it'll last a wash though as it already faded before even got to me.

The material feels not unlike the cheapest of toilet papers. Scratchy and lightweight. The white almost a translucent. The slightest of sweats would turn this thing completely transparent.

The fit itself is crazy. It's baggy but somehow hugs you from behind like you were wearing a backpack full of gout. This one of the most confusing aspects it truly feels like I have it on backwards but tag and logo would dictate I do not.

There is 0 redeeming qualities about it, or the price point. Even if a "genuine" Dave fan exist there is no way this is pleasing them.

If you are buying it as a joke though and understand the cheap ass pathetic lore that is Phil it's fucking solid. We were expecting it to be shit. But i dont think either of us could have predicted how shit it is. There's cheap merch and than there's this shit. This shit is fucking trash.

I've been involved in some pretty shit t-shirts. Cereal box give aways, company affairs, recreational sports leagues, shirts for the sake of making a shirt. This takes the fucking cake.

It's reminds me a lot of like early 2000s diy shirt design. print out/iron on yourself kinda shit. Just trash. Absolutely trash.

Par for the course though. Again was beyond my expectations of shit so kudos to Dave there. I had a very good chuckle. Enjoy whatever pennies you get you big goofy retard.

You trolled him good.
 

Not to be all faggy and gay and personal.

But I got some DSP merch for Christmas.

It is perhaps the worst fucking shirt I've ever worn. I was expecting some cheap t-shirt company and was blown away but something far worse. Never in my life have I've worn something so unfortunate feeling.

The graphic itself while faded does seem to be on there solid. That was a pleasant surprise. It's gay and sucks. But doesn't look awful if you were into that sorta thing. Doubt it'll last a wash though as it already faded before even got to me.

The material feels not unlike the cheapest of toilet papers. Scratchy and lightweight. The white almost a translucent. The slightest of sweats would turn this thing completely transparent.

The fit itself is crazy. It's baggy but somehow hugs you from behind like you were wearing a backpack full of gout. This one of the most confusing aspects it truly feels like I have it on backwards but tag and logo would dictate I do not.

There is 0 redeeming qualities about it, or the price point. Even if a "genuine" Dave fan exist there is no way this is pleasing them.

If you are buying it as a joke though and understand the cheap ass pathetic lore that is Phil it's fucking solid. We were expecting it to be shit. But i dont think either of us could have predicted how shit it is. There's cheap merch and than there's this shit. This shit is fucking trash.

I've been involved in some pretty shit t-shirts. Cereal box give aways, company affairs, recreational sports leagues, shirts for the sake of making a shirt. This takes the fucking cake.

It's reminds me a lot of like early 2000s diy shirt design. print out/iron on yourself kinda shit. Just trash. Absolutely trash.

Par for the course though. Again was beyond my expectations of shit so kudos to Dave there. I had a very good chuckle. Enjoy whatever pennies you get you big goofy retard.
You deserve a shitty shirt for giving money to the gouty one. (or whoever paid for it)
 
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His hands have no muscle, holding two things and twisting them together would hurt him, therefore its bad and wrong stupid.
I saw this thread/post in Happenings and wanted to comment on the twitching as it's something that happens to me. For me it's on the other side of the hand, the meaty chunk at the base of the thumb

I don't have carpal tunnel syndrome but I do occasionally get a bit of inflammation of the nerve responsible for CTS (just a bit higher up, actually in the hand itself rather than the wrist) and the thumb pad will convulse, striate, and seemingly cave in like that when it's really flared up.

As far as the loss of muscle, that's a common symptom of carpal tunnel as well, as the inflamed nerve is incapable of properly contracting the muscles of the palm, leading to wasting of the involved muscles.

His twitching is on the wrong side for carpal tunnel syndrome but the two symptoms combined point to chronic nerve inflammation of the hand and/or wrist in my opinion
 
I saw this thread/post in Happenings and wanted to comment on the twitching as it's something that happens to me. For me it's on the other side of the hand, the meaty chunk at the base of the thumb

I don't have carpal tunnel syndrome but I do occasionally get a bit of inflammation of the nerve responsible for CTS (just a bit higher up, actually in the hand itself rather than the wrist) and the thumb pad will convulse, striate, and seemingly cave in like that when it's really flared up.

As far as the loss of muscle, that's a common symptom of carpal tunnel as well, as the inflamed nerve is incapable of properly contracting the muscles of the palm, leading to wasting of the involved muscles.

His twitching is on the wrong side for carpal tunnel syndrome but the two symptoms combined point to chronic nerve inflammation of the hand and/or wrist in my opinion
I know someone with neuropathy in their hands from years of alcoholism. I wonder if there's a connection.
 
I know someone with neuropathy in their hands from years of alcoholism. I wonder if there's a connection.
Yeah, I think that's an issue for long term alcoholism, demyelination of nerves. I'm not super familiar with it (or Phil) but if it were to affect the hands and feet first that would make sense, basically following the progression of diabetic nerve damage
 
Yeah, I think that's an issue for long term alcoholism, demyelination of nerves. I'm not super familiar with it (or Phil) but if it were to affect the hands and feet first that would make sense, basically following the progression of diabetic nerve damage
He's a virulent alcoholic and a gluttonous man in general. Par for the course. It is VERY rare for someone to contract gout in their late 20s early 30s unless they're drinking excessively and eating red meat. And he was a 250-pound man child for most of his life until Kat ate his share. You also have to think what he replaces his eating disorder with (or oral fixation), which is probably more booze and gambling.
 
Pretty sure he just plays the base game and it's basically the equivalent to him scrolling over Bing maps since he always starts in the air and flies in a straight line.
What an absolute heathen. One of the best things about Flight Simulator is how easy it is to mod and the amount of shit you can add to the game. Games like Syrim can only dream of having so many add ons.
 
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DSP has been flat-out refusing to start gameplay for the past 20 minutes or so, until someone drops a $20 contribution to pick a character on Marvel Rivals. He's just literally waiting, wasting his viewers their time. I'm not kidding.

This is some LTG-style shit.

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Leave it to DSP to take something that could actually be a somewhat interesting way to garner support, and completely run it into the ground, force it down everyone's throat, and use it as a way to squeeze money out of his viewers. And this is less than 24 hours after constantly complaining like an entitled little whiny bitch about only receiving $20 during a stream.

Absolutely disgusting behavior.
 
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DSP has been flat-out refusing to start gameplay for the past 20 minutes or so, until someone drops a $20 contribution to pick a character on Marvel Rivals. He's just literally waiting, wasting his viewers their time. I'm not kidding.

This is some LTG-style shit.

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He should josh up right tell people he’s not going to play until the dono goal is met. I’m sure his dents won’t care.
Lol he doesn’t know how to cancel an order on Amazon lmao wtf
 
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Literally holding gameplay hostage, like not even stalling or exaggerating, he's downright refusing to start gameplay until someone gives him 20 dollars and is actively shaming everyone who donates 1-2 dollars telling them to "not be stingy".

Also, mr. Not a Drama Guy shitting on PKA (Painkiller Already) completely unprovoked because they have sponsors and don't e-beg (and for the record, they ARE boring faggots and yet somehow far more respectable in the way they make money)
 
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Lmao.

EDIT: to no one's surprise, he sucks monkey balls at the game with mouse and keyboard. And he picked Hela, who allegedly is one of the best, if not the best, characters.

EDIT2: he's already blaming the server connection.

Case in point, look at that SUPERB aim. And do note the perfect <80-ping, no packet-loss connection:



And he combo'd that awful gameplay right into a juicy beg:



Dude's absolutely terrible:



Also: you can hear the constant thumping of his hooves onto the keyboard. Or it's the (wobbly) mic reacting to him hitting his desk with his leg/hands or something. Great setup. :story:

Another *thump thump* juicy beg *thump*:

 
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He now gave up and booted the game up. Now hes going one by one through all the cosmetics. Just stalling to all shit waiting for tips.
Wasn’t it stuck at $16 during the disaster stream yesterday? Is this some type of message from the dents?

Edit: Being this toxic directly after a huge embarrassment like yesterday is pretty striking. Has he really not seen any of the reactions or is he riding high on the “return” of ICS?
 
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