Why are you posting a pop tarts commercial?
Viral marketing is a cancer.
Unless you're getting paid by Kelloggs, sharing a pop tart commercial is cattle behavior.
It's viral marketing because it designed for idiots to do it for free. It's bad enough that we're even discussing this. Anyone posting adverts here is a faggot.
Kellogg's sponsoring a bowl game and making their breakfast pastry an annoyingly large part of it isn't viral marketing tho. Are you feeling ok? The holiday times can be quite stressful, I know. Might I suggest you take an Aleve? My doctor recommends it as the best pain reliever that doesn't require a prescription
Or maybe you're just hangry? Might I suggest some delicious pan pizza from Pizza Hut? You've not seen pizza like a Pizza Hut pizza.
I think that sounds stupendous and I'll kick back with a belly full of deep dish delight, two little yellow pills, and get lost in some awesome tunes!
This is just an unskippable ad with extra steps you retard.
Advertisments are only bad when they assault your senses and waste your time. Sure I get mad when some hijra pajeet hiring black company scrapes my data and sells it to a thousand companies who use them to try and sell me specific garbage and advertise to me online but advertisements themselves are inevitable and have existed for basically as long as currency and trade has.
I remember when I was in highschool football we would sell these big coupon books for funding which all the local businesses would agree to take part in. It got funding for the team, helped local businesses and sold hundreds of dollars of coupons to locals that probably shopped at most of the places that took part anyways for like 20 bucks. Technically a massive downside advertisement campaign using child labor, but everyone benefited and it was innocent and fine.
When flash games were popular cartoon Network and Nickelodeon would make games for all their shows and properties and put them on their websites which were completely free, but they were giant advertisements for their shows. I loved them as a kid since they were fun games.
I use adblock and I avoid obvious shills like everyone else but I don't have some sort of ingrained hatred to the very notion of advertisements, that's silly and kinda pointless.
I'm ok with the Pop tart bowl, everyone gets a lot of money and the only difference from a regular game is that instead of a giant parrot mascot or a bull mascot or whatever you see at these games it's giant pop tarts and you watch a bunch of niggers hit each other and then eat pop tarts, it's just breakfast at a public school.
I find it funny, I find it non offensive, and I'm still not going to eat pop tarts because frankly they kinda suck, but I stand by the pop tarts bowl and I would even call it charming, or as charming as American consumerism get. Avoid the noid is charming, the McDonald's toys are charming, I'm ok with them.
A lot of modern advertisment is now just a company or person intentionally making you mad so that you engage with them and give them free word of mouth and engage emotionally with their product which generated them money. Gaming studios do this, Disney and movie producers do this by intentionally casting people that will cause anger, Logan Paul is a multimillionaire and fought one of the most famous living boxers in front of tens of millions and he made all that money because Americans that didn't even watch him or know really who he was wanted to see him get punched in the face, because they hated him, and he got rich off that hate.
The Pop tart bowl doesn't want to make me mad, it doesn't want to emotionally manipulate me into complaining about them online so that they get attention from me, it just wants to pay guys to wear silly costumes at a sporting event and remind me their dogshit industrial "pastries" exist.
I like the Pop tart bowl, because I have seen it's terrible alternative, and it doesn't involve silly mascot outfits.
Jersh please for the love of god play this as your opener.
