Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[OttoWest]

Side view:

Looks like the outer ridges are still there. Check out that back leg above the knee.

 

[often puzzled]

There is no change and more gut...the gut grows and devours the compression garments.
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She sort of lifts up a foot when she slides into frame, but, other than that, her feet don't lift up at all during the "dance" (or whatever it's supposed to be). She's really not even moving her upper body that much, and she's certainly not moving below the waist.

But, sure, tell us again how the surgeries (outpatient procedures) are helping so much, Anna.

 

[multiverse]

One thing she has been pretty on point with over the years is doing the stupid voiceover dances so this is a new era

Exactly, she's using a song from what, 2010? Where she can't copy the moves from the video, or from any other TikTok-er? The song isn't trending, and she looks like her aging morbidly obese, nearly immobile millennial self, not like an influencer.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

This is the worst camel toe I’ve ever seen

Spoiler: Spoilered so you don’t barf

Why are there so many lumps?

 

[katiB]

Those pants look like they are painted on or that any moment a seam thread could split and send her flesh flying out.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Those pants look like they are painted on or that any moment a seam thread could split and send her flesh flying out.

They're stretched out so far, especially over her gunt, the fabric has gone pale. Those pants should be the same color as the fabric on the zipper placket (and that zipper is under a lot of strain), but look how much of a difference there is.

When she lumbered into the frame, all I could think was, "I SEE NO DIFFERENCE, ANNA." Seriously. She is just as huge as she's always been.

 

[cybercybe]

This is the worst camel toe I’ve ever seen

Spoiler: Spoilered so you don’t barf

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Why are there so many lumps?

Sally the camel has ___ lumps

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

This is the worst camel toe I’ve ever seen

Spoiler: Spoilered so you don’t barf

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Why are there so many lumps?

I bet those are some kind of Spandex denim-colored legging thing with a fake fly and stretch waistband. The way they're practically painted on her, I don't think they could be standard denim. Her crotch must be numb for her to wedge herself into things this tight, especially if she's still wearing compression tights.

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Null was asking in MATI for any notable cow stuff from 2024. Any Anna posts you think will work?

This was posted back in April, but I’m not sure when it actually occurred.

Otherwise, besides bagel-gate or target-gate, I nominate hotdog-gate

 

[Trombonista]

She is making promises to the kids again she won't keep probably. The reason she needs so many surgeries so spread out is her lipedema is like concrete.
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When I saw the Poptarts bowl post, I initially thought she was posting about a bowl filled with Pop-Tarts. Then I realized she was talking about the Pop-Tarts Bowl. Did Anna O'Brien actually watch a college football game or was she just paying attention to the mascots?

 

[Barbarella]

The hot dog trip was great, but especially when you know this was a side quest on her way to see a lipadema (deathfat) specialist who should’ve insisted on a clean diet. (Not the quack she saw though)

 

[-Jack-]

Those boots were doing Anna zero favours! Like trying to force down sausage meat into a small casing, she definitely ate & drunk her bodyweight over Christmas.

 

[Freetimbit]

Confirmed: alone for new years.

 

[xogossipgorl]

Were those boots the super nice high heels she was shopping for?

I kind of liked the boots.

This was the second time on just a quick glance that I thought she was facing the back. Her front butt is coming in nicely.

Forgot all about the boat trip! Anyone would enjoy seeing her haul herself out of the water!

 

[Constellationzero]

This is the worst camel toe I’ve ever seen

Spoiler: Spoilered so you don’t barf

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Why are there so many lumps?

...'kay...

This...uh...outfit... is exactly the sort of thing she'd get hauled into HR for and told to change. It looks straight up PORNOGRAPHIC, yet she's fully covered.

On another note:

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[Jizzrag]

Anna’s nominated for the «Breaker of Scale» Lolcow award! She’s not even up against Chantal or Amber, she might have a fighting chance

 

[nuno bo2no]

Anna’s nominated for the «Breaker of Scale» Lolcow award! She’s not even up against Chantal or Amber, she might have a fighting chance

They peaked too late in the year. Poor planning!

 

[cybercybe]

"Super hero calves"

 

[lonelygorl15]

My first thought with her and those boots:

Spoiler: context

Peggy unknowingly shops at a drag queen store and gets really excited when she finds a pair of boots too big to fit her size 16 feet.

 

[pippeyyy]

"Super hero calves"

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So, wait, those are slouchy boots?? Holy shit, Anna, develop a sense of shame. She can barely fit her hooves into them.
I assumed they were torrid and even with them being a fatty special with a huge block heel she can't move in them.
Happy 2025, Anna is going into it a lot broker, moving again, fatter and dumber than she did entering 2024 and we all thought she was going to die.