Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

 
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I like that Anna claims she taught her parents about online safety and avoiding scams. Then when several alledged travel agents contact her promising complimentary services, she's not the least bit suspicious.
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She is making promises to the kids again she won't keep probably.
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Those Alaska cruises are expensive, so I can't imagine taking two kids plus at least two other adults (from what she said about both parents coming along). Anna would conveniently have "flare ups" every time she would be scheduled to hike on land, so the whole thing would be a giant waste of money she can no longer afford with her drop in sponsors.

The Princess cruise in Alaska with excursions and incidentals seems to be 3k to 5k per person, depending on room type and other choices. So five people would be at least 15k plus five round-trip airline tickets to Alaska from Texas. No way. Anna couldn't even come up with that giant playset she promised to buy those kids.
 
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Clotso Coof said:
I like that Anna claims she taught her parents about online safety and avoiding scams. Then when several alledged travel agents contact her promising complimentary services, she's not the least bit suspicious.

Those Alaska cruises are expensive, so I can't imagine taking two kids plus at least two other adults (from what she said about both parents coming along). Anna would conveniently have "flare ups" every time she would be scheduled to hike on land, so the whole thing would be a giant waste of money she can no longer afford with her drop in sponsors.

The Princess cruise in Alaska with excursions and incidentals seems to be 3k to 5k per person, depending on room type and other choices. So five people would be at least 15k plus five round-trip airline tickets to Alaska from Texas. No way. Anna couldn't even come up with that giant playset she promised to buy those kids.
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I may be dating myself here but I’ve actually used travel agents. They often work on commission, without charging higher prices than the customer can find online.
 
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She’d be dangerous to take on an excursion. If there is a problem, rescue crews aren’t equipped to deal with someone her size.
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As someone with first handle experience with Alaska cruise fatties, the ships she'd be on would be fine for her. She's walking small towns and from dock to car to train back to car kind of trips. There are options for more adventurous ones but she is too fat. She'd just the photo tours of the towns.

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@Null should check her bagel breakdown, which I think was in 2024- that whole video where she claims to walk two miles (somebody calculated it much less), stopped for a huge cotten candy animal treat, messed her shirt up and took it off and turned it inside out in the middle of a Manhatten street. Then got her bagel, took an Uber back to her hotel to eat it in bed and had a crying breakdown when she opened it and it wasn’t her order. Pumpernickel. It was comedy gold.

If it was 2023 then it shows how little Anna does anymore.
 
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Clotso Coof said:
Anna is neurodivergent, evidenced by the fact that she "masters" every new skill in a week or less? Um...has Anna mastered anything other than eating?

This entire 1707 page thread catalogues her utter incompetence at everything she does online. Her off-line life seems to be even worse.
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What ADHDers are notorious for doing is getting insanely excited about acquiring some sparkly new skillset, running out to buy everything (books, tools, supplies, online courses, etc.) that would allow them to do that—and then abandoning it all once they experience the first discouraging speedbumps on the road to gaining basic proficiency (let's not even talk about mastery).

I fail to see mastery in anything Anna does; she half-asses everything. And, frankly, I can't think of a single thing she uses her ADHD superpower of hyperfocus on, unless it's shopping for shit online. She doesn't have any hobbies she engages in with enough focus to develop a high level of proficiency, and all of her craft projects are done sloppily, in the moment, rather than as a regular source of enjoyment.

She has zero tolerance for frustration when she can't do anything perfectly the first time—remember that Harry Potter gingerbread house kit she was so excied to order, then nearly had an on-camera meltdown while assembling it because she couldn't get it to hold together? That, in a nutshell, is how Anna is with every new thing she gets enthused over. She was obviously angry when she abandoned the half-finished gingerbread house, but you know we didn't see the full extent of it.

And because she can't tolerate frustration and failure, she'll never master anything.

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She could pick her "cute fits" ahead of time, so they're ready and waiting for her to put them on once she's squeezed herself into her compression garments. It's not like any outfit she's realistically going to wear is all that complicated or difficult to put on. And she has to put something on, so why not make the decision about what to wear while she still has the energy to do it?

She knows this. So I can only see this post as a made-up bid for sympathy.

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"Neurodivergent" is such a stupid, non-term, created to be as intentionally vague as possible so that people can pretend to be special, as well as in constant need of patience and tolerance from strangers, without having to elaborate any further. It's like bisexual women who never date other women referring to themselves exclusively as "queer" so they can hang with other "oppressed" "queers" and be all activisty.
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I have ADHD, and have never called myself neurodivergent. Even before hordes of social media attention-seekers latched onto it I didn't see it as applicable, because what we call ADHD isn't actually divergent from normal human mental functioning. It's only a "disorder" because we live in a society where the traits that mark it are considered liabilities, especially in school and the workplace. Autism? Yeah, that genuinely counts as neurodivergent. But in that case, just call it what it is; there's no need for another term.
 
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GenociderSyo said:
Null was asking in MATI for any notable cow stuff from 2024. Any Anna posts you think will work?
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Her "good job getting out there" rant was pretty good, as was the whole running arc, also her lumbering through Target and being a menace, which was still this year, right?
The Kate Winslet videos do such a good job of encapsulating Anna's insanity, but in real time it's kind of a slow drip rather than a torrential flood.
Most people who only saw one or two of Anna's videos might wonder why she's even considered a cow.
I loved when she was doing some dumb dance in Scamron's exam room and a nurse or MA walked in and she had to shut it down really quick and someone here put some funny music over it. Everything she does is just for show, like I'd believe she goes into stasis (with Netflix running) when she's not filming herself.
 
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GenociderSyo said:
There is no change and more gut...the gut grows and devours the compression garments.
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She can barely move. She's so far off beat to the music, her slow shifts in movement could not properly be called "dance".

Did she not at least play the song in her ear buds while filming to ensure this made any sense? Was she so tired after this single attempt that she saw this video and was like, "eh, good enough, post it"? Because this failure is embarrassing. It would be better to skip posting than to have posted this.
 
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She can barely move. She's so far off beat to the music, her slow shifts in movement could not properly be called "dance".

Did she not at least play the song in her ear buds while filming to ensure this made any sense? Was she so tired after this single attempt that she saw this video and was like, "eh, good enough, post it"? Because this failure is embarrassing. It would be better to skip posting than to have posted this.
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It's really bad. She's off beat the entire time and can barely even move in that...getup. One thing she has been pretty on point with over the years is doing the stupid voiceover dances so this is a new era. She's completely lost touch with reality and 2025 is going to be a good one for farmers watching her imo.
 
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