Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

Patrick, paragon of masculinity, defends his Y chromosome from a Twitter detractor. And yes, child, everyone I don't like is guilty of treason.
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HE-CHILD AND THE MASTERS OF MILWAUKEE

Will Fatam, Prince of Pigthernia defeat the dastardly Stalkertor? Tune in next week to find out!

 

[Nod Flenders]

Patrick, paragon of masculinity, defends his Y chromosome from a Twitter detractor. And yes, child, everyone I don't like is guilty of treason.
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Now he's going to treason. He still hasn't learned, and he never will.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

So Pat’s TDS has now extended out into the entire history of the republican party.

Reagan? Only president because he committed treason.

Nixon? Yes. Also treason.

And he still claims he is a ”real republican”. Not those deer hunting hicks in the sticks republicans he had to endure growing up.

Seriously, this guy is off into crazyland now. He is starting to come across as legitimately dangerous.

 

[Judge Holden]

So Pat’s TDS has now extended out into the entire history of the republican party.

Reagan? Only president because he committed treason.

Nixon? Yes. Also treason.

And he still claims he is a ”real republican”. Not those deer hunting hicks in the sticks republicans he had to endure growing up.

Seriously, this guy is off into crazyland now. He is starting to come across as legitimately dangerous.

Just wait till he gets to how that filthy republican scalliwag Abraham Lincoln freed all his great great great granny Patricia Eulabelle Robinson's fart-bucks from her plantation, thus robbing her ladyparts from the coon-tooting they deserved, while executing her dashing husband Colonel Nicholas "Nikkki" Robinson for grinding no less than five score picaninnies into Andouille in the basement of the Fart Barn, though Colonel Robinson was too dosed up on opium pills to notice or care even when the rope went round his neck

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Patrick, paragon of masculinity, defends his Y chromosome from a Twitter detractor. And yes, child, everyone I don't like is guilty of treason.
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Didn't Obama tell ya'll that you need to focus on education? How is this guy so stupid?
Answer, alcoholism, mental illness, and autism.

 

[bortherman]

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Posted as usual on Elon Musk's personal blog x.com

Note how he hasn't uploaded this (despite saying he will) for ~2 years.
He is so proud of this masterpiece yet has only shown it to a room of a dozen people at a shitty Con.

 

[Summer of George]

Pat is desperate to find some reason to sue just about anyone or anything. He needs to get that win back, it hurts him when its brought up.

When Patrick inevitably loses his lolsuit against the City of Milwaukee, I'm gonna need Motley Poo to come out with a porcine parody of I Fought the Law. Probably should start writing it now, just to get out in front.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Note how he hasn't uploaded this (despite saying he will) for ~2 years.
He is so proud of this masterpiece yet has only shown it to a room of a dozen people at a shitty Con.

He looks so ridiculous in his toddler shirt I’m actually surprised he shared that picture again lol. I’d bet money it’s just an hour of Patrick smirking and seething like that one standup show he had to apologize for afterwards. If he’s delayed uploading the slideshow by years even he has the self awareness to know it’s embarrassing.

 

[Broadside]

Patrick, paragon of masculinity, defends his Y chromosome from a Twitter detractor. And yes, child, everyone I don't like is guilty of treason.
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Btw, that guy he's arguing with is a bigger deal than Pat. I will howl if this guy becomes a Patposter. Here's his radio show.
Here's to trolls misgendering Pat more! He's once again shown them what winds him up!

 

[Henri Barbusse]

This is why I like Pat as a cow, it’s lighthearted chuckles at a fat retard and I don’t need a shower after I read his thread.

Unlike Pat, who desperately needs a shower to wash off the grease because he’s so FAT.

Pat, the man who threatened to kill his daughter the moment she was born and is friend with multiple pedophiles, is wholesome fun for the whole family. It's funny because it's true.

When Patrick inevitably loses his lolsuit against the City of Milwaukee, I'm gonna need Motley Poo to come out with a porcine parody of I Fought the Law. Probably should start writing it now, just to get out in front.

I kind of want Pat to win his lawsuit, since the effect it would have on his online behavior should be funny. I don't see that happening though, unless the judge has a stroke and no one notices.

 

[Judge Holden]

And back to our scheduled oinkout...


Seems another rapscallion is up to silliness


And ofcourse, pig man reminds us all that he is not faking this shit

 

[Bill Evans 45]

All caught up.

Could be that the loneliness of the holidays is getting to him, having pushed away everyone.

Yes.

Could be he has gained a modicum of self awareness and has realized how much he has fucked his life up.

No,

He is starting to come across as legitimately dangerous.

The only thing he's a danger to is an all you can eat buffet. Anyone can issue empty threats, it takes a real P@t to kill the profit margin of a restaurant.

And back to our scheduled oinkout

This prompts me to suggest the term 'oinktent' to differentiate his rare, non-prisoning output.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Pat, the man who threatened to kill his daughter the moment she was born and is friend with multiple pedophiles, is wholesome fun for the whole family. It's funny because it's true.

My oldest son has picked up 'enjoy prison' from me and he and his friend group enjoy prison and stalker child each other constantly, especially on video game live chat.

 

[FinnSven]

Unlike Pat, who desperately needs a shower to wash off the grease because he’s so FAT.

It must be frustrating for him because the layer of grease will act like goose fat on a channel swimmer, just dissipating the water and leaving him as grimy as before.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

He is starting to come across as legitimately dangerous.

Just wait until he goes to DC in a week or so to #stopthesteal

 

[RollingRock2]

#stopthesqueal Paint balloon spec ops

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Bold prediction: Pat is going to sit on his ass all day passively resisting by tweeting non-stop for many hours, either at home or at a bar. There will be typos, and we'll laugh. Oh, how we'll laugh! Trump will still be inaugurated.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Bold prediction: Pat is going to sit on his ass all day passively resisting by tweeting non-stop for many hours, either at home or at a bar. There will be typos, and we'll laugh. Oh, how we'll laugh! Trump will still be inaugurated.

 

[AnOminous]

legit just biff-tier bullying is top tier when it comes to fatrick I wouldn't even beat him if he swung on me with his pool noodle arms, I'd just give him a noogie and hold him down and give him a wet willy while telling him to say uncle plus this would hurt fatricks ego way more than beating him

I'd give him a purple nurple and a swirlie and say he's a big old fat girly man.

 

[FinnSven]

I'd give him a purple nurple and a swirlie and say he's a big old fat girly man.

I like these kinds of schoolyard discussions on who could beat up who.

Instead of say Superman v Hulk Hogan. Superman being a superhero, but as Hulk Hogan is a wrestler and Superheroes are not real so Hulk Hogan could definitely beat up the actor Christopher Reeve.*

We discuss which lolcow would be least pathetic and more likely to “win” out of a combination of luck and which one is in the least poor health.

Such as Ethan Ralph v Patrick or Cobes v Russell Greer.

Nick Rekita v Darkside Phil could be interesting.

* This isn’t a hill I plan on dying on, just an example of schoolboy understanding of the relative fighting prowess and reality v fiction.